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Who knows the words of Errenzhuan "Thirteen Fragrances of Wild Flowers"?
My little sister and I sang thirteen fragrant flowers on the platform.
(female)
When you mention thirteen fragrant flowers, your friends will keep them in mind.
Very profound, very philosophical. After listening, take your time.
(male)
Gossip. Don't gossip or sneeze.
If you want to know what's going on, listen to me first.
(female)
(Good) You go first.
(male)
Little A-mei is so handsome. Ten people meet and nine people love her.
A little-faced thief dressed himself.
No matter where the eldest brother comes from, I dare to love as long as I have money.
From Beijing to Shanghai, from the south to the Great Wall.
Look for men all over the world to see where to make money quickly.
Wherever you are short of money, you go there and stay away all the year round.
Take your body with you as a capital insurance product.
Make friends and open a room. Lightning love comes quickly.
It's really quick to ask if there is a true love for little sister.
How can there be true feelings in the world for 100 yuan and 50 minutes?
Kick your little sister while having sex. People love you everywhere.
Lying to you is a hundred postures.
(female)
I'm not afraid of being short, but I'm afraid of being short of money.
As long as big brother is willing to spend money, pockmarked face will shine.
I love you like the sea, but I want to kill you.
Come when you need me to get rich.
If you don't choose your appearance and clothes, you will pay for it.
Big brother is really good. Hard and soft kung fu is really good
My little sister never admits defeat, but today she has turned into a sneeze.
Brother, you are so bad. Slow down and hurry up.
Good in bed. What a slut, marshal
Brother, that's not bad. You like flowers and wildflowers at home.
Pick it outside if you want. Never take it home.
My wife knows she's going to scratch, scratch the bad food and kick it with her feet.
Turn the kitchen knife and cut off your hookah.
Make a fool of yourself and lose money. You had a bad reputation that day.
Don't pick wild flowers by the roadside. Whoever reaches out first loses.
You don't believe me when I say that. Make sure the poor thief pulls fast.
Male)
Electronic music jingles. Listen to me again. The second fragrance.
It is a blessing to tell my little sister not to fall in love with me.
I'm interested in finding a hotel to check in.
If you want to be famous and make money, you'd better learn to kiss up first.
If you want to advance, you have to find a pheasant first.
Into the private room, smiling, became husband and wife in a few words.
Take out a few RMB and do something happy and bold.
Xiao Mei, I love you like a gangster loves a prostitute.
Try my best to possess you in the dark and wrap you in the daytime.
I loved you as soon as I saw the truth and said nothing.
Hold you tight in the middle of the night and hold you cross-legged.
Touch you with five fingers, touch your surroundings, and get rid of you.
Seven flavors run through, killing you and tasting you in eight directions.
I won't let you go for nine days. I really want to play with you.
I love you, I hate you, I hate you.
Use actions to influence you first, and then use money to stimulate you.
Buy you a pair of jewels and drive you.
Put it in bed to play with you. You are exhausted.
If you want to change your mind, I will kill you ten times and make a bad move to desire you.
Draw you on football and I'll kick you to death.
(female)
I hate me. I'm not angry. I'm sincere to my eldest brother.
Knowing big brother is providence, and falling in love with big brother is affection.
Missing big brother is a matter of heart, infatuation with big brother is friendship.
As long as the money is in place, you will be satisfied.
I'll kick you if you have no money.
I'm not afraid of you. If you want to commit a crime, I'll sue you.
I won't lie to you. I'll pose to fascinate you.
I won't lie to you. I'll show my thighs and eat you to death
I don't love you. I don't love you. My legs are killing you.
No, you don't. As long as you have money, I depend on you.
I'll dump you when you're done.
Brother, I love you just as mice love rice.
Steal, touch, find you, eat you bite by bite.
Picking wild flowers, beautiful women ruin their reputation and harm their health.
(male)
Lose money and strength, and finally fall into a slippery shelter.
I sold my house and land, leaving my wife and children alone.
A man's army has nowhere to go. You don't believe me when I say that.
Try it if you don't believe me.
My little sister and I sang thirteen fragrant flowers on the platform.
(female)
When you mention thirteen fragrant flowers, your friends will keep them in mind.
Very profound, very philosophical. After listening, take your time.
(male)
Listen to your brother's gossip and don't sneeze.
If you want to know what happened, listen to me again.
(Woman) Okay, let's talk about the third fragrance.
(male)
Pick wild flowers and game. If you want to find a foreign girl.
No risk, no burden, consensual sleep
Sleep every day if you are not afraid of fatigue. It's all your consumption anyway.
It doesn't matter if you pick some wild flowers as long as your sexual desire doesn't decrease.
Being with my wife is always too boring and too tired to find a lover.
It is not expensive to find a young lady. It is the most affordable.
Little A-mei can talk and do things more simply.
It's not just the taste that is more valuable to show the truth.
Not afraid of being fierce and tired, pulling internal strength to earn foreign exchange.
No rent, no taxes, all kinds of flowers, everything.
Who says women have no status? It was the evil old society.
Nowadays, women have high status and sleep with their bosses every day.
Drink if you want, not afraid of drunkenness, not afraid of coolness, not afraid of flowers.
Go to the nightclub with your chest out and eat and sleep with you.
The eldest brother who specializes in flattering men shed tears.
Big brother forgot to hug little sister's leg tightly.
Drink little sister's mineral water.
People kiss you, and big brother kisses little sister's leg.
The younger sister is really flowing, and the older brother is really grinning.
(female)
I love my big brother and don't regret that he has three legs.
My little sister is beautiful and spends all her money on others.
You are coquettish and nagging, and you have no money in your pocket to find a goat.
You are the bone and I am the bone marrow. You've lost weight and I've gained weight.
I will make money with you if you are happy, no matter who and who.
Whoever picks wild flowers is unlucky.
Want to know what's going on, and then listen to me sing the fourth fragrance.
A-mei Jr.' s personality is crazy, and he relies on big money to place Fu Heng.
Safe, reliable, risk-free, enjoy the scenery.
It doesn't matter how deep the feelings are. Nowadays, milk is your mother.
Men love beautiful women, and beautiful women love rich men.
No farming, no food, just a bed.
(male)
Only one bed is needed for work, 100 yuan a night.
Make big brother horny, little sister, little sister, you are so beautiful.
Cheap and rough. I want to meet my big brother.
The whole eldest brother has desires, although he is not idle.
Exhausted and want to have sex.
(female)
Brother, you are great. You are different from others.
Spending money is never in arrears.
Travel around the world with a big sausage.
Experienced, knowledgeable, full of food, don't let go.
My eyes are really glowing, and my body is getting fat.
Keep your forehead swollen and shiny.
Hold back what you eat and what you don't smell.
I didn't show up until the aisle hit the wall at the critical moment.
(male)
The older the brother, the younger the sister, and the longer the Vietnam War.
The little sister here has just finished her work, and the big sister there is celebrating again.
Women taste better every time.
A night of ecstasy is really enjoyable.
To outdo each other, the wind * * female war pervert.
If you don't believe me when I say this, just try it.
Fill the bottomless pit and feed the hungry wolves.
Today, her mother had a minor operation, and tomorrow, her father will open her chest.
I need to borrow money from you for help every three days.
Work hard to earn some money and send you flowers right away.
Man, don't be fooled by the dew couple.
Domestic flowers are not as long as wild flowers.
Picking up girls doesn't end well. It's bad luck, bad luck.
If you don't believe me when I say this, you have nothing.
5 th xiangba
(male)
A-mei is so romantic. Her hip circumference is three and a half feet
The clothes are exposed to the navel, and two bombs are pinned to the chest.
It seems strange to see a man.
If you have money, big brother, take the initiative to marry you.
As long as eldest brother dares to stand up, he will finish with you sooner or later.
Wind * * Women will be endowed with amorous men will be greedy.
I stayed in the wrong place for a long time, but I stayed in the fireworks willow garden and walked less.
It's hard to fall in love with one and spend more money on two.
Falling in love with three is the most annoying thing.
It's over if you fall in love with five, and it's over if you fall in love with six.
Fall in love with seven nephritis.
The more you love, the worse you get, and finally you get fucked.
(female)
Little brother will be free and give money when he smiles.
If you say a thousand, there will be a thousand little sisters to accompany you until tomorrow.
When you say 10,000, 10,000 is enough.
I bet my youth that not tipping tomorrow is rape.
Little sister, how bright is the star tonight. Romantic and romantic.
Watch videos, learn experience and practice all kinds of flowers together.
I am so tired that my brother is sweating and my sister is too slow.
Big brother, big brother is a bad guy, let little sister mix electricity directly.
I'll wipe my sweat, have a rest, catch my breath, and then go on working.
As long as Big Brother's money keeps killing him, you bastard.
Tell your brother not to blink, and tell your sister to kiss your face.
It's all because big brother's gun is too short, and he is really soft-hearted when something happens.
Come on, slow down. I don't care. I don't understand. I will shout
In order to make money, shameless, for self-pursuit and development.
(male)
Men work hard, earn more money and talk less.
Take the right path and get down to business.
Husband and wife are like a bird in the forest. Love is hard to be cut off.
Family harmony, everyone praises love, and husband and wife praise love.
Item 6
Tell my little sister to go with my brother. Let's go to the hotel for a drink.
Crab, seafood, prawns, how many nights will you stay with your big brother?
As long as big brother is happy, he has everything to eat, drink and wear.
(female)
Brother, if you are not afraid of expensive, you can stay for a few nights if you want.
Kiss and hug casually to earn money, regardless of shame or ugliness.
All the beautiful women in the world have bosses who join hands with everyone.
(male)
Sister, don't think big brother is thin, big brother has rhythm.
Although thin and muscular, women don't play enough.
(female)
Brother, you really have a bald cow.
You turned your little sister around like a headless monkey.
Make little sister spring water also said that little sister is not gentle.
If you don't love me, I won't worry about the castle peak outside the mountain.
There are big sluts everywhere Don't look for young people to look for old people
It's funny and demanding. It's oily if you squeeze a little.
(male)
Balloons tied along the belt are less loaded by Dutch cows.
Tell miss you don't want to go. Let me touch your hand.
If you hold the baby's hand, it seems that you have returned to 1899.
If you hold the hand of a little secret, kisses and hugs.
If you hold the pheasant's hand, do it when you have to.
If Miss La's hands are as delicious as spirits.
If I hold my classmate's hand, I regret not doing it.
If you hold your buddy's hand, you have everything.
If you hold your daughter-in-law's hand, it's like touching your right hand with your left hand.
If you hold the hand of a comrade, you won't feel anything.
I don't know where to go if you hold an official's hand to give a gift.
If you hold the rich woman's hand, I don't know when you will have it.
(female)
Brother, you are so oily. Let me touch your head.
There is no love, no sadness, and good memories are in my heart.
(male)
Don't reach out when you meet wild flowers when you walk outside.
Earn money to go home Wife and children hold hands.
Family happiness lasts the longest.
Pick flowers and have fun, but leave regrets in your heart
A thousand words are not enough to maintain a good reputation in the world
You don't believe me when I say that. Blessed people need not worry.
7 th Xiang
My little sister winked at me. There were affectionate brothers everywhere.
I have read many classics and eaten and drank with gentlemen.
Oblique eyes, crooked neck, mouth full of pornographic shells.
You can drink more than a catty when you drink it.
Talking makes everyone happy. Just touch it when you enter the private room.
Shake your shoulders, show your arms, and show the loess slope on your chest.
Loess high slope is divided into two parts, just rub and touch.
Coca-Cola milk is very popular among adults and children.
Below is the flat ground, with the navel fossa exposed in the middle.
It's all because of the stomach. A pair of big hands stroked it down.
(female)
Brother spends money, sister quenches thirst. The more affectionate the money, the hotter it is.
Sister is brother's pistachio. You can pull whatever you want.
Sister is Chai Ge and Huo. Thank you, brother, for illuminating me.
I know eldest brother is a lecherous, and he wants to talk when he sees beautiful women.
If you want to pull, don't pull at the local yamen.
There are quite a few beautiful girls, but perverts form a group.
If big brother wants to pull, he will go to the country to find wild fruit.
The goods are good and the money is not much. A pot is fifty dollars.
Often in love, eating and drinking, whoring far away, gambling near, not committing a crime.
Not afraid of disaster, not afraid of disaster, killing one is one.
With a flat product, you are not hungry when you travel around the world.
All the money I earned was squandered and I was happy every day.
Eat and drink. Goat mutton never leaves the table.
You can go to your big brother again if you have no money. Men are hospitable.
There is nothing wrong with bragging and making friends.
Qian Qian is absolutely lewd, and there are no good products in the field of pornography.
Everyone was played, spent money and made a big mistake.
My wife is separated, my shoes are broken and my hat is broken.
Family business reputation is broken together. Relatives and friends refer to their skulls.
Call you finished product
Do you believe me when I say this? My family will be broken sooner or later.
8 th Xiang
Little A-mei is so coquettish. Her shoes are seven inches high.
Shake your ass and waist and make eyes at everyone.
Sahuan is like a lamb asking a man for a broadsword.
Men with big waists are anxious.
Dance, dance, disco, and play with big brother all night.
Jump and pull.
(female)
Pick out my brother's big wallet
You are a fox, I am a newspaper, you are a mouse and I am a cat.
You are the key, I am the lock, you are the fertilizer, and I am the seedling.
You are a patient, I am a medicine, you are a rake, and I am a dart.
You are the table, I am the guest, you are the bean, and I will catch it.
You are wood, I am glue, you are pork, and I am a knife.
You are a water tank, I am a ladle, you are a wallet, and I will take it out.
It is said that wild flowers can't deliver 30 thousand packages a year
(male)
A-mei Jr. grew a valuable fortune in sunny days.
No effort, no thinking, black and white, all down.
Eat well and dress well, and a gold ingot will come out of the bed.
Little sister thinks big brother has no skills.
I'm glad you are happy. I'll give you as much as I want
If you love me, look outside and don't mess around at work.
The quantity is small and the quality is not good.
All ages are crooked melons, and they go bad early.
Foxes can put coquettish rabbits everywhere instead of eating grass beside their nests.
Whoever spends dirty money on wild guns, who is addicted first, will fall into the trap.
Wildflowers are beautiful, wildflowers are beautiful, and wildflowers make people laugh everywhere.
A man who hides a knife in his smile makes people pee.
As long as the little sister smiles and forgets all the flesh and blood.
My heart beats during the day and I can't sleep at night.
I want to have a big bubble in my mouth and watch my life like a whistle.
(female)
Dude, leave it alone. Get the money ready.
Just tell me when you need it, big brother.
I will let you hug me when you meet me.
Give you some aphrodisiac to make you blister all over.
Sleeping with your eyes open will make you feel very tired and your eyes will pop out.
I'm so tired that your nose is dripping. I'm so tired that you can't even speak in tune.
So tired legs have nothing to do with coquetry.
I want to hug women when I see them.
(male)
It is difficult to get rid of syphilis without learning to walk well.
Lying in bed, barking like a dog, taking injections and taking medicine.
My wife divorced you and married someone else.
Brothers and sisters ignore your parents and fool around with you.
Neighbors talk about you and laugh at you.
Do you believe me when I say this? Sooner or later, you must destroy it.
Dijiuxiang
(Female) Yes, it's the ninth fragrance. Listen to your friends.
A-mei Jr. has a crazy personality, and she has a good relationship with others.
No business, no job, romantic and chic, relying on youth.
You can be humorous regardless of your age.
Whoever gives more money will use it. If there is no money, stop.
I'm glad you feel comfortable. One hundred dollars will repair it.
Don't say who is right or wrong. It's not a disease for me to pick some wild flowers.
Wanshui Qian Shan is always in a good mood. It takes a few months to be popular.
Sexual arrogance. You don't have to be sick all over.
After a young age, all parts stand at attention.
(female)
Brother, you are really good at teasing girls' feelings.
* * It's like a big bear pressing on my little sister's bones and muscles.
Open your mouth and make your little sister and daughter red.
Hands and feet are like tigers going down the mountain.
Keep relaxing, you can't see the climax.
Little sister, my hair is crazy.
Brother, brother, you are so happy. Little sister will work hard today.
Big brother is like a greedy little girl, like a bottomless pit.
As long as big brother is not afraid of poverty, you are exhausted.
(male)
The big man hopes that the wild flowers on the right side of the road will not touch.
It's no use worrying about getting angry with syphilis.
After earning money, send relatives and friends home with respect.
Old white hot and dry two cups of wife and children smiling.
You can't stop loving each other.
Do a good job in the relationship between husband and wife, raise children and have a good reputation.
You don't believe me when I say that.
The tenth fragrance
(female)
(male)
Whether you or he is a pure fool.
Ten men and nine flowers want to pinch wild flowers when they see them.
You raise two, he raises three, and the more you raise, the more families you lose.
Men have to take money to pick wild flowers outside.
Go ahead angrily and talk when you see a woman.
Great and greedy, sneaking around, greedy everywhere
Little A-mei really dares to play clean and wear transparent underwear.
Big brother who teases his crotch naked is straight and stupid.
Pick up the hundred-dollar bill and turn it around.
This one, that one, get tangible benefits, don't pretend.
A-mei Jr. has a big temper and is not afraid to go in and out.
Don't be picky, talk to money.
As long as you give it to me, I'll take you down then
(female)
Brother, you are really a flower. You are a great expert in picking flowers.
I won't play Wahaha when the bullet is loaded.
Squeeze up and press down, like a turtle scratching at sand.
Leading two units with three girls and raising a second aunt.
Riding wild horses and picking wild flowers, regardless of age.
The boss didn't go home until he spent all his money to earn his second child.
Don't be afraid if you have no money, little sister. Tell you the truth.
You are a tree, I am a branch, you are soil, and I am sand.
You are a fish, I am a shrimp, you are tofu, and I am scum.
You are a pot, I am a flower, you are a vine, and I am a melon.
You are outside, I am at home, you can make money, I will spend it.
(male)
I got rich, you lost your family, and suddenly you became a poor sweet potato.
Don't touch the handle, don't grab the handle, grab the handle and drop the slag.
I feel ashamed to go home and see my parents angry and blind.
It's no use hanging yourself. A man's army has no home.
You don't believe me when I say that. People who pick wild flowers are blind.
(female)
Call big brother. Are you tired? Are you ashamed?
Eldest brother didn't do anything wrong, saying it's shameful.
(female)
Brother didn't do anything wrong. He didn't pick up his little sister outside.
Go to the private room and cover the sleeping two people with quilts.
Eleven incense
(female)
Dude, you're so cool. You have a beer belly on your leg.
Bare-armed, wearing shorts, walking eight steps in the corridor.
Girls and daughter-in-law give mascots to everyone you meet.
The girl bought a miniskirt and the daughter-in-law bought a bottle of shampoo.
Give me a bottle of vinegar when I get old. The old lady only washes dishes.
Drink 60 degrees, hit a tree on a motorcycle,
Hotel ballroom, holding your hand, slow down four steps.
Chest to chest, belly to belly, often hunting rabbits outside.
Wife and children, you make countless money regardless of good money.
Finally, I am a poor family.
(male)
Wolves look for wolves, tigers look for tigers, and dung beetles looks for Lala tigers.
Zhang Laosan bachelor's legs are crisp at the sight of the young lady.
Children nowadays are really happy, delicious and gambling.
No effort, no hardship, no money, just someone to make up for it.
It's obviously 28 thousand, but someone forced it to 35 thousand
Gambling first, stock trading later, and striptease when nothing happens.
A woman who wants to get rich is a cash cow.
If you have no money, you can open an account and find various professional households.
You raise pigs, he raises rabbits, and I raise turtles to climb trees.
(female)
Little sister, I am so cool. I am a professional prostitute.
Give me money and I'll do it, even if you're not serious.
Stop if you have no money. I don't get along with the poor
(male)
Big men should remember that being a man must stay backward.
No whoring, no gambling, self-cultivation is bliss.
Countless in ancient and modern times, and finally became 250.
The wind can't stay in the fireworks yard.
It is no good picking flowers and stealing willows.
If you don't believe me when I say this, whoever does it will be the first to make a mistake.
Shierxiang
(Female courtesy)
(male)
Don't worry, little sister Big brother is sincere to you.
Although there are beautiful women in the peach blossom array, which eldest brother loves you and won't change his mind?
You can't see your hair dizzy for a day.
Besides, I don't really want to go home tomorrow. I'll get a divorce.
You are the fog, I am the cloud, you are the soup, and I am the basin.
You are gold, I am silver, you are Malay, and I am the wheel.
You are the meat, I am the soul, you are the car and I am the wheel.
Rich or poor, make friends with people who can afford it.
As long as you promise your eldest brother, you will not be poor.
Little A-mei looks handsome every day.
It is never difficult to earn money as a boss.
It is not easy to mix men and women in the new century.
When men talk, no one believes that women do everything smoothly.
Men are not as good as women fighting every day.
Little sister, little sister, you are so exciting. You use contraception every day.
(female)
Big brother is not stupid or stupid. He took money as a joke.
Love and hate * * you must have cash.
A rose, a kiss, a ring and a heart.
Don't be addicted to money if you don't take roses.
Big brother loves me deeply, and I am attached to money.
I'm not afraid of Big Brother's ruthlessness, but I'm afraid of Big Brother's poverty and loss.
If you don't have money, you are addicted, and you are not allowed to talk or do anything.
Such people hate living in a world without energy.
No hardship, no heart, no bones and muscles.
Drink a catty at a time, and you will feel bored when you see beautiful women.
I only kiss my wife and children with other women and don't care.
Parents don't ask if they have eaten.
Picking wild flowers and carrying small flowers make you excited when you see women.
Relatives and friends hate to die in the street together, and no one asks.
This kind of person is the most boring. See how you get along in the future.
You don't believe in whoring when I say this. It's never good luck
My brother's voice is really bright, energetic and high.
Give me a piece of thirteen scents of wild flowers, and my heart is pounding.
Sister's skill is also called pot belly, which is wide and special.
thirteen?incense
Men break into the world and do business vigorously.
Ambitious, ambitious, ambitious.
Study more, treat more guests, and solve difficulties slowly.
Make more friends, act less stubborn, seek financial resources, and learn slowly.
Understand more and learn less. Don't answer the junk business.
Pick up girls, find ladies' wallets, and finally make a difference.
Picking wild flowers and shoes finally became a poor uncle.
If you don't stay, you are afraid of evil.
Daughter-in-law is very uncomfortable and lonely at home.
Seriously seek understanding and raise children to go to college.
Children have made progress in their studies, and they have gone to college to be the number one scholar.
Prove that the reason is a healthy trend for future generations to learn.
I sincerely wish my good friend a long and healthy life.
Have a successful career and lay a good world.
The pace is correct and never tilted, and the financial resources are rolling and piling up.
Flowers bloom from generation to generation.
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