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On the Confession Copy of Local Love Stories
2. "Actually, I am a recidivist." "What recidivist?" "In the matter of liking you"
This is the Forbidden City, this is the White House and this is my husband. This is egg-wrapped rice, this is fried rice, and this is my arsonist. This is a man, this is a woman and this is my sweetheart. This is cotton wool, this is catkin, and this is my mother's son-in-law. This is purple potato, this is sweet potato, and this is where I belong. This is the universe, this is the underwater world, and this is my world. This is scallop, this is scallop, and this is my little baby.
4. Do you like drinking water? Yes, so you already like my 70%.
5. "I just want one thing from my boyfriend" and "It must be you"
I am jealous when I think that I liked you so much yesterday.
7. "amusement park, you can ride on it." "What is the rotation of music?" "Trojan Horse" and "A Mu"
8. I can see you and sunshine when I wake up every morning. This is the future I want.
9. Once you climb to the top of the mountain, people will see you and I will hold you in my arms.
10. "I have to buy you a compass." "In case you get used to getting lost."
1 1. Do you know any plastic surgery hospital? I want to give you my whole heart.
12. Will you still love other girls? Yes, she will call you mom.
13. From now on, I can only call you "you" because you are in my heart. ...
14. "I have a little hypoglycemia recently." "What's the matter?" "Because it's been too long."
15. "I learned to walk twice in my life." Which time? "Once when I was a child, once when I came to see you that day."
16. The best thing I can do for you is to let you know that although the world is terrible, you are loved.
17. "People say you have a round face, but I think your face is quite square." "Why?" "Otherwise, how can you be so positive?"
18. I want to take you to eat roasted purple potato, and then whisper "I am purple potato, and you are" in your ear.
19. I don't look at the stars or you, so you and the stars are in the dark.
20. Do you know what season I like? No, I like the season with you.
A Brief Talk on the Confession of Love Words in the Earth Part II 2 1. "Can I tell you a lie?" What? I don't like you.
22. "Do you know? We are both too much. " "How much is it?" "You are so beautiful, I am so fascinated."
23. Do you know how to say wall, eyes and knees in English? Walls, eyes, knees. Me too. I love you.
24. You have something on your face. What is this? Kind of handsome.
25. Are you tired? Not tired, but you've been running in my head all day.
26. "The weather is fine today." Well, it's sunny. "Very suitable for running and making noise, more suitable for kissing and hugging."
27. You are from China and I am from China. If you finish it successfully, you are mine.
28. The breeze blows gently, and I like you very much.
29. "I like a little brother." "Then he must be very handsome." "You are too narcissistic."
30. I just want to be a person after meeting you. What person? Your people
3 1. I like your white hair. Why? Because I can wait for you to turn white.
32. "You get something for nothing, so you are here."
33. What are the two kinds of "time"? "Time with you and time without you"
34. I'm a little short of money recently. Can I borrow your hand?
35. "Is your mother's surname Fang?" "No, my mother's surname is ..." "But if your mother's surname is not Fang, why are you so handsome?"
36. Have you gained weight again recently? Why do you weigh more and more in my heart?
37. "I wanted to be a scientist when I was a child, but now it's different." What's going on now? "I want to have a family with you now."
38. Do you know that beauty is in the eye of the beholder? Stone? No, it's you. ...
I like you not only because of your appearance, but also because of who I am with you.
40. I'm as sure as a gun! I need a kiss!
Tell a rustic love story Part III 4 1. "Your existence is like air" What do you mean "I can't live without you"
42. I am in good health. I can resist rice bags and gas tanks, but I just can't resist being like you.
43. Child: "Teacher, you killed me. You make me miserable. " Me: "? What's wrong? " "You make me like you so much."
44. Potatoes can be turned into mashed potatoes, corn can be turned into mashed corn, and I can be turned into my favorite mud.
45. I like you, like your mother hitting you, unreasonable.
46. If I play hide-and-seek with you, I will definitely lose. Because I can't hide my love for you.
47. "Is there an airport nearby?" No "Then why does my heart fly when I see you?"
48. Dear, we want to be together forever, only with you.
49. Stop eating candy and kiss me. My mouth is sweeter.
50. What do I think? "I think I was born to meet you."
5 1. You are acting very strange today. What happened? It looks good.
52. Can you do me a favor? What busy? Help me to fall in love quickly!
53. I recently learned a new skill, fortune telling. Let me count by hand. You don't need me in your life.
54. I spent the first half of my life wandering and the second half cooking soup for you.
55. Why are there stars in your eyes? Because all my eyes are on you.
56. "I hope you can get out of my heart" Why "hit the wall and roll into my bed"
57. Do you know what my weakness is? Your shortcomings.
Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.
59. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to look after you."
60. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.
Talk about the beautiful classic confession of earthy love story
A beautiful and classic confession about secular love story. A 1。 "When you barbecue, what do you bake first?" Barbecue first. I will consider you first. "
2. "I am in good health, I can carry rice bags and gas tanks" and "I just can't help thinking about you"
3. There are 100 sweet ways, including eating sugar and cake, and thinking of you 98 times a day.
4. How many times should I repeat it? Covering skills: short is short, short is long. If two things are long and two things are short, choose B, and the uneven C is invincible. I chose you from all your choices.
I like this snack very much! ! There is one in the school canteen, and I'll call it purple potato for you.
Don't let me see you, or I will like you once.
7. "I don't think you are suitable for dating", "Why" and "Suitable for marriage."
8. Do you know what season I like? No, I like the season with you.
9. Do you know how to eat the best steak? Let me feed you.
10. whatever you say is in my heart.
1 1. Three thousand lives, I love III, I love III. The day is morning, the month is late, and the Qing dynasty is morning and evening.
12. Can you protect me like your brother? I can give you my sister.
13. "I can't finish it every day. Do you know why? " Why? "Because I always want to leave one for you."
14. "Do you want to run in winter"? "Well, run into your heart."
15. "Wow, why is it so hot?" Because my passion for loving you has never waned.
16. Can you laugh? Why? Because I forgot to add sugar to my coffee.
17. "People think I stayed up late" and then what? "Actually, I was thinking about you."
18. "Do you like it?" "I really won't, but if you like, it can make rice delicious."
19. Have you gained weight recently? Why do you weigh more and more in my heart?
20. No matter whether someone else chases you or you chase someone else, I won't stop you. I will only trip you up with my foot and let you fall into my arms.
The aesthetic classic confession of tacky love story Part II 2 1. I am small-minded, I can only hold you!
22. Life is so long, I need a companion to lie, gather together a table and spend the rest of my life together, and that person can only be you.
The roundest moon needs a month to wait for the sunrise tomorrow morning and a day to wait, but my love for you will never stop.
24. Can you teach me how to cook jiaozi? I'm a little silly. Everything I do is easy to reveal, and so is liking you.
25. "Do you like cats or dogs?" "like dogs" and "Wang ~"
26. If you ask me how many times I miss you, I will say it once, because you have never really left my mind.
27. I'm quite sure. Why? No kissing.
28. Can you play the guitar? No, then why can you touch my heartstrings?
29. Let's gradually become each other's Mr. Right and walk hand in hand through our spring, summer, autumn and winter.
Neither the earth nor the sun is the center of the universe, but you are.
3 1. "What do you want for lunch?" I don't know. "I know, you should call it a boyfriend."
32. "Which hurts the most when you hit your head with an iron bar or a wooden stick?" Of course, my head hurts the most "No, my heart hurts the most."
I want to do to you what I did to the cherry tree in spring.
34. Do you know what I want to drink most? I want to care about you most.
35. What happened to "Come and help me"? What happened? "I am trapped in a world that loves you."
36. "I like watching movies with you"? "It doesn't matter if the movie is not good, you are good."
37. Are you nearsighted? Then why can't you see that I like you?
38. I feel a little sick. Come and see me. I need a cardiologist.
39. I want to put you in the morning sunshine, and I can see you when I open my eyes. I want to put you in the moonlight at night, and I can dream of you when I close my eyes.
40. For you, I am willing to give up poetry and distance and live a poetic life with you from now on.
The aesthetic classic confession of tacky love story Part III 4 1. I am looking for a horse. What horse? Your micro signal.
42. "I have super powers. Guess what it is. " "What?" "I like you very much."
43. I like you so much, from south to north, from old to wild.
44. "Have you gained weight again recently?" "No" "Then why do you weigh more and more in my heart?"
45. "Tell you seven anti-aging methods" What methods? "Love me, love me, love me, love me"
46. "I lack necessities" and "What?" You!'
47. "You can be lucky twice in your life"? "I met you once and slept until the end."
Today, my classmates "What do you belong to", "Tiger" and "No, you belong to me".
49. "Do you prefer grilled seafood or barbecue?" Roast seafood first. "I remember you said you should consider me first."
50. "How about I tell you how to lose weight?" Ok, how to reduce it? "Put your heart on me."
5 1. I woke up easily in the spring morning. How did you get along with my friends?
52. "If I am Linger, what are you?" What? "You are Tinker Bell because Linger wants Tinker Bell."
53. Can you help me wash my things later? ""Sure, what? " "Like me.
54. When it's cold, tell me about my bed.
55. "Do you guess whether I like drinking or playing king?" "Playing the king?" "No, I love you."
56. "You smile at me. How can I sleep at night unless you smile at me? "
57. If you are the one who will accompany me to the end, the suffering, pain and despair I experienced before are no longer important. You don't have to be the sunshine in my life, but you must be my destination.
58. There have been rumors recently that I like you. I want to clarify that this is not a rumor.
59. "Our friendship is over, and it's time to develop into love." "Others like you, and I only like you." "Can I call you you? So that I can take you to heart. "
60. If I can, I'd rather be a child and stand in front of you empty-handed and expect your pity. If I can, I'd rather be a beggar and walk by your door. I long for your love in my empty bowl.
Exquisite classic copy of local love story confession
Beautiful classic (1) 1. Do you know what wine I like best? What wine and your everlasting.
2. Elephant's nose, panda's eyes, bird's wings, snail's shell, my you.
3. "I'm going to learn swimming tomorrow." Do you swim in winter? Because of me, I can't help falling in love. "
4. "Do you know?" Know what? "Your lips are the best fudge I have ever eaten."
Love is not my whole life, but you are my whole love.
I didn't want to get married before you. I haven't thought about getting married since I met you.
7. Wandering around for the first half of your life and making soup for you for the second half.
8. "We can't fall in love again" Why? "Let's get married, marry me"
9. "I like fruit. Do you know what I like to eat? " "Litchi?" "Wrong, of course, you are happy."
10. "Everyone wants to sleep with you, but I don't want to." What are you? "I just want to stay in bed with you."
1 1. Do you feel tired? You have run in my world several times.
12. Stop eating candy and kiss me. My mouth is sweeter.
13. "My blood sugar is low" and "Tell me something sweet"
14. Guess my seat? Aquarius is wrong. I made it for you.
15. "I like a boy, please help me chase him." Okay, who? "The seventh word of the first sentence"
16. I've been looking for a store recently. What store? Your phone.
17. Do you smell anything? No, the air has become sweet since you came out.
18. "Hoo. Do you know what I'm doing? " Blow and I care about you
19. "Wow, why is it so hot?" Because my passion for loving you has never waned.
20. Do you want to eat watermelon? Buy one get one free, buy a watermelon for a little fool like me.
Beautiful Classics (2)1. Write your name on the cigarette, breathe it into your lungs, and let you be closest to my heart.
22. The sky is blue and the sun is round. I hope you are mine.
23. May on earth means thinking of you day and night.
24. "I want to ask for leave." "What left?" "Please marry me."
25. "I want to change our relationship model" What model? "From my love to love"
26. "Do you know what wine is the easiest to get drunk?" Your Forever and Forever
27. "We don't have to turn on the light for two nights" Why? "Because you can shine."
28. You have spring and autumn in your eyes, which is better than all the mountains and rivers I have seen and loved.
29. "Why do you want to hurt me"? What happened? ""I like you so much. "
30. "I am kind!" "Why?" "Because my heart is full of you."
3 1. "Do you know why I am thirsty and don't drink water?" "Because you want a drink?" "No, no" "Then why?" "Because, I ... can like you.
32. For you, I am willing to give up poetry and distance and live a poetic life with you from now on.
33. I'm quite sure. Why? No kissing.
34.where are you now? At home, you are in my heart now.
35. What's your blood type? Type a. No, this is my ideal type.
36. I want to do to you what I did to the cherry tree in spring.
37. Let's gradually become each other's Mr. Right and walk hand in hand through our spring, summer, autumn and winter.
38. Do you know how to eat the best steak? Let me feed you.
39. "May I say good night to your face?" Of course. "Go ahead."
40. I may have been a carbonated drink in my last life. Otherwise, how can I bubble with joy as soon as I see you?
Beautiful Classics (Chapter 3) 4 1. Do you know why I am so tall? Why? Because I can hear my heartbeat when I post it.
42. "I can't wait" and "What can I wait for?" "I hate you, not you."
43. "We may have been hit by an arrow." "Huh?" Cupid's Arrow
44. "I used to like wandering too much." What about now? "I just want to make the final decision for you."
45. You are the cutest. I didn't have time to think about it when I said it, but I will still say it after thinking about it.
46. "I have super powers. Guess what it is. " "What?" "I like you very much."
47. "Hey, do you know what it's like to have wind in your chest?" "No, I don't know, because it was you who came in."
48. I have a small wish. There are only four words: I will have you all my life. -Ye Ye Fei's "National Husband Brought Home: Stealing Kisses 55 Times"
49. "I count my fingers, and you lack me in five elements." "I am an attractive man, and you are also attractive."
My little daughter is incompetent and wants to spend the rest of her life with her son. Dogs can't spit ivory, and my heart can't spit you. Crow flies, I will be you.
5 1. You are so insidious that you secretly like me.
Do you know where the coldest place in the world is? Where is it? Antarctica, the North Pole? No, there is no room for you.
Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done.
54. "Do you know why I don't wear blush?" Why? "Because I can't help blushing when I see your face."
55. "The tiger doesn't show off, so you have to do the same to me." What? "You are my girlfriend."
56. "I am short of necessities" and "What?" You!'
57. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.
58. What do you mean, "Your existence is like air"? "I can't live without you"
59. "I'm sorry." "You should never say sorry to me, never."
60. "Why are you so overbearing?" "What?" "You dominate my whole heart."
On Confessions of Sentences in A Love Story on Earth
Say 1 Why do I have toothache and tooth decay? No I don't eat sugar, but I'm sweet.
Do you know what season I like? No, I like the season with you.
3. "Do you know what day it was yesterday?" "What day?" "That was the day when I loved you."
4. "I want to be the wind" Why? "Because I want to tease you."
Aren't you tired? You have run in my world several times.
6.are you tired? "No." "But you've been running around in my head all day."
7. What are the two kinds of "time"? "Time with you and time without you"
8. Do you smell anything? No, the air has become sweet since you came out.
9. I woke up easily this morning in spring. How was my date?
10. I don't know when it started. Finding you in the crowd at a glance has become the best thing for me. Where I miss you, I can see you.
1 1. Do you know why I always lose? Because I lost to your tenderness.
12. I want to do to you what I did to the cherry tree in spring.
13. "I always feel that one head is not enough." What happened? "It's not enough to fry chicken every day and miss you ~"
14. I want to put you in the morning sunshine, and I can see you when I open my eyes. I want to put you in the moonlight at night, and I can dream of you when I close my eyes.
15. Where are you now? At home, you are in my heart now.
16. What do you belong to? You belong to me.
17. The world will not be gentle with you, and God will not take special care of you, but I will.
18. I'm nine, you're three, and I'm still you besides you.
19. "Guess what I want to drink?" "I don't know." "I want to look after you."
20. "Next time I see you, I must close my eyes so that I can leave you here and see you every day."
The sentence of earth love story tells a story 2 2 1. "We can't fall in love again." Why? "Let's get married, marry me"
22. For me, your name is always the most charming word. You know, when I called your name, I was pouring out my deepest feelings.
Meeting you is the luck of my life, and liking you is the best thing I have ever done.
24. "I want to change my style recently." "What expression?" "I can't do it without you."
25. "I only miss you when I do one thing." What is this? "Breathe"
26. "Do you know the three warmest words in the world?" Which three? I love you from your mouth.
27. "Do you know?" Know what? "Your lips are the best fudge I have ever eaten."
28. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
29. "Hey, do you know what it feels like to have the wind pouring into your chest?" "No, I don't know, because it was you who came in."
30. "You get something for nothing, so you are here."
3 1. "Mom, I love you. How to say it backwards? " "Do you love me?" "yes."
32. Do you know what my weakness is? What is this? Your shortcomings.
33. What is "My birthday wish is simple"? "Just being with you."
34. Do you know a good plastic surgery hospital? I want to give you my whole heart.
35. My love for you has never been compromised. Every day that I love you deserves my serious attention.
36. "I have a life suggestion that will benefit you for life!" "What life advice?" "Stay with me all my life."
37. "I lost sleep last night." "What's the matter?" "I've been thinking about you all night."
38. Your name is the shortest love poem I have ever read. I like you very much, and I like going to Qiu Lai and Haitang in spring.
39. "I like fruit. Do you know what I like to eat? " "Litchi?" "Wrong, of course, you are happy."
40. Good things like to share with others, and better things just want to hide, such as you.
I like your white hair. Why? Because I can wait for you to turn white.
42. Do you know the difference between you and the stars? The stars are in the sky and you are in my heart.
43. "This selfie is really ugly." Well (expressing hesitation, etc.) ... "It's not as good as one tenth of your own."
44. "When will you get married?" Don't worry, let it be. "Go back to get married this year. I am natural, so let it be. "
45. I think I am a playboy. I like the way you look every day.
46. If you go to a place, there are no doors or windows. Don't worry, you are in my heart.
47. I can see you and sunshine when I wake up every morning. This is the future I want.
48. "Do you know the difference between Tang Priest and me?" What? "The Tang Priest wants to learn from the scriptures, and I want to marry you."
49. I'll show you a magic trick. What have I done? I like you better.
50. "I want to travel." Where are you going? "One-day tour under the bed"
5 1. It's not that I'm persistent, but that you deserve it.
52. "I want to sleep after a busy day." Go to sleep. "Come and sleep with me."
I like you so much, from south to north, from old to wild.
I like you very much yesterday, I like you very much today, and I have a hunch that I will like you very much tomorrow.
55. "I suspect you are a carbonated drink." "Why?" "Because as soon as I saw you, I was bubbling happily."
56. I just want to be a person after meeting you. What person? Your people
57. I still believe that stars can talk, stones can blossom, and you will finally arrive after crossing the fence in summer and the wind and snow in winter.
58. "I = female, and your girlfriend = female, right?" "Right" "So I = your girlfriend, right?"
59. You have something on your face. What is this? Kind of handsome.
60. "Guess what I want to eat?" "I don't know." "Staring at you."
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