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In those years, because the Monkey King was so naughty that he didn't listen to his teacher Tang Yan's advice, Guanyin Bodhisattva gave him a beautiful golden hoop stick and taught Tang Yan the incantation of hooping. After the Monkey King put on the golden hoop, as long as he didn't listen to advice and Tang Priest's mantra, the Monkey King would have a splitting headache and feel extremely uncomfortable. From then on, the Monkey King was bound by the iron ring, and his ambition was gradually closed, and he dared not be impulsive and willful again. He helped Tang Priest to learn Buddhist scriptures from the West, rushed to the beach, waded across mountains and rivers, and exorcised demons. After eighty-one difficulties, he got the true scriptures, and the Monkey King became a hero.

In fact, the golden hoop is well-known and comes from a real person named the golden hoop. He is a disciple of Master Tian Tong and the younger brother of the Tathagata in his previous life. His teacher is well-known and decent. Once upon a time, when this real person was fighting against Muyuan, he skillfully imprisoned Muyuan with a golden cudgel. Even the six golden fairies could do nothing. Finally, the old man came and took off the golden hoop, but he didn't confront the real person. I think it's a draw.

When the Tathagata needed some magic weapons to help educate all sentient beings, he found his brother's golden hoop. Real people need help, which is good for educating the public. The golden hoop is especially willing to give, and is also willing to turn himself into three golden hoop, put consciousness into it, and wait for the Buddha to dispose of everything. The Monkey King's golden hoop is one of them.

This year, the golden hoop decided to turn over in the new century. He showed his mind to the elder brother Tathagata and floated out of the golden hoop hall with his youngest apprentice, Golden Boy, half lying on Xiangyun.

After drifting for about a class, the clever golden boy found a big cylindrical monster not far away, walking with them. Jinyuan's boy is very curious. He jumped out of the golden hoop, floated over alone, sat on the monster, looked back and forth and asked, "Monster, your wings are so big!" Why don't you fan? "

The column went over and said, please call me detective Fengyun.

Golden boy quickly changed his tune and said, hello, detective, what are you doing here?

Detective Xia said: I am working. I am collecting meteorological data. Please hurry back to your master. Don't affect my work. I want to take more than 500 weather maps every second and send them to scientists on earth for weather forecast.

Golden boy was surprised. He wanted to ask anything more, but he heard the master say loudly, "Come back quickly, we have entered the earth's atmosphere, where we met the big storm detector, which means we are only more than 800 kilometers away from the earth."

Xiangyun, where the master and apprentice sat, began to descend vertically. Golden boy's big eyes are still not idle, looking around. Suddenly, he saw a bright and beautiful glow in the distant sky. It floats lightly, flashing red, blue, green and purple at the same time. It floats like a long ribbon for a while, and then it is a colorful giant screen, as if a magnificent and moving planet movie is about to be staged.

Excited, the golden boy jumped and asked the master, Master, is this the aurora that the brothers said?

The golden hoop said: Yes, yes, this is the aurora. You should stand still and be safe.

Golden boy stopped jumping, stood on Xiangyun honestly, and continued to descend vertically with the master. Gradually, some extremely light blue gas appeared around them, accompanied by the smell of grass, haunting their mentoring.

The golden boy was about to ask something when the golden hoop smiled and said, son, these gases are the protectors of life on earth!

Golden boy sat cross-legged in front of the master and listened carefully with his chin in his hands.

Gold hoops go on to say: They are very effective protective layers, just like filters to filter out harmful ultraviolet rays in the sun, while allowing visible light to pass through. Without their obstacles, the colorful life on the earth can't live happily!

After listening to the master, Golden Boy said to himself, That's right!

Master and apprentice continued to descend vertically, and Golden Boy felt a little water vapor floating around. As they continue to fall, the water vapor around them is getting thicker and thicker, and the wind blows back and forth, hot and cold. Golden boy thought it was funny and asked Master, Master, are we going to the earth soon?

The golden hoop nodded and said, yes, yes, about 20 kilometers. Look at this. It's going to rain where we're going.

Master and apprentice walked down as they talked, getting closer and closer to the ground. Those thick clouds kept colliding. In the mutual softness of hot air and cold air, countless small water droplets appeared and fell to the ground one by one. The golden boy has already propped up the shadowless treasure cover and continued to fall in the rain and fog. There are more and more raindrops. Looking down, Golden Boy can see that high-rise buildings stand as densely as trees in the forest, and people feel that they are swaying slightly under the erosion of rain.

Mentoring began to decline invisibly. At this time, it is time for students to study on campus one after another. On the road in the rain, many adults took their children to the school gate, holding umbrellas in their hands, and met a small puddle, or held their children in their arms, or skipped like a mother and son, but most of them were still in a hurry and trotted to the school gate. Suddenly, it rained heavily and the wind was stronger than before. In the distance, there is a middle-aged man riding an electric car in a poncho, and the children in the back seat of the car are also wearing ponchos. However, the head and upper body are drilled in the poncho of the adult in front, which is naturally weatherproof. The child in front looks smaller, wearing a poncho and holding a small umbrella to block the wind and rain from blowing on that small face. Suddenly, a gust of wind blew suddenly, and the child didn't hold steady. The umbrella was blown out by the wind, and the little boy repeatedly shouted, Dad's umbrella has escaped! Dad, the umbrella has escaped!

Middle-aged people stop the car quickly, because there are children in front and behind, but they can't move casually. He quickly covered the child's little face with his big hand. Fortunately, a young woman picked up an umbrella and handed it to the child. Probably a middle-aged man worried that the child still couldn't hold the umbrella, so he bit the edge of the umbrella with his mouth and started the electric car to move on, leaving the wind and rain blowing on his face.

Seeing this, the golden hoop said to the golden boy, go and help them. Jin and Yuan teenagers quickly floated over and covered them, but the wind and rain could not hit them. The middle-aged man let go of his umbrella-biting mouth, shook his head, shook off some rain on his face, looked at the sky and muttered, What a coincidence! There is no wind and rain in the sky above us!

Successfully arrived at the school gate and watched two children enter the campus.

Master and apprentice are still invisible. As the children who entered the campus also entered the campus, the rain suddenly stopped and the wind was much smaller. The moist air chased happily, stroking the little faces of the children who trotted to the classroom. It's not time for class yet. Thousands of innocent and happy children are frolicking in their big classroom, and the collected sounds are pushing flowers and trees outside the classroom.

Master and apprentice drifted by slowly, looking at the children casually. At this time, at the corner of the corridor on the second floor, a boy was hiding there with a bitter face. His unhappy appearance attracted the attention of real people.

The real gold hoop patted his forehead, turned into a little girl, walked up to the boy and said with a smile, what's wrong with you, little brother?

The boy looked at the beautiful girl in front of him and replied listlessly: the children don't play with me, the teacher doesn't like me, and my mother doesn't like me either.

The real person said: Yes! It's okay, let me play with you!

The boy looked up and looked at the beautiful girl that the real person had turned into. He asked with a grain of salt: Really?

Of course it's true. I will make all the children want to play with you. Teachers like you, and mothers will like you even more! Great! Great! The little boy suddenly woke up and stood up straight. As he spoke, he held out his little hand and hesitated whether to hold the girl's hand in front of him.

Instead of holding hands with him, the real person took out a golden hoop from his schoolbag and waved it in front of the boy. Do you like it?

I love it! I love it! I like it!

The boy clapped his hands happily and said.

Looking at the boy's happy appearance, the real gold hoop deliberately slowed down and said, I will wear it on your head if you like. Starting from today, you can follow my four requirements. I promise that after one month, my classmates, teachers and mothers will all like you very much.

The little boy thought for a moment and asked, OK! You mean those four?

Gold hoop reality thumbs up and said:

First of all, we should concentrate on listening in class.

Second, when you do your homework, you should carefully check every question twice.

Third, students have problems in their studies, so you should actively help them.

Fourth, at home, keep your hut clean and tidy.

Hearing these four things, the little boy began to hesitate and said slowly and confidently, I was distracted in class. As long as I sit there motionless, the teacher ignores me and doesn't remind me.

The real person waved the golden hoop in his hand again and said with a smile, little brother, as long as you wear it, you will definitely concentrate on class. If you find yourself distracted, just touch this golden hoop on your head and you will regain your concentration.

The boy thought again and asked, how can I help my classmates if my grades are not good? They all know that my grades are not good, and no one will ask me questions.

The real person reached out and touched the boy's ear and said, think about it, as long as you concentrate on class, your grades will be good and you can help your classmates.

The boy looked at the golden ring in the little sister's hand, which was inlaid with red and blue beads. He was really happy and wanted to wait very much. He said timidly, OK, I'll try!

Great! Pretend to be serious. You have to believe me, but you also have to believe in yourself. With it, you can do it.

The little boy liked the golden hoop in front of him very much and forced himself to say, OK! I can! I can!

Hmm! Hmm! You can do it! When the real person is talking, he has brought the golden hoop to the little boy's head.

Seeing this, Golden Boy has understood the master's intention. Quickly changed to a boy with a mirror the size of a textbook in his hand. Appear in front of the boys and say to them with a mirror: Wow! How beautiful! How beautiful! See for yourself, see for yourself!

The boy looked at himself in the mirror, and the golden hoop on his head shone golden and circled on his head. I was flattered and had a brilliant smile on my face.

The golden hoop held out his hand and pinched the little boy's nose and said, don't be too happy!

The little boy paused and asked, What?

The real person went on to say: Now the golden hoop and halo on your head are invisible to classmates, teachers and mothers.

The little boy is a little confused. He gently opened his mouth and made a "ah …" sound. At the same time, he reached out and touched his head. The golden ring is still there

The real golden hoop goes further: From now on, this golden hoop will be worn on your head forever. However, only if you can do the four things I ask, can others see it. The better you do, the longer you stick to it, the more beautiful and attractive others will see your golden hoop.

At this point, the real person's eyes became stern, looking straight at the little boy and asking: Can you do it?

The little boy reached out and deliberately grabbed the gold hoop on his head, and even promised: Good! Sure! I can! I can!

The real person in the golden hoop withdrew his stern eyes, held the little boy's hand and said kindly, OK, OK, I knew you could do it, and you will do it well. Think about it, if you concentrate on your class, the teacher will especially like you. If you study well, you will be able to help your classmates and they will become good friends with you. Mom will be very happy if you tidy up your little room. By then, they can all see the halo on your head, how much they should envy you …

The little boy listened and nodded.

Jingle bell, Jingle bell ... the bell rings.

It rang and the little boy ran back to the classroom confidently.

The master and the apprentice wandered around the school invisibly, then left the school gate and walked about half a mile east. Suddenly, they saw an independent small courtyard between tall buildings, with a red door and some cartoon patterns painted on the beige wall. Master and apprentice secretly climbed over the wall and happened to meet five people talking in the yard. One of them, a young woman with a loud voice and a little excited expression, waved her hand and said, I just can't figure it out. I go to work on time every day, and my homework is always correct. Alas! Teacher Qin, why did you deduct my bonus? Tell me about it!

The teacher, known as Qin, was not excited, but replied gently: alas! Teacher Wu! Take it easy, this is our reward and punishment system! As long as the students you tutor fail in the exam, you won't get the bonus.

Did not do well in the exam! But these children are so stupid. Anyway, I try my best to teach them.

The young woman defended more excitedly.

……

It is difficult for real people to judge their arguments for a while. Then tell Golden Boy to sit on Xiangyun, continue to float invisibly in mid-air, take out the time dial, take a photo of Mr. Wu, enter Mr. Wu's tutoring, and then click to look back. As soon as the teacher and apprentice saw it, they immediately understood that it was really Mr. Wu who was bad, lazy, anxious and angry!

Golden boy looked at the master and said, Master! Let's talk about Mr. Wu in the past first

The real person in the golden hoop thought for a moment and said to Jin Tong: People like Mr. Wu Can will not preach directly.

Tell you what! I'll take you there. You can stay with her for a few days in childlike innocence. I hope she can change.

That! What about you, master? Don't you want to be with me? Golden boy asked eagerly.

It's really awesome. You can do it alone. I want to look around.

The golden boy thought that he could leave his master for a few days and do a great thing independently. He was so excited that he readily agreed.

The real gold hoop patted his forehead and turned into a masculine and handsome young man, holding the golden boy's hand and appearing in front of the red door.

Knock, knock, knock.

It was teacher Qin who opened the door and enthusiastically let the master and the apprentice into the room.

When the four people in the yard saw someone coming, they stopped arguing and went back to their homes.

The real person Jinbao didn't ask anything, just said: Hello, I took my children to the remedial class.

Someone took the initiative to report to the class, and Mr. Qin's face was full of joy and said, OK! All right! Reached out and touched the golden boy's head, and then asked, are you in the third grade?

Golden boy nodded and replied, Yes, I'm in Grade Three.

Teacher Qin turned to Jin Bao, a real person, and said, Our tutors here are all excellent. Let me introduce them to you separately. Please choose a teacher.

The real person in the golden hoop showed a look of embarrassment and said, don't bother to introduce, don't bother, let the children choose for themselves in the future. I want the children to experience it three times first. If it is really good, we will settle accounts with you. Do you think it's okay?

The smile on Mr. Qin's face suddenly lost a lot. After a pause, he said, yes, yes, come on! Let's choose a teacher! While holding the golden boy's hand, he came to the wall with the teacher's silhouette.

Golden boy looked at it, raised his hand to Mr. Wu's photo and said, I choose Mr. Wu.

Teacher Qin really hesitated, thinking that if the experienced students were given to Teacher Wu, there would be a risk of running away! He crouched down, looked into the golden boy's eyes kindly and said in an induced tone, otherwise! Let's choose this beautiful teacher Wang! She is great and an excellent teacher in our city.

Golden boy shook his head and pursed his lips and said, No! I just want Mr. Wu to teach me!

Teacher Qin had no choice but to agree. He signed up and agreed to come by himself after school every day.

Master and apprentice left the remedial class and strolled around again to see the time. It's already school time. Golden boy left the master and walked into the remedial class with his changed schoolbag and stationery.

Everything went well, and Golden Boy was placed in Mr. Wu's class, with a total of *** 12 children. Teacher Wu is even more enthusiastic about the new golden boy, and says kindly that you are just like everyone else. Do your math homework first, and don't ask me.

Golden boy promised, took out his exercise book and began to do his homework methodically.

About ten minutes, a girl in the front row raised her hand and whispered, teacher, I can't do this problem!

Teacher Wu sat there motionless, looked up and said, bring it here!

The girl took the exercise book. Teacher Wu looked at it, put down the book, lowered his head and drew on the mobile phone on the desk for a few minutes. She looked up, pushed the phone to the little girl and said, write as you like! The little girl stood in front of the table and copied it quickly, then happily returned to her seat.

Golden boy stole a look and knew that this was the fifth question. He hurried back to his original place, raised his hand and said, teacher, how to do this problem?

Teacher Wu still sat there without starting work, but let her take her homework. As soon as she saw the same question, she turned on her mobile phone and pushed it over. Golden boy can copy as fast as a little girl. I stopped, paused, and asked, Teacher, why is this answer18m?

Teacher Wu was asked in a daze, because the previous children were happy to copy as usual, and they were extremely happy as long as they could finish their homework early. Did not ask why. She looked at the golden boy and looked unhappy, but she picked up her exercise book and said, you see, that's why it's 18 meters.

Jin Tong understood and asked, Teacher, I can't do this problem either!

Where did you get so many? No. Teacher Wu began to lose his temper. Go back to your seat and think about it.

Golden boy hesitated and slowly returned to his seat. He was about to speak when he saw that Mr. Wu had already spoken.

I bought a large display screen for teaching, then drew a little on my mobile phone, and then clicked a little on the display screen with my mobile phone. Today, the answers to every question in my math homework appeared on the display screen.

Teacher Wu began to face the children, pointed to the display screen and said loudly: The answers are all on it. Take a good look, check your own problems, and correct any mistakes.

Jin Guangtong noticed that the children were very happy and wrote much faster than before.

Looking at these children who are delayed by lazy teachers, I am so happy!

Jin Tong suddenly stood up and said loudly, Mr. Wu, you won't explain it to us next time, will you? Students copy answers from you every day and don't want to think about it. They are all lazy.

Mr. Wu was stunned for more than ten seconds before pointing to the golden boy and saying, alas! Alas! What's wrong with you child? Why don't you know good or bad? If you don't write, stand aside and don't influence others!

The golden boy was too humbled to speak. Looking at the surprised children, he ran out of the classroom angrily, temporarily forgot his identity and went straight through the wall and out of the yard. There are many people and cars outside, and the air on the ground smells strange. It seems to have everything, but I can't tell what it is Unconsciously floating up, floating outside the city in mid-air.

Farther and farther away from the city, the lights are getting less and less. Jin Tong seems to suddenly feel that the stars in the clear sky are particularly bright, and flowers are floating on the ground, which makes him slightly drunk!

After a long time, and then after a long time. Golden boy was awakened by a particularly strong wind. He sat up, rubbed his eyes and thought about his work in the remedial class. He suddenly realized, no, the master asked me to help them! I left like this, didn't I become a deserter? How can I explain to the master?

He began to drift towards the city, probably because of the downwind. He reached the sky above the city before he decided what to do. It's already late at night. The street lamp is brighter than before, but there is no noise.

Golden boy is still trying to find a way. At this time, in the distant space, there is a big glowing circle turning. Golden boy suddenly patted his forehead and said to himself, there is a way!

Golden boy once again took out the timetable, clicked on the portrait of Mr. Wu that was only entered yesterday afternoon, and soon found Mr. Wu's residence. The golden boy disappeared into the room and turned into a ray of golden light to enter Mr. Wu's dream.

In the dream, Mr. Wu rushed into the remedial class and was embarrassed with a refined man. The golden headband inlaid with rubies and sapphires in his hand greatly attracted Mr. Wu's attention. She watched with fascination as the elegant man put a headscarf on her head. She touched the gold hoop on her head in surprise, went to the mirror and looked at herself happily.

"I heard that when you help your children with their homework, you have no patience and don't explain to them. It seems that you are lazy. " The elegant man spoke.

"No, no," Mr. Wu repeated.

The elegant man went on to say, look at what Mr. Wang did.

As he spoke, he drew a circle on the mirror with his hand. In the circle, you can clearly see that Mr. Wang is patiently explaining the exercises for the children and recording the personality files for each child. For example, Liu Xing is lively and lovely and careless. For example: Zhang Ying is introverted and doesn't like to talk much …

Teacher Wu doesn't know what to say at the moment!

The elegant man went on to say: You should behave well in the future, be patient, prepare lessons in advance, and don't spoil your child's bright future. If you can't do this in the future, every time you perfunctory your child, the golden hoop on your head will give you a headache. The more perfunctory you are, the worse your headache will be until you can't stand it.

"I! Me! ... "Teacher Wu also wants to say something.

The elegant man disappeared.

The next day, Miss Wu Can still clearly remembered the scene in her dream. When she came to the remedial class, she always felt that there was a gold hoop on her head, but she couldn't see it. It's time for teachers to prepare lessons. She still doesn't want to prepare lessons as usual. At this time, her head began to hurt, which was ok at first, and then it got worse and worse. She remembered the words of the elegant man in the dream and quickly picked up the textbook and began to prepare lessons.

Golden boy has been hiding in the classroom and can see everything clearly. Knowing that the golden hoop had worked, he went to the master and told me to go back.

It was a Saturday afternoon, and the master and apprentice had been replaced by father and son wandering in the noisy community …

At this time, an antique door attracted the attention of both master and apprentice. The four characters of "Liuli Chess Academy" above are quaint and interesting, while the small characters of "Chess Academy" below are somewhat delicate.

Master and apprentice sneaked in. On the first floor was a passage with a few lines written on the wall. The golden boy looked at it and said to himself:

Go upstairs to cultivate children's six abilities.

First, pay close attention to it,

Second, fast computing ability,

Third, the imagination of space,

Fourth, meticulous analytical skills,

Fifth, flexible adaptability,

Sixth, the right of overall planning,

After reading it, I looked up at the master thoughtfully. Gold hoop reality didn't speak, smiled and motioned for him to go to the second floor together. The light is bright, and the huge space is divided into six single rooms.

The coach in the first room is standing in front of a big chessboard of one square meter, holding chess pieces, quickly putting out a figure on the upper right corner of the chessboard, and turning to the children sitting there, he said, children, look at this chess shape carefully. It's time for black to make a move. To beat white with black, you should give full play to the imagination of space and make analysis and calculation.

The children began to stare at the chessboard, and some talked to themselves while calculating; Some raised their hands slightly while calculating and timidly pointed their fingers at the chessboard in front of them; Some close their eyes and pat their heads gently …

Their attentive expressions made the master and the apprentice unable to disturb them, so they stepped back and turned into the second room.

The children in this room are playing Weiqi, sitting in different postures, but they are all very focused and there is no one around. The soft sound of moving action echoed in the hut, accompanied by the dance of thinking. The coach walked up and down among them in small steps, stopping from time to time, leaning over the chessboard and pointing with his fingers …

Still can't disturb, master and apprentice to the third room.

The children here are playing China chess. The difference is that they played three against three.

"It's a team battle!" The golden boy almost said it out loud.

I saw three children whispering in the east. One of them whispered, "How about a quick trip?" The other thought a little along the horse's way of thinking, and said softly, No, you see, if the other car runs over the third road, our handsome boy will be in danger. I want to occupy this place in advance. ...

Golden boy, watch and listen. They observe, analyze and calculate in front of this small chessboard. After taking a step, they observed the opponent's strain, analyzed and judged again, looked at the chess game with a dynamic eye, constantly compared the calculated results with the goals, and reprocessed, reflected and adjusted the information ... I patted my forehead, thought for a moment, then took out the golden hoop stick and hung it on the children's heads to read.

The golden boy put away the golden hoop, pulled the master back to the first floor, blinked and asked the master, shall I become a child and play chess with them?

The real gold hoop looked at him and said, good! You play here! I'll look somewhere else!

to be continued