202 1 classic talk about mood phrases, humor is very suitable for dynamics.

1, gain three pounds on holidays. Take a closer look at three pounds. Try hard to lose weight for half a year, and you will succeed in the New Year.

2. Scientific research has proved that people who smoke and drink all the year round have a lower probability of developing Alzheimer's disease, because the probability of early death is higher.

Girls should never go out alone at night, it's really dangerous. No one can dissuade them from entering a house casually, and they will gain several pounds.

When I was in high school, I would put a book under my ass because it was too hot in summer. If I think the book under my ass is hot, I'll change it. As a result, the idiot at the back desk said to me, do you have eyes on your ass? After reading a book, change it.

Don't always compare yourself with others. You envy others for being thin, others envy you for having a good stomach, you envy others for being rich, and others envy no one to borrow money from you.

6, don't expect to lose weight, Bajie has not lost weight after walking hundreds of miles. Besides, he is a vegetarian.

7. If you do your best wholeheartedly, you may not be as good as others.

8. Who says a slap in the face doesn't make a sound? I will slap you in the face. Do you think it will ring?

9. What if I don't want to wash clothes? Just bring a wife. If the daughter-in-law is virtuous, she will wash your clothes. If your daughter-in-law is tough, you should learn to wash clothes.

10, I wanted to buy a down jacket, but I spent more than 3000 yuan. Later, after careful weighing, cold medicine is only a few tens of dollars, and it is still cost-effective to buy cold medicine.

1 1, when lovelorn, many young people think that the whole world has abandoned themselves. Don't be silly, the world doesn't need you at all.

12, who said, "If you don't forget it, there will be repercussions"? The person you like never spoke to me and wanted to get rich overnight, and it never came true.

Tell me what to send dynamically. What is suitable for dynamic sending?

1. What you need now is a full life, a rolling hot pot, several tireless songs, some beloved books, a stable cup of tea and sober wine, a starry sky, instead of worrying about feelings, a shivering soul and the person you can't love.

2. Let me know when you come back, so that I can uninstall QQ, delete WeChat, turn off my mobile phone and lock the doors and windows so that you can't find me.

I want to be a child who can sprinkle sugar, and it will be sweet when you walk with me all the way.

A timid person like me insists on entering the Jianghu with swords and shadows, mainly for money and sometimes for love.

From beginning to end, all I want is you.

6. In fact, I have always been a duplicitous girl with a hard temper like a stone. I'll just pretend to be free and easy and let you go. In fact, I am sad to death, and I secretly hope that you can tell me that you want to stay, but you will never tell me. I really hate you who don't understand me, but I hate myself more

7. I won't depend on you in the future, and I won't tell you anything. I want to grow up by myself.

8. Baby, don't be stupid again. Secular love is nothing more than three sentences, drink more hot water, go to bed early, and that nonsense I love you.

9. Throwing so many things, leaving so many people, people coming and going around, forgetting so many familiar faces, surviving countless late nights and dawns, and bumping into so many south walls without hesitation, was an illusory dream, but in the end I forgot that I was a very nostalgic person.

10. I used to be fine. I think little, go to bed early and like to laugh. And somehow, I suddenly lived a sloppy life.

1 1. If you are interrupted, you won't say it again.

12. Fortunately, I am sober, and I have never thought about who I want to be with forever.

13. Excessive insecurity, possessiveness and sense of loss may make me cute and optimistic when I first met. I must be a very sweet girl, but you don't know that I am trying to suppress myself every day. I swallow all the bad emotions in my stomach, which is very negative. Even though I have always hoped that someone would be willing to appease my bad mood, I am even more afraid that he will abandon me because he is far from the expected love. qqssly.com

14. Money is paper if you don't spend it, and money if you spend it. Don't save money at the most beautiful age, or you will be poor and ugly.

15. Ruthless people hurt others, while affectionate people hurt themselves.

16. Maybe it's all like this. You think I want to hold my cell phone every day and hesitate to send you a text message. If I am afraid of you, you will bother me, but I am afraid that there is no sense of existence. Every day I run like a psycho to see if it's you. If it were you, I would be as happy as a retard. If it weren't for you, I would be lost in an instant.

17. My temper depends on who you are.

18. Remember, you are your highness. If you cry, they will all die.

19. I used to be afraid of offending people, and I was careful what I said. I'm afraid the other party will be unhappy. Unfortunately, I didn't get respect. Later, I began to indulge myself and indulge myself. I don't want to be forced to do anything, so I just play with my mobile phone and care about my feelings. No one else cares about me. Then I found that I was not sad, and I was happier.

Tell me what to send dynamically. What is suitable for dynamic sending?

1. What you need now is a full life, a rolling hot pot, several tireless songs, some beloved books, a stable cup of tea and sober wine, a starry sky, instead of worrying about feelings, a shivering soul and the person you can't love. 2. Let me know when you come back, so that I can uninstall QQ, delete WeChat, turn off my mobile phone and lock the doors and windows so that you can't find me. I want to be a child who can sprinkle sugar, and it will be sweet when you walk with me all the way. A timid person like me insists on entering the Jianghu with swords and shadows, mainly for money and sometimes for love. From beginning to end, all I want is you. 6. In fact, I have always been a duplicitous girl with a hard temper like a stone. I'll just pretend to be free and easy and let you go. In fact, I am sad to death, and I secretly hope that you can tell me that you want to stay, but you will never tell me. I really hate you who don't understand me, but I hate myself more 7. I won't depend on you in the future, and I won't tell you anything. I want to grow up by myself. 8. Baby, don't be stupid again. Secular love is nothing more than three sentences, drink more hot water, go to bed early, and that nonsense I love you. 9. Throwing so many things, leaving so many people, people coming and going around, forgetting so many familiar faces, surviving countless late nights and dawns, and bumping into so many south walls without hesitation, was an illusory dream, but in the end I forgot that I was a very nostalgic person. 10. I used to be fine. I think little, go to bed early and like to laugh. And somehow, I suddenly lived a sloppy life. 1 1. If you are interrupted, you won't say it again. 12. Fortunately, I am sober, and I have never thought about who I want to be with forever. 13. Excessive insecurity, possessiveness and sense of loss may make me cute and optimistic when I first met. I must be a very sweet girl, but you don't know that I am trying to suppress myself every day. I swallow all the bad emotions in my stomach, which is very negative. Even though I have always hoped that someone would be willing to appease my bad mood, I am even more afraid that he will abandon me because he is far from the expected love. 14. Money is paper if you don't spend it, and money if you spend it. Don't save money at the most beautiful age, or you will be poor and ugly. 15. Ruthless people hurt others, while affectionate people hurt themselves. 16. Maybe it's all like this. You think I want to hold my cell phone every day and hesitate to send you a text message. If I am afraid of you, you will bother me, but I am afraid that there is no sense of existence. Every day I run like a psycho to see if it's you. If it were you, I would be as happy as a retard. If it weren't for you, I would be lost in an instant. 17. My temper depends on who you are. 18. Remember, you are your highness. If you cry, they will all die. 19. I used to be afraid of offending people, and I was careful what I said. I'm afraid the other party will be unhappy. Unfortunately, I didn't get respect. Later, I began to indulge myself and indulge myself. I don't want to be forced to do anything, so I just play with my mobile phone and care about my feelings. No one else cares about me. Then I found that I was not sad, and I was happier. Classic sentences suitable for dynamic development are very distracting.

1, everyone's personality has some unacceptable parts, no matter how beautiful people are. So don't criticize others, and don't blame yourself. Only roses with thorns are roses.

When you are in a bad mood, always ask yourself what you have instead of nothing. The world is big, there are many opportunities, and life is short. Don't curl up in a small shadow.

Time can deceive people most, but it can also make you understand that nothing in this world can't be lost. What is left is the scenery, and what is left is the life. The person who comes to the end is the right person.

4, some things, you may still be better to hide in your heart, after a long time, looking back will become a story.

5, you must stick to what you want to do, don't care about other people's eyes, other people's views are just for your reference, what you think is the most important, don't leave regrets for your life.

6. Don't pay attention to those harsh voices. When you really break out of the cocoon, you will find that those words that hurt you will become a symphony to celebrate the success of the transformation.

7. Cry for yourself and laugh for others. This is called life. Even if you are unhappy, you will never disturb the happiness of others. This is the principle.

8. Some pressures always have to be overcome by yourself, and when they are said, they become complaints full of negative energy. It does not help to seek comfort, but also increases the troubles of others. And when you walk through difficulties and obstacles alone, you will appreciate yourself for sticking to it without saying a word.

9. Only when you cultivate yourself well will others come to you. This is called "those who are near are happy, and those who are far away come." I am a buttonwood, and the phoenix will come to live; I am the sea, and all rivers will come back. Only at that level will there be a corresponding circle, not the other way around.

10, people suffer because they pursue the wrong things. If you don't give yourself trouble, others will never give you trouble. Because of my heart, I can't let go. Discipline yourself and leave others alone.

1 1. You are still very young. In the future, you will meet many people, experience many things, gain a lot and lose a lot. But in any case, there are two things that must not be thrown away. One is called conscience and the other is called ideal.

12, the person who accompanies you the most is yourself, so just be the person you like. The only thing that can make me let go is the following nine words: eat, sleep and love.