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Tell me something interesting at work.
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When you can't sleep, it's because you wake up in someone else's dream.
Good morning, wage earners.
I always feel that my personality is not suitable for work, but only for getting paid.
Little punk's last struggle before the holiday ends.
Difficult households get up, don't want to get up, and don't want to go to work.
It's noon to mow the grass, and the work is so hard.
He also said that what a trip! He couldn't even leave work.
Half beautiful, half cloudy, this is life.
I like going to work, which makes me very happy.
Justice can be late, why not go to work?
If you want to live outside work, you have to work overtime.
At work, I am not sleepy.
Work makes me overwhelmed. Hang in there, it's almost time to get off work.
I don't want to go to work, I can't make money, and I'm not happy.
Rainy days are suitable for sleeping at home and sunny days are suitable for going out for a walk. For a long time, there was not a day suitable for work.
I want to hit someone at the thought of going to work tomorrow.
When I was a child, I went to bed after crying, and now I go to work after crying.
Quit the circle of friends and count down.
Get up and get ready for work.
I want to live outside of work, so I work overtime.
Wake up and go to work.
After work, I don't have enough money to sleep.
Looking up, I found it was moonlight and bowed my head to work overtime.
The boss says to you, come on, young man, you work hard and marry a beautiful sister-in-law next year.
I am so cute. Why do I have to go to work?
As long as I work hard, the boss can live the life he wants.
Whether it's today or tomorrow, or a day when you don't want to go to work.
I got acute depression, and I fainted from crying on the roadside, so I couldn't go to work.
Work 8 hours, group chat 7 hours.
Although my leg hurts and I feel weak all over, I must persist! Today, when I was on the night shift, I put off the morning training, continued to run around and came back to do stretching exercises!
Sometimes, others are cold to you, maybe it's not your problem, he just doesn't like ugly people.
Girls who don't work hard will have booths that they can't buy, and they can't finish shopping in the vegetable market. Hard-working girl, you don't have time to go shopping, because you can only work overtime to order takeout from Taobao!
In this era of easy money, I belong to the kind of person who makes easy money.
Every day, I am in a state where my heart is willing but my strength is insufficient, my IQ is insufficient, and my heart is willing but my strength is insufficient.
Growing up, I mastered a specialty without learning other skills. You can sleep without sleeping pills during the day and get excited without stimulants at night.
Everything in this world can be fake, but the only thing I can't stand is that the money in my hand is also fake.
Girls who love to laugh, luck will not be too bad, girls who love to take selfies, mobile phones will not be too bad!
Marrying a woman like me, though neither beautiful nor beautiful, is enough to make you lose everything.
What happened recently? What is the reason for working the night shift? I have a bad temper and can't help pinching annoying people. In a bad mood, almost depressed!
Go to bed early when you are full, and don't stay up because you are ugly.
Now parents let their children participate in various interest classes from an early age. In order not to let their children lose at the starting line, as we all know, some people were born at the finish line.
Every time I walk alone at night, I'm scared. It's so dark and I'm so beautiful. I'm afraid others can't see me.
Dear night owl, don't stay up all day. No matter how dark your eyes are, you can't be a national treasure.
You are always smug on and off, continue to eat and die, plan a day and lie down for a year.
Although I am late for work every day, I still get off work on time.
Don't stay up late, even if you sleep late, the person you like won't come to you.
People sleep late because they are rich and want to sleep well. I sleep in because I have no money in my pocket, so I can save a meal.
I want to be a depraved rich woman, obsessed with men all day, getting something for nothing, being unlearned, loving each other without injury, eating too much and not getting fat.
Sad moonlight clan: at the beginning of the month, I was delicious and spicy, and the cat had big fish and big meat; By the end of the month, breakfast porridge and dinner were so windy that even cat food was in short supply.
Thousands of people are looking for him, and overtime is the best. Hair loss and mental fatigue, do not need Liuwei Dihuang pills, need to continue to work overtime.
Overtime mode from now on, others will work overtime on holidays, others will work overtime during the New Year, and others will work overtime on dates. Forget about eating and sleeping, and have to work overtime.
At the thought of going to work tomorrow, I have a headache, leg pain, eye pain, hand pain, foot pain and pain everywhere.
Will you remember the details of tomorrow's work? Do you remember your favorite job tomorrow? The world can't remember you and can't hand in the work; It was only by chance that I turned over my diary and remembered your work.
A promotion? A raise? Has the loan been paid off?
In any case, most people who work overtime are not married. They go home to play games and watch mobile phones. It's best to play in the company and have company.
Another year's final accounts. I work overtime when others are on holiday. In order to earn some living expenses, I am as tired as a shrimp every day.
Work is the pain of breathing, and she lives in every corner of me.
It is said that the salary here is so high that I have no money to buy toothpaste; It is said that the food here is very good, and there is grass in it; It is said that the environment here is very good, and cockroaches and ants run around; It is said that there are many beautiful girls here. They haven't dated for years.
A cold is not terrible. The terrible thing is that I go to work when others have a holiday, and I work overtime when others have a holiday. I am in a good mood when I suddenly have a holiday. The world is full of malice to me, but I must live a strong life.
Others go to work, I go to work; Others get off work, I work overtime; Others fall in love, we work overtime together; Others have a holiday, and we work overtime together.
The salary is not ideal, and eating is like fighting.
Even if you can't choose a job, you can choose your own work attitude.
Everyone is working overtime, so I'll join in the fun. My office is idle and the green plants are a little yellow.
Seven days a week, do not want to go to work.
Finally, I have to move after work, which is more tiring than going to work! I have to work overtime tomorrow, and the point is that I don't even have overtime pay!
Because you delayed the progress, you still have such an arrogant attitude to work overtime on Saturday.
Love is empty, love is empty, wandering in the street; People are empty, money is empty, and single people work hard; Empty, empty, crazy; The mobile phone is empty, and it is not easy to live without money; This is empty, that is empty, and there is no money to walk around.
In retrospect, the work was too tiring, in retrospect, the work was too hard. There will be no old dreams tonight. I once had some dreams with you, all of which were blown away by work. Looking back, the work has arrived. In retrospect, I think there is too little time. Leave work and accompany me to work!
When I was a child, I went to bed after crying, and now I go to work after crying.
He also said that what a trip! He couldn't even leave work.
It's refreshing to sleep at this time for the first time after work. No overtime this weekend, ah, ha, ha, ha.
There is no reason to be scolded every day for working overtime without pay.
I still work overtime when others have a holiday, saying that I should have a good rest and fight again next year!
Going to work is annoying and difficult, and I want to go out to play at work.
See the boss with his head down and shake his head when he is paid; By the end of the month, I was worried and didn't know when I would get ahead.
I want a life outside of work, so I work overtime.
To go to work is to get up earlier than the chicken, sleep later than the dog, eat worse than the pig and do more than the donkey.
There is a kind of sadness. I feel even more sad when others work overtime after work. I also work overtime when others have holidays. Want to cry instead of shed tears.
In this weather, the northwest wind blows at work, and when you don't go to work, you wait for the northwest wind.
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