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A short sentence saying that a man is a fox.
Don't think that what you throw out is a sanitary towel, just because you hit someone in the face, you think it is a Japanese flag. For example, "tmb, don't think that putting a sanitary towel on your face is like a B." Did you drink too much during your period or eat too much sperm? | You don't learn so many weapons in China, but you learn swords; Go to the sword, but don't learn the sword; There are so many moves in the sword that you are drunk with learning the sword; Learn silver sword instead of iron sword! Finally, you became a martial arts stunt: drunken silver sword! Finally, man and sword can be integrated. * * You lack calcium since childhood and love when you grow up. Grandma doesn't hurt, and uncle doesn't.
The left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kicking, and the pig saw the pig stepping.
Born to be a cucumber, I owe it a pat! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnut, you owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law who is a screw, but she needs to be screwed! You said you, grandpa, I taught you to practice sword, and you practiced sword, but you didn't practice sword, so you practiced lowly! Jin Jian doesn't practice, practice silver sword! It is wrong to give you a sword fairy, but if you don't do it, you have to cry like a knight errant! Really, why bother? Because of this, scientific truth; Not only that, I'm also a father. Look at you. You are handsome, handsome and charming. Everyone loves you, flowers bloom and fall. You must be the best among scum and the beast among animals. Look at your thin face, it doesn't look like a pig at all! Now throw you into the toilet, the toilet will vomit, throw you into the black hole, and the black hole will explode by itself! The festival is coming soon, and I will send you a pair of couplets: Part I: Trees will die without skin; The second part: people are shameless and invincible in the world; Man is cheap and invincible. You are very creative and brave. Ugliness is not your intention, but God is losing his temper. You always say that your boyfriend is handsome, rich, looks rich, looks very front-line, and his urine is forked. Go at once. ! People are cheap all their lives, pigs are cheap all their lives, living wastes air and wasting land at home. A hateful guy like you can only play a piece of shit in a TV series, which is worse than chewing gum spilled by a dog on the side of the road. Even a flower is more handsome than you 10 times. If you want to find a girlfriend, you have to go to the zoo or even leave the earth. . .
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