Humorous copywriting for persuading people to drink alcohol

Humorous copywriting for persuading people to drink (1)

1. It’s rare to get drunk a few times in life, so if you want to drink, you must drink well!

2. Chaoci Baidi Caiyunjian , half a catty and two pieces are easy.

3. In the spring sleep, I hear birds singing everywhere. I raise my glass and ask the girl, how much should I drink?

4. We are all close friends here, so let me drink a glass of comfort wine first. .

5. When a person wanders in the rivers and lakes, he cannot live without wine;

6. Brothers are thousands of miles apart, so they should drink this cup.

7. If you don’t drink, you don’t have good friends.

8. As long as the relationship is good, it doesn’t matter how much you drink; as long as the relationship is deep, even the fake ones are true; as long as the relationship is there, everything is wine.

9. As long as you and I have a good relationship, we can drink as much as we can.

10. If you don’t drink, I won’t drink. Where can I put the good Chinese wine!

11. If a man doesn’t drink, he can’t make good friends.

12. If you can’t hold the wine glass, I will help you with both hands.

13. Show your skills in times of crisis, and let a brother drink for his brother.

14. From hundreds of rivers to the East China Sea, when will we drink again? If you don’t drink now, you will be sad in the future.

15. When a fellow villager meets a fellow villager, drink up all the wine!

16. When you see injustice on the road, roar, who will drink if you don’t drink?

17. Raise your butt and drink again

18. When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups are too little. If you don’t get drunk, you will never return. Come and do it.

19. Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you become. Wine is the water of the Yangtze River. The more you drink, the more beautiful you become. Wine is dichlorvos. If you don’t get drunk, I won’t get drunk. Who will come to such a wide road? Sleep!

20. A big river has wide waves, pick up this cup and let’s drink it.

21. It is better to take a nap than to get drunk. Humorous Copywriting to Persuade Drinking (2)

1. If you are not drunk, and I am not drunk, who will sleep on the curb!

2. Drink today, get drunk today, don’t live too much Tired; good or bad, just want to be in a good mood.

3. One cup and two cups, walking with a big stride, three cups and four cups, walking against the wall, five cups and six cups, walking against the wall, I won’t walk, if I drink a pound, my sister will hug me and walk away!

4. If a guest drinks, he will get drunk, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

5. Good friends drink and drink, but nothing can happen but the wine in the cup.

6. The young man has left home and his boss is coming back. I will invite the girl to accompany me for this cup.

7. For small ones, touch along the wall; for big ones, drag along the ground.

8. The east wind blows and the war drums beat, who is afraid of who is drinking today?

9. The sky is blue, the sea is blue, one cup at a time

10. Brothers don't get tired when they drink, and they can be considered intoxicated after drinking.

11. When a woman holds a glass, how can a man push it?

12. Life is just a few tons of wine, whoever drinks it first will leave first.

13. As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

14. As long as the relationship between brothers is deep, they will be happy holding the cup.

15. The sky is cloudless and the ground is dry. The cup just now cannot be counted.

16. If a man doesn’t drink, he is living in vain.

17. One or two ounces is not wine, three ounces or four ounces is for rinsing your mouth, five ounces or six ounces is wine, seven or two ounces is for walking against the wall, nine ounces or two is for walking against the wall.

18. One cup is dry, two cups are clean, and three cups reveal true feelings.

19. One day in the Yellow River, a wave will take a sip of wine!

20. How can I express my love? The cup is full of wine, one cup after another, I will drink it to death Don’t let go!

21. As long as you are in good spirits, drink alcohol like water. Words to encourage drinking

1. I would rather have a hole in my stomach than a crack in my relationship.

2. If a man doesn’t drink, he will walk in this world in vain. As long as he has it in his heart, tea can also be used as wine. Wine is food essence. The more you drink, the younger you will be. The east wind blows, the war drums thunder, whoever drinks today is afraid of whom!

3. Are the feelings deep? deep! Then don’t be afraid of the diabetic injection!

4. When I sleep in spring, I hear the singing of birds everywhere. I raise my glass and ask the lady, how much should I drink? ---The young lady has the final say. The young man has left home and the boss has returned. I will invite the young lady to accompany me for this cup. ---Have a drink with the lady here and follow your feelings. This time I will drink. ---Ahem, there's nothing you can do about it, just drink. Madam has told me to drink less and eat more vegetables.

5. The guest must be drunk if he drinks, otherwise the host will be ashamed. The host raised his glass and said to those present: "Women, please speak louder, and all men will go in."

6. The quantity is small. If you are not a gentleman, you are not a poisonous person and do not engage in competition in the market economy, please drink a cup of fine wine.

7. When the sun rises and the flowers on the river are as red as the fire, I wish your business will be more prosperous. ---Invite business people to have a drink to make new friends and never forget old friends. ---Have a drink with new and old friends. Say goodbye to Baidi Caiyunjian, and take it easy. --- A good drinker, a drink to show off your skills in times of crisis. The younger sister (brother) has a drink for the elder brother.

8. Half a pound of wine is not the right amount of wine. A pound of wine is not enough to support the wall, but I won’t walk with half a pound of wine.

9. A man who doesn’t drink is like a dog, a man who doesn’t smoke is like a eunuch, a woman who doesn’t put on makeup lives in vain, and a man who doesn’t smoke lives in vain.

10. If you can drink one tael, drink two taels. This will make your friends generous!

11. If you know how to drink from a barrel, you can drink from a vat. The director of the winery will let you be!

12. Standing on your legs, drinking does not count.

13. Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends remain in the heart!

14. Those who can drink two taels drink five taels. Such comrades should be cultivated!

15. If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick it; if you have thick feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have weak feelings, you will not be able to drink; if you have strong feelings, you will bleed after drinking.

16. If you can drink half a catty, drink one catty. This is the most considerate thing!

17. A big river has wide waves. Pick up this cup and drink it. ---Drink yourself a cup. The east wind is blowing and the war drums are beating. Who is afraid of who is drinking today?

18. One, two, and two ounces rinse your mouth, three ounces and four ounces are not counted as wine, five ounces and six ounces are walking on the wall, and seven ounces and eight ounces are still roaring.

19. Great circulation of commodity economy, openness and invigoration.

20. When you meet a close friend, a thousand cups of wine are too little. If you don’t talk to others and drink heavily, you will not be understood. Unless you toast to the blue sky and the blue sea, and pass them down cup by cup. The sky is cloudless and the earth is dry. The cup just now cannot be Forget about drinking wine when you drink with a close friend, and sing poems to people around you from hundreds of rivers to the East China Sea. When will you drink again? If you don’t drink now, will your feelings be sad and iron-clad in the future? iron! Then you are not afraid of stomach bleeding!

21. If we lose, we won’t drink. If we win, we will be a loser. If we have too much to eat, we will take it home.

22. If you want your guests to drink well, you must drink it yourself first!

23. For small happiness, touch along the wall; for big happiness, drag along the floor.

24. If you can drink a kilogram, drink a bucket, and you will be promoted to vice president!

25. Love flows through thousands of mountains and rivers, so can you have one less drink?

26. When you are away from home, your wife tells you to drink less, eat more vegetables, and stand up when you are out of reach.

27. Spicy wine to wash your teeth, beer as tea 6 6! Good job, brothers! Who is afraid of whom? The turtle is afraid of the hammer!

28. When you see injustice on the road, roar, if you don’t drink, who will? ---Let the person who filed the lawsuit drink a cup of wine while hoeing the fields at noon. The sweat dripped from the crops and fell into the soil. After drinking three cups of wine in a row, do you think it was bitter or not?

29. Drink as much as you can. If you can’t drink anymore, run away.

30. Drinking makes a hero brave. If he refuses to let his wife control his drinking capacity, he is afraid of being embarrassed, so he restrains himself not to drink. Words from leaders to encourage drinking

1. Looking forward to 20xx, the company has stood on a higher platform. In the new year, the company will continue to follow the principles of "three-dimensional promotion of marketing, rapid technological innovation, and scientific and rigorous corporate management." , the policy of "step-by-step structural reform", and continue to deepen on the basis of last year, with only one purpose: to comprehensively enhance the company's core competitiveness.

I believe that 20xx will be a year of good weather and good harvests. XX company will definitely be stronger and the income level of employees will definitely rise to a higher level!

2. I wish you good health! Best of luck!

3. I wish you: May your family be blessed with happiness and longevity!

4. Happy New Year to all the employees and soldiers who have worked hard for a year! Thank you all for your hard work and dedication in 20xx. Many employees on the front line of production have the overall situation at heart, giving up many holidays, working hard at their jobs day and night, and using their hard work to build an unfailing monument for XX. I would like to take this opportunity to express my cordial condolences and heartfelt gratitude to the employees on all fronts of the company.

5. I wish you good health and all the best!

6. Happy New Year to our family and friends! All our achievements have been achieved with the help and care of our family and friends. I wish them good health and success in the new year!

7. I wish you: good health and endless happiness!

8. Joy accompanies sweat, success accompanies hardship, and regrets inspire struggle. We walked into 2010 unknowingly. Tonight we gather together to mark the Xth year since the establishment of XX company. I am as excited as everyone else.

9. I wish you good health, smooth work, a prosperous career, and everything goes as you wish!

10. I wish you: good luck and good fortune!

11. I wish you (aunt): happiness, worry-free, and eternal youth!

12. On the occasion of the New Year, first of all, on behalf of XX Company, I would like to extend my holiday greetings and sincere wishes to leaders at all levels and friends from all walks of life who have long cared about and supported the company’s development!

13. I wish you: health, longevity and joy!

14. I wish you: smooth sailing, two dragons soaring, three sheep prospering, peace in all seasons, five blessings, good luck in six and six, seven stars shining brightly, wealth coming from all directions, ninety-nine concentric, perfect, everything goes well. , good luck and good luck to you!

15. The New Year is here. First of all, I wish everyone here a happy family and all the best. Then, thank you all for doing your best in the past year and driving the development of the unit. I hope that you can continue to do a good job while working with you in the new year, come on! cheers!

16. I wish you: Happy New Year and all the best!

17. I wish you: May you be as blessed as the flowing water of the East China Sea, and live as long as the immortal pines in the Southern Mountains!

18. I wish you: Happy New Year, happiness and health!

19. I wish you: May your children be happy and have a happy family!

20. I wish you happiness, good fortune and good health!

21. I wish you good luck and all your wishes come true!

22. I wish you: may you have great blessings and endless happiness!

23. I wish you: May you have abundant financial resources! Happy New Year!

24. I wish you: May you be as blessed as the East Sea and live as long as the Southern Mountains.

25. Thank you to the leaders for their support and help over the past year. I wish them good health and all the best in the coming year. I'll do it first, please let the leader do as he pleases.

26. I wish you: a prosperous life and a happy and prosperous life! Funny words to persuade you to drink alcohol

1. When I arrived, my wife told me to drink less and eat more vegetables.

2. For small happiness, touch along the wall; for big happiness, drag along the floor.

3. When the wine glass is at one end, the policy is relaxed; when the chopsticks are raised, it is okay; when the wine is full and the meal is over, it is okay if it is not possible; when you and I are drunk, it is not okay and it is okay.

4. Two drunk men were walking on the railway track. One of them complained: Why is this staircase endless? Another snorted and said: Its armrest is still so low.

5. Love flows through thousands of mountains and rivers, so can you have one less drink?

6. Work is about meetings, coordination is about getting drunk, and management is about charging fees. Everything the leader said is right!

7. The guest will get drunk if he drinks, otherwise the host will be ashamed.

8. Drink today, get drunk today, don’t live too tiredly; live the good or the bad, just be in a good mood.

9. One, two or two liang is not wine, three or four liang is for gargling your mouth, five or six liang is wine, seven or two or eight liang supports the wall and walks, nine or two liang leaves the wall but no one can leave.

10. When you see injustice on the road, roar, if you don’t drink, who will? ---Make the litigator drink a drink

11. If you want your guests to drink well, you must drink them first!

12. Drinking makes a hero brave and refuses to be controlled by his wife.

13. Half a pound of wine is not good wine. A pound of wine is not enough to support the wall. I won’t walk with half a pound of wine.

14. Wine is the essence of food. The more you drink, the younger you become.

15. It’s noon on the day of hoeing, sweat dripping from the soil, and three glasses of wine in a row. Do you think it’s bitter or not?

16. When you meet a close friend, a thousand glasses of wine are too little, drink it without talking.

17. If you have deep feelings, you will feel stuffy in one mouthful; if you have shallow feelings, you will lick them; if you have deep feelings, you will not drink enough; if you have deep feelings, you will not drink enough; If it's thin, you can't drink it; if it's emotional, it'll bleed if you drink it.

18. If you don’t know how to drink, you will have no future. If you drink nine times a day, focus on training. Only drink drinks. Leaders don’t want them. If you can drink, you won’t lose. Leaders and secretaries will fall down as soon as they drink. It is difficult to maintain their official position. Drinking too much for a long time is too little. Talents are hard to find, they will leave half way through, it is too early for promotion, lead the whole process, and will lead in the future.

19. Follow your feelings, this time I drink. ---Ahem, there's no other way, just drink.

20. Men can't make good friends if they don't drink.

21. When the persuader stands up and makes a toast, the person being persuaded will say: "Lift your buttocks and drink again." This means that the persuader will drink again. At this time, the persuader should respond: "Move your buttocks and drink again." respect".

22. The east wind blows and the war drums thunder. Who is afraid of drinking today! Wine and meat pass through the intestines, but friends remain in the heart!

23. When the sun rises and the flowers on the river are as red as the fire, I wish your business will be more prosperous. ---Invite businessmen to have a drink

24. Drink as much as you can. If you can't drink, run away.

25. If a man does not drink, he is walking in this world in vain; as long as he has it in his heart, tea can also be used as wine;

26. The host raised his glass and said to those present: "Women, speak louder, "All men, go in."

27. If you want to get drunk, keep the wine in your stomach; if you are afraid of getting drunk, mix it with plain water; if you are really drunk, dare to drink dichlorvos; if you are too drunk, sleep under the table; if you pretend to be drunk, forget to tip. .

28. Spicy wine to wash your teeth, beer as tea!

29. The lady clinked glasses with the leader: The leader is at the top and I am at the bottom. How many times do you want to come down?

30. Hold a wine bottle in one hand and a diploma in the other; hold a vase outside and hold a vinegar bottle at home; make peace with your superiors and level them with your subordinates!

31. Don’t drink too much in the morning, as there are several tables tonight; don’t get drunk when drinking at noon, because the department has a meeting in the afternoon; don’t drink too much in the evening, lest your wife will look for you everywhere.

32. A person who is petty is not a gentleman, and a person who is not poisonous is not a husband.

33. We are all close friends when we get together. Let me drink some soothing wine first.

34. The market economy engages in competition, so quickly drink a glass of wine.

35. Revolutionary drinking makes you drunk every day...

36. Drinking without getting drunk is the highest. Being lustful and not messing around is a hero. Don't take ill-gotten wealth. Be patient and forgive others' misfortunes. .

37. Great circulation of commodity economy, openness and invigoration.

38. When two drunkards met, one said: I am miserable! My wife spent all my money and ran away. Another person said: Forget it, my wife still refuses to leave even after she spends all my money!

39. A big river has wide waves. Pick up this cup and let’s drink it. ---Drink a cup by yourself

40. A cadre who can drink beer and liquor cannot leave; a cadre who can drink two taels and half a catty is the most at ease; a cadre who can drink half a catty and eight taels is the best. Cadres must be cultivated.

41. Modern men: Drink one bottle or two without getting drunk. Dancing, I know three steps and four steps. Play mahjong and stay up for five to six days. Dozing off after starting work!

42. The lady persuaded me to drink: With an excited heart and trembling hands, I gave the boss a glass of wine, but the boss thought I was ugly if he didn’t drink.

43. Sir: The drunkard’s intention is not to drink. Miss: I don’t care about the wine. Miss: Not hanging from a tree. Sir: Don’t let anyone hang from the tree.

44. When I sleep in spring, I hear the singing of birds everywhere. I raise my glass and ask the lady, how much should I drink? ---The lady has the final say

45. You are the wine, and I am the luminous cup; you are beautiful for me, and I am intoxicated for you; I have you by my side in this life, and I will never regret it if I am drunk!

46. How can one walk around the world without drinking.

47. A man who doesn’t drink is like a dog, a man who doesn’t smoke is like a eunuch, a woman who doesn’t put on makeup lives in vain, and a man who doesn’t smoke lives in vain.

48. Five Steps to Drinking: When pouring the wine, there is a gentle breeze and drizzle; when you persuade the drinker, you talk sweetly; when you drink, you talk boldly; when you drink too much, you talk nonsense, and in the end it pours.

49. One, two, and two ounces rinse your mouth, three ounces and four ounces are not counted as wine, five ounces and six ounces are walking on the wall, and seven ounces and eight ounces are still roaring.

50, 6 6s! Good job, brothers! Who is afraid of whom? The turtle is afraid of the hammer!

51. I am willing to sacrifice my stomach and intestines for the revolution. I get drunk every day on the revolutionary wine, my eyes are red, my stomach is damaged, my hands and feet are soft, and my memory is greatly impaired. I drank so much that the people rolled their eyes, and the unit was short of funds; I drank so much that my wife shed tears, and slept back to back at night. When I complained to the Discipline Inspection Committee, the secretary waved his hand after hearing it, and it didn't matter whether we could drink or not. We were drunk every day!

52. One cup and two cups, I will walk with a big stride, three cups and four cups, I will hold on to the wall and walk, five cups and six cups, I will not walk against the wall, if I drink a pound, my sister will hug me and walk away!

53. The young man left home and the boss came back. I will invite the young lady to accompany me for this cup. ---Have a drink with the lady here

54. The east wind is blowing and the war drums are beating. Who is afraid of whom when drinking today?

55. Among the colorful clouds of the white emperor's speech, half a catty and eight ounces are idle. ---A good drinker, have a drink

56. If you don’t drink too much, you are afraid of being embarrassed, so you should restrain yourself not to drink.

57. A deep feeling is a suffocation, a shallow feeling is a lick.

58. Standing on your legs, drinking does not count.

59. This wine looks like water. It tastes spicy in your mouth and haunts you in your stomach. It makes you stumble when you walk. You get up in the middle of the night to look for water. You regret it when you wake up in the morning!

60. Show your skills in times of crisis. The younger sister (brother) drinks a glass of wine for the elder brother.