Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - We agreed not to borrow money.
We agreed not to borrow money.
2, lack of money, I can see it from a distance.
3. Ah, I want to buy a house; Ah, I need money to study abroad;
Money is kneeling in front of love, and love is kneeling before marriage.
You are human, I am human, so I am you, so your money is my money, so since the money is mine. What do I have to pay back?
In order to get my money back, I heard that you read a lot of books on law and obtained a lawyer's license the year before last. You earn a lot of money from legal consulting fees in a year. If you hadn't borrowed money from me at the beginning, how dare you ask me for money if you are a lawyer today?
7. Tell her your difficulties directly. If you don't believe me, show her your passbook. Of course, if she still refuses to forgive such an unreasonable friend, she will think of you after all!
8. Couple, because you have no money, you save money to give her a brand-name bag and she takes it to the counter to check whether it is true or not. But because you have money, you take her to the food stall. She thinks you are real enough.
9. Excuse me! I am short of money recently, too!
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