Talk about the funniness of starting school.

1. Children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no object at school.

2, hey, if you don't die before the holiday, you will panic when you start school! ! !

Alas, the mood of going to school is as heavy as that of going to the grave.

I found that one thing I insist on most is going to school for more than ten years.

5. I just got excited about the exam and wrote the exam number as QQ number.

6. Some people even say that I wear eye shadow, which is too insulting to my dark circles. School will start soon, so don't rush your homework.

7. I haven't studied for a long time, and even speak hesitatingly, even if I am moved.

8. Will you call me on the first day of school and ask my friends about me?

9. I want to be friends with the first person who talks to me at school.

10, there will always be a bunch of people dressed as blind date on the first day of school.

1 1, school begins, the same scene, the same road, the same classroom, only the students have changed.

12, school starts! I'm going into a boring life again, alas! But for some reason, I like it here and remember her ~ little slacker!

13, a few nights before the start of school, thousands of lights were on.

14, the school is grade three, please stay away from us.

15, it's been so long since I started school, and there is no one in my class who can make me feel better.

16, long time no see. Are you avoiding me?

17, the quality of the teacher's class determines the mobile phone traffic this month.

18, your holiday is less than ten days, please recharge it in time.

19. Actually, we like school, but we don't like class.

If you want to blow up the school, please remember that you are not fighting alone.

2 1, how I wish there were only two days of classes a week, and then five days of holidays.

22. We like school, but we like to spend more time after class rather than in class. We like holidays rather than school.

23. Ten years in primary school and twelve years in middle school were rated as the most familiar faces in the whole school. When the new teacher came, he asked me about the school.

24, freshman opening ceremony, all nonsense.

25. The school taught me what is the temptation to go home.

26. A junior said: I am not a virgin. What happened? I am a boy who is not a virgin. Why?

27. Is it so bleak under the rain to set off the sad atmosphere of the school?

28. I didn't like anyone at school, and I really didn't have the motivation to go to school.

29. I have been sleeping very well since the beginning of school! ! !

30. Starting school is the pain of breathing. It lives in every corner of my body. It hurts to get a haircut, wear a school uniform and even see a teacher.

3 1, after school, my back is not sore, my legs don't hurt, and my heart doesn't even jump.

32. Who will call me fat or black after school starts? I will die with this murderer!

33. Children who don't want to start school are good children, which proves that they have no object at school!

34. My wish to start school: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine.

35. I am lovelorn. I fell in love with my summer vacation, but my mother broke us up when school started.

Adults always say, don't talk to me about money. Talking about money hurts feelings. I just want to say, don't talk to me about starting school. Talking about hurting feelings when school starts.

37. My wish for starting school is to do less homework, get good grades, grow taller and weigh less.

38. Start school if you're not crazy, and you'll be finished if you don't do your homework.

39. School is about to start, and the person you find for me can't get my heart.

Jokes and anecdotes about the beginning of school

1. I have begun to study how to enter the classroom at the beginning of school. 2. Before starting school, I encouraged myself to be a schoolmaster. After three months, I want to stop studying now. Tell you a sad ghost story: school will start tomorrow. No one declares that they don't want to go to school after a few days of school. Before Mr. Summer Holiday died, he held my hand tightly and said to me in a low, slow and hoarse voice: Yes, ahem, there will be a winter vacation. Love you for me. Please give me a handsome deskmate who is good or bad at the beginning of school and is proficient in mathematics, physics and chemistry. 7. Coming blockbusters, disaster movies, school starts, romance movies, there is one place that only Mr. Summer vacation and I know, suspense movies, strange disappearance of summer homework, horror movies, teachers and students who haven't finished their homework, inspirational movies, suspense movies, where is the movie homework, youth movies, summer vacations in a hurry, bitter movies, phone calls that I don't give up, detective movies, the sun goes down, mom. I’m going home. 9. I seriously doubt two things now: 1. How did I get mixed up with these schoolmasters? 2。 Are these psychopaths around me really normal people at the beginning of school? 10. These days, no one will believe that you are a student if you don't fall in love, be mean, cheat, rebel, copy your homework or play with your mobile phone. 1 1. Dear seniors and sisters, don't envy them. Although we have an early holiday, we start school late. Although we have a long holiday, we have no homework. Although you stayed up late, you got up early. 12. After the start of school, it is another big battle for seniors to chase their younger sisters and seduce their younger brothers and sisters. Only learning is in their hearts. 13. I have begun to study how to walk into the classroom on the first day of school. 14. The holiday balance is insufficient, and the school has actually started! 15. It's sunny for military training, rainy for holidays, and the day before school starts if you work hard. 16. School begins. I want to be cold, talk cold, walk steady, do my homework, go to bed early and have a cold class. Yes, I thought so last year. 17. I always like to make up my homework at the beginning of school. I feel like I'm on the run. Oh, forget it, make up my homework-18. I became stupid again this summer vacation. How can I integrate into that high IQ environment when I start school? 19. It's time to start school and show the meat. 20. We have classes to finish classes and holidays to go to school. Without such a great belief to support us, I can't imagine how we have the courage to come to school. 2 1. It is found that the right eyelid is always jumping recently. School is about to start. Tell me something interesting about the open campus.

Tell me something interesting about the open campus.

1. I really hope it will start on February 29th. Every four years!

I never liked anyone at school, so I really have no motivation to go to school.

3. Freshmen's opening ceremony is bullshit.

How I wish there were only two days of classes a week and then five days of holidays.

I haven't studied for a long time, and even hesitate to read, even if I am moved.

6. Countdown to the start of school, take the time to have fun and go to school to catch up on sleep.

7. Every time we start school, we will say the same thing. I must study hard this semester.

8. How many children's shoes complain that the winter vacation passes too quickly? That's because the school is about to start and the homework has not been finished.

9. The school taught me what the temptation is to go home.

10. I found that one thing I insisted on most was going to school for more than ten years.

1 1. Mr. Winter Holiday told me that there would be a summer vacation to love you for me.

12. Schools are like prisons. When you want to come in, you can't. When I want to come out, I can't get out. Occasionally meeting the headmaster is like meeting the warden.

13. If the sun doesn't come out, I won't go to school. If the sun comes out, I will continue to sleep.

14. Actually, we like going to school, but we don't like going to class.

15. Students, students, the more you learn, the more you live.

16. At the beginning of school, the students didn't know each other, and Zhang San was often regarded as Li Si.

17. Starting school is the pain of breathing. It lives in every corner of my body. It hurts to get a haircut, wear a school uniform and even see a teacher.

18. I can't learn, play or sleep well at present.

19. In the teacher's mouth, we are always the worst students!

20. Why should the teacher scold you if you are not serious in class, and why can't the teacher scold you if you don't come to class?

2 1. Sometimes you want to give up the teacher, and the teacher also wants to give up you.

22. Sleeping in class, infatuating with handsome guys after class, chatting with girls in the dormitory, the day passed quickly.

23. You exist. I stayed up late last night, in my night, in my dream. All my night. Goodbye, my winter vacation.

24. Toss a coin, surf the Internet on your head, sleep with your tail, and stand up for class.

25. Let's break up, Mr. Summer vacation. Don't ask me why, because the cruel and overbearing Mr. Xue Kai wants to be nice to me.

Interesting talk about starting school

1. What should I do if I meet you after school starts? What if I can't see you? I have a phobia of starting school.

2. From pajamas to school uniform pants, from brushing the screen to reciting the text, from full WiFi to the whole course, from going to bed in the early morning to getting up at six o'clock, that's right! School is about to start!

Your holiday is less than ten days, please recharge it in time.

4. Countdown to the start of school, take the time to have fun and go to school to catch up on sleep.

If we are not crazy, we will start school!

6. Every time we start school, we will say the same thing. I must study hard this semester.

7. Starting school is like going to jail. Today you are sentenced, and tomorrow you will go to prison. ...

8. It's time to start school. In Fang Zizhou's words, who agreed to start school? Do you have any proof that we spent the summer vacation? ?

9. I'm about to start school. How can I comfort you?

10. Whoever says I'm fat, I'll die with him.

1 1. Tell you a terrible news: Dear, your summer balance is insufficient 10 days. If you need a lot of recharge, you have to wait another 5 months!

12. Unconsciously, it's already August. Tell you a ghost story: school is about to start!

13. If there is military training, it will be sunny; If you have a holiday, it will rain; If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

14. On the first day of school, there will always be a bunch of people dressed as blind dates.

15. The holiday balance is insufficient, and the school has actually started!

16. The shortest distance in the world: from holiday to school, and the farthest distance in the world: from school to holiday.

17. Those who are looking forward to starting school are because there are people in different places, and those who are not looking forward to starting school are because there are people in the local area!

18. Let's use the hand index. There will be chaos when school starts.

19. A few nights before school starts, thousands of lights are on!

20. Ha ha! School is finally starting! I can't wait! Ah ha ha!

2 1. Waiting for the release of the large-scale disaster film "Opening School".

22. When school starts, the waist is not sour; The leg doesn't hurt anymore; Even the heart stopped beating!

23. On September 1 day in China, a bitter story called "Opening School" will be broadcast soon.

24. I want to be friends with the first person who talks to me at the beginning of school.

25. The summer vacation is over, and it's time to prepare for the winter vacation!