Several interesting connotative jokes

Couples funny connotation single product series

Highlights of humorous connotation of husband and wife: One day, the wife was ill, and the husband had to wash clothes for the first time in his life. He carefully divided the clothes into three piles: dark, light and white, and smiled at the same time, quite proud that he could remember his wife's words. Then he turned on the washing machine, added washing powder and threw the three piles of clothes in. More jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Highlights of Couples' Funny Connotation (1) 1. When my wife and I had a fierce argument, I wondered why a big man should be as knowledgeable as a woman. Not to mention his wife.

At that time, I apologized to my daughter-in-law, who was very happy. After apologizing, her brother also put down the knife, her brother's shovel and her sister's hand pulling my hair. The rolling pin in her hand was also thrown underground, and the old father-in-law also threw away the brick. . .

2. Watch TV with my husband at night, in which the hero dies for the heroine! So I asked my husband, dear, are you willing to die for me?

My husband was silent for a while and said, I dare not say, for fear that you will let me die. . .

My wife and I quarreled today. Are you too stupid?

? Well, is my wife stupid?

? Are you stupid?

? Well, is my wife so stupid?

? It seems that you still know yourself very well.

? Yes, it's all my wife's fault ?

? Yes! ?

4、? Honey, have you watched the news these days? I'm afraid your skills are not good. I'm afraid you'll be beaten. Let me take you to work.

? Honey, don't worry. I am good-tempered, not angry or dry, and polite, which can make up for the technical deficiencies. ?

? All right, all right then. Remember to charge when you go to work, otherwise you can't ride back.

Tomorrow weekend, my defeated wife will go shopping again and say to me:? Call me at 7 o'clock tomorrow morning, I'm going to take a shower and go to bed! ?

Me:? Seven o'clock? You are too lazy. Can you get up at 7 o'clock?

Wife:? Then you have to slap me and wake me up. ?

I quickly said:? Okay, okay, okay. ?

The next day, my wife looked at her watch after getting up. It's already 9 o'clock, ask angrily. Didn't you say that even the fan would wake me up at 7 o'clock? What's the matter with you?

I pointed to the electric fan beside the bed. You see, I opened it at 7 o'clock, and I have been fanning it for two hours. . . ?

Highlights of Couples' Funny Connotations (2) 1, couples are chatting on their wedding anniversary.

The wife looked at her husband and said, honey, it's been five years. Although I didn't have a good life with you, you gave me a sense of security and made me live a down-to-earth life. ?

The husband took his wife's hand and said, honey, do you really think I gave you a sense of security?

The wife smiled and said: Although it is a bit exaggerated, there are at least two aspects. ?

Husband quickly asked:? Which two aspects?

The wife patted her husband on the shoulder and said, no looks, no money. ?

2. On a night of sudden power failure, the room was dark.

The wife anxiously said to her husband, Bring the matches on your right! ?

The husband shouted, it's so dark that I can't see my fingers! I can tell that that's the left and that's the right.

3. My wife asked me: What gift did you buy me for my birthday this year?

I smiled and pointed to the opposite:? See that pink Mercedes over there?

? I saw it! ? She answered happily.

? I bought you a toothbrush of the same color. ?

4. Seeing a friend holding a new pendant, ask: What's in it? Make such a good box. ?

The friend said:? A lock of my husband's hair. ?

I was surprised to ask: I thought your husband was alive and well. ?

Friend:? But his hair disappeared forever. ?

Highlights of Funny Connotations of Couples (3) 1. Shopping with my husband, I saw a beautiful woman. My husband asked me how this beautiful woman was.

I refuse to accept that sentence: I don't look like a ghost without makeup.

Husband said: Yes, unlike you. You look like a ghost with or without makeup.

Do you want to live?

I complain that my husband is irresponsible. . .

My husband said without looking up, as if I slept with you and didn't marry you! !

I drank so much in the bar that I couldn't even walk steadily. I have no choice but to crawl back slowly. When I got home, my wife had fallen asleep, so I secretly took off my clothes and climbed into bed.

When I woke up the next morning, my wife asked, did you go drinking again?

I said: no, how is it possible!

The wife said that the bar called and said that your wheelchair was left there.

4. The daughter-in-law had an accident when she went back to her parents' home. At that time, she hit her head and fainted. . .

After being sent to the hospital to treat the wound and sew the needle, she woke up and saw that the first sentence she said was: 555, the perm I spent 600 yuan on is gone! ! ! ?

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