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If you kindly lend money to a friend and don't pay it back, then talk about GM.

Kindly lend money to a friend and never pay it back (I) 1. Happiness is remembering that someone owes me money when there is no money.

It is easy to spend money, but difficult to collect money.

It suddenly occurred to me in the middle of the night that everyone should go their separate ways after graduating from college. If you want them to remember what I look like, you have to make them remember it. The solution is to borrow money and not pay it back. Yes, you are not mistaken, that is, borrowing money and not paying it back. It is best to let them collect debts. I will treat them with snail powder as a landlord. In fact, snail powder is the best in dry fishing.

Time and again, it is difficult to collect money, collect accounts and do business. If you try again, you will have to use legal means.

Lending you money is support, not urging you to pay back the money is trust, and paying back the money in time is honesty. For the sake of your integrity, please don't undermine your integrity with the support and trust of others.

6. I came back after a walk, remembering that my family borrowed some money in the past and couldn't get it back. Different people, different periods. Why is this? If you can't do it yourself, others will give you the same treatment. Ha ha, that's ironic. But people who borrow money and don't pay it back will. I hope god can be gentle.

7. Lending is a bitter history of debt collection.

8. I knew her a long time ago, but we have been apart for a longer time, and it is difficult to collect accounts near the Spring Festival.

Recently, my family urged me to get married, and I want to buy a commercial house. Friends who borrowed money before but haven't paid it back should pay it back in time. The money is really tight.

10. A person who doesn't keep his word will die in the circle even if you send more than N accounts in the circle of friends at the end of the year.

1 1. Friendship and sincerity are worth tens of millions, and mutual assistance is often linked. There are a lot of cymbals making trouble at present, and I have no face to expect you.

12. Personality is built by yourself, trust is given by others, and people who help you are people who care about you! It really doesn't hurt. If it hurts, it won't recover.

13. This man is a liar. He borrowed money from his friends, but he never paid it back. He's not answering his phone. He kindly lent you money, so you broke your word. This man is too evil. You cheated for a while, but not for life.

14. It is difficult to settle accounts at the end of the year. I have money but no money to go home for the New Year, alas.

15. Do you know that I miss you every day recently, every night, at dinner, at sleep and even at work? I want to tell you, my friend, remember to pay back the money!

16. Is a friend in need really that rare? On the contrary, once we make friends with someone, he starts to get into trouble and borrow money from us.

17. Good friends get along, treat each other honestly and comfort each other. I don't want him to borrow money from me, and I don't want me to be cautious when I ask him to pay back the money. This is how good friends get along.

18. Lending money to friends will take the loss of friendship as interest.

19. It's hard to get debts at the end of the year. Friends who are honest and honest with each other are good. They not only pay back the money, but also invite them to dinner and give them red envelopes, which is very grateful. The other is procrastination. Asking for debt is like asking for help. Lack of money is the reason for not paying back. What can you say? Besides, borrowing money never means taking the initiative to pay it back. You only have the cheek to ask, and people still get bored after asking several times. Anyway, you are speechless.

20. I bought a house recently, and my friend who borrowed money paid it back in time, so I was short of money.

Kindly lend money to a friend and never pay it back (2 1). It's hard to pay the bill! Difficult! Difficult! It is not easy to do engineering. At this point, I am still working overtime to collect accounts.

22. I quarreled with my wife because I lent him money.

23. We may have been relatives in a previous life. You are my long-lost grandfather.

Tell a friend that if he doesn't pay back the money, don't lend him money next time.

25. Li Ka-shing said: What is the hardest part? Custody! Those who are willing to give you money must be your nobles; Those who are not only willing to advance money, but also unwilling to urge you to pay money must be among your nobles. There are not many such nobles now. If you meet it, you must cherish it for a lifetime. Friend! The vast business sea! Cooperation is not easy! Borrow and cherish!

26. People who don't pay back the money make me gnash my teeth. Otherwise, don't promise when to repay. Why can't you find anyone? I just feel bad about my RMB.

27. Life has been really chaotic recently. I have no money except 20 yuan cash and three credit cards. I really shouldn't be soft-hearted and lend all my money to my classmates. It is said that he likes to borrow money without paying it back. what can I do? Going to work so far, you have to face the irony and surveillance of the manager. I really want to work in different environments.

28. It is not difficult to borrow again after borrowing and returning.

29. It's not grandpa who owes money, it's God! God, when will you pay me back?

30. Dunning should be simple. There is nothing shameful about dunning, and there is no punch line. The most effective way is to call a spade a spade, never say sorry, and never beat around the bush.

3 1. The best friend is that you have no money, and I support you. When you have money, pay it back to me quickly.

32. Gentleness/giving you money/friendship of friends/only hoping to help you/now/for a long time/making money is not easy/I wonder if you still remember.

Don't need too many good friends. Three is enough. One will lend you money, one will attend your wedding and one will attend your funeral.

Don't owe money to your friend for too long, and don't ask him to pay it back many times. Otherwise, after you pay back the money, don't think that he will take the initiative to contact you. Friends should trust each other, right?

35. It's hard to pay the bill every year, so please pay me back quickly.

I want to invite you to dinner, but I have no money. I want to invite you to dance, but I'm short and pathetic. I want to go with you, but I have to close the road. I want to sleep with you, but I don't have a bed. Fortunately, I still have my mobile phone to send you a text message to say hello: when will I pay you back?

37. The work is very hard, and the days when the work is very tired are really boring. It is difficult to pay bills, and the days when bills are paid are boring. The boss talked and the workers broke their legs.

38. If you owe money, it's still true. Your cowardice today is the result of your years of sin.

40. I really don't like debt collection. Why can't everyone take the initiative? You lend me money, and then I have to ask you embarrassedly. You still think I'm stingy.

Classic talk about money, classic don't pay back.

1, money is not everything, but you can't do anything without money.

2. Love does not necessarily mean money, and money does not necessarily mean love.

3, make money for yourself, so you have to spend money on yourself painstakingly, so you have to be careful, don't be careless, save money for the future, so you have to cherish, use it rationally, manage your money rationally, and have a doorway in order not to lack money. I hope you can manage your money reasonably and make money easily.

Once you have money, you blur the line between consumption and waste.

Money is a dirty thing, but it is also a good thing, which helps us distinguish people from dogs.

6. Rich people are afraid that others will know that they have money, while poor people are afraid that others will know that they have no money.

7. The underground gold should be dug out from the vein, and the miser's gold should be made from the soul.

8. Men have money, everything and loneliness.

9. Most of the 80% poor people in the world have happy love, while 80% of the 20% rich people lack happy love.

10, wallet is like a water tank with an entrance and exit in a math problem. You work hard to make money and spend money carefully, but you are always dissatisfied. Math problems and helplessness in life, I am willing to stay away from the troubles of money and enjoy a better life!

1 1, the way to make money is to make money by physical strength, knowledge and Qian Shengqian.

12, we didn't spend your money on school uniforms, and long bangs didn't block your face. You are jealous of our youth when you are old.

13, truly rich people are lonely people! Real beings are poor!

14, it is difficult to make money and hard work; Easy to spend money, easy to be kind; With the creation of hands and sincere management, life will get better and better; I wish you don't worry about money in your life!

15, when making money? Expression:? A: Did you succeed? Did you really do it? )! ! ! (make a fortune). The most thunderous mood when spending money: … (save a little), … (save a little more), … (save a little more). I wish you a good fortune. Happiness is the way to spend money and the way to "save" money.

16, Xinyu: Same bottle of drinks, convenience store 2 yuan, five-star hotel 60 yuan. Many times, a person's value depends on his position.

17, people who believe that money can do everything often do everything for money.

I want a lot of love. If there is no love, then there is a lot of money. If there is neither, it is good to have health.

19, fortunately, I worked hard to make money and spent it all at once; Earn if you don't have it, and spend if you have it; Making money is like climbing stairs, spending money is like running water, hoping to spend moderately and save money. Wish the financial resources rolling!

20. People who have no money always think that the money of the rich is bought with love, while those who have no love always think that the love of those who have love is bought with money.

2 1, making money and spending money are sometimes like an investment. Maybe this is what the so-called "not a penny" means. Unfortunately, I always thought this theory was wrong! I wish you can always implement this "important investment theory"!

22. It's relaxing on weekends, spending money on weekends, and working hard from Monday to Friday. At this moment, making money, spending money on holidays, rushing around and parking by car, it's better to look at life quietly. I hope you can relax your thinking, relax the entanglement of money occasionally and live a simple life.

23. When there is no money, the wife and secretary; When rich, the secretary and wife.

24. Not all girls love money. Don't think I am vulgar.

25. If you don't have much money, just spend enough. If you don't have too much money, just live enough. I wish your little life full of flavor, smooth work and promotion step by step!

26. It is impossible for people to bring money into the coffin, but money may bring people into the coffin.

27. Make money with peace of mind, don't have ulterior motives; To make money, you must be clear-headed and not absent-minded; If you want to make money, you must feel at ease and don't lose heart; Spend money to buy quiet inside, it is impossible to be higher than the sky; Be soft-hearted when spending money, not cruel; Spend money well, not on a whim; I wish you: making money is convincing and spending money is satisfactory!

28. Links are like money. Only after circulation will it produce value.

29. Don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see how much money the other person earns at a glance.

At that time, I was poor all my life without going to college, but now I am poor immediately after going to college.

3 1, no matter how rich people are, they are worried about money.

32. I believe my life will not stop there. I don't want to be a mediocre person living on the streets when I grow up. I don't want to worry about money in the future I don't want to spend every day in the future.

33. If a man wants money, it has something to do with everyone.

34. Make money to live, and spend money to live. However, when making money, you are diligent and thrifty, and when spending money, you are unrestrained and unrestrained. Two states and two attitudes eventually lead to the same goal. I hope that no matter how much I earn and spend, as long as I have a good time in the end!

35. Those who serve God for money will also work hard for the devil for more money.

A sad sentence when colleagues and friends borrow money.

A sad sentence that colleagues and friends don't pay back when they borrow money (I) 1. It is difficult to pay the bill. The "grandfather" sitting in the coffee shop waiting to pay the bill fantasizes about the excitement of getting the bill. ...

It's not difficult to borrow again after borrowing and returning.

3. When born, no one is thoughtful and born later; Everyone was worried when he died. It's like borrowing money casually when you borrow money, and it hurts to pay it back.

The most embarrassing thing in the world is to ask friends and colleagues to pay back the money.

In this fickle age, the only way to make people love you is to borrow money and not pay it back.

6. Call a friend before borrowing money, an uncle after borrowing money, and a benefactor after paying back money.

7. There are so many bad guys, so many people who make rumors and slander, so many people who break up their marriages, so many people who don't pay back the money, so many people who cheat others to see a doctor, and so many people who are driven away by the landlord ... How can we break it?

8. It is difficult to get into debt at the end of the year. Friends who are honest and honest with each other are good. They not only pay back the money, but also invite them to dinner and give them red envelopes, which is very grateful. The other is procrastination. Asking for debt is like asking for help. Lack of money is the reason for not paying back. What can you say? Besides, borrowing money never means taking the initiative to pay it back. You only have the cheek to ask, and people still get bored after asking several times. Anyway, you are speechless.

9. Look at that cloud in the sky. Does it look like the money I lent you yesterday?

10. Dragon Boat Festival is coming. I will wrap a zongzi for you. Friendship is skin. The first layer is blessing, the second layer is happiness, and the third layer is everyone's wish. By the way, on the fourth floor, of course, you wrote the iou. Give it back!

1 1. borrow money from pessimists because they won't expect you to pay it back.

12. "Killing people to pay off debts" is a matter of course. Why am I unwilling?

13. I didn't say anything when you borrowed money from me, but when I asked you to pay back the money, you had a thousand words.

14. When you borrow money, you are a grandson, and when you pay back the money, you are a grandfather.

15. There is an American proverb that says, "Being vague is like borrowing money from others and not paying it back." Honesty and trustworthiness is an important code of conduct in dealing with people, and we should try our best to fulfill our promises on time under any circumstances.

16. No one wants to be with a person who has no money and is in debt. Let all this be buried in your heart, as long as it is not your own wishful thinking.

17. I changed hands to borrow money and became the owner, but the repayment was blocked. You think I want to make a profit, and whoever has the ability will not lose.

18. The best way to make others remember you is to borrow money from him.

19. Please recognize these two! The first person, who borrowed money and didn't pay it back, also said that he wouldn't pay it back if he borrowed it. The second man, the first aunt, cheated the old man of his money.

20. I have had enough. You have to think of reasons in advance to urge others to pay back the money! When people borrow money, 100 reasons are all reasonable, but why can't they think of any reason when they need it? Are you shameless or do I have too much money?

A sentence that colleagues and friends are not sad when they borrow money (Chapter II) 2 1. Be honest in life. People can't stand without faith, and things can't stand without faith. People are dishonest without making friends, and they are dishonest without quality. Honesty and trustworthiness, the duty of being a man. Do things from beginning to end, and keep your word. Don't owe money no matter how poor you are; No matter how rich you are, don't cheat at will.

22. I bought a house recently, and my friend who borrowed money paid it back in time, so I was short of money.

23. How nice you were last night, and you swore to pay back the money. I didn't know it was so brazen, and I didn't say anything by the end of the year.

24. Li Ka-shing said: What is the hardest part? Custody! Those who are willing to give you money must be your nobles; Those who are not only willing to advance money, but also unwilling to urge you to pay money must be among your nobles. There are not many such nobles now. If you meet it, you must cherish it for a lifetime. Friend! The vast business sea! Cooperation is not easy! Borrow and cherish!

25. Damn, I'm so angry. I hate that kind of beast who doesn't pay back the money, answer the phone or return the message! I can't believe that some people hang gifts for their friends and still don't return them. I have met two of the most beautiful people. Now I just want to say that you took my money and ate shit!

26. Unfortunately, there are too many people who borrow money and don't pay it back in real life! ! ! Contrast, I hate it!

27. My ears are soft, and I will suffer from it in the future.

28. Never trust a man to "pay you back in a few days". I don't know when to pay me back. When you borrow money in the future, you have to specify the repayment date, damn it

29. It is ok to lend money to friends and relatives, but there is one kind of relative who must not lend money to him, and that is uncle, because all those who owe money are uncles.

At that time, the sky was still blue, the water was green, chickens and ducks had no sense of birds, and pork was safe to eat. At that time, you had to wear clothes to take pictures, and you had to pay back your debts. Your mother-in-law married her daughter because she didn't want your house, and the father of the child knew it very well.

3 1. The moonlight in front of the window is bright, which turned out to be a debt collection shortage; Looking up, I saw a big water tank; I wish I didn't work hard when I was a child and played games all day. It's not too late to turn your back!

32. Character is built by yourself, trust is given by others, and people who help you are people who care about you! It really doesn't hurt. If it hurts, it won't recover.

33. Although I know that I have borrowed money and never paid it back, I still can't understand and accept that people who still have a place in life are so untrustworthy. It is very sad to experience these inner feelings, and it is also very slow and difficult to heal. Even brothers need to borrow and pay back, and it is only natural to borrow and pay back money. How can they feel at ease?

34. It is not difficult to borrow again after borrowing, and it is not difficult to borrow again without borrowing.

35. I remember that my colleague borrowed 200 yuan from me before and ran away. At that time, I cursed him mercilessly! I took 200 seriously in those days, and then I got angry when I borrowed money for the first time. I felt stupid and trusted someone I didn't know. Being cheated for a while is not happy! Why didn't you say no then? Now think about it, 200 is not much, but it's a lot of mental loss! It's a pity that I'm not rich, otherwise I don't have to struggle with my little money.

36. Time and again, it is difficult to collect money, collect accounts and do business. If you try again, you will have to use legal means.

37. I am so shameless that I don't pay back the money and want to threaten it in turn. I am not a person who studies both inside and outside. It's really kind of you to be bitten by a dog and feel really stupid before you lend money to others. I am blind and treat dogs as adults.

38. Some people are really disgusting, which makes people feel disgusting again and again. If they don't pay back the money, what can they do to eliminate adversity! Tell your friends around you to keep away from such people! If you know him, please tell him to change money!

The two saddest words are not lovelorn, but borrowing money and not paying it back.

40. Seeing how happy you have been shopping all day, I am a little embarrassed to remind you that it is time to pay back the money.

Why did you finally offend others by lending money to others?

This kind of thing often happens in life. Lend money to others for help, but urge yourself to offend others because you can't pay back the money in time. So people come to the conclusion that it is easier to borrow money than to pay it back. Should I help others or not? I'm really upset.

It must be that the money is due, and you ask someone else for it. Others have no money to pay it back for the time being, or they don't want to pay it back as scheduled, and they want to keep your money for reuse. Both sides are unhappy. Of course, you lent him money and paid back the money you owed him, so you should. Talking too hard and pushing too hard will offend others. He will say in his heart, I will pay back the money sooner or later, but I won't. Why are you so worried, like a death warrant? Isn't it obvious that you don't believe me? Thank them for their relationship for so many years!

Look, all the good things are frozen like this. If it is a person with a normal relationship, the money finally comes and the relationship is stiff. After the big deal, everyone will not continue to associate. The problem is that sometimes you will meet an old classmate, an old friend, or even a close relative who has been friends for many years. This happened to you, and your feelings are very hurt. What should you do?

Would you say, money? If you don't borrow it, no one will! If you can really do this, your life will no longer be troubled by such problems. However, if you do, how can your conscience be reflected? How do you maintain your reputation in public? People will say: that man, a miser, ignore him! Why don't you stay alone?

This is a typical example of being difficult. Then what should I do?

Different people must have their own ways to treat others to borrow money. Here, let's talk about my countermeasures.

If a stranger borrows money from you, you can only borrow a little, and of course you don't have to borrow it. As a stranger, you can't verify the real information of his unit, family and himself in a short time. If you borrow enough money for him to eat, spend the night, or travel home, it is charity. When he sends you the repayment, you will be overjoyed, which is an extra gain of helping others.

If he knows you well, but the relationship is average. He asked you to temporarily lend 30 yuan to 50 yuan, 100 to 200 yuan, and you have to borrow it. What if he doesn't pay back the money? Can take the opportunity to see a person clearly. If he lends you more money, you can prevaricate that he doesn't have that much money on him. You can also say that the wife is in charge of all the money in the family (or the husband is in charge), and you can't make decisions, so you should go back and discuss with her (him). At home, the two of them studied it. It can be said that the change at home was just borrowed by the uncle of the child some time ago. There isn't much now, so I can only borrow one or two thousand. I'm really sorry. This is neither harmful nor risky.

If a good friend comes to borrow it, it depends on whether he has contacted you in the last three or two years, because people will change. For three or two years, you never know what he has gone through. At this time, you should be careful. You might as well hold him steady first, and then inquire through acquaintances to see what he has done recently and whether he has borrowed money from friends and acquaintances and won't pay it back. If not, you can borrow it, but you should control the amount, just in case.

If you are a close relative, you should try your best to meet his requirements without hesitation. However, you should also pay attention. First of all, you should know the purpose of his borrowing money. If he intends to invest or do business, you should help him analyze Qian Jing and risks. Be careful. After all, he lost money, even if he paid you back a penny, you would feel bad. Secondly, it should be noted that the proportion of lent money in your family's total savings should not be too high. Everyone has to live, and no one will meet any accident and spend money. You have a surplus of 200,000, but you can't lend190,000, right?

It can be said that the fundamental reason why a few people borrow money for a long time is the lack of contractual spirit of these people, which is a symbol of the collapse of a person's credit system. The state should use economic means such as credit to impose sanctions. To build socialist spiritual civilization, this field should also be an important position to grasp, grasp and grasp.

In short, money is hard-earned and hard-won. It's safest to put money in your pocket. If you lend money to others, they can't pay it back in time. You should have full expectations. Don't push too hard. Think of it this way. He owes me money, and he will always have a conscience. One day, he will return it.

If you are not such a person, then the day you borrow money is the beginning of your doubts and fears. Why bother?