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A selection of the most classic funny sentences

1) My first name is God, my second name is Jesus, my English name is God, and my dharma number is Tathagata.

2) I just cut the spines and killed the dragon on the road, swam across the river and climbed to the top of the tower to kiss your princess.

3) I'm an animal when I take off my clothes, and I'm devil wears prada when I put on my clothes!

4) The story of Meng Mu's three moves actually shows that she has a good son. If I were you, it would be useless to move a hundred times!

5) The only difference between a marriage certificate and a production license is that it is not hung on the wall.

6) I don't know whose daughter-in-law is in my bed, and my daughter-in-law doesn't know whose bed she is in!

7) The Internet is like a prison. You stole a wallet and learned everything when you went out.

8) My id is fake. Don't believe that I am a liar.

9) My buddy and his girlfriend are busy with production every day after they get the production license.

1) I thought about having a holiday every day when I was at school, but now I have a complete holiday, and I want to go to school again!

A complete collection of the most classic funny sentences

1. Women's wrinkles are called old, while men's wrinkles are called vicissitudes.

2. After living for more than 2 years, I failed to do anything for the motherland and the people. Every time I think about this, I feel heartbroken.

3, big head, thick neck, stupid as a pig!

4. To live is to leap in the world.

5. What is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.

6. Confucius said: In a threesome, there must be my wife. Choose the beautiful one and marry it.

7. Actually, I have never left the Jianghu. I just dive under the Jianghu for a long time.

8. There is a heart of bi hidden in the appearance of Niu bi

9. What makes us thick legs feel sorry for the season when black silk is rampant?

1. You dress dangerously, but you look safe.

11. It is good to know what you are.

12. Romance can never be valued, otherwise I would have been worth millions.

13. You are very kind, especially when you are sorry for others.

14. When will there be a bright moon? Ask Yi Zhongtian!

15. Your serious appearance can't hide your man show heart!

16. Our rival in love fell into the water, so we had to pee.

17. When there is only one blood left in your wrestling and falling, call Brother Sanxin to come back to life.

18. The three things I fear most in my life are the first fear of death, the second fear of getting sick and the third fear of dying when I am sick.

19. I would rather have a prince riding a pig than a prince riding a white horse.

2. I believe it's a pity that Raytheon can't touch you when you go out in the rain.

21. The reason why you can't hold sand is the sieve you used to choose flour, which is too fine. The reason why I can put up with you is that I used a net to catch big fish and let small fish slip by.

22. I can't get broadband after buying a computer.

23. I have to read the Forbes Rich List every morning when I get up. If my name is not on it, I will go to work.

25. Youth is like toilet paper. You look at a lot of it, but it is not enough to use it.

26. There are always a few grandpa Mao every month. His face turns from red to green, from green to yellow, then to blue, then to purple, then to blue, and finally to leave me.

27. Your new love is still someone else's whore.

28. There are so many beauties in the country that countless mistresses commit coquetry.

29. Cattle B is a common person, and its organs are literati.

3. You are gold and I am coal. You will shine and I will get hot. Don't piss me off, or I'll melt you.

31. The flower-hearted radish meets the water-borne Xiao Yang flower, which will be a heavyweight confrontation in the sexual turmoil.

32. When I turned into a swan, you were still an egg.

33. The alarm clock only wakes up my body, but it can't wake up my sleeping heart.

34. Take out your complaints and bask in the sun every day, so that you won't be short of calcium.

35. How are you doing now? If you have a bad life, I will feel at ease.

36. You, you, you, you, you push me again, and I will feed you Sanlu.

37. Looking at his eating habits, you can hardly believe that human beings will be extinct one day.

38. Cow dung is cow dung. Even if you are delicious, flowers will generally not be inserted on you, because that will insult the aesthetic feeling.

39. People don't waste teenagers! No, the cat is uncomfortable!

4. I waited for a long time to hear from you, and all I got was a haha. You fucking took me for a joke. The most classic and funny sentence

The most classic and funny sentence

1. If a son doesn't obey, he can fight properly, or he won't show his majesty. This is the case with Taiwan Province.

2. When you put on the wedding dress of love, I also put on the monk's cassock ...

3. Spring can't be caged in the garden, so I lured an almond out of the wall

4. I wanted to be a problem of juvenile, but I lived by the rules for so many years.

5. It's raining, don't forget to take an umbrella. If you are wet, gonorrhea will be troublesome!

6. Hair is gone, and dandruff is more outstanding!

7. A fat man actually claims that he is not a clown.

8. Use your 2B pencil to describe your life.

9. Fall in love no matter how ugly you are, and talk about the world full of love.

1. I envy you for knowing me so young.

11. Since I turned into a piece of shit, no one dared to step on my head.

12. Take the title of big milk and enjoy the treatment of second wife!

13. other people's money and wealth are things outside my body.

14. everyone else is pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.

15. We are all farsighted, which blurs our nearest happiness.

16. I absolutely don't feel anything after drinking a catty of white wine, because I'm dead after drinking half a catty.

17. I won't accept anyone when I'm drunk, so I'll hold the wall.

18. Being pregnant is like being pregnant. It takes a long time for people to see it.

19. I struggled with fat and almost didn't sacrifice.

2. Take off my clothes and I'm an animal. Put on my clothes and I'm devil wears prada!

21. Since ancient times, no one has used paper to go to the toilet.

22. You can't blame others for standing up straight and looking down at you.

23. Money is not the problem, but no money.

24. Please don't take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital.

25. I am not a customer service staff, so you have no right to ask me to answer this and that.

26. it's not difficult to drive, but there are new people.

27. The sexiness of the soul is the real sexiness in the bones.

28. Never seen such a disgusting school-set the mid-term exam on May 8th!

29. Were you thrown up three times after you were born, but only caught twice?

3. think about the salary, forget it, and don't want to live.

31. I'm still young and need some advice. But I don't need your advice ...

32. Girl, your bed is always busy.

33. My friends around me, be famous quickly, so that my memoirs can sell well ...

34. Give me a fulcrum, and I'll put the neighbor's car into the ditch, so that he won't honk when he sees me.

35. House prices are getting higher and higher, so there are fewer and fewer good men ... Appreciation of the most classic funny sentences

Appreciation of the most classic funny sentences

1. When I was a child, I liked to play hide-and-seek. When my friends were all hiding, I sneaked home.

2. How many times have I told you, don't always use cactus as a toothpick.

3. There are only two days in a year that I dislike the most, that is, sunny days and rainy days.

4. I finally have time to stretch, and my abdominal muscles are strained.

5. This year's senior high school entrance examination is actually very simple, but I will, it won't, I won't, it will take all the exams.

6. Confucius can't solve the problem. It's simple. I will help you solve it.

7. I don't know if it's because of its petals or its thorns.

8. Beauty with makeup is nothing. Show us if you can remove makeup.

9. You said that you came to this world like this and didn't think about our feelings?

1. Xiao Mo once crossed: You can't judge a book by its cover, but a mistress can't measure it.

11. When I was a child, Mommy always liked to coax us into saying that it was picked up from the toilet.

12. I'm not toilet paper, so I can't do what every girl needs every day.

13. Girls care about the happiness of the second half of their lives, while boys only care about the comfort of the lower half.

14. The most painful thing in life is that the price of instant noodles eaten every day has gone up.

15. The friendship in this society is like a vase, which is broken when it is pounded.

16. I wanted to make an elegant turn, but I ran into the wall in a gorgeous way.

17. When happiness suddenly knocks at the door, I hesitate to turn left or right.

18. If I hadn't beaten you, I would have turned against you.

19. Remember, if anyone dares to provoke you in the future, you should show your shoulders and say, Pinru, come out.

2. Hey, women always don't want to go to work for more than 3 days every month.

21. I think it's time to go back to Mars. It seems that the earth is not suitable for me.

22. You deleted my QQ directly. Thank you for making a decision for me.

23. If I die one day, remember that I am absolutely bored to death.

24. Shenzhouxing, I think? I don't pay the phone bill, but I'll see if you can.

25. It's a pity that I didn't bring any paper with me!

26. As the saying goes, women like bad men, not bad men.

27. When I get old, I'll dye a perm and go to be a western-style old woman.

28. If a man doesn't want to put on a wedding dress for you, just give him a cassock.

29. You are the Mona Lisa, smiling at everyone every day.

3. Let's see who is shorter if we can. Let's see, I'm a loser.

31. I am the prince Tang Priest riding a white horse in your heart!

32. the process of meeting us is as follows: love at first sight, then decline, and finally exhaust.

33. I want to shut myself in the refrigerator in this weather.

34. After many years, you walk on your red carpet and I cross my zebra crossing.

35. A letter of guarantee. A letter of guarantee is a promise not to study in the future.

36. I'll give you any drill you want, but now there's only one brick.

37. My ideal is to have a cat that can only be taken out for a walk.

38. People say you are ugly, but I feel that your ugliness has nothing to do with your face. The funniest sentence

1. I am poor, please don't rob the tomb!

2. I thought that as long as I was as black as coal, no one would recognize me, but I was wrong. I was completely wrong. Now I am as black as a shine.

3. If there were not too many swindlers, I would have sold my kidney!

4. I'll be a worker when you join a foreign company, because it was a day when there were a lot of invigilators-sit in front of me! Life!

5. I received a short message from my mobile phone. There was a monkey in the zoo who was so ugly that everyone threw up. One day I went there and I threw up. One day you went there and the monkey threw up.

6. I drew a coffin with you and her lying inside. How kind I am, let you die together

7. The foreign girl who doesn't go to our school doesn't know that she is a little bird. No wonder Zhao Chuan was so sad when she sang this song

8. Work is so interesting! Especially watching others work

9. Girls are like moon cakes in the Mid-Autumn Festival, which are worthless after the fifteenth night!

1. Say goodbye to masturbation and look for love. Exercise JJ and enjoy it every day.

11. Don't think that a girl can tempt me just because she is beautiful, at least she is stupid enough!

12. Now hospitals can compete with ATM machines to eat money. The funniest sentence

13. We should keep quiet when listening to the lecture in the church. It is impolite to disturb others' sleep.

14. Today, the invigilator said: I'll hand out the test paper quickly, so you should do it quickly. When you're done, go back to your homes and find your mothers.

15. Why hasn't the old man's junk come yet?

16. Don't hide the skin but not the meat!

17. Czechoslovakia! My name is JACK, and my wife always complains about me like this. (JACKSLOWFUCK)

18. Does everyone know one or more people like news broadcast? Every day's life is nothing but lying and bragging.

19. No one has blown cows so fresh for a long time.

2. Love is a luxury. Like the fox fur coat in the window of Paris, it is so dazzling and charming, but the price tag on it will wake people up. Love is also a luxury, you can only watch it from a distance, don't fantasize about it or touch it, because it takes the right time and the right person to meet in the right place, both of which are indispensable.

21. Reduce the number of boys behind each girl to 6!

22. The wife is a big tree, and the lover is a grass. Planting a big tree is good for enjoying the cool, and raising a piece of grass is good for walking birds, which is a harmonious society and green.

23. Crazy people with mental disorders are not terrible. Terrible is a madman with normal mind.

24. When I was a child, my teacher told me that there is a diligent villain and a lazy villain in everyone. When you hesitate, they will fight. Diligent villains often beat lazy villains out of the water in primary school, tied in junior high school, and lazy villains often won in high school. But when I got to the university, I suddenly found that they stopped fighting, and the damn diligent little man was killed.

25. A temporary impulse is a crisis for future generations! About the funniest sentences

26. Everyone is drunk and I wake up alone. Lao Tzu is just not serious!

27. Men disobey