Humorous graduation message sentences in graduation season

1. Tell me if you want to leave. If you don't tell me, how will I know? Did you say I would not let you go? I can't stop you from going, I will tell you: bon voyage!

2. Your words are like ants. You are taking the pilot test!

The advantage of Mr. Gao's life is enthusiasm, but the disadvantage is enthusiasm.

The relationship with you can be described by the curve of higher order equation.

5. Wang Mazi: Haha! Brother, we graduated like this. I don't think you will forget me. Ever since I met you, you are the last one and I am the second one, brother!

6. The brave win when they meet in the narrow road.

7. I finally reached the end of the lane. What can I offer you and my relatives?

8. Don't come to me after graduation!

9. Don't sing after graduation! I'm not afraid that you will attract wolves. I'm afraid you'll sing wolf extinction. I didn't mean to scare you. The song you sing can scare the wolf to death!

10, it's really a pressure-free well, with light people and no pressure!

1 1. Teacher: I am really worried about you leaving high school after graduation, not about you. What worries me is, who will be the next unlucky teacher?

12, did you cheat the beauty with the house in the East Third Ring Road again?

13, you are the real warrior, dare to face the bleak life and dripping blood.

14, be a boss in the future, be a boss if you can't be a boss, or be a boss if you can't be a boss!

15, if you are a meteor, I will wait for you; If you are a satellite, I will install it for you; Unfortunately, you are a gorilla, so I have to go to the zoo to see you.

16, like a pilgrimage. At the moment of reaching the temple, everyone's choice can only be to return to the original road.

17, said, why go after all this grand and vulgar!

18, you said that we unlucky post-90s were on our high horse as soon as we entered the school gate, and we were totally humiliated as soon as we left the school gate. Same door, the difference is so big!

19, you are a beautiful woman that everyone loves. Flowers bloom and fall, fish sink and birds are crazy!

20. Resume, do you know what a resume is? Tell me briefly about your experience.

2 1, a ship without direction, the wind in any direction will not drift across the sea with the wind, only show the hero himself!

22. My principle is that I will tie a rope when I see a tree. Look at this horse. It is at least a big tree, so I'll tie the rope first. As for whether I will die in the end, that's their business.

23. BMW drivers are all rich, but not all of them are social elites.

24. What is Excellence? Is to stand out.

I am really worried about you leaving high school after graduation, not about you. What I am worried about is who will be the next unlucky teacher?

God has given people broad shoulders, because they should learn to shoulder them.

27. Since I want to make money, what version of RMB do I care?

28, classmates, you go first, I have work.

29. The last sentence of the monitor: Let's not say goodbye, let's say goodbye forever.

30. It seems that the sky will collapse without going to college. Now it seems that if you had gone to college, you might not have collapsed.

Funny graduation message in graduation season

1. What is an alma mater? It's where you scold him eight times a day but don't allow others to scold him.

2. A university is like a bus at the school gate. You get on the bus and go back and forth. It's another semester. Get in the car, go back and graduate.

I used a sack of money to go to college in exchange for a sack of books. After graduation, I exchanged these books for money, but I couldn't afford a sack.

The university got up from me, put on pants and told me to stay young. Let's go

I came to sleep with the college admission notice, and when I woke up, I found that the notice had become a diploma, which proved that I had slept here.

6. It takes four years to change an eternal memory.

7. Whether the leaves leave is the passion of the wind or the persistence of the tree, and whether you and I leave school is the urge of life or the persistence of youth.

8. People are going to graduate, and their handwriting is good.

9. The weather is fine today. There will be no class tomorrow, and there will be no class afterwards.

10, I came crying and everyone laughed; I smiled and left, and everyone cried. Hey, this is a university.

1 1. Looking at the empty dormitory and cabinets, I always feel that I have left something behind. It turned out that I left my thoughts on you.

12, after graduation, I found that college students are the best career.

13. What is your alma mater? When I first arrived, I was eager to leave early, and when I left, I was eager to stay for a day or two.

14, never skip class again, because there is no class.

15, several people use the same if to open the same door; Several people bid farewell to the empty dormitory with the same eyes.

16, a few years in college, gained knowledge and grew hair.

17, once complaining, once feeling, now only full of nostalgia.

18, graduated in the blink of an eye. If God gives me another chance, I will never graduate.

19, never say goodbye, see you soon.

No matter how many years have passed, no matter how far I have gone, I deeply miss that road, the road that once let me meet you.

2 1, the headwind direction is more suitable for flying. I'm not afraid of 10 thousand people blocking me, but I'm afraid of surrendering myself.

22, wine, packed in a bottle like water, drunk in the stomach haunted, slip of the tongue, walk with legs flashing, get up in the middle of the night to find water, regret in the morning. At noon, one end of the glass is still beautiful.

23. If you ignore me, I will become a steamed stuffed bun, and I am also the most famous person in Tianjin.

24. Mom said that people had better not miss two things, the last bus home and someone who loves you deeply.

25. I asked a friend who has worked in Shenzhen for 20 years: If you die, what will your epitaph say? He said: I solved the housing problem!

26. I saw an aunt burning paper that day, muttering: I bought it all when I received the fund ~ ~

27. The beauty of learning lies in confusing people; The beauty of poetry lies in inciting men and women to cheat; The beauty of a woman lies in being stupid without regrets; The beauty of a man lies in lying.

If you see a shadow in front of you, don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

29. Zhuge Liang didn't take a single soldier before coming out of the mountain! Why do I need work experience?

30. Let the laborless hand hold hands and pass on all the joy and happiness to each other! I pray to God that happiness will always fill our time and space.

Graduation season classic funny graduation message

1, a sentence given to me by a female classmate, I don't know whether it is a compliment or a disgrace: you are just a bright smiling face with no scruples! ?

To tell the truth, you are a good person, with a good figure and a good figure. No matter whether we meet in the future, I will always bless you! Dear, a word for you: die early and be reborn early!

3. The last sentence of the monitor: Let's not see each other again, let's say goodbye forever!

4, deskmate: Haha! My nightmare is finally over, and I don't have to sit with you anymore!

5. Pick up a string of dreams and play in school, and the memories are so colorful and gorgeous; And the pursuit of growth has actually been skipped. The noise of the world seems to become silent, which makes me pick up my memory again.

6. After graduation, I want to keep those warm days, but I am eager to integrate into the torrent of life as soon as possible. The life of old classmates is a string of sweet Sugar-Coated Berry; That charming sweetness and sourness will never be forgotten.

7. In the snowy season, we also fell into confusion and felt lonely and desolate, but we survived after all.

If I didn't know you, I might not be so unlucky! Wish: bliss at an early date; Address: Global Village Cosmic Town; Blood type: ask mosquitoes.

9. English class representative: Don't talk to foreigners if you have the chance to meet them. Try to stay away. Only Martians can understand your English!

10, you fiddle with the lyre, you inadvertently raise your black hair, and you will fly away like a dove. How many years later, can you still remember the days when you and I used to study hard at the same table?

1 1, we are knives that have been wiped occasionally in Jianghu. I hope that only time will flow away before I have a wife! Eat fat every day and be the groom every night. Marry a rich man! I wish all the best and come to my house to herd sheep when you are free.

12, boys like you are really rare, but it is too difficult for boys to be like you. It's up to you

13. Hongye Fenglin, how many memories have we had? The fluttering maple leaves have brought us into a wonderful realm. Funny graduation speech.

14, knowing each other is providence, knowing each other is human intention, adding up is friendship, and feeling is intentional. We can be together because our hearts are connected.

15, I'm tired of watching you for so many years, and my eyes hurt. I think there will be fewer opportunities for eye pain in the future, so I'll just stroll in front and savor the taste of eye pain.

16, do everything calmly, do everything with God in mind, and don't tell others everywhere that you are crazy!

17, you are so handsome and so cool, you can't compare with it. If you get lost, your intestines will turn green, your life will lose courage, your study will not continue, your feelings will lack sweetness, and the earth will lose gravity. In short, there is only one sentence left, and you can't live without it!

18, if you are a meteor, I will wait for you; If you are a satellite, I will install it for you; Unfortunately, you are a gorilla, so I have to go to the zoo to see you.

19, looking back, is a series of ups and downs yesterday: yesterday, we had a quarrel in class; Yesterday, we ran on the court; Yesterday, there was our struggle in the examination room; Yesterday, we sang by candlelight. Yes, yesterday, how beautiful and unforgettable!

20. Do you still remember the photo shoot that day? My instant consciousness lit up with the flash: your beautiful image was left on the negative, and it was deeply branded in my heart.

2 1, music class representative: Don't sing after graduation! I'm not afraid that you will attract wolves. I'm afraid you'll sing wolf extinction. I didn't mean to scare you. The song you sing can scare the wolf to death!

22. Monitor: Brother, take care all the way and pay attention to safety. This is my last command to you, even though you have never heard my command in my four years.

23. In the quiet sky, each star has its own trajectory. Let us find the best position in our life, and the world in our mind may become harmonious and peaceful.

Let me know if you want to leave! If you don't tell me, how do I know you want to leave? Did you say I would not let you go? I can't let you go. I will tell you: Have a nice trip!

Funny graduation message in 2020 graduation season

Message from my best friend in college:

In the past four years, we have been attending classes together, going to the library together, preparing cheating notes together, skipping classes and dancing together, playing tricks on boys together, going shopping and watching movies together, buying cheap clothes together, then putting them on, and parading through the streets of the school together. ...

Honey, is there anyone more congenial than us?

A gift from an old Jiangxi watch: spread branches and leaves for the benefit of future generations!

A buddy from Shanxi sent a gift: A talented person needs a beautiful partner!

When I was a freshman in high school, I left a message to a female student studying liberal arts: the right way in the world is vicissitudes.

There were rumors that she was a mannequin of an art teacher. I thought she was naked. . . . .

Wu, Yue

The green hills on both sides of the strait set each other off

Always close your classmates' parting feelings.

We are knives that have been wiped occasionally in Jianghu.

I hope only time is passing.

There will be a wife in the future! !

Eat fat every day and be the groom every night.

Marry a rich man!

Good luck with everything.

Come to my house to herd sheep when you are free.

A sentence given to me by a female classmate, I don't know whether it is a compliment or a disgrace: you are just a bright smiling face without scruples!

Today's parting is for a better reunion tomorrow.

Don't laugh if you love it. How many people have fought since ancient times?

Major is good, there is no way.

A boy left me a message: girls like you are really rare, but it's too difficult for girls like you. It is up to you.

Think of me when you see handsome guys in the future.

The relationship with you can be described by the curve of higher order equation.

Message from the class teacher: the relationship with you can be described by the curve of higher order equation.

When I was in the first grade, I wrote a graduation book because of the placement. Just after reading it, a classmate said this:

See you in 20 years, and you will see me wearing a suit and tie. Maybe you will like me then, but I may not have a crush on you. You sing very well, which makes me think it's Yang Mian.

Note: Yang Mian is recognized as an ugly girl in our school.

It's hard to imagine that this is written by a boy who is only 12 and 3 years old. oh

When I was in college, a fellow villager who graduated in the same year gave me a gift:

My life ideal: one acre of land, two cows, wife and children hot kang!

I hope I can be your child in a few years, michel platini!

A message from one of my classmates Meng: I wish you a good meal every day.

Divorced, you must think of me!

I love you

Remember that I am your forever friend!

In junior high school, everyone encouraged: where there is a will, there is a way. Burn one's bridges, and the end will be in Chu.

I was heroic in high school: welcome to Huairentang after 20 years.

University, hehe, a little sour:

Don't let the banquet break up, leave the song and get up.

A broken bridge and a lonely mountain bid farewell today.

Lao Yan brought new mud back,

When will you get the honor?

The mountains are beautiful and the water is clear.

Four years later,

Be patriotic when you get here.

Don't forget the spring breeze and rain!

You often say that people need respect, but why are you always so mean to me?

Everybody fly, Aijia ~ ~ ~

Junior high school: Never bully the weak, or the pain of being bullied will stimulate the desire for revenge.

A female classmate stayed.

But so far, I haven't figured it out.

From beginning to end, you went from ordinary to great.

8 words: Don't lose heart, you can still be saved.

After knowing each other for four years, you walk away gently, leaving behind a piece of shit instead of a lottery ticket. It stinks! It stinks!

Don't forget your old classmates when you get rich!

A female classmate who never noticed:

A moment that should last forever.

Even if it was felt at that time, it seemed to have disappeared.

High school graduation message, a pervert said to me:

Love you until you get married

Primary school: I hope you cherish friendship as much as I do (hehe, so silly)

The messages in junior high school are all long speeches. I was very moved when I saw them, but now I can't remember a word.

High school: The sky is still calm, the birds have flown, and my heart is still waiting for you.

The university did not expect to leave a message at all, and it was too late to find a job.

I didn't seem to be sensible when I was in primary school;

Everyone in junior high school writes a piece of paper;

I was nervous about preparing for the exam in high school, but as long as I asked someone else to write it for a few days and get it back, it would be several pages, mainly about my evaluation, which was very touching.

In the future, whenever I hear the sound of silence, I will be remembered. I think of her every time I hear it. dark

I wanted to write when I was in college ~ ~ No chance, no time, no mood.

Remember to watch the handsome guy look for me and look for me at cards ~

Maybe I shouldn't forget you.