I dream of practicing driving. Say it, sum up 30 articles.

I practiced driving in my dream. I'm here to learn driving again. I am confident that my life span is 200 years, and I will be a water hammer with a distance of 3,000 li.

Coach: Why are you tugging at the steering wheel? Do you want to take it home?

If you like this steering wheel, you can take it with you when you leave later.

The coach shouted: Step on the gas! Sure enough, the car stopped. ......

6. I became completely invincible after learning to drive for three days: after all, those sunscreens were paid by mistake.

7. Get on the bus and get ready. It's just beginning. Coach: Come on. Student: OK, thank you, coach. Coach: I told you to step on the gas!

8. The examiner rushed out of the room and shouted at me with his fist: "Fail! ! ! Knocked down seven, how did you learn! " "I admit that my driving skills are poor, but you also don't exaggerate, ok! A * * * six shots, where did you get seven shots? " Then the coach was lying there, too!

9. Why are you holding the steering wheel so hard? Should I drag it down and take it home?

10. The car was driving very fast. He said, "What are you driving so fast for? Is there any money ahead? " As he drove slowly, he said, "Are you still moving?"

1 1. After a long trip, the coach asked me to finish the test and practice the car. When I went downhill, I kept saying "Come on, come on". I muttered in frustration: "How to go down the mountain to refuel?" ? Coach, aren't you afraid of death? "The coach said," I'm not afraid. I'm ready to jump. "

12. I'm dying. I'm going to take subject two early tomorrow morning. I was going to practice driving today, but it rained heavily. Look at the weather It will also rain heavily tomorrow. ...

13. Are you trying to kick me out by stepping on the brakes like this?

14. I never thought that I learned to drive so slowly because I couldn't make an appointment for the exam. It's boring to be at home every day!

15. The fear that is dominated by driving practice every day feels that there is no enthusiasm for learning to drive.

A funny story about driving in a dream II 16. The coach often says, "It's a good thing I don't have a heart attack, otherwise ..."

17. When you buy a car, remember to tell people not to install a horn for you. Anyway, you rely on yelling.

18. Everyone must pay more attention to safety when crossing the road in the future. Ben, who can ride a bike, began to learn to drive.

19. "Sorry, coach, I stopped awry again". No way, the road is crooked!

20. Coach: See the man in front? Hit him! Me: I dare not. Coach: Don't be afraid to step on the brakes!

2 1. It's too difficult to learn to drive. I'm going to be scolded to death. I am so poor, so cowardly, so cowardly.

22. Every word in the name of the freshman newspaper and the certificate obtained by the senior graduation is typed with tears.

23. The classmate who practiced driving with me once stood up when braking!

24. When I was practicing driving, I heard a coach next to me training students:

25. I retaken the second exam twice, and the worst thing is that I died on a curve.

26. after the taxi, coach: change it, I can't teach you ~

27. People who are not nervous about having children are nervous about taking subject 2, and the logic is broken.

28. The steering wheel killed the clutch and trampled it to death.

29. I'm a little nervous because I'm going to take subject two tomorrow. I hope we can have one. But I haven't won my first victory yet.

30. I am very happy to talk to you for so long today. Let's call it a day. I feel broken. I found that there are many friends in the exam tomorrow. I hope you can help.

It's funny to find yourself carsick while practicing driving.

Funny talk about finding yourself carsick after driving practice (I) 1. Correct! Go back to the right! You can't remember how many times you hit yourself.

2. People who are not nervous about having children are nervous about taking subject 2, and the logic is broken.

I passed the exam in subject 2, and I cried after the exam.

I passed the exam five times for the third time, and I will never touch the car unless I have to.

As the saying goes, dust to dust, dirt to dirt, don't mention mom when swearing: touching porcelain dogs, square dancing, driving school coach 250.

6. I failed the first exam. Coach: I don't blame your poor driving skills, but our coach is worthless.

7. I practiced piling again and suddenly heard the coach say, "Where are you going?" My heart tightened, so I rushed in the opposite direction to play. I heard the coach say, "Where are you going to play?" ! "I'm nervous again, turn it off, depressed. Looking back, the coach is training students in another car.

8. You drove my Volkswagen out of the sound of a sports car!

9. I tied a piece of meat to the front of the car, and the dog drives better than you!

10. After successfully getting on the bus, a candidate sat in the driver's seat and lit a fire. After stepping on the accelerator to check the instrument, he said to the examiner, "Report to the examiner that the instrument is normal and request to take off." (It is estimated that candidates have the ideal of being a pilot since childhood. After listening, the examiner calmly replied: "Permission to take off, pay attention to the high voltage ahead."

1 1. "Why are you driving so fast? I want to see MM on the roadside. No wonder I can't find a wife ... Are you raising fish in your mind again? "

12. nightmare news: I don't want to learn to drive, I don't want to learn to drive.

13. Poor throttle control when driving. Coach: You're kicking me out of Ferrari's auditory effect.

14. The coach shouted, "Put your head out, put your head out! Brake! Brake quickly! One day my car will be scrapped by you! "

15. Learning to drive without words is really the most negative thing I have experienced since I was a child.

Funny story about finding yourself carsick after driving practice (Part II) 16. Before the road test, I carefully reviewed all the procedures for fear of missing anything: reporting when getting on the bus, checking rearview mirrors and instruments, observing the left and right road conditions when changing lanes, honking the horn when crossing stations and intersections, and observing that the traffic in the rear does not exceed 12 seconds ... I got on the bus with confidence and pretended. Oh, my God, I forgot to fasten my seat belt!

17. On a long trip, the coach asked me to finish the test and practice the car. When I went downhill, I kept saying "Come on, come on". I muttered in frustration: "How to go down the mountain to refuel?" ? Coach, aren't you afraid of death? "The coach said," I'm not afraid. I'm ready to jump. "

18. The road said, "You drive, I sleep." When dumping the pile, he said, "You pour it, I'll pee."

19. Dare not learn, for fear of being scolded by the coach.

20. I became completely invincible after learning to drive for three days: after all, those sunscreens were paid by mistake.

2 1. coach: Yes, you can follow this idea. If you take the exam, you will be deducted at most 100.

22. Are you trying to film me by stepping on the brakes like this?

23. I'm dying. I'm going to take subject two early tomorrow morning. I was going to practice driving today, but it rained heavily. Look at the weather It will also rain heavily tomorrow. ...

24. Grabbing grass, this horse was killed by the right steering wheel and returned to the warehouse with full marks. Ma Jie must have passed the second subject, saying that he was not as good as a horse.

25. I finally got subject two today! It's not easy for a fool like me.

For your future safety, learning to drive is actually going to be scolded. No matter how heavy your mouth is, I will never move. Maybe I can take this opportunity to exercise my little heart, so that I can make bold moves in society in the future. There are friends who have never learned to drive. When you meet such a coach, you will follow!

27. When can menstruation come? I have to take the second exam today. My mother is crazy about so many koi fish. Is this an unexpected good thing?

28. There is a piece of meat on the steering wheel, and the dog can drive better than you!

29. I heard my uncle tell a joke when he was taking the car test (years ago): At that time, everyone tried their best to please the examiner and used all bt tricks. One got on the bus, didn't light the fire first, and smirked at the examiner around him. The examiner smiled and asked him what he was smirking about. He said: I think you look like my uncle ... the examiner is unconscious.

30. Report to the coach that everything is ready and request to take off.

Practice driving, the sun is shining, humorous and funny, say 30 sentences.

1. I heard my uncle tell a joke about the car test (years ago): At that time, everyone tried their best to please the examiner and used all bt tricks. One got on the bus, didn't light the fire first, and smirked at the examiner around him. The examiner smiled and asked him what he was smirking about. He said: I think you look like my uncle ... the examiner is unconscious.

It seems that it is better to learn to drive after all. There is no one to rely on, only yourself.

3. Every word here is typed with tears in the name of the freshman newspaper and the certificate he got after graduating from senior year.

I just got my driver's license today, and the coach told me earnestly: Can you try not to drive in the future?

5. People who are not nervous about having children are nervous about taking one subject and two, so the logic is broken.

6. Is the steering wheel your object? Hold it tightly. ......

7. The coach said that after learning your driver's license, you will go to the last class to learn how to fly a plane, so there will be only heaven soon.

8. I have to come here I don't know if it's because I'm stupid or something, and I'm inexplicably afraid to drive. My parents have been urging me to practice driving recently. I'm so annoyed.

9. I'm a little nervous because I'm going to take subject two tomorrow. I hope we can have one. But I haven't won my first victory yet.

10. Master, did I pour it in? Master:

1 1. Downhill is a little nervous. The steering wheel began to draw dragons. Coach: Do you want to practice calligraphy with my car?

12. About the beginning, some people also asked to get up: "A buddy said that he did it because he was nervous: the instrument was all right." The examiner was happy when he heard it: haven't you woken up yet? Allow to get up

13. People's mood will really fall to the bottom because they want to learn to drive. I realized that.

14. Change it. I can't teach you.

15. I suggest you learn a racing driver's license in the future! You are not fit to drive such an ordinary car!

16. My classmate was very nervous during the mm road test and kept saying, "Fasten your seat belt!" ! ! ! "Then I put my seat belt in the hole of the co-pilot ~ The examiner asked her," Aren't you scared? "

17. On the first day I went to learn to drive, a beautiful car was backed into the warehouse and scraped for someone else's driving school.

18. It is not necessarily the boss who draws Chinese, but the driving school coach.

19. Are you trying to kick me out by stepping on the brakes like this?

20. Coach: The steering wheel is dead, dead. Me: How can I kill myself?

2 1. The coach often says, "It's a good thing I don't have a heart attack, otherwise ..."

22. Coach: See the man in front? Hit him! Me: I dare not. Coach: Don't be afraid to step on the brakes!

23. Others step on clutch, and I step on joys and sorrows.

24. When I learned to drive, I used an old pickup truck. A person in our group is a chef in our school. He has great strength. Once when parking on the ramp, the coach said: You pull the brake hard, you pull hard, you pull hard. . . . As a result, the chef pulled the handbrake hard.

25. I saw a car on the road in the morning, and a sign was posted on the back of the car, marking a sentence: driving school is removed, self-study.

26. I am very happy to talk to you for so long today. Let's call it a day. I feel broken. I found that many friends will have exams tomorrow. I hope you can help.

27. "Sorry, coach, I stopped awry again." No way, the road is crooked!

28. Remember to tell people not to install speakers for you when buying a car. Anyway, you rely on yelling.

29. To tell the truth, one of my students felt the dark side for the first time while taking the driver's license test.

Driving school, driving practice, circle of friends, copywriting, humorous collection, 30 articles

The circle of friends practices the copywriting humor of driving school (I) 1. I just got my driver's license today Coach: Don't drive if you can. ......

I suggest you learn a racing driver's license in the future! You are not fit to drive such an ordinary car!

I don't know if I'm driving correctly, so I always turn to look at the coach sitting in the co-pilot seat, and the coach begins to read again: "Look ahead! Look ahead! ! Look ahead! ! ! Although I am handsome, I don't have to stare at me all the time! ! ! "

Get on the bus and get ready. It's just beginning. Coach: Come on. Student: OK, thank you, coach. Coach: I told you to step on the gas!

5. I once heard the coach training students: "You can't learn like this. Understand it yourself!" I'm still meditating. Me!

6. I practiced piling again, and suddenly I heard the coach say, "Where are you going?" My heart tightened, so I rushed in the opposite direction to play. I heard the coach say, "Where are you going to play?" ! "I'm nervous again, turn it off, depressed. Looking back, the coach is training students in another car.

7. Learning to drive is too difficult. I'm going to be scolded to death. I am so poor, timid and cowardly.

8. I used to think that I didn't learn to drive, but I know I don't know if I am left or right.

9. When you are on the road, say, "You drive and I sleep." When dumping the pile, he said, "You pour it, I'll pee."

10. "When you get your license and buy a car, be sure to drive to the training ground and let me have a look, so that I can remember you. When I meet you driving on the road in the future, I can hide! "

1 1. I got up at 5: 30 to get a driver's license. It's really tangled.

12. If people are too nervous, they don't know what they are talking about. Last time, a student took a road test in our driving school. After getting on the bus, everything was ready, but the car just wouldn't start. The examiner asked, are you ready? The student said he was ready, and the examiner asked, why don't you start the car and go? The student said, report to the dog officer, there is an examiner in front of the car!

13. My coach said he wouldn't go out if he got the pass. Tell him on the way.

14. The coach said that you should learn to fly in the last class after learning your driver's license. It's great to be able to fly so soon.

15. I still don't know how the S-bend came about. ...

Practice writing humor in driving school in the circle of friends (part two) 16. On a long trip, the coach asked me to finish my test drive and kept saying "Come on, come on" when I went downhill. I muttered in frustration: "How to go down the mountain to refuel?" ? Coach, aren't you afraid of death? "The coach said," I'm not afraid. I'm ready to jump. "

17. Coach: See the man in front? Hit him! Me: I dare not. Coach: Don't be afraid to step on the brakes!

18. I have to come here! I don't know if it's because I'm stupid or something, and I'm inexplicably afraid to drive. My parents have been urging me to practice driving recently. I'm so annoyed.

19. Once my coach was so angry that he just shouted "Step on the handbrake!"

20. The green light starts slowly. The coach says, What's the matter? Can't you choose your favorite color?

2 1. My classmate was very nervous during the mm road test and kept saying, "Fasten your seat belt!" ! ! ! "Then I put my seat belt in the hole of the co-pilot ~ The examiner asked her," Aren't you scared? "

22. Coach: The steering wheel is dead, dead. Me: How can I kill myself?

23. I'm a little nervous because I'm going to take subject two tomorrow. I hope we can have one. But I haven't won my first victory yet.

24. The story of our driving school, the road test, the examiner said: turn left around the island in front, the students said: I understand turning left around the island in front, and when I turn around, the examiner said, get off, it's unqualified, but the students don't understand. Can you let me die? The examiner said in a daze: you count how many times you turned before you turned around ~ ~

25. Put it in gear! ! ! ! Brake! ! ! ! It's off again ! You can't step on the assembly! ! ! ! Turn on the turn signal! ! ! ! What's with the headlights ! ! ! You! ! ! !

26. I failed the subject 2 exam twice. I want to give up because I am studying driving in other places. Please give me an advantage of not being able to drive.

27. I will take subject two tomorrow. I'm nervous. Go to bed early tonight and come tomorrow.

28. The coach said he couldn't learn how I drive when I was drunk.

29. People who are not nervous about having children are nervous about taking subject 2, and the logic is broken.

30. I am learning to drive again. I am confident that my life span is 200 years, and I will be a water hammer with a distance of 3,000 li.