2020 non-mainstream talk

1. When I was a child, happiness was a simple thing. When you grow up, simplicity is a happy thing.

2. I just fall in love with you, what can you do to me.

3. In fact, I am not Sister Diao Chan, I am just a man disguised as a woman.

4. Although I seem to be cold and have no communication with you on the surface, in fact I have said a lot of bad things about you behind your back.

5. Love has only two outcomes, either everyone goes back to their own homes, or your mother becomes my mother.

6. I am willing to spend all my time loving only you.

7. Wait until my WiFi is connected and see how the traffic goes!

8. Three camel poops poured down the stream, but it’s a pity that I didn’t bring any paper with me!

9. Fortunately, I am a fat man, so you can pinch my belly when I am bored.

10. No matter how far away you are, there will be an end point. Are you always by your side despite the vicissitudes of life?

11. Fellow students in the next class, tell me which senior you like, and I will tell her boyfriend.

12. If you don’t know how to play with life, life will play with you.

13. You treat the person you love the most as a queen, thereby delusionally thinking that you are an emperor. Little does she know that in her eyes, you are just a father-in-law.

14. I have been strong for too long and feel tired. I want to hug the one I love and fall into a deep sleep.

15. I can never go back or write the sentence I love you well.

16. Thirteen secretly tells you a secret. The head teacher has become an aunt again.

17. Do you know how disgusting you are? Your mother threw up when she felt your presence for the first time.

18. I walk around aimlessly, but I can never get out of your world.

19. Touch your heart through your arrogant temperament.

20. Don’t blame others for being too short-sighted, it’s you who is short-sighted. Don't say that others show off, it's you who is jealous.

21. Life is like an aunt, should I teach you some bloody lessons?

22. Behind us is the sad sunshine everywhere, with shadows dancing on it.

23. If you don’t experience the collapse of Monday morning, you won’t know the value of Friday afternoon.

24. Every girl is an angel who never sheds tears. You just let me break my wings.

25. Finally I understand why April Fool’s Day comes first, and then Tomb-Sweeping Day.

26. If you don’t read the book in the exam, you are like a pig. Don’t panic if you cheat. If you catch it, just pretend.

27. Narcissists appear every year, especially this year.

28. I suddenly discovered that all my plans for the future have the same beginning: when I have money.

29. Attractive women are not afraid of men being flirty. A strong man is not afraid of women’s reality.

30. Don’t think I am too heavy. Compared with your love, it is as light as a feather.

31. Girl, it’s better to open your mouth and say dirty words when I’m angry, rather than crying and crying.

32. In the boundless starry sky, I just pick up the flowers and walk forward proudly with a wicked smile.

33. Because I have walked through too many thorny roads alone, I cherish every step I take with you now.

34. Sorry, I am realistic. I care more about the present than memories.

35. I am not an orange, I shake it when I want to drink it, and I am not an iced black tea, I don’t have another bottle. He who loses me is lost forever.

36. My strength is that I am handsome, but my weakness is that my handsomeness is not very obvious.

37. I am not alone. It doesn’t matter if I don’t have love. I still have family ties, friendships, and you. That’s fine.

38. Enter your space quietly. If you forget to delete the visitor record once, you will lose access rights next time.

39. No matter how beautiful the past was, at the moment of breaking up, it will become a funerary gift of love.

40. If you gave me a choice between a dog and you, I would choose the dog because the dog is more loyal than you.

41. Whoever dares to bully me in the future, I will write your name on the insole of my shoe and I will trample you to death every day. Damn it.

42. Only now do I understand that the word "forget it" contains a lot of disappointment.

43. You lost your way home in the haze in the north, and I forgot to wear long johns in the rain in the south.

44. Take the bus in the afternoon, take out the bus card and put it into the coin slot.

45. I feel very sleepy during class. I plan to go to bed as soon as class is over, but I feel energetic as soon as get out of class is over.

46. They say pig brains are the stupidest, but I say pig brains are smarter than yours!

47. To verify whether a person likes you, just stare at her for fifteen seconds to see if she will kiss you.

48. Never hang yourself from a tree. You can try it several times on the surrounding trees.

49. People are cheap for a lifetime, and pigs are cheap for a knife. You waste air when you are alive, waste land when you are dead, and waste RMB at home.

50. It takes thousands of years to change from a monkey to a human, but it only takes a bottle of wine to change from a human to a monkey.

51. Don’t bow your head, the crown will fall off and the dog will laugh!

52. If you are ruthless to the person you like, then why do you need to tell him that you love him.

53. I am afraid that I will fall in love too early and not be able to live with you forever.

54. If you are a candy that no one loves, you must have a unique label.

55. The existence of tears is to prove that sadness is not an illusion.

56. The protagonist cannot die, so you are just worrying.

57. All failures are insignificant compared with the failure of losing yourself.

58. Many people break into your life just to teach you a lesson and then turn around and leave.

59. I saw his heart and his lingering back.

60. After all, I am so handsome. Can you please have better grades so that you can match me?

61. The world laughs at me for being too crazy, but I laugh at me and the world can’t see through it.

62. Isn’t it said that good medicine tastes bitter but is good for the disease? Why haven't I seen it work before?

63. Being single is not a choice, but giving yourself a chance to enter the future alone.

64. In terms of relationships, I am a very simple man. I just want to have a relationship where I can have sex as soon as I say it.

65. There is an angel living in my heart. What a coincidence, your name and appearance are the same.

66. Usually I always step on the other shoe when I get home. Today, when I got home, I stepped on the other shoe and it was gone.

67. My future son, please tell me the direction of your father.

68. Don’t say who you love most, life is still very long and no one can predict tomorrow.

69. There are some things that do not need to be argued. Obey on the surface but resist behind the scenes.

70. Don’t think too much. Your imagination will create a problem that does not exist at the beginning.

71. The world is small and the city is big. People who lack fate may never see each other again in their lifetime.

72. You can laugh at me chasing stars, but you can’t laugh at the stars I chase.

73. Who would say: My love for you will last until the finale of the Xinwen Network.

74. I originally thought the tiger photo was real, but then when I heard the government said it was real, I immediately knew it was fake!

75. The only thing I can put down is the chopsticks! I won’t be a night cat anymore.

76. No one has ever confessed to me, which means one problem: I have always been secretly in love with me.

77. I can only laugh at the endless sadness.

78. My father said that handsome men lie, and my mother said that men who are not handsome will also lie. Your father is a good example.

79. I am not a genius because I have never worn Quesnel diapers.

80. Because of you, I have been serious, I have changed, I have worked hard, and I have been sad.

81. No matter how many years or how many lives have passed, I can still recognize you in the crowd.

82. I never dare to give you any promises because I know we are too young.

83. Perfunctory means that the lies have begun, and indifference means that the relationship is about to end.

84. My man has already labeled me, so I want him to pay the bill.

85. If Newton had been sitting under the durian tree, he would not have so much homework now.

86. Today’s women: Looking back, everything is going well. Looking forward, there is no harvest.

87. Qianlong and Washington actually died in the same year. I always felt that they were not in the same era.

88. We are just looking up at the same sky, but we don’t know how far apart we are.

89. You are the thread in my hand. Even if the kite flies away, you are still in my hand.

90. Men hate women being suspicious, often because they guess too accurately.

91. You look like you are easily deceived.

92. If it weren’t for caring, how could there be so many emotions.

93. Just because I looked at you one more time in the classroom, you let me go to the podium to do the questions.

94. I will help those who lift me up never fall down.

95. If you scold me, it must be because you don’t understand me, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

96. God gave you a pair of cheating eyes, but you use them to roll your eyes and waste resources.

97. Because of your appearance, the meaning of that day is immortal in my life.

98. Different people, different tone.

99. God created you, so there is a fool like you in the world.

100. I don’t ask for anything, I just hope that every woman you have in the future will be worse than the other.

101. I am used to shedding a tear before going to bed. Madman 2020 is not mainstream

1. People often say that youth should not be left blank, so I blackened it!

2. Maybe I haven’t seen a doctor for a long time, but it turned out that I was sick and came to see me!

3. When someone sneezes occasionally, colleagues will say: Your wife misses you again!

It took me a long time to sneeze, but my colleagues said: Your wife is finally born!

4. In fact, I am still young, so how can I have a wife? At most it’s just Xiaomi!

5. There are two possibilities for falling in love with a girl: one is that she loves you too, the other is that she does not love you. If she loves you, you don't have to worry. If she doesn't love you, there are two possibilities: one is to find someone else to love, and the other is to still love her. If you can find someone else to love, you don't have to worry. If you still love her, there are two possibilities: one is to give her silent blessings, and the other is to die for love. If you can silently bless, you don't have to worry. If you die for love, there are two possibilities: one is not dying, the other is death.

If you can't die, you don't have to worry about it, and the ones who are dead... are all dead, so what else do you have to worry about? Since I don’t have to worry about anything, I can love with peace of mind!

6. Love experience tells me that if you are impatient, you cannot eat hot tofu, but if you are impatient, the tofu will definitely be eaten by others!

7. I once saw a classic couplet on the Internet: I live in nature, but I am a guest in heaven.

Suddenly, I also responded to the previous sentence: I love telling stories, accidents say they love me!

He was hit by a car!

After discovering this, I quickly went back and changed the second line: sweet as love, love as sweet as honey!

Results

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Still hit by a car!

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But fell in love with the female car owner!

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After this story came out, more and more people went to the website to make wishes on the couplet!

And when lesbians drive, the chance of hitting a man also increases!

8. It takes so long to get a girlfriend, so of course you must cherish it. Female colleagues all said to me: "I really envy your girlfriend, you are so good to her!" I had to be modest: "Where! Where! In fact, I also envy her, for having such a good boyfriend!"

9. But I still wonder from time to time whether there is something wrong with the time and space tunnel. So many major Jurassic animals have appeared in the 21st century!

10. Alas! It would be fine if we met a "dinosaur", but why did we meet a "tyrannosaurus"!

11. My girlfriend always pursues some fashionable beauty treatments such as facelifts and hair extensions. I told her: These beauty methods are just temporary trends. What we should pursue is an eternal beauty method... …shit! (Eh! My toes feel like I kicked a stone, but I was standing when I spoke!)

12. On my girlfriend’s birthday, I decided to give this most memorable gift Give her—the 101st first kiss!

13. She asked me: Who did you give your first kiss to?

14. I was a little embarrassed and said: Although I have kissed other girls, please don’t worry, I still keep my first kiss! Don’t use it until your wedding night! Give everything to others second and third

15. Don’t look at me, I’m usually very thick-skinned!

16. After saying this, my face still felt hot unconsciously!

17. Because she hits people with great force!

18. I gradually discovered

The scariest book——marriage certificate

The most ridiculous book——vasectomy certificate

The cutest book——is still my bankbook

19. Finally believe

No one is perfect, but he will be finished!

Non-mainstream in 2020

1 The biggest shortcoming of a person is not selfishness, sentimentality, brutality, and willfulness, but paranoid love for someone who does not love himself.

2 We all need to face the sun and live proudly.

3. Have I ever told you that love is my unchanging belief? Have I ever told you that love means always keeping someone in your heart.

4 Remember what should be remembered, forget what should be forgotten, change what can be changed, and accept what cannot be changed.

5 My dear, I just turned around, not because I blamed you.

6 There is a wall in your heart, push it away and you can see heaven.

7 I thought I was very strong and romantic, maybe every girl who fell in love early would think so. In fact, only after going through it will I realize that I can’t bear such a load because I haven’t reached that age yet.

8 Now that the outcome and process are in place, if you continue to struggle, even you will feel greedy.

9 Good intentions do not necessarily lead to good things.

10 In fact, it is really easy for a person to change, but some things and feelings cannot be changed no matter what.

11 The road we have traveled and the people we have loved will flow away in the long river of time. Only the fragrance of time leaves colorful traces. Life is in a hurry, and forgetfulness is intertwined in the memory. Right, wrong, love, hate...the silent ending. Looking back, we find that the years have filtered the sadness, and it has been evaporated by life. I grew up slowly from the pain...

12 Accept the pain of loss and face the days of loneliness.

13 As long as you are here, I can't leave, my I deserve to be fragile.

14 I let myself go crazy, but I sadly know in my heart that everything is in vain.

15 Persistent love, deep affection Long.

16 If we cannot be together forever, at least give us the courage to miss you and the right to hug, so that I can understand the traces of my heartbeat.

17 You are better than anyone else All powerful. Men are nothing. It's dark ahead, it's up to you.

18 Knowing that everything changes direction halfway, after countless departures and reunions, the young and frivolous turn into a butterfly and fly away, finally staying in despair in the sea that can never cross.

19 You must be happy. Even if happiness is a performance, I will try my best to play every scene well. Time is the best setting, and I will be the most dazzling starring role in his life, irreplaceable by anyone.

20 Falling in love is such a sudden thing. From the beginning to the gradual progress, every detail is incredible.

21 People are like floating up and down in the deep sea. Wave after wave of sea water rushes over with pressure, trying to submerge themselves deeply and submerge them again.

22 Friendship is actually the same as love. In many cases, distance can make each other understand.

23 And life is like this, taking us to other places together. Never come back. It will never be the same again.

24 The war between women is only because of men.

25 If there is only sympathy left in love, what is the point of returning to you. 2020 Non-mainstream Quotes

1. People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and the beautiful scenery along the way brought by their mistakes.

2. If eating more fish can replenish the brain and make people smarter, then I have to eat at least a pair of whales.

3. I loved your specialness deeply, so I never regret that you have left so far away

4. Don’t think that you can leave easily and come back easily. Sister is not that big-hearted. Width.

5. Listen to your words and hang yourself on the southeast branch.

6. There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast; not only the ratings are low, but the salary is not high.

7. Born, easy. Life is easy. Life is not easy

8. Before comrades work hard, the revolution must still succeed.

9. I don’t know how to play chess, calligraphy and painting, but I feel tired from doing laundry and cooking.

10. If someone doesn’t offend me, I won’t offend anyone; if someone offends me, I’ll be polite; if someone offends me again, I’ll give him a shot; if someone offends me again, I’ll root it out

11. Life is like shit, sometimes you have worked very hard but all that comes out is just a fart

12. If you can't put on a wedding dress for the woman you love, please stop undressing her Buttoning hands.

13. I will still believe in love, but I will no longer believe that love can last forever.

14. If I live in your world for one more day, even my own shadow will be invisible

15. Love is like a ghost, many people believe it but few people see it

16. After he turned around, his tears kept flowing. Although his heart hurt, he could only say that after separation, he would go far away

17. Talking about love You may not really love me; if I say I don’t love you, I must have really loved you.

18. Living in this precious world, the sun is strong and the water is gentle. "

19. One day, I will sing to you in the morning light of other worlds: "I have seen you before, in the light of the earth and in the love of man.

20. If you have a shoe-stud face, don’t blame others for stepping on you.

21. If you don’t eat enough, how can you have the energy to lose weight?

22. Others have a background, but I only have a back.

23. I am not a fortune teller in the square, and I can’t talk as much as you like to hear.

24. Don’t wait until everyone says you are ugly to find out that you are really ugly.

25. Give me some sunshine and I will rot.