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I urgently need a funny version of the stage play script about Zhu Bajie and others.

Running (sound of running water)

Tang Priest: What's that noise ahead?

Wukong: It's the sound of running water, a huge sound of running water!

Audience: Wow! Do you think you have seen the beginning of this?

Director: Yes, which episode of Liusha River is it? Comrades who can't remember clearly can go to the front of www.zhouxingchi.com's elite area to have a look.

Audience: this is not deceiving the audience! Refund! Refund!

Director: Shit! This is not a movie. Why don't you back off? Insufficient funds, just one shot!

Wukong: Are you finished? We're performing!

Director: Oh, your king, go!

Bajie: Master, there must be a big river ahead, and God will get in our way, so we have to break up!

Tang Priest: Dissolved? Okay? But according to the map, the daughter country is across the river. ...

Friar Sand: Oh, page!

Wukong: Huh? Brother Sha, how could you? ...

Friar Sand: No, it should be from my second brother. It was accidentally typed. It was serialized just now.

Bajie: Oh, Peggy!

Wukong: Crazy!

Tang Priest: How do you think this river will cross?

Friar Sand: Look, here comes a boat!

Wukong: Yes! There is also a boatman on it, like a woman? Shit! It's too far to see clearly!

Bajie: I can't see clearly. Her right eyebrow seems a little high.

Crow: Quack! Gung! Gung!

In a blink of an eye, the ferry has come. )

Boatman: How many experts are going to cross the river?

Tang Priest: Amitabha, tnd patroness is really talking nonsense.

Boatman: You curse? ……

Wukong: Master, I know you have been depressed for a long time, but you have to restrain yourself. Now we are begging others!

Boatman: ... I have never seen a monk like you. Personality, I like it!

Friar Sand: Is that all right?

Boatman: Master, come up quickly ... Haven't you asked your method number?

Tang Priest: I am a native of the Tang Dynasty and a Buddhist monk in the West. I am a monk passing by your treasure land, Tang ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~!

Boatman: Oh, by the way, CEO of www. Western heaven com! It's an honor to meet you. The quorum for these people is ...

Tang Priest: I never like stealing cameras. Let them introduce themselves, the Monkey King. Tell people your the Monkey King name!

Wukong: I ...

Tang Priest: I can't speak when I see a beautiful aunt. I'm worthless! You'd better come first!

Bajie: But ...

Tang Priest: What else? Sha Wujing, don't you know what to say?

Friar Sand: Didn't you already say that?

Tang Priest: What do you mean? Do you think I stole your script? You should know that I am very low-key, you should see it, right? Right? The boatman's sister?

Boatman: Hmm. ...

Tang Priest: Well, how old are you? Yesterday when you and I were shooting porn, it was endless. Today is Journey to the West?

Frog: Quack! Gung! Gung!

Tang Priest: Wukong, I am so thirsty. Can you find me some water to drink?

Wukong: Shit! After talking so much nonsense, of course I'm thirsty! If you say one more word, I'll kill you!

Director: Please pay attention to the children. When Wukong said "fuck" just now, he read it once, not four times. thank you

Friar Sand: Brother, I'll give you a bowl!

Wukong: Brother Sha, there is water everywhere. Why don't you draw water from your own bowl? Why did you call me?

Friar Sand: Did Master tell you that he was thirsty?

Wukong: I didn't expect you to be really obedient.

Friar Sand: Obedience is the most feared thing in all things. We monks emphasize the word "obedience" the most.

Boatman: Don't you hurry? Master is dying of thirst!

Wukong: Huh? Master!

Tang Priest: It's okay. I was lying on the side of the ship, with my ass up, my neck stretched out, my mouth pursed and my tongue stuck out, and I plunged into the river and drank it myself.

Friar Sand: Wow! You can make such a dirty gesture?

Tang Priest: Wow, are you old? Like a third-rate star in Hong Kong and Taiwan? I learned it from your second brother!

Boatman: Huh? Why is the river shallow?

Wukong: Idiot! Stop drinking! The water level has dropped! If you drink any more, you will have to cross the river.

Bajie: Don't let me drink enough water? There is no justice! I should have known not to become a monk!

Friar Sand: Look! The gate is just ahead!

Bajie: Oh, Peggy! Finally, I can see a lot of mm!

Tang Priest: Why do you shout? Our image is completely ruined by you ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ It's broken! Boatman! Would you please drive faster? We are in a hurry!

Panda: Quack! Gung! Gung!

(Four men and four women go to town)

Pedestrian A: Look! Race!

Pedestrian B: Yes! I like the one with the monkey face!

Pedestrian C: At first glance, it is dishonest. I prefer the quiet one. I have to know that it hurts!

Pedestrian A: Look at your coquettish appearance! Look at that fat man and you will know that he has the strongest ability!

Pedestrian Ding: That bearded man has an honest face, isn't he?

Pedestrian e: Shit! Is it my turn to do e? Anyway, it's still the whitest one!

Pedestrian C: Is that what I said?

Pedestrian e: no, it's the one he rode!

Pedestrian: pervert!

Cat: Quack! Gung! Gung!

(in the palace)

Queen: Ah! ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ is ~ ~ ~ male ~ ~ ~ person ~ ~ ~!

Buddhist: Come on, you are also the king of a country. Isn't it ridiculous to yell at men?

Queen: What do you care?

Buddhist: I mean, if you like it, don't drool for so long.

Queen: Shit, I didn't tell you, and I humiliated people in the Tang Dynasty in front of Ge Ge ... holy shit!

Buddhists: When people tell you, you should wipe your mouth. What else is there?

Queen: Let's talk together. Don't squeeze it out bit by bit like shit!

Buddhist: I think you should change your posture. It is always unsightly to squat on the ground to greet guests.

Queen: Why not let me stand up earlier?

State affairs: people are coming!

Tang Priest: Your Majesty, why are you squatting on the ground?

Queen: I ... my bladder is sweating!

Wukong: Shit! Shh, shh, shh, what bladder sweating!

Tang Priest: Don't be unreasonable! You monkey, this is the first time you have met a patroness. What's the matter with you?

Bajie: So that's what the master said?

Friar Sand: Master, get up quickly. Don't climb on the ground and watch.

Buddhists: So these two people are really well matched!

Wukong: What are you? We are monks passing by and don't deal with the government!

Buddhist: It's not for you to decide!

Queen: Buddhists are right! Somebody please. Let the monks go down and rest!

Zebra: Quack! Gung! Gung!

(Lounge)

Wukong: Master, did I look at you lewdly in the hall today?

Tang Priest: slutty?

Friar Sand: It's over! The master's anger has reached its limit.

Tang Priest: You call me a slut?

Bajie: Big Brother! Watch out for the killer!

Tang Priest: slutty! This word is so appropriate! Why? Why? Why?

Wukong: Because the price of telecom is going to rise!

Bajie: Because students are on summer vacation!

Friar Sand: Because Xia Qing is getting married!

Tang Priest: All wrong! Because today is my period! Hahaha! ~~~~~~~

Third Disciple: So Master is crazy!

Voiceover: Ladies and gentlemen, this is called falling in love!

Director: Gung! Gung! Gung!

(at night)

Tang Priest: Ouch!

Bajie: Ouch!

Wukong: What are you two?

Friar Sand: Yes, it's easy to arouse my desire to suffer for no reason!

Tang Priest: No! It hurts! Ah! It hurts!

Bajie: It's like cutting with a knife! Ah! Like a knife!

Tang Priest: Just like acupuncture! Ah! Such as acupuncture!

Wukong: I wish I had a stomachache. What are you doing?

Bajie: Right! I'm leaving!

..... An hour has passed. ...

Bajie: Brother Monkey! Oh, no!

Wukong: What's wrong now?

Bajie: Look!

Wukong: Huh? Piggy? Where did it come from?

Bajie: Yes ... it was born by accident when I ... skimmed the fat from the bread. ...

Wukong: Huh? Who did this?

Bajie: I only slept with Bai. ...

Friar Sand: Really? So it's a dragon pig?

Tang Priest: What Dragon Ball, what IQ doctor! Would you please care about me?

Bajie: It hurts again, so leave it alone!

Wukong: Really? Again?

Friar Sand: Pigs are prolific animals.

Tang Priest: Academic? Then you should study why we ...

Wukong: I'm going to find the king now!

Folding stool: Quack! Gung! Gung!

Queen: I'm coming!

Tang Priest: So soon?

Queen: It's too long. Some people don't like it, just hurry up. Tell me, what happened to you?

Tang Priest: Back aches and leg cramps. I thought it was rheumatism. Now I know it's a pregnancy reaction and I'm going to have a baby.

Queen: Have a baby? Shit! You won't drink water outside the city, will you?

Tang Priest: Did you drink it? We thought it was free!

Queen: We have no men here. If we want to carry on the family line, we must find our own way.

Tang Priest: Shit! I have a great pain here. Can you say something substantive?

Queen: Exactly? A sip of water in Zimu River will get you pregnant!

Wukong: Really? It's so dangerous, won't you put up a sign?

Queen: What are the dangers of a woman getting pregnant? Who knew you men also wanted to drink?

Friar Sand: What should I do?

Queen: Isn't it enough to be born?

Wukong: We are asking you how to have an abortion!

Queen: Abortion? I can't! It's too difficult. We have folk prescription here, but there is no medicine primer.

Wukong: Tell me, and I'll think of something!

Queen: I just want to drink boy urine!

Tang Priest: Ha ~ ~ ~ ha ~ ~ ha ~ ~ ha ~ ~ ha ~ ~ ha ~ ~ don't you know that we are all monks? It's hard to say, right? Help me pee!

Wukong: It's not that I won't help you. When I was in Guo Huashan, I was the master of one mountain anyway, and I spent time with many little female monkeys. ...

Tang Priest: Really? Bajie, you are here!

Bajie: Me? Don't you remember why I was demoted to earth?

Tang Priest: Shit! Friar Sand, what about you?

Friar Sand: I am also a general in the Heavenly Palace. In fact, my life is very corrupt. ...

Tang Priest: Really? So I'm not going to have children?

Wukong: Master, what about yourself?

Tang Priest: Eh! If I had known today, I would have spared the rhubarb in Chang'an Temple. ...

(Everyone spits)

Tang Priest: I didn't expect my reputation to be ruined in an instant ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~!

Bailong: Master, if you don't mind ... I'm still a virgin!

Tang Priest: Drink horse urine? God? Is this your punishment for me?

Rhubarb: Quack! Gung! Gung!