The more poisonous the centaur's words are, the better. They can sum up 63 sentences that others scold and collapse.

1, even believe the advertisement, you are stupid to read it!

I don't even believe in punctuation.

In summer, the season of hiding meat is coming again.

4. Stop fighting, lose the hospital and win the prison.

It is not naivety that beats me, but naivety.

6. Look at people with time and heart, not eyes.

7. I wish you eternal true love and a mountain of marriage certificates.

8, thinking about life, constipation, no paper, Wi-Fi.

9, women are trouble, men like to ask for trouble.

10, the wine meets the bosom friend, the belly is small, the words are not speculative.

1 1, don't give me the glad eye, you are not strong enough.

12, I heard that you are rich, and you recognize Erlang as your master.

13, sprinkle a handful of rice on the keyboard and the chicken will walk more coquettish than you.

14, I never * *. Because I have better hands-on ability.

15, how difficult is it to get up? I am a nail house!

16, the time is not getting up, but how long you can sleep.

17, since I learned to talk back, my wife also learned to sharpen the knife.

18, you are a cucumber, you were not photographed. Your daughter-in-law is a screw, so she needs to be screwed

19, what do you want to eat in this weather? Take it out to dry.

20. Being beautiful is annoying. If I were a boy, I would marry myself.

2 1, the place where a person cares more is the place where he feels most inferior.

22. Can you take the initiative to find me? I have to force my circle of friends to get your attention.

23. The most poisonous sentence I have ever heard: My eyes are bigger than your breasts!

24, the so-called threshold, the ability is the door, the ability is not enough.

25. I lost my temper. I was afraid. I was afraid that others would hit me.

26, the crowd looked for her thousands of Baidu, suddenly looking back, that person is in the marriage registry.

27. I don't know much about music, so sometimes it's unreliable and sometimes it's out of tune.

28. I went to the city to take part in the pigeon racing yesterday, but I went alone.

29. If I haven't practiced martial arts since I was a child, I'll hit you for fear of losing face.

Don't judge me, what you see is just what I choose to show you.

3 1, the furthest distance in the world is not life and death, but Monday to Friday.

32. I have been running in the field of hope, although I occasionally stumble over disappointment.

33. I am also an infatuated seed, and I drowned in heavy rain.

34. My ideal is to pick a load of shit and go to the street to see who is not pleasing to the eye.

35. I will fall in love soon. I don't know who I'm with. I am happy for him first.

36. The most attractive thing is Master Kong, and thousands of people soak in it every day.

37. Nowadays, college students are so incompetent! Come and copy the porn and cut it out!

38. Learning to bully during the exam is like Wifi, and people in Fiona Fang 10 meters are asking for passwords.

The mirror is my best friend, because it never smiles when I cry.

40. I am in a good mood today. I'm going to treat myself and put more salt in my cooking at night.

4 1, Xiao Sunflower's mother started class, and the child's cough is always bad, mostly useless.

Teacher, if you ignore the bell again. Then we have to ignore the bell.

43. Remember to tell people not to install speakers for you when buying a car. Anyway, you rely on yelling.

44. What is happiness? Happiness is that you eat fish, I eat meat and watch others chew bones.

45. When you meet unreasonable people, try not to talk if you can respond with white eyes.

46. Don't ask me how poor I am now. I have an echo when I talk to my wallet now.

47. Life is like an angry bird. Every time I fail, there are always a few pigs laughing.

If one day I become a hooligan, please remember to remind me that I was innocent.

49. Life is like fighting landlords. Some people, who were a group just now, became enemies in a blink of an eye.

50. reflect on yourself. If you look like a selfie, how can you not have a boyfriend?

5 1, the flowers are not dead. It was the wind that picked up the flowers and left them behind, and they were killed.

52. You don't know me in junior high school, so you don't know. Actually, I've restrained myself a lot now.

53. Don't think what your beauty is. I love every man like you.

In my mother's eyes, the origin of all diseases is because I don't drink water, eat vegetables and go to bed early.

55. I wanted to turn around and smile at the male god, but I didn't expect it to be too cold and my nose was running with laughter.

56. The hunter aimed at the fox and fired a shot, resulting in his own death. The fox said, hey, I'm a reflective fox.

57. Modesty makes people progress, and pride makes people happy, happy, happy, bloated and excited to sleep.

I can't sleep every night. If you fall asleep one night, you will definitely be abnormal or die.

59. Three things happen every day: I can't sleep at night, I can't get up in the morning, and I regret sleeping too late yesterday.

60. When I see other people's property is over 100 million, and they are in their twenties with billions or billions, I will be 5 million, still a pixel.

6 1, when you stop to have a rest, don't forget that others are still running, so please stretch out your legs as far as possible to trip him!

62. Other people's faces are destined to be seven points, three points by dressing up, one point by your face, and nine points by the filter.

63. The subway said it was forbidden to carry inflammable and explosive articles, so I got off silently. Because I'm ... cute.