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The content of the log is that a man and a woman want a divorce, while a woman takes a man to a restaurant and asks for a bowl of noodles, and she only wants 5 yuan ... to ask for the full text.

On this day, two guests came to Baiyun Restaurant, a man and a woman, aged about 4, dressed well. The man was carrying a travelling bag, and it seemed that he was a couple traveling. The waiter brought the menu cheerfully. The man took the menu and handed it to the woman directly, saying, "Please order, what would you like to eat?" The woman looked up and said to the waiter, "Give it to us." The waiter zheng, which have to eat wonton in baiyun restaurant? Besides, there was nothing in the restaurant. She thought she didn't hear clearly and looked at the female customer anxiously. The woman repeated her words again, and the man next to her said, "What kind of wonton do you eat?" The woman shook her head and said, "I just want to eat wonton!" The man was stupefied. Seeing the waiter's surprised eyes, he said shyly, "All right. Please give us two bowls of wonton." "No!" The woman quickly added, "Just one bowl!" The man is zheng again, how to eat a bowl? The woman frowned at the man and said, "Didn't you promise to listen to me all the way?" The man didn't say a word, and leaned back on the chair with his hands in his arms. The waiter next to him showed a contemptuous smile and thought: This woman is very stingy. She only wants a bowl of wonton when she goes to the restaurant. She gave the woman a pie mouth: "Sorry, we don't sell wonton here. If you want to eat it, let's go outside to eat it!" When the woman heard this, she was surprised and thought about it before saying, "How can there be no wonton to sell? You don't want to do business because it's too small, do you? " At the moment, Zhang Xianfeng, the owner of the restaurant, happened to pass by. When he heard the woman's words, he waved to the waiter. The waiter went over and complained, "Boss, look at these two people, serving this wonton. Isn't this intentional?" Zhang Xianfeng smiled and waved his hand at her. He also felt very strange: judging from the dress of the couple, they should not be people who can't afford to eat, and they may have other ideas. Anyway, there is no reason to push business to the door. He whispered to the waiter, "You go out and buy a bowl of wonton. How much did you pay for it? You will charge twice as much when you check out later!" After that, he pulled up a chair and sat down, and began to observe the strange couple. After a while, the waiter brought back a bowl of steaming wonton, put it in front of the woman and said, "Please enjoy your meal." When she saw the wonton, the woman's eyes lit up. She put her face on the surface of the bowl and took a deep breath. Then, she gently stirred the wonton in the bowl with a spoon, as if reluctant to eat it, and it was not sent to her mouth for a long time. The man stared. I turned my head and looked around. I felt that everyone was staring at them with strange eyes. I felt ashamed and said bitterly, "I really don't know what you are doing. You came all the way here just to eat this bowl of wonton?" The woman looked up and said, "I like it!" The man picked up the menu on the table: "Eat if you like, I'm hungry all day, and I need to make up for it." He beckoned the waiter to come over and ordered seven or eight expensive dishes at one go. The woman took her time, and when the man finished ordering the dishes, she simply said to the waiter, "You'd better ask him if he has money first, so be careful that he eats the king's meal." Before the waiter could react, the man became angry. I will eat the king's meal? Will I have no money? " As he spoke, he felt into his arms, and suddenly he said, "Hey, where's my wallet?" He simply stood up, patting and pinching on his body, only to find that his mobile phone was missing. The man stood for a long time, and finally turned his eyes to the opposite woman. The woman said unhurriedly, "Don't fool around, I threw my wallet and mobile phone into the river last night." Hearing this, the man was angry: "You are crazy!" As if she didn't hear, the woman continued to stir the wonton in the bowl slowly. The man suddenly remembered something, pulled open his carry-on travel bag and reached for it. The woman said coldly, "Keep the change, your watch and my ring. I threw all the valuables we brought out this time into the river. I still have five dollars on me, only enough to buy this bowl of wonton!" The man's face turned white, sat down and glared at the woman angrily: "You are crazy, you are crazy! We don't have any money on us. How can we get back so far? " The woman looked calm and said tepidly, "What's your hurry? No matter what, we still have two legs, and we can walk home. "The man snorted dully. The woman continued:" Twenty years ago, we didn't have any money on us, so didn't we go home? At that time, it was colder than now! " The man couldn't help staring straight at this sentence: "What did you say?" The woman asked, "You really don't remember?" The man shook his head blankly. The woman sighed: "It seems that with a few dollars on you these years, you really forgot everything. Twenty years ago, when we went out for the first time to do business, we didn't expect to be cheated out of everything, and even the fare to go home was gone. When you passed here, you asked me for a bowl of wonton. I know, at that time you had fifty cents left ..." Here ..... "The woman said," Yes, this is it. I will never forget it. At that time, it was a small and shabby wonton shop. "The man silently lowered his head, and the woman turned to the waiter who was stupefied, saying," Girl, please bring me another empty bowl. "The waiter quickly brought an empty bowl. The woman picked up the wonton in front of her, put more than half of it into the empty bowl and gently pushed it. The man stared at the half bowl of wonton in front of him and said for a long time, "I'm not hungry." The woman muttered with tears in her eyes, "Twenty years ago, you said the same thing!" After that, she stared at the bowl without moving the spoon, so she sat quietly. The man said, "Why don't you eat?" The woman choked up again: "Twenty years ago, you asked me the same question. I remember I answered you at that time. If you want to eat, you can eat together, or you can't eat at all. Now, it's still the same sentence!" Silent, the man reached for the spoon. For some reason, the hand holding the spoon shook badly, and after several scoops, the wonton fell off. Finally, he finally sent a wonton to his mouth and swallowed it hard, and the whole wonton was swallowed. When he scooped the second wonton, the tears suddenly "beep beep beep beep". When the woman saw him eat it, she smiled and also. The woman shook her head. The man was in a hurry. Suddenly, he seemed to think of something. He bent down and took off a leather shoe, pulled out the insole, and touched it inside. Unexpectedly, he actually pulled out five dollars. He was dazed and stared at the money in his hand in disbelief. The woman smiled and said, "Twenty years ago, you lied to me that there was only fifty cents, so you could only buy a bowl of wonton. In fact, you still have fifty cents, which is hidden in the sole." After a pause, she added, "It's a good thing you remember what you did. I don't have Bai Zang for this five dollars!" The man handed the money to the waiter: "Give us another bowl of wonton." The waiter didn't pick up the money and ran away quickly. Soon, he brought back a large bowl of wonton. The man poured more than half of it into the woman's bowl: "Eat it while it's hot!" The woman did not move and said, "After eating, we will have to walk home. Don't blame me. I just want to be hungry with you again before we break up." Without saying a word, the man bowed his head and gulped down, even with soup and water, and ate it clean. He put down his bowl and urged the woman, "Eat quickly, and we'll walk home after eating!" The woman said, "Don't worry, I'll keep my word. I'll sign it when I go back. I don't want any money. If you marry a woman who is good, I won't care about you ..." The man suddenly shouted loudly, "I'll burn that divorce agreement when I go back, won't it?" Say that finish, he cried, "I was wrong, not yet? I have a cramp in my head. Isn't it okay? " With a smile on her face, the woman calmly finished eating half a bowl of wonton, and then said to the waiter, "Girl, let's settle the bill." Zhang Xianfeng, the boss who had been watching, woke up suddenly and quickly came over, blocking the woman's hand, but pulled out two hundred-dollar bills from her body and handed them over: "Since you burned the divorce agreement when you went back, why did you walk home?" Men and women looked at Zhang Xianfeng hesitantly. Zhang Xianfeng smiled and said, "We are old acquaintances. I sold the wonton you ate twenty years ago, and my wife made it herself!" After that, he shoved the money into the man's hand and left without looking back ... Zhang Xianfeng went back to the office, took out the divorce agreement that had already been drawn up from the drawer, looked at it stupefied for a long time, and muttered, "It seems that my head is cramped ..." When you broke up, think about the person who accompanied you through hardships and hardships along the way. In fact, your story is not short; Time passed slowly, but those feelings were sealed little by little. In fact, the person who loves you the most is not the one who makes you happy with sweet words. Perhaps it is the person who hides 5 yuan money in the sole and saves the last thing for you to eat at the last time, but says that he is not hungry ... After reading the story, do you know what a wife is? Wife is the "stupid woman" who bought you a favorite gift to save money, but claimed that she was on a diet. Wife is the "vulgar woman" who gave up the whole forest to love you and wanted to stay with you and grow old with you. Wife is the "stingy woman" who forbids you to look at, mention or praise other women. Wife, that is, the "anthomaniac woman" who keeps every sweet message you send her, and often turns over and watches the music. Wife is the "lovely woman" who always clamors to kill you and invites her to dinner, but says she is not hungry. Wife is the "hypocritical woman" who said you wanted to buy a pair of shoes and went all over the world to look for them, only to tell you that she bought them once in a while. Wife, that is, the "poor woman" who misses you so much when you are not around, and longs for her mobile phone every day. Wife is the "hateful woman" who calls and sends messages to say "I miss you" when you are playing games and sleeping. Wife is the "idiot woman" who dares to forge ahead without fear as long as she has your support. Wife is the "stupid woman" who feels sick at the sight of other people's dirty clothes, but washes your smelly socks that have not been changed for a week without any complaints. Wife, that is, the "fiery woman" wife who tried to defend to the death as soon as she heard others say that you were bad, that is, the "little woman" who is very strong and self-respecting, but willful and shameless in front of you. Man, remember: the wife is the woman who only allows you to suffer from her. Wife is the woman who makes you have her and no longer think about other women. Wife is the woman who makes you always stingy and willing to spend money on her without heartache. Wife is the woman who makes you willing to give up sleeping in and get up to cook breakfast for her. Wife, that is, the woman who makes you arrogant and macho in the past become an accommodating and considerate man. Wife is the woman who makes you feel that washing dishes and clothes is also very manly. Wife is the woman who makes you understand your responsibility. As long as she is happy, it will be worthwhile to work hard. A wife is the woman who makes you want to be accompanied by her every spare time, even if she just doesn't talk. Wife is the woman who makes you worry about her cold and happy to see her eat an extra bowl of rice. Wife is the woman who makes you willing to hold up an umbrella to block the dark clouds on her head.

hope to adopt.