Humorous copywriting in friends circle

1. Life is not only the present, but also the invitation of your predecessor.

2. Other people's faces are

Seven minutes is doomed,

Three points depend on dressing up, and one point is doomed to face.

Nine points depend on the filter.

3. If

Ten years have passed, and you haven't found a girlfriend. Then come to me. I'll send you a mirror to show you how disgusting you are and want to find a girlfriend!

4. Drink with friends at food stalls. Suddenly I remembered that my daughter-in-law was still hungry at home, and I slapped myself in an instant. How to distract yourself by drinking? Come on, let's get started!

5. I didn't like eating when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short. Embrace your chubby self in danger.

If life deceives you, don't be sad, don't be impatient, get used to it after being cheated several times.

I suggest you go to bed as early as possible, do more exercise, don't eat supper, don't smoke or drink, go to bed early and get up early, and form good habits. Over time, you have no friends.

I bought a can of mimosa today. I'm not ashamed to go back. Ask the boss. The boss said, "Maybe you bought this pot to lose face."

Don't make excuses for yourself and don't blame gravity for constipation.

10. What do you mean, do not hesitate to die? Is to be angry 10 thousand times a day, but still don't give up.

1 1. Now I don't even want to set the password for my bank card. Use it.

Six-digit insurance for double-digit deposits is tiring to think about.

Son, what's wrong with poverty? If you are poor, stand up and let others see that you are not only poor, but also short. What about being short? Raise your head and let them know that you are not only short but also ugly!

Every time I see a thin person in the street, I want to share some meat with her because I have a kind heart.

14. I got paid a few days ago. On the way to work, I saw a poor beggar and gave him a few dollars. I went to the bank to deposit money after dinner, and I met him again. He put it in.

Five thousand, I save one thousand.

Fifteen. Contraceptives are effective for the following groups

Condoms are valid for three years.

Five years, many times, love has expired before the medicine and condom expire.

I want to buy a down jacket, but I want to

More than 3 thousand, and then carefully measured, there are only a few cold medicines.

Ten dollars for cold medicine is still a good deal.

17. I was in pain when you left, so I was the only one who smelled fart in the future.

18. Now parents let their children participate in various interest classes from an early age. In order not to let their children lose at the starting line, as we all know, some people were born at the finish line.

19. All those who look good and like to eat are foodies. Those who are ugly and like to eat are called gits!

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After the English listening test, I understood a truth: some words are only for people who understand.

2 1. As an optimistic person in other people's eyes, you probably hanged yourself, and everyone thought you were swinging.

22. Time is a butcher's knife, which only applies to good-looking people. It can do nothing for ugly people.

You don't have to lose weight, and nobody likes you.

24. There are so many couples outside, I'm afraid they will regret having a boyfriend as soon as I show up.

Twenty-five I didn't know it was so simple to give up a person I like until I saw your household registration photo.

26. If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I'll tell you.

Twenty-seven I didn't reply to your message in winter, not because of the high cold, but because my hands are cold.

28. Those insurmountable hurdles. Because your legs are short!

I have a strong mother. I remember when I was a child, my mother took me to ride a bike, and my foot got stuck in the wheel. My mother felt unable to pedal, so she stood up and pedal.

Yesterday, a couple came to ask me how to get to the hotel. I did not hesitate to show them the way to Xinhua Bookstore, hoping that they could find themselves lost in the sea of knowledge!