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How to spoil the love of a female friend?

I want to ask where you find such a boyfriend.

1, nosebleeds while eating. My boyfriend helped me roll a small paper towel, gently blocked my bleeding nostrils, and then nodded my little nose. . . At that moment, the time around stopped and the world seemed to be just the two of us! In this life, unless he doesn't marry!

2. We are all divorced. I also have a one-and-a-half-year-old drag bottle. After being together, my son is no longer mine, and I have changed from a hot mom who does everything herself into his darling. What moves me most is that my son is a little thin. Please forgive me. Then he said to Bao Xiao, be gentle with my daughter-in-law, stop bullying her and give Lao Zi some face. At that moment, I knew I was right in this gamble.

3. Other people's boyfriends have never been so enthusiastic and spoiled since they were so big, just like I am a man. Very sad. I hope I can meet my boyfriend who did this to me for the rest of my life.

4, married for 5 years, he always helps to charge his mobile phone at night, he pours water and I drink it, and goes to bed after everything.

My former deskmate was a boy, which was very funny. He makes me laugh when I am unhappy. Later, because the class teacher changed his position, he had a distance from me. There are several girls sitting around him. He is cheerful and lively, so he plays well with those girls. I was very unhappy when I saw him, and I felt very possessive of him. However, I obviously don't like him. Why is this happening?

Second, I wait for the wind and you to warm my life.

1, I saw him wearing a police uniform, walking with the wind, working very hard, driving past me and sticking his head out to see me. Although slow, I think he is super handsome.

Take the earliest bus to your school to find you, and then take the latest bus back to your school. This is probably the sweetest love story I have ever heard.

I am lying beside him. He didn't give me a pillow. I was in his arms until dawn, and I didn't open my eyes. Thank you for meeting him.

4. Long-distance love, but only when I am together, I become a cripple, with nothing to do and someone to feed me.

I have been with him for a long time, and once he said that he would chase me again. I asked him how to chase! He said, do you know the wheat field? I said I know. He said you run in front and I'll chase after you. After listening.

Third, he will treat me well in his way!

1, likes to eat by hand, and likes to add fingers after eating. I licked my hand and chatted with him. He carefully wiped my other hand with a tissue, and no one in my memory wiped my hand.

The sweetest thing is probably that no matter how tired he is at work, as long as I say I miss him. He will come to me. Give me a hug as soon as we meet. Say baby, you miss me. Then kiss.

Once, I quarreled with him. He went out to play with his colleagues and slept outside. Later, he came back and told me that he treated my colleague as me at night. Colleagues kicked the quilt, and he tucked him in to sleep. The point is that colleagues are all men. This is an ex-boyfriend.

4, probably he will take everything you say seriously, probably just quarrel, not to make you angry for more than a day, probably not to make you tired, and then tell me with a smirk that I will do heavy work, probably just touching his head, and he will want to sleep, hahahahahahahahahaha.

5. I met him playing League of Legends in the same Internet cafe. He said that he likes my coquettish walk and me. No matter who sprays him, I will go back. Every time I fly solo with me, I will lose to me, or I often fly solo with me. I said, if love is a gamble, I won't let you lose. However, in the end, I lost myself completely.

Talk about the sadness of the whole picture

1, the more familiar friends, the ruder the conversation.

2, [quietly into your space, only once forgot to delete the visitor record, the next time there is no visit. ]

You say I am not good enough, I can change for you. But I didn't expect to change my love for you in the end.

You know, I can get used to you or change you. classic quotations

5. Be nice to yourself. When you are in a bad mood, don't think about anything, just eat whatever you want. But don't drink.

6. How many people, like me, sit in front of the computer and don't know what to do, but don't want to turn it off.

7, because only when you are young, you will become a quiet and temperamental old lady when you are old.

8. One day I will walk away from you silently.

9. One day, the clown cried. Do you just think he is joking?

10. Are you tired? Tired? Tired? Bored? Go ahead, young man. You don't have to be so smooth.

1 1. Young people have dreams and old people have memories.

12, when you habitually retreat and occasionally step forward, it becomes an attack.

13, you have no idea how much I envy those who can see you every day, hear your voice and talk to you.

14. If heaven is lonely, please miss me.

15, whose new love is not someone else's old love, but a new bed.

16, the real warmth is the flame burning after two cold hearts collide.

17, if you are willing to peel my heart layer by layer.

18, you are not my makeup contact lens, why should I put you in my eyes?

19, if you can't keep something, just throw it out, maybe something will bounce back.

20. People don't mind anything when they can't get it, but they will care a little after they get it.

2 1, every crazy day we spend together is out of print that cannot be copied, whether it is friendship or love.

22. I want to wake up at the age of eighty, and you sleep next to me.

23. Why does happiness always pass by and occasionally think of you? Let the memories accompany me.

24, some things, as long as both sides understand, don't say it, otherwise even friends can't do it. . . .

25, Gunara, the god of darkness, Dossola, goodbye to Operation Flame.

Give me an encounter, but don't give me a love. Give me a love, but don't give me forever. -Le Xiaomi Xanthium.

I hope you won't change your name in your next life, so I can find you more easily.

28. I'd rather be with you if I can.

29. It's meaningless to realize your dream without you.

30. Love is an ornament of life. It is enough to be a moth once in your life and put out the fire for love.

3 1. If I feel pain and I am afraid of love and giving up, then I am not qualified to like you.

32. Life is something you don't plan. -the road that few people take.

I wish someone would tell me that you don't have to change yourself, I'm just used to you.

34. It turns out that the cruelest parting in the world is watching you leave, but you can't stay.

I don't need perfect love. I just need someone who will never give up on me.

As a dancer of life, as long as the heartbeat is still there, the performance will not end.

37. Without your advice, my ears always feel lost. It never occurred to me that I have been looking for it, but I have been missing it.

38. If you can't get it, you must know enough is enough. Talk about sad words with pictures

39. If you cry, life won't cry; If you are bitter, life will not be troublesome.

40, unrequited love said, become strange, injured, heartbroken.

4 1, I know you love her like a life, but I still can't delete my love for you from my heart.

42.[ I hope you are still here after thousands of years of war and chaos and the sea dried up]

43, she is bright, she will be dim, I stretch out my hand to touch her will make me chilling.

44. Who says I can't laugh anymore? Who says I can't live better?

45. I want to thank those who know that I am not perfect but still love me.

I want to be my own sky, so that it won't fall.

47. Aunt, I'll lend your daughter this month and pay you back one big and one small next year.

48. Aren't you great? Don't you happen to have the Animal Protection Association to support you?

49. Find someone who likes you and try to fall in love with him. Maybe you'll be happy.

50. When the disappointment is over, my heart will no longer wander @

5 1, everything I yearn for is light years away from me.

52, I love you may not have the right to be hugged,

53. Time is like an eraser, erasing each other's romance and leaving each other's past memories.

54. Life is actually a process in which one desire replaces another. Talking about sadness with pictures (wonderful version)

If you want to leave, I'll grab your skirt. If you don't hold my hand, I'll let you go.

56. What you can't get is always the best in the past. Lin seems to be an old friend.

57. Tears are meaningless and futile liquids, and those who shed tears are stupid and pathetic.

58. I just hide myself blindly, but I didn't expect to attract others' attention.

I just want to find someone who can be afraid of losing me.

60. Without you bothering me, I began to bother myself.

6 1, I found that people leave emptiness with heavy thoughts, but emptiness can easily and naturally torture people.

62. I despise arguing with anyone.

I am not always reluctant to let you go, but I always want to see your smile and listen to your laughter.

64. Those who are ruined by the past and no one is * * * might as well be sent to loneliness.

65. Life is a grand banquet. If you are drunk, you won't complain about leaving.

I am a fish lying on the shore! Doomed to death, but also doomed to hesitation, maybe one day I met the rain.

67. It is also a pleasure to know that you are not good at words and don't like excitement and loneliness.

68. Some people are nice to you because you are nice to him. Some people are nice to you because they know your kindness.

69. A cynical remark stung people.

70. Our last summer was called parting-

7 1. The world is small, so we met. The world is too big to be separated from each other.

72. When you suddenly find that your best friend has done a lot of things that hurt you, will your heart hurt? /

Wonderful love phrase 202 1 with pictures

1. The people we meet easily are either selfish or stupid. They love others just to prove that others can love themselves. Or hold on to it until it dies.

2. If two people become friends after breaking up, it means that I have never loved you; If two people can still do what friends do after breaking up, that means I want you to remember me; If I don't see you again after two people break up and say loudly that I hate you, that means I don't want to leave you; If we disappear into each other's world after two people break up, it means that I really love you.

A person needs to find three people in his life, the one you love the most, the one who loves you the most, and the one for life. Meet the person you love the most first to taste the feeling of love; Before finding the person who loves you the most, feel the feeling of being loved first; Only by experiencing love and being loved can you meet someone who suits you for a lifetime. But in sad real life, the three are often not integrated, and your favorite often fails to choose you; What loves you most is often not what you love most; The longest is only the person who appears at the most appropriate time.

Actually, it's like having a crush on someone. You don't have to be with him, and you don't have to keep asking about him. Contact him occasionally, and you will feel at ease knowing that he is doing well. You don't have to live in a person's heart to like someone. It is also a happy thing to let him live quietly in your heart.

5. How much I love you, but I ended up sorry. It doesn't matter how sorry I am. How much doesn't matter. Finally, I said thank you. You see, sad love also has sad beauty: from I love you to I'm sorry. Never mind goodbye, thank you for your love. Love is extremely complicated but simple to death, which is just: I love you ~ I'm sorry ~ it doesn't matter ~ thank you.

6. Anger proves love. If you fall in love with a certain type of person, but your parents feel that he or she is not suitable for you, this will arouse some people's rebellious mentality and feel that you must prove something before you can fight back. At this time, you can't control your reason. The best way is to calm down and seriously identify whether you can really love this person.

7. Not all love can last. Some love is doomed to be short-lived from the moment it happens. Of course it can be maintained, but there are still many hidden dangers. This kind of hidden danger is congenital, and it is difficult to improve it through any effort, just like fish swimming in the water and birds flying in the sky. What kind of species determines what kind of trajectory.

8. The less likely love is to be rewarded, the stronger the desire. According to this view, love is only a direction, not a place. If you achieve your goal, you will be self-marketing after you have the person you love.

9. Love is a kind of insecure thing. The more you love someone, the more you will worry about him leaving, doubt him, be swayed by considerations of gain and loss, and think more. There are many possibilities for love, but marriage is only one possibility, that is, companionship, and security is around you.

10. True love is not giving everything, but making yourself a better person. Finding someone who can make you happy all your life is the goal of love. The best is often the one who has been with you the longest. So choosing a lover doesn't need too many criteria, as long as I don't lie to you and stay with you.

2020 classic love stories with pictures

1. Everyone needs to love and be loved. If two lovers can't feel love and be loved at the same time, then such love is undoubtedly dangerous. Don't mistake each other for someone who only loves others and doesn't need others' love, because such people don't exist. Just infatuation without love, such love is duckweed floating on the water, doomed to be impossible for a long time.

The biggest adventure in this world is to fall in love with someone. Because you never know what you will get if you devote yourself wholeheartedly. It's like a roulette game. You know you may lose, but you can't help but want to join in. In fact, what you really need is not to win the bet, but someone who can make you stop. Because the person who finally conquers you will make you lose the ability to love others.

3. The people who can hold hands with you now, the probability that you meet is almost a miracle. I hope you don't let go of each other's hands even if you live in the real world.

4, between men and women, if one party expresses love and is rejected, then even friendship does not exist. So, if you are not sure, the best way is to keep friendship first. With friendship as the foundation, there will be room for development in the future.

5. First love is the most beautiful thing in the world, unrequited love is the most secret thing in the world, infatuation is the most tangled thing in the world, the person who has loved is the farthest thing in the world, and lovelorn is the most painful thing in the world.

6. Men will only fall in love with the woman they like, but they can sleep with any woman; A woman can only sleep with the man she likes, but she can love any man.

7. You can't say why you really love someone. You only know that whenever and wherever you are in a good mood, you want this person to accompany you. The real feeling is that two people can stay together in the most difficult time. After all, feelings are to be paid, not just to be obtained.

8. The classical view of love is that true love only happens once in a lifetime, while the modern view of love is that true love can happen at any time, and you can't just love one person all your life. Love only one person in your life until death do us part. This kind of love can't be said to be absent, but it is rare. Because it is scarce, it is precious and widely praised.

9. Although, you love him. Although, you are low because of loyalty. Sticking to one's post without dignity is doomed to be discarded by men when they step on it. Begging without self-esteem is destined to be regarded as low and not cherished by men.

10, I love you not only because of your appearance, but also because of who I am when I am with you; I love you not only because of what you have done for me, but also because of what I can do for you. I love you, because you can bring out my truest side, and the most beautiful place in my heart is illuminated by your light.