Humorous sentences about eating crabs in the sun

1. Drink more porridge in autumn, which is low in fat, delicious and nutritious. After eating a bowl of crab porridge, the whole person was in a good mood.

2. Autumn wind starts, crabs itch, chrysanthemums bloom, smell crabs, eat crabs, and eat them in autumn.

3. When cooking, a crab pushed open the lid and said to you, "I'm hot!" Answer: if you want to be red, you can bear it.

I was eating crabs while watching the game, and my mouth was full of spicy taste, so I was so nervous.

5. I like autumn so much! Autumn is the season of crab harvest! The price of crabs in autumn is cheaper than pork!

I ate crabs yesterday and today. My mother says crabs are cheaper than pork.

7. One day you will be cooked by society, although you may not be a crab.

For a person who loves crabs so much, the journey of watching crabs at night is simply fatal, and I can't get out.

9. Eating hairy crabs is not only eating crabs, but also vanity and compulsion. Like me now.

10. The first person who eats crabs is not eating crabs, but constantly affirming and denying himself.

1 1. I like every autumn when I can eat crabs. Crabs in August of the lunar calendar really lose their eyebrows.