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Give me a joke about "a foreigner and a Chinese"
Once, a very wealthy foreigner came to China and opened a company with a monthly salary of one thousand US dollars. A Chinese (who must be able to speak English) saw this and quickly went back to learn English. One night, he learned four words: 1.Yes! 2.No! 3.Thank you! 4.Goodbye!
The next day, the Chinese came to the engineering department and succeeded.
After a month, everyone left after get off work in the afternoon, but the Chinese were still sweeping the floor. The boss saw that he was still sweeping the floor and sweeping it clean, so he asked: "Did you sweep this by yourself?" "Yes!"
"Really?" "Yes!" This is a 100 yuan tip for you." "Thank you!"
The next day, another Chinese man was sweeping the floor. The boss came over and said, "Are you sweeping the floor again?" "Yes!" The boss said again: "Have you seen my gold watch and silver watch?" "Yes!" "Then return it to me!" "No!" "If you don't return it to me, I will call the police!" "Thank you!"
"You have to go to prison for five years! Five years!" "Oh! Goodbye!" The foreigner fainted on the spot! ! !
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