Interesting jokes that bubble up in Moments

1. The professor asked: What are the similarities between a rotten radish and a pregnant woman? One student’s clever answer: It’s all the bugs’ fault. Only scored 60 points. Another student actually got full marks, and his answer was: It was all because he took the exam late.

2. The taxi driver was often fined by the police. He hated the police very much. One day his wife comforted him and said: Husband, let’s call the police when we have a baby. If you are angry, you will beat the police when you come back. If If you still don't feel relieved, fuck the police.

3. Before the old monk died, he regretted that he had never seen a woman in his life. The young monk went down the mountain to find a prostitute who stripped naked for him. After seeing it, the old monk sighed and said: How can she be like a nun? After saying that, he closed his eyes.

4. Dong Zhuo hosted a banquet for Lu Bu, Li Ru and other confidants, accompanied by Diao Chan. To test their loyalty, Zhuo Mingzen painted his breasts black. During the dinner, the candles suddenly went out. After regaining sight, everyone's hands were black and only his hands were clothed clean. Zhuo then rewarded Bu, who smiled, showing his black teeth.

5. The white rabbit raped the gray wolf and ran away. The wolf chased him angrily. The rabbit wiped his body with dirt and pretended to be the gray rabbit. He wore glasses and read the newspaper. The wolf asked: Can you see a white rabbit? Rabbit: Is it the white rabbit who raped the wolf? Wolf Shame: I, KAO, got the news so soon?