Very funny and provocative sentences with high emotional intelligence (82 sentences)

1, my head hurts. I may have seen it and it's about to overflow.

You must have been a carbonated drink in your last life, so I am in bliss when I see you.

I wanted to live in my husband's heart, but I didn't expect many neighbors.

There is no need to quarrel between women. You are more beautiful than her.

In my life, it is sweet when I have you, and salty when I have you.

6. others pretend to be in the office, and I have to pretend to be experienced.

7. I just forgot to bring money for dinner and told my boss to make it up next time. The boss won't! I called 10 in a rage, and finally took all the money for the meal!

It's cold, no matter how much you wear, you will freeze to death without me in your heart.

9. I'm so nervous about meeting each other's parents today After all, I hit his son first.

10, why did you scold me for my bad game? I won't delete the game, I will only delete you.

1 1. What is happiness? Happiness is that cats eat fish, dogs eat meat, and Altman beats small monsters.

12, I was looking forward to growing up when I was a child. Who knows that when the Taoist grows up, he grows up endlessly, feeling that the brakes are broken.

13, if life deceives you, don't be sad or impatient, and it will continue to deceive you tomorrow.

14, don't argue with a fool, or others won't know who is a fool.

15, the most beautiful thing in the world is eating meat. Never betray, never cheat, eat a catty, grow a catty, and always treat each other sincerely.

16, don't always stay indoors, go outside occasionally, living room, kitchen, bathroom.

17, the heaviest topic between men is talking about their own women, while the easiest topic between men is talking about other people's women.

18, take good care of yourself. If not, I will take care of you.

19, you can never wake up someone who doesn't return your message, but a red envelope can.

20, don't give me a discharge, your brother has a caller ID.

2 1, please don't call me an otaku, please tell me to close the house; Please don't call me a house girl, please call me Madame Curie.

22. When you fail, there will always be a group of people around you who care about you. They will ask you what happened and leave with satisfaction.

23, grades, you are ugly, you rank first, I am handsome and I am free.

24. The eyes are the windows to the soul. I think your window should be cleaned.

25. People say I am fat, but in fact I am thin.

26. I am actually an angel. The reason why I stay on the earth is because of my weight.

27. Don't use honey trap on me in the future, or I will play with it.

Young people should not stay at home all the time, but go out for a walk more. At the end of the day, you will find it interesting to play games.

29. I have been suffering from insomnia recently, and I will wake up every 16 hours.

Teacher, can we change the teaching method? Like dreams.

3 1, single for a long time, taking the bus, a girl rubbed my shoulder, and I even wondered where our children went to school.

32. My parents really think I'm lazy and don't want to go out. If I have money, you can't even meet my people.

33. Everyone who says "good night" to sleep is often still showing off in an ostentatious manner half an hour later.

34. Most people only look at how high you fly, and those who care about you will care about whether you are tired or not. Nobody's curious about how you can fly?

You say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animals' friends are really people.

36. Hello, you make my heart beat. Please be responsible.

37. Those girls who can't unscrew the bottle cap are all pretending. Ask her to open a courier if you don't believe me.

38. Dead vine, old tree, faint crow, air conditioner, WiFi watermelon, Ge You sofa, I put it aside at sunset.

39. I have a new understanding of my poverty.

40. Those nights that stay up late will eventually bring you a morning when you can't get up.

4 1. People who say they don't want to start school are actually miserable. If they don't like studying, forget it. There is no one they like at school.

42. It is said that silence is golden. I was silent for so long, but I didn't see the gold.

There are no roads in the world. If there are more people walking, there will be a toll booth.

44, beauty and ugliness have a life, there are fat and thin in the sky, and live by this sentence.

45. When you suddenly don't reply to my message, I always comfort myself that nothing is wrong. You may be dead.

46. If one day I hack you, it's not that I hate you, but that I can't afford what you sell.

There is a shadow in front of you. Don't be afraid, it's because there is sunshine behind you.

48. Although I have no books, notes, classes or review, I have a heart that I don't want to fail.

49. If you are obedient, I will give you a meme.

50, women, when I was a child, my father hurt, when I grew up, my husband hurt, and my old son hurt! Men listen to hahaha when they are young, their wives when they grow up, and their daughters when they get old!

5 1, let's talk about what we wanted to do but didn't do in high school. God replied: I wanted to go to Tsinghua, but God arranged for me to read the life of Lan Xiang.

52. Children are happy when they are sad, but we adults can't. We have to eat a good meal or buy something.

53. There are fewer and fewer real men and more and more female men.

54. In fact, when you get up in the morning, you can do many things, such as; Get some sleep.

55. I know this is a world of looking at faces. I had plastic surgery with school money.

56. I love myself and have more opponents.

57. When others are pretending to be forced, I like to watch silently, and it is boring to expose it.

58, life is alive, born to live!

59. Try to match with the classmates around you, and you will save a lot of money in the future.

60. It's so cold in winter. I want a warm bed with wifi and endless snacks. If all else fails, can you give me one?

6 1, I really don't understand who can only turn what they eat into Baba, and who is qualified to say that they can turn what they eat into meat.

62. The neighbor is a changeable person and changed his wifi password.

63. Can you support your face if you can't close your eyes in class?

64. Look under the bed when you are scared at night. Remember, you are not alone.

65. Other people's money and wealth are external things.

At that time, my ambition won the world, and now I retire only for him.

67. Besides teeth, there is love.

68. Some people said I was ugly, but I smiled. You've never met my friend.

You can come to me when you are in a bad mood, and I will try my best to make your mood worse.

70. I won't tell you if you kill me. You haven't done a honey trap yet!

7 1, every time I write my homework late, there are always two little people in my mind. One said forget it, stop writing, and the other said yes.

72. I don't know how people who talk once every six months do it. I feel that if I don't talk about it every day, my talent will have nowhere to display!

73. It is too tiring to like one person, so I like ten at a time.

There are always many unexpected things in life. For example, you think I'm giving an example.

75. I have never told you my true identity, but I am actually Snow White.

I miss you very much, but I won't say anything. You are too awesome to be too proud.

77. Some people don't even know their neighbors, but they are extremely concerned about whether there are aliens in the world.

78. I hope I can indulge in learning, then forget to eat and sleep, and finally lead to emaciation, emaciation and emaciation.

79. It's really comfortable to see people who don't like me add trouble to their hearts.

If you can't tolerate me, it means that either your mind is too narrow or my personality is too great.

8 1, Dayu didn't enter the house for three times, and his wife sang at home every day and missed him: Dayu missed those years, and love missed those years.

82. When texting in class, the feeling of being scared with your neck hooked can only be understood by those who have experienced it.