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Personal signature on homework. Talking about the signature phrases of homework.

First, a holiday is just to do your homework somewhere else!

Second, we are not copying homework, we are just porters of homework.

Teacher, I want to ask you, didn't you say you should have a good rest during the winter vacation and Chinese New Year? Why are there so many homework assignments?

Did you forget to do your homework again? Oh, teacher, you still know me.

As homework, if you don't write it yourself, you are shameless if you want me to help you write it.

6. In the eyes of parents, doing homework for 24 hours will be fine, and watching TV for 24 minutes will be blind! !

Seven, winter vacation style, Fahai helped me with my homework, why don't you watch Fiona Fang ~

My wish is less homework, less bitches, more holidays, less exams and cheaper apples.

Nine, winter vacation is nothing more than being scolded at home, going out without money, staring blankly at home, a lot of winter vacation homework.

If there is military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it will rain. If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

1 1. Touching your mobile phone while doing your homework is like eating Maixuan gum.

Twelve, learning the gods is to brush the questions, learning the tyrants is to brush the homework, and learning the dregs is to brush the dynamics!

Thirteen, the only thing foreigners did right was to design home as an uncountable noun. Because students can't finish their homework at all.

Please respect yourself. I have a winter vacation.

Fifteen, homework, if you don't pester me, will I love you?

Sixteen, teacher, your pile is your pile, a pile of sugar-free homework, concerned about holidays, more concerned about you.

Seventeen, the teacher excitedly arranged a lot of homework, happily said: students, have a nice holiday.

18. Who curses the teacher's homework while not doing it?

Nineteen, a lighter in one hand and winter vacation homework in the other. I won't order anywhere ~

Twenty, 20 14.02. 14 But Valentine's Day happens to be the Lantern Festival. Guess what? Homework Festival

I'm not saying not to do my homework.

Twenty-two, a wave of homework is coming!

The most shameless person I have ever met is homework. I said I didn't like him, and he insisted on it.

Twenty-four, I saw the whole class leave! I smell the winter vacation! I heard the footsteps of homework! I feel the Spring Festival coming to me!

25, computer, come on, let me go, I have homework.

In fact, copying homework is also very hard. At school, I am afraid that the teacher will see it; At home, I am afraid that my parents will see me. Don't you think we are tired?

The homework assigned this year is estimated to be completed next year.

28. What I want most is: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine.

29, ready to start school, copy the scum of winter vacation homework, jacking up.

Thirty, winter vacation homework I write for a month, and the teacher writes a reading.

Teacher, you have a stable good year, but we have a bad year with too much homework.

32. Tell me. Tell me there are no exam assignments and schools in the world. These are all teachers' dreams in mental hospitals.

33. In the eyes of parents, doing homework 1 hour means playing computer for one minute, and one minute is an hour.

I put Nokia under my homework. After a while, I heard a click and Nokia was broken.

35. Why did winter vacation homework add 12 page?

Thirty-six, youth should be exchanged for school work! ! !

Thirty-seven, teacher, something happened, and the homework turned into a butterfly and flew away! !

38. Copy winter vacation homework's answers to the highest realm, and it will take a long time.

The most exclusive thing in the world is homework. No matter how you ignore it, it will still stick to you.

Personal signature on homework

1, homework, I'm not familiar with you, don't befriend, while playing.

2. If doing homework is to save the world, then the world is still destroyed!

3, copy winter vacation homework's answer to the highest realm, copy for a long time to copy off topic.

It's not that I hate copying homework answers. The point is that I hate the traces of copying questions.

5. Homework Jun, we really don't fit in. I have an appointment with Xia Tianjun. Please don't bother me again.

6, winter vacation is nothing more than being scolded at home, going out without money, staring blankly at home, a lot of winter vacation homework.

7. You said that homework was cheap, and even we were asked to do it.

8. Homework is the pain of breathing. He lives in everyone's heart. Translating ancient Chinese is very painful, so is reading.

9. winter vacation homework, Fahai, help me with my homework. Fiona Fang, why don't you read it?

10, the most exclusive thing in the world is homework. No matter how you ignore it, it will still follow you.

1 1, we are not copying homework, we are just porters of homework.

12, I tried my best to catch up with my homework a few days before school started, and secretly tore up some holiday homework in the middle.

13, I do my homework and eat alone. I'm on my own. Why can't I live alone?

14. How happy children will be if their homework can be copied.

15, the family hates homework most. They all say they don't like it, but they still pester me to do shameless things.

16, every student has magical skills to finish homework in one day, but it can only break out on the last day of the holiday.

17, homework is like a wave of zombies, the more you hit him, the more you hit him!

18, look again, look again, you still look, have you finished your homework? Do not do your homework.

19, I wish myself not to die when I start school, not to sleep in class, not to copy my homework, not to make trouble with my friends, and my grades soar. Oh, this report is killing me.

20, teacher, something happened, and the homework turned into a butterfly and flew away!

2 1, look at your remaining homework, and then look at the calendar. It's over. It's a big deal. It's also a big deal.

22. Teacher, my homework is still sleeping at home. I can't bear to wake it up. Can you not pay it?

23, summer homework didn't write anything! Son, you are calm enough.

24. School started, and I was busy making up my homework in the first class in the morning.

25. Homework is a bottomless pit, and I will never return.

26, homework three, please respect yourself, I am a person with winter vacation.

27. Children who haven't done their homework will surely achieve great things, because your mind is as calm as water.

28. Come to school early every day. It seems that we love studying, but a few people know that we are here to copy our homework.

29. You don't want me in the summer vacation, but you can't leave me at school! Now the school doesn't want me, they let me do my homework.

30, winter vacation homework I wrote for a month, and the teacher wrote a reading.

3 1. On the first day of school, it's not the homework, is it?

32. My wish for starting school is to do less homework, get good grades, grow taller and weigh less.

33. Learning God is brushing questions, learning tyrants are brushing homework, and learning scum is brushing dynamics!

34. My wish is less homework, less bitches, more holidays, less exams and cheaper apples.

35. If there is military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it will rain. If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

36. That year's homework, one person's fault, the whole class is wrong.

37. The basic morality of copying homework is to copy it, no matter right or wrong.

38. The phone bill is gone, the traffic is gone, the short message is gone, the winter vacation is gone, and the homework is still there.

39. I watched my homework for a minute, then my mobile phone became jealous, and then I coaxed my mobile phone for an hour.

Talk about feeling more homework.

This is a day with so many classes and homework. I may know that I will go out to play tomorrow. I am especially determined to finish my homework today, but my neck hurts.

Talk about feeling more homework.

First, homework is often left by teachers in various subjects and piled up together, making students miserable.

Second, well, too much homework is not appropriate. However, I also heard that parents will complain when there are too many homework, but if the homework is graded by ABCD for children to choose, parents will take the initiative to choose the most difficult one for their children.

Third, for such parents, I can only hehe! Why does the teacher sleep? Why can't the teacher sleep after work? The bounden duty of students is to learn! Homework is also essential! Is the teacher also for the children's academic performance? Of course, I can't deny that some teachers give their parents homework and let them do many things that teachers should do. I can only say that such a teacher is irresponsible and lazy! But for this parent, don't do too much homework!

Fourth, instead of complaining about too much homework, it is better to see if children really do their homework seriously! Have you developed good study habits! After the good students finish their homework, their parents will practice again. If the child's homework is not good and the parents can't help, you can tell the teacher, and the teacher will help him! Take a good look at the child's schedule. Teachers can finish correcting homework, preparing lessons, tutoring students and dealing with students' friction without working overtime. So many things! ! No matter what kind of educational concept you have, remember to let your children form good habits!

Do your homework until midnight. Isn't that what I used to do? The homework assigned by the teacher in those days was copying books and papers. Parents also said that the teacher assigned more homework. Very good! Now I feel scared when I think of my homework in primary school.

During the three-day Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, homework was released, and I ate well and slept happily at school. The people in the dormitory were very good, and the people sitting near me were very happy!

I used to like sleeping very much, probably in primary school. Sleep at night 10, and start at 12 in the morning. Really slept for a long time. There are fewer and fewer now. At first, it was because of too much homework or procrastination, but now it is not. Stay up late when you have time, procrastinate, or don't want to sleep at all.

Eight, it's a pity that few parents dare to speak out. Now students and parents are working hard to finish more homework.

Nine, put a three-day Mid-Autumn Festival holiday, homework is going crazy, math homework, physics homework, want me to die?

Ten, there are many homework, which has little to do with the teacher. Teachers, like students, are just the terminal of the game, which is far from the formulation of the rules of the game.

Eleven, Mid-Autumn Festival holiday? Well, it's a day's school and a big holiday! ! ! I have too much homework to finish, why not have a rest?

12. Now students do a lot of homework, and parents basically do homework four times a week. Every day after work, they still spend a lot of time doing safety education, fire prevention and disaster prevention and other homework. I just want to say: teacher, give me a break.

Homework holiday, overtime This morning, a student patted me and whispered to you that I brought it back from home.

Parents are welcome to continue complaining about too much homework. Do you think the teacher is willing to change his homework? Think the teacher is willing to assign homework? Do you think the teacher is willing to assign extra homework for parents to correct? It is nothing more than pursuing an educational result or achievement. I hope the top management can hear the parents' voices and cancel the homework completely ~ how nice and easy.

Fifteen, I did most of my homework in those days ~ Now that I am a parent, I thought I was making progress ~ As a result, I did a lot of homework, and I did it anyway! ~ ~ lighten the burden ~ the burden of teachers is lightened ~ it is all lightened to parents.

Sixteen, less than a month, countless homework.

There is a lot of homework every day, but my son has good grades and a good habit of writing homework, which can be completed soon. Sometimes, my son complains that the homework time is long, and I also smile bitterly.

Nineteen, the teacher is often told by parents that the child didn't sleep, and then everyone scolds the teacher. What era is this? They are also accused of leaving homework, getting drunk and finding it really difficult to be teachers. If they don't leave homework, say they are irresponsible. If they stay too long, they will be scolded by their parents Teachers are not all for the good of children. In the end, parents can't understand. Then who can understand the teacher? Who hasn't been here as a student? Most of the homework is not normal.

20. My child is only 8 years old this year, and his eyesight has been severely nearsighted. As a parent, I still want to cry. I haven't slept before ten o'clock every night since I was in primary school. I'm worried about my children. Who can resist the teacher's orders? !

Tell me more about homework. Talk about staying up late to do homework.

1, [Ma Ma said: starting school is a very heavy thing, and it is even heavier if you can't finish your homework "]

2. If there is military training, it will be sunny; If you have a holiday, it will rain; If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

What is luckier than leaving work one hour earlier than expected when the exam results are better than expected and walking into the subway station?

4. I learned to curse, copy homework, keep up with the joneses, rebel and puppy love. Do you know where it is? It's at school!

5. Ancestor, I will burn some homework for you and do more problems. Can you call our teacher and ask?

6. My greatest wish is: the school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine. []

7. My summer homework can't wait on the bed like a spoiled concubine, but I have been diligent and loving the people since the summer vacation. Tencent is concerned that Sina has not set foot in the harem.

8, winter vacation style, Fahai helped me with my homework, why don't you watch Fiona Fang ~

9. The basic morality of copying homework is to copy it, no matter right or wrong.

10, the so-called holiday is to do your homework in another place. .

1 1. I tore off the label "National Inspection-Free Products" posted on the refrigerator and posted it on my summer homework.

12, more homework? Is this pear big? Are the students roaring? The students are roaring.

13,-People who haven't written about winter vacation homework up to now will definitely make great achievements in the future, because they are more calm than the average person.

14, nonsense junior high school, cheating in the exam, homework in Gao Shan.

15, homesick when the heating doesn't work! Homework is overwhelmingly demanding, homesick! When I have no friends, I miss home! When you are bored, you will miss home only when you are bored! It's cloudy, rainy and windy. When the weather gets cold, I will miss home! Ah! Go to eat Japanese food later.

16, growing pains, whatever you write, just write why you have to take exams every day, do your homework, and face the classroom where the teacher is speechless.

17, [Fuck off, you have a headache]

18, summer homework can't wait to have a bed like a concubine who is vying for favor, but since the summer vacation, I have been diligent and loving the people and worried about Tencent and Sina.

19, I haven't seen many plays, and I can't finish my homework every day. I'm still hanging around in the car, and I feel distressed.

20. I know that I don't do my homework all day and make you angry. I'm too lazy to do anything at home, but I don't want us to be apart in the summer vacation.

2 1. At school, I learned to swear, copy homework, compare with others, rebel, puppy love, fight, poke people in the spine, and know many dogs.

22. Ancestor, I'll burn some homework for you. Do more questions if you have nothing to do. Can you call our teacher and ask? .

23. The school has collapsed, the teacher is crazy, the homework belongs to others, and you are mine. This way. . . lovely

24. At school, I learned to swear, copy my homework, compare with others, rebel, puppy love, fight, poke people in the spine, and know many dogs. Other than that, I learned nothing.

Teacher, you always say that everything you do is good for us, so it will be better for us if you don't leave your homework! ! !

26. The homework assigned this year is estimated to be finished next year.

My wish for starting school is to do less homework, get better grades, grow taller and lose weight. . .

28. When our summer homework teacher has finished all the homework, there will be many cars that collect waste in the school.

29.- Are there any children's shoes that you said you couldn't find a pen when you were doing your homework-

30. Now, let's challenge the summer homework while chewing dazzling gum. . . Wow. Still copying. . Too much homework. root

3 1 I worry about my homework every Sunday. You are really annoying. You are really annoying. You are really annoying. You are really annoying. ]

33. Homework. Let's break up. We are not suitable. Really!

34. There is too much homework to finish ... This is the linguistics that studies the life of monks, which is too brain-burning. . I'm afraid I can't keep my hair.

35. At school, I learned to swear, copy homework, compare with others, rebel, puppy love, fight, poke people in the spine, and know many dogs.

Long live the children's shoes that were not written in the summer homework.

37. Who invented the exam, the homework and the teacher?

38. There is always one person in the class who does his homework quickly ... Although it is wrong, many people still copy it ... When I was a student, I couldn't afford it. ..

39. Summer homework. You know, you ruined everything for me. You can really die.

40. Homework really doesn't suit us. Will you stop pestering me? I am really tortured to death by you.

4 1, if there is military training, it will be sunny. If you have a holiday, it will rain. If you work hard at your homework, it will be the day before school starts.

42. The only thing foreigners can do right is to design their homework as uncountable nouns. Because students can't finish their homework at all.

43. My wish for starting school is to do less homework, get good grades, grow taller and weigh less. .

Teacher, you had a good year of safety and stability, but we had a bad year of too much homework.

45. I should tear off the label of "national inspection-free products" on the refrigerator and stick it on my summer homework. .

46. Copying homework is actually not called copying homework. In Chinese, it is called learning. Mathematically, this is called analogy. It's called copying in English. Geographically, it is migration. In biology, it is transcription and content.

47. Who stipulates that students must wear school uniforms, who stipulates that students must take exams, who stipulates that students must do homework, who stipulates that students must love learning, and who stipulates that?

48. How wonderful it would be if there were no schools, no teachers, no textbooks, no definitions and no homework in this world.

49. If you didn't bring your homework, the teacher would definitely say, "Why didn't you forget to eat?"

Doing homework upset my daily habits.

5 1, the freshman is actually helping the junior to do math, and he is still with me. . . Yelling at my homework is really dead. I just want to smile. I am too superficial to join the WTO.

52. What's the situation this year? CCTV did not broadcast Journey to the West, nor did Hunan Satellite TV broadcast Princess Zhu Huan. I don't even know when to do my summer homework.

I really didn't know that I had homework yesterday.

54, homework, I am not familiar with you, don't befriend, while playing.

55. It rains a lot during the Qingming Festival, and the Great Wall is a student homework contest!

56. Homework, if you leave me alone, will I love you?

57. Why are we so tired in class? Because we are graduating class, we were forced to die by homework before we died.

58. Half of the students in each class write their homework half to death, and half of them copy it half to death.

59. Loading ...1%... 2% ... 3% ... 5% ... 5% failed. Please ask the Education Bureau to have another holiday.

60, one by one, isn't it that you haven't finished your homework yet? As for it, I have no idea what my homework is.

6 1. If you saw the trees in the sky turned into piles of exercise books, would you still have the heart to do your homework? If you hadn't sold them, you wouldn't have been killed!

62. I really don't like you. Can you leave me alone? Please, do your homework first.

63. "Try to copy your summer homework while chewing. . . ""Wow, I'm going to copy it again. There is too much homework. I can't stop at all. "

64. There are too many homework in high school, and I can't finish it tomorrow. The feeling of broken pots and broken falls is back ... Why did I choose German? The words are incomplete, but the words are completely irregular, okay! ! I choose to die.

65. Who doesn't have an action industry yet ~

66. Copy winter vacation homework's answer to the highest realm, and if you copy it for a long time, you will miss the point.

67. Ancestor, I'll burn some homework for you and help me solve the problem. Call our teacher and ask. .

Homework is the only way for our teacher to remind us of him.

69. At school, when you ask your classmates to copy your homework, most of them will say, "Don't look for me if you are wrong!"

70, winter vacation homework I wrote for a month, the teacher wrote a reading.

7 1, don't play, don't be crazy, don't fall in love, do homework, listen to the teacher, is this still reading?

72. When I do my homework, my mother always pretends to be invisible. When I finished, she said, I haven't done my homework yet.

These days, no one believes that you are a student without puppy love, infidelity, rebellion, copying homework and playing mobile phones.

74. My wish is less homework, less bitches, more holidays and less exams.

75, three days and three nights, three pounds of homework! ! ! !

76. I dreamed that my summer homework was robbed @

77. Girl, when I think about my homework, I want to cause an explosion myself! Leave me alone and let me die. 100% pure and pollution-free.

78. If only the homework could be copied and pasted.

79. "Teacher, I didn't hand in my homework in the summer vacation", "Why" and "Gastric cancer"

80. Teacher, Tomb-Sweeping Day, I'm going to visit my ancestors' graves. What do you mean by assigning so much homework? Can you bear it if your ancestors are angry?

8 1, teacher, I want to ask you, didn't you say you should have a good rest during the winter vacation and Chinese New Year? Why are there so many homework assignments?

82. Ancestor ~ I'll burn some homework for you and help me with more problems. Can you call our teacher and ask?

83. Copying homework means plagiarism, while copying homework means borrowing, learning, copying and pasting.

84. With too much homework, I feel like I'm back in Grade One. Monitor Zhou Ji has no idea at all. Baby bear will take this baby to do his homework.

85, summer homework is that you write for 2 months, and the teacher approves a' reading' below. . .

86. Job loading:1%… 2% … 3% … 4% … 5% … 5% … failed to load! Please ask the Education Bureau to resume summer vacation. ...

87. Give me a Doraemon, and I will give you my homework from now on.

88. Teacher! ! Look, there are flying saucers. . Teacher, not good! It took the homework! I can stop doing it.

89. I wish myself not to die when I start school, not to sleep in class, not to copy my homework, not to make trouble with my friends, and my grades will soar. Oh, this report is killing me. .

90. The beginning of life is a good person. He is a hero if he doesn't do his homework. What if the teacher hits me? Pick up a kitchen knife and do it with him. He can't do it. Oh, my God, you can find Altman.

9 1, according to my inference of Mid-Autumn homework, I can't look directly at National Day.

92. Teacher, my homework is still sleeping at home. I can't bear to wake it up. Can you not pay it?

93. Touching the mobile phone while doing homework is like chewing it in an instant! ! @

94. I haven't studied for a long time, and I even hesitate to read, even if I am moved.

95. In the eyes of parents, doing homework 1 hour is one minute, playing computer for one minute is one hour, doing homework for 24 hours will not hurt your eyes, and playing computer for 24 minutes will blind your eyes.

96. I didn't know until that day, homework! We broke up ~ ~ ~

97. Where are the children whose homework has not been finished? !

98. I hate teachers to assign homework and homework.

99. When homework is too much and urgent, I will look like a terrible madman. I don't like myself like this, I seek meaningless security, and then a vicious circle. Efficiency comes first.

100, I think my mother has too much homework, but China moves like a dog! Mama of, blind deduction of money, even did not receive the text message, was deducted more than 30 yuan, when our money was robbed by the bank! That's disgusting! I'm so angry, go to sleep!