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Talk to that big guy

In real life, many young people want to save money to buy a truck to pull their own goods. Everyone thinks that they can deliver goods by car without being bound by the boss's leadership. As long as they deliver goods within the specified time, they can earn a lot of money, but in fact, only they know the sadness of truck drivers. Here are some interesting jingles about trucks.

The first bullet in the jingle:

Drivers between heaven and earth are the most tired, running around without saying they are tired.

It looks chic, but it's boring. I don't know it's dark without a holiday.

There is a high hall on the top and a younger generation on the bottom, supporting the family and suffering,

Sweat and tears, like a thief,

Bow, bow, but kneel down and can't sleep at night.

The boss pointed out that he didn't dare to offend anyone bigger.

If you don't leave your post all the year round, all labor laws and regulations will be invalid.

There is no place to cry when you are physically and mentally exhausted, and it is difficult for family members to meet on holidays.

If you don't earn much money, you pretend to have money. Roadside restaurants often spend money.

The five poisons are useless, and you will commit a crime if you are not careful.

You don't know what it's like to leave your family behind and be ashamed of your elders.

Dare not expect social status, relying on stupidity and narcissism.

The second bullet in the jingle:

At the beginning of life, human nature is good, and driving is difficult!

In the car, look ahead and see many cars!

There is a small cigarette in the Rizhao incense burner. When it is opened, it is a Xiaotian!

Businessmen don't know how to hate their country, and they get sleepy as soon as they get on the bus!

I miss you every night. I've been driving!

Romantic when flowers bloom, open your eyes straight!

If friends and relatives ask each other, just say I'm in the street!

Ask how much you can worry about and look forward to an early start!

The third bullet in the jingle:

Drivers often drive, which is really hard.

Keep your eyes on the road and you can't get out of the driveway.

Look at the roadside at any time, and the sign can't be wrong.

Although it's a long way, it's illegal to go out.

The fourth bullet in the jingle:

Eating a few dollars of box lunch and driving a car of 400 thousand or 500 thousand,

With millions of goods, talking about millions of contracts,

Risking tens of millions, sleeping in a hotel for tens of dollars,

Pointing to hundreds of millions of markets, you can only make less money.

Take the money to sell cabbage, with the heart to sell white powder!

The high-end atmosphere of the business is on the file, and the profit is low-key and grounded!

Lumbago during the day, you must be strong at night.

Cloth shoes have a long way to go, but when can they settle down in their hometown?

Homesickness is deeply hidden in my heart, and wandering around the world is commonplace.

I have been away from home for many years and can't stay with my parents all the time.

Wife and children can't be in charge, and relatives and friends can't see it.

Lyrics adapted by truck driver (theme song "Dang" Huanzhugege):

Let's be with the truck and live happily.

Dongfeng liberates * * * and enjoys the prosperity of the world.

When the song squeezes out the joy in your heart, please blow the horn

Grasp youth vigorously

Truck drivers' union:

Shanglian: Open one year late, and there is no money left every year!

Bottom line: it's less than one year old, and it's getting tired every year!

Horizontal batch: driving is not guilty, long live the driver!

The above is a comprehensive description of the humor of truck drivers. In fact, it is not easy for anyone in today's society. People from all walks of life have their own sadness. There is no need to complain about the hardships of life blindly. Occasionally watching jingles for entertainment can also effectively improve their pessimistic mentality.