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Biography of Degang Guo Jigong
That thing is called Ding Long Poem, which is before every stand-up comedy. There are many specific things. In front of imperial academy's son, it is:
Law-abiding and melancholy, singing hard every night.
Riding a mule harms others, is honest and fair, and is hungry.
Building bridges and roads is blind, and there are many people who kill and set fires.
I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said-no way.
There are many other things listed for you:
I am looking for the source of the celestial world, and I will travel all over Kyushu. Do somersaults outside the cloud nine and take a bath in Naihe. Who is fascinated by this? We won't let your pursuers go. The sky will chase you in the Temple of Nine Clouds, and the sea will chase you in the Crystal Palace. Your potential is different from ours, so we will pull three feathers on it.
1, Lang said that the bag was once torn apart, who can tell Qin! Doing business today is as good as a ghost, and my heart is hanging in the air.
I remember there was a party by the river last spring. I visited again today, but I didn't see my bosom friend. But seeing a piece of land breaks my heart.
3, break the lyre, I don't want to fight anyone! All smiles are friends, but it's hard to find a bosom friend.
4, snobbish and snobbish, gentle people re-read their confidants! Boya will not die in the clock, which is an eternal miracle.
5, wealth and five more spring dreams, fame and fortune. At present, the flesh and blood is not true, and love becomes hate. Don't wear a gold cangue around your neck, and don't lock the jade. There is a pure wish to get rid of the hubbub and be happy with the scenery.
6. Insert the young crops into Noda and look down at the water. Six clean squares are meters (roads), and retrogression is progress.
7. It's not that friends don't get together. When do friends get together? If I had known that I was heartless after death, I hooked love before I died.
8. Killing his wife, Wuqi, is so ignorant that it hurts and is ridiculous. Look at Zhuang Sheng's drums and pots. Carefree is my teacher.
9. Turtles used to bully frogs in wells, and Dapeng spread its wings all over the world. A strong man has a strong hand. Don't brag to others.
10, I cover it, you cover it, you cover it with felt. If you have money, I will help you. If I have no money, I will use your money. You hold my feet when going up the hill, and I carry you when going down the hill. I will be your husband when I have a son, and sleep with me when you have a daughter. When you swear by this, I will die after you; When I broke my oath, you died before me.
1 1, I'm happy to take advantage, but I'm depressed. No deal, no loss, no joy and no sorrow.
12, know the world, don't open your mouth, just nod in front of people. If you don't even nod your head, you won't have troubles and troubles for a lifetime.
Xiang Tuo used to be Confucius' teacher, but Gong Jing looked down on him. Be modest first, and learn endlessly.
14, gain year, delay year; Have happiness, and joy. Everything is always in the sky, so why bother? Don't worry about width, don't worry about narrowness. I don't know whether it is prosperous and useless in ancient and modern times. Jingu bustling fundus dust, Huaiyin career front to blood. At the Lintong meeting, bile disappeared, and Xiao Sheng in Danyang County was completely lost. The arrival of weak grass is better than spring flowers, full of pure gold and pure iron. Freedom and happiness are cheap, but you don't know the taste until you get old. You can live for a long time without wearing or eating.
15, Zhou Gongwei rumors day, when Wang Mang was humble to corporal. If you die that year, who knows the truth of your life!
16, fame is never heard, right and wrong are always clear. I believe people for a while.
17, the ancestral system is detailed, and Li Yu is peaceful for a hundred years. White eyes are unreasonable and stubborn, and there are many accidents.
18, 5. Ye Ming is peaceful. Is there any more intense dispute with Xiang Jun? Say that Yao and Shun are the law, serve Yizhou and help others to be wise. All the old ministers live in scattered places because of the new law. Look back at the old man in the comfort zone, and satirize Du Ziyin in Tianjin first.
19, the article says that it is natural, and it is biased towards evil knowledge. It is true that arguing that tungsten punishment is not the right way and eating bait by mistake. Seek your own ambition before you die, and your own ambition after you die. Seeing Yin, the dead child, handcuffed, I knew justice was clear.
20, life has been known for its arrogance, and death is still hypocritical and deceptive. Wu left no good words, but floating words. The fields fled to an empty house, said Millennium Chen Gen, young crops. I have to worry about adding snow to my temples all night because I didn't see it myself.
2 1, contrast between good and evil, see the pros and cons; Persuade people not to do evil, but to do good.
22. The wind and the phoenix miss their hometown, invite them to travel around the world and ask them to burn. I didn't know what to do when I didn't meet Xi. Why go to Sishang now?
23, there are beautiful women in the boudoir, the room is close to me, why do you have to be a mandarin duck, and your jaw is stubborn!
24, Phoenix Phoenix from my habitat, I want to enjoy the tail forever. Friendship and harmony, but my wings fly high in the middle of the night and I feel sad when I miss them.
25, the night is quiet and the moon is full, please let the wind and Zhejiang drain the forest. Zhu Xian's slow promotion of lovesickness is not a matter of not playing with his bosom friends.
26. It's autumn when it comes, and it's autumn when it comes to spring. Upstairs, you can't move for eight thousand miles. There are countless green hills, countless white clouds and countless green waters. It's rare to be 70 years old in life. Count how many degrees time can come!
27. The peaks are green and the pavilions on the clouds are monasteries. No one spoke on the railing all day, and the cold spring was full of flowers.
28, apricot blossoms and red rain, pear blossoms and white snow, ashamed of short pavilions and long roads. There are thousands of volumes in the chest, and the words are eternal. There are many mistakes in Fang Xin's Confucian crown.
29, Dong Jun also returned home, flowers all over the floor. Xiao Qing doesn't need to be busy when there is a road, so he wears sandals to go home.
30. Adventure through the Qin Pass, trudge along the Yangtze River, and rugged Wan Li to Qiantang. Life is short, the treasure has a seal, and every word dares to touch my emperor.
3 1, if you can't be famous, you will eat the neighborhood. Return the purple robe to your hometown, and return to your hometown with all your clothes on.
32. In the past, Sima Feng Yang Tong became emperor today. If all articles meet the Lord, fame will come sooner or later.
33. There is no way at dawn, and there is a short flame lamp before the wind. I'm afraid I can't become a monk, but I'm afraid I'll lose a monk if I gain something.
34. There was Meng Changjun in the State of Qi, and evil was strong in the town of Jin. The five elements are partial to me, and I want to ask about the stars.
35. The sharp grass is tied around the waist and lingers in the pot. If you meet Tang Sanzang again, you will take off your clothes in the future.
36. Sweet dumplings are sacrificed to Qu Yuan every year. Today, the monk is getting married. How much do you know about full house, which comes first, life or death?
37. The teeth ring in winter and winter, and the official rows are on both sides; Rebecca's life and death case, the mastermind of Dongyue.
38. Stay with Qu Yuan's delicious zongzi and try your best to participate in the dragon boat race. Since then, the umbilical cord has been broken, and there is no need to meet again in the afterlife.
39. Haven't you ever been stupid? You can't escape being ugly. We agree to persuade people to return to the good road, which is the accumulation of negative work in calculation.
40. The mountains are beautiful and the geese are warm and dry. The eastern suburbs gradually feel that flowers are for the eyes, and the south is vaguely grass and buds. Willow on the embankment, but no crow hides. Seek incense and live in the mountains. Several trees in the faucet have fallen red plums, but the branches of red apricots have not yet blossomed.
4 1, every day the brothel is drunk in a dream, and I don't know that it is spring outside the city. The apricot blossoms began to rain, and the willows gently shook the breeze. Floating painting fat, dancing green, outside the green cage bridge. Pedestrians don't enter the fairyland, how heavy are the people in the bead curtain?
42. First, the spring is strong, listen to Yan language, and see it through the curtain. On the small bridge, the willow is fragrant, and on the mountain temple, the peach is red. When the young man is old, the butterfly moves westward, and it is hard to find hatred in spring. The vegetation is in the rain and pear blossoms are everywhere.
43. Spring breeze is sometimes good and sometimes evil. No spring breeze can blossom, and flowers are blown down by the wind.
44. Before it rained, I saw flowers first. After the rain, there were no flowers under the leaves. Bees and butterflies have climbed over the wall, but spring scenery is next door.
45. The willow flowers in March are scattered lightly, floating around, sending them back to life. This flower is a heartless thing, flying east and west.
46. When the flowers bloom, in March, butterflies come to grab them. Pick the spring scenery to the horizon, adding sadness to the sidewalk.
47. When the flowers bloom, they are bright and thick. Why do spring nights annoy fragrant bushes? The oriole sings in spring, and the infinite garden turns empty.
48. The cuckoo calls for spring return, and the blood is still lingering when kissing. The courtyard grows quietly, teaching life until dusk!
49. There is no right or wrong to complain about the wind and rain. Rain returns to spring. The cheeks are small with red berries, and the quarrel is yellow with milk.
50. When the flowers are gone, silkworms are forced to eat mulberry. I am annoyed that I can't find a place in spring, and the rivers and lakes have failed a hemp fiber.
5 1, the courtyard of the boudoir is getting longer and longer, and the charming girl continues to dress up at the front. Don't be natural in Dong Jun. Embroidering the fragrance with a golden needle and washing the leaves with oblique branches to cover the pistil are just fragrant. I once taught butterflies and bees to go crazy in the depths of the garden.
52. The morning glory of bamboo is all over the street, and the hedge huts are shaded by moonlight. Mao Chai wine in the glass lamp and Dou Mei in the white jade plate. Don't smile with annoyance, win a lifetime smile. Three thousand miles without a bosom friend, a hundred troops seal.
53. King Xian 'an couldn't help getting angry, and Guo Paijun couldn't help kowtowing. Mother Xiu Xiu can't stand having a family, and Cui Can can't leave her enemies.
54. I can't help admiring Li Chenxian's poems and wine. Splendid chest deceives Shi Yan, and writing style is wise. Fan Weiyuan, a calligrapher, and the lyrics and songs pour the country and flatter the new strings; Mo Yan's talent is exhausted, and the bright moon hangs on the edge of quarrying.
55. In the past years, there was a fanatic named Er Xian Di Ren. Put pen to paper to shock the wind and rain, poetry becomes a ghost! From then on, he became famous and never shed tears. The gift of literature is unique, and it will spread unparalleled.
56. Violet lies a fairy, and the restaurant has escaped for thirty years. Huzhou Sima why ask, Jin Su Tathagata is the return.
57. The clouds want clothes and flowers, and the spring breeze shines. If Yushan didn't see her, it would be Yaochi meeting under the moon.
58, a skill of red incense, heartbreaking. It is rare to ask about the Han Palace; Poor swallow leaning on her new makeup!
59. Famous flowers flooded into China and enjoyed each other. They look like smiling kings. As beautiful as spring, it can eliminate infinite resentment and live in the north of Chenxiang Pavilion.
60. Gongcheng Zhao, count cigarettes. As soon as I went to Jinma, I fell into the flying canopy. I'm going to sing in the east, but I haven't finished singing. Books thank friends, boats find fishermen.
6 1, scared the man to see the genius, and the son of heaven gave him a spoon. Once I rode a whale to the sky, and the river was full of sorrow of quarrying.
62. Fireworks are just around the corner, and the Swallow House is still spreading here. Would you like to forget the meaning of March? Cui saved a lifetime of sorrow. Because of odds and ends, it is difficult to dance again, and lotus flowers are different from single flowers. No yellow pimples? So far, people say romance.
63. Beiyou pine and cypress lock cigarettes, and Yanzilou people meditate. Because of burying one's crown and singing a sword, the fragrance of tea disappeared for twenty years.
64. Look at Hongyan's return to Yueyang, and look at Xuanniao's delivery. Xiao Yu was not in the mood, so he let the cobwebs form dust.
65, the residual light cream upstairs, the person who sleeps alone gets a bed of acacia. How much does Si Tong know in one night? The ends of the earth are not long!
66, steel halo shirt color smoke, once looked at a potential. How many years have you stopped dancing Song of the Dress? Are you in an empty box?
67. At present, a guest returned to Luoyang and went to Shangshu's house. Seeing poplars like pillars, the red powder turns to ash.
68. The moon is covered with frost, and Leng Xiang caresses the bed. It's raining in front of the swallow house, and Qiu Lai only wants to be alone.
69. How many days can a person 100 live? Time flies, starting with stubble. There is wine at the bottom, but what's the use of the false name behind it?
70. It's already deep, so melancholy. If you don't talk about the method of poetry, who will comfort all my hearts?
7 1, wine is a burning nitrate flame, color is a steel knife for cutting meat, more money will not hurt people's seedlings, and gas is smokeless gunpowder. In the future, when the four pieces are combined, it will be quite fast. Advise you not to love the supreme, which is the right way to cultivate one's morality and cultivate one's sexuality.
72, three cups can be with everything, a drunk party to rest a thousand worries, yin and yang are in harmony, loneliness needs a bosom friend. Wealth is the treasure of the family, qi is the principle of nature, and helping humanity is resentment. How wrong it is to hold an opinion!
73. Every time you reward a mandarin duck, you will see flowers bloom. Ignorance of flowers and emotions, how can people be unhappy? You are a good lady, and beautiful women are greedy and versatile. The two are in harmony in the red account. Gold is hard to buy at the moment.
74. Gather three talents and three strengths, and be rich and obedient. It is difficult to teach Xiu De with empty hands. Everyone respects me and despises me everywhere. Don't ask me what I need to know about life just because of idle fighting.
75, since the mixed yuan opened, the word Yin and Yang has been successful. It means that life is scattered into the wind and everything is sprouting. But look at the body six feet, throat asked three inches cycle. Wealth and wine are wrapped in cages. Who can enjoy them without gas? "
76. Overlord committed suicide in Wujiang, and wise Zhou Yu didn't live long. How many frontline heroes died because they failed to live up to expectations.
77. Drinking is the highest, and lewdness is the hero. Don't take meaningless wealth, submit to humiliation and forgive others.
78, insert Qiang lotus with thorns, repair and raise tigers for self-injury. A few people will grow up if they don't understand the weather.
79, the black wind is high, and thieves are rampant in the yellow sky. It's natural to go back and forth, so the killer has a long life?
80. How many states did the moon bend? Several families are happy and several families are sad. Every couple has their own registered permanent residence, and several families are scattered in other states.
8 1, the firm but gentle points also closed, and Lianzhu broke the last contact. Everything is life, leaving nothing to heaven!
82. Who can solve the mystery in the poem? Bao Gong was startled. People who send voices to darkrooms are guilty. They don't know the truth.
83. Sai Weng Ma De was unlucky, and Song Zi was blind and fierce. The future is as dark as paint, but the weather is unpredictable.
84. Ren Lei once burned down the library, and exorcism was real. There are sparrows in the seascape, but there is no god.
85. Who said it was difficult to be poor in the past? Generally, ups and downs are always empty. It can be said that you have been divided all your life, and the struggle is like a cloud pointing to Hong Bin. Adding snow in the dark, white eyebrows and blushing. Looking back, I am disappointed and desolate, and the twilight brings hatred to Taiwan.
86. Where does Qingming not smoke? In the suburbs, paper money is floating in the breeze. People were laughing and singing on the grass. It was sunny and rainy at first. On the branches of begonia, there is a gentle language. On the edge of Liu Yang bank, you are drunk and sleepy. Pink girls fight for the drawing board, and the colored silk flutters to learn to fly fairy.
87. Who doesn't love money and sex? It's always difficult to dye people's hearts. Teenagers are like supervisors. Ghosts don't invade anyone.
88. Spring ploughing summer sowing, hard work and diligence; In spring, fine chaff is like jade, and boiled fragrant rice is like silver. There are three meals left, and if you are hungry, you can cure poverty. Unfortunately, there are still poor people in the world!
89. Autumn wind, spring grass will fall and feet will stick in the mud. Don't laugh if you don't draw a tiger, but it's amazing to arrange claws.
90. I was drunk all day, and suddenly I heard that I was trying to climb the mountain in spring. I have to stay for half a day because of the hate of the bamboo yard.
9 1, buy a cow to learn farming and build a hut for nymphs. I also know that I won't die for many days, and I will spend several years in the mountains. Poetry and wine can always become immortals in order to be an official and to fantasize about cameos. Everything in the world has gone up in price, and old things are worthless.
92. I have never been qualified to be a courtier. I only emphasize surnames, not people. Chu Shifeng's songs are sincere and awesome, and Ye Gonglong is good at seeking truth. If there is no score in the end, you'd rather wear an old body with a green lining. Iron inkstone wears heart hero, in the Spring and Autumn Period, it is said that Ping Jin.
93. Why do you have to fight for fame? Sooner or later, you will go to heaven. However, you are not long in your 3000 s.
When the sky is silent, where can I find it? Not high or far, only in people's hearts.
95. Rabbits fly like flying horses, and the world is always blurred in a hundred years. It's a dream of wealth, a game of chess played by kings of past dynasties. Yu decided that Kyushu and Tang accepted the inheritance, Qin swallowed the six countries and Han succeeded to the throne. One hundred years are numbered, and it is too late to pursue sex day and night.
96. If you say it, you will be loyal to the monarch forever, and if you say it, you will be deeply impressed. Eight hundred military States are the real emperors, and one shot and one stick show greatness.
97. Don't force marriage, and don't worry before marriage. Let the waves rise from the sky and cross the boat steadily.
98. As you sow, you reap. Persuade people to be kind and pay for themselves.
99. Angry out of Haimen, the boatman cloud is a virtual soul. Snow waves are flying all over the sky, and silver mountains and horses are everywhere. In the sky, the wheel will be dark, and the next one, the universe will be dim. Where was Wu Zhi's Vietnam War? A fishing song is too late in the village.
100, when the child was young, Liu was a stranger and Yutang hit it off at first sight. Wanjin exhausted, pink eyes with tears. Goods are stolen, servants are ponies, and criminals are like prisoners in prison. To get rid of grievances, get married at the age of 100.
10 1, who is like the ancients? Spring dreams and autumn clouds can't be trusted. Gully doesn't help people, but it's just a name. Chen is heavier than glue paint, poor and committed to life and death. In this way, individuals abandon the above, and the only indifference is the bamboo-pine alliance.
102, three-way drumbeats and four-watch chickens, with high sunlight and low moonlight. The time series is autumn, winter, spring and summer, and ships and cars are north and south. The second person in the mirror is old and things are uneven. If you are looking for stability in the middle, a pot of turbid wine will be a wonderful meal.
103, my ancestors gave me the world of mortals, but Cycas bloomed without spring. The cycle of transformation is very heavy, and life is reborn. If you want to know that color is colorless, you must know that it is invisible, but it is tangible. Empty color is color, and empty color should be clear.
104, idle to the study to explain ancient and modern, life is not ruthless. Beauty and wit have many adventures, and it is more difficult to meet Li Ying than Zhang Sheng.
105, Zhu Wen met under the lamp, and Shi Houyan met an old friend. Life and death are endless, and the most important thing in the world is family.
106, sweeping away the remains of Hu Li's Empress Dowager, Dragon dancing in Cui Wei. On the left is the sea and sky, and on the right is Taihang Mountain. Geji nine faces are men, and his clothes are hung all over the world. Taiping people enjoy Hua Xu's life, but Jin Ou's glory lives on.
107, you never know, it's now or never. If those who die of breaking the country are insatiable people.
108, spring flowers and autumn moon, full of romantic feelings, regardless of beauty, are easy to grow old. Try to compare the human heart to the heart of pine and cypress. How many people can save for the cold?
109, wealth will also seek wisdom. Zhong Ni was blocked when he was young. When people don't know the meaning of the day, they worry about their body and mind in the middle of the night.
1 10, the spring flowers are gorgeous and beautiful, and the moon is dark and windy. It's amazing how shallow and deep the world is just by speaking with a golden tongue.
1 165438+ It's hard to be together when time is negative, and people are not free when they are emotional. Cover your knees with perfume at night and scratch your head with jade when you are bored. Cherry blossoms and pear blossoms make you heartbroken.
1 12, it is a myth to learn to be immortal. Less lust for sex, want to be healthy, if you don't hide it from others, it is immortal.
1 13, the human scenery is spring, pink and willow green. The BMW car is idle, and the east wind enters the Forbidden City. There is wine left, you can sing your feelings and forget your interests and fame. Hao, let's try to talk about the past and remember that Jingyang is full of water.
1 14, one is expensive and the other is cheap, and friendship is visible; Till death do us part is a friendship. (Actually, there is this sentence. In fact, it is also found in historical records: friendship is not known until you die; Poverty and wealth are a state of knowing each other; One is expensive and the other is cheap, and friendship can be seen; As soon as it floats away, friendship comes out. Righteousness comes first, and soldiers come later. Those who take a shower for the first time will wipe their crowns, and those who wash newly will shake their clothes. The defeated army will not be brave; The minister of national subjugation is unwise. )
The golden mountain is shaded for thousands of years, the clouds fly high and the water flows naturally.
Wanli Yangtze River floats with jade belts, and silver moon rolls with golden balls.
It is three thousand miles away from Hubei, and it is close to sixteen continents in the south of the Yangtze River.
The beautiful scenery can't be seen for a while, so lucky chance has something to say.
Moral three yellow and five emperors, fame Xiahou Shang Zhou.
The five tyrants and seven heroes made an insurrection in the Spring and Autumn Period, and they rose and fell for a while.
In the Qing dynasty, there were only a few surnames, and there were countless barren hills in Beishan.
As the tree, so the fruit.
Law-abiding and melancholy, singing hard every night.
Riding a mule harms others, is honest and fair, and is hungry.
Building bridges and roads is blind, and there are many people who kill and set fires.
I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said-no way.
The foot of my bed is shining with such bright light. Is it frosty already? Looking up, I found it was moonlight. My name is Degang Guo.
Fine hair and hoof fat of horses,
A son stealing from his father is not a thief,
A blind uncle married a blind grandmother,
After half a lifetime, neither of them has seen anyone!
Looking at it from a distance is leisurely, and looking at it from a distance is far away.
It's not a gourd, it's not a gourd, it's a rush in the water.
Some people say it's a fish belly, others say it's a urine bubble.
They made a bet by the river, and it turned out that Wang Wenlin was taking a bath.
The most serious injury is the cold weather at night, and the skinny people are miserable.
Inviting wine to ruin the intestines, three cups of drunkenness, seeking fragrance and dreaming, five more cold.
There were tears in Feng's eyes, so I didn't have a chance to spend them.
Small building lonely heart full moon, it is difficult to circle.
On the third day of the third year, the couple closed for dinner.
The fly took a grain of rice, and the old man chased it to Sichuan in a rage.
The old man walked for three months, but the book didn't come and the letter didn't pass.
Find a fortune teller to calculate. According to Mr. Wang, according to divination, traveling with the travelling expenses is harmful and annoying! (Mr. Liu Baorui)
The general was born heroic, with his waist across the autumn water, the wind blowing drums, mountains and rivers, lightning flags and the sun and the moon shining high.
There is an ant in the unicorn hole in the sky. Can it escape from peace? When we come back, my husband and I will unbutton our shirts.
It is difficult to keep a wolf as a dog and look after the house at the same time.
Shortly after the ink dyed the cormorant black, the crow was painted white.
Candied Huang Lian will suffer eventually, but melons and fruits are not sweet.
Good deeds must be done by good people, and mortals can't be immortals.
Jinshan bamboo shadow for thousands of years, the cloud locks high, and the water flows by itself.
Wanli Yangtze River floats with jade belts, and a bright moon rolls golden balls.
As far away as Hubei, three thousand miles. As far as sixteen states in the south of the Yangtze River.
I can't see the beautiful scenery for a while, but I have a lucky chance to travel in the world of pictorial.
Lushan bamboo shadow for thousands of years, cloud lock peak water gravity.
Wanli Yangtze River floats with jade belts, and a bright moon rolls golden balls.
There are 3,000 borders in the northwest of Yao Lu, and there are millions of states in the southeast.
The scenery is endless, and the lucky opportunity will come again.
Castle peak pine shadow for thousands of years, cloud lock peak water gravity.
Wan Li River floats with jade belts, and a bright moon rolls golden balls.
Looking three thousand miles in the north of Saibei, sixteen continents in the south of the Yangtze River are nearsighted.
The beautiful scenery is endless, so lucky opportunities will come again.
Longchuan bamboo shadow for thousands of years, Yunsuo peak flowing water gurgling,
Wanli Yangtze River floats with jade belts, and a bright moon rolls golden balls.
Looking at the northwest of the 3 thousand border from a distance, it is likely to drown the twelve States in the south of the Yangtze River.
I can't see all the good scenery for a while, so the lucky opportunity will come again in the future. "
Old vines and faint crows, small bridges and flowing water. The old road is thin, the sun is setting, and the heartbroken people are in the hospital.
A son steals his father, and a horse with thin hair and fat hoofs is not a thief. The blind uncle married the blind grandmother, and the old couple spent most of their lives without seeing anyone.
Sexy romance is not that enemies don't get together. Just for adultery, it is difficult to protect his wife and children. If you hit the front, you will be full of evil behind you, and the retribution will start, and all evil will come first. So, it's a hook in the media.
If you look straight, you will bend, but it is difficult to keep a wolf as a dog. Soon after the cormorant is dyed black by ink, it is not firm to paint the crow white. Honey soaked in Huang Lian will eventually be bitter, but picking melons and fruits can't be sweet. Good deeds should be done by good people, but mortals cannot be immortals.
Telling stories and singing operas to persuade people, the three continents take the center. Good and evil will eventually be rewarded, and the right path in the world will change.
The Mid-Autumn Festival in August is white dew, and pedestrians on the road are desolate;
The bridge is full of flowers and rice, and I miss it day and night.
Not at ease, reading articles early in the morning;
After ten years of hard study, you can only be wise and broad.
Moral three emperors and five emperors, fame Xia Houshang Zhou Dynasty;
The five heroes in the Spring and Autumn Period made an insurrection, and instantly rose and fell!
A few names on the history of qing dynasty, there are countless barren hills in Beijiang;
Our predecessors' fields were taken away by later generations, and they said something about enter the dragon.
Law-abiding and melancholy, strong beam and singing at night, riding a mule and hurting others, fair and hungry. Building bridges and roads is blind, killing and setting fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, No way!
The most serious injury is the cold weather at night, and the skinny people are miserable. Inviting wine to ruin the intestines, three cups of drunkenness, seeking fragrance and dreaming, five more cold. There were tears in Feng's eyes, so I didn't have a chance to spend them. Small building lonely heart full moon, it is difficult to circle.
There are weeds and idle flowers everywhere,
When does enter the dragon close?
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Look at Liang, Tang, Jin, Han and Zhou.
Wine is poison, color is steel knife, wealth is curse, and gas is smokeless.
No wine, no banquet, colorless human extinction, no money, no road, no gas, but being bullied.
In front of the mountain and behind the mountain of Lu Mei, there is a wolf, and the wolf and the deer become sworn at the top of the mountain.
The wolf is in trouble, the deer comes to help, the deer is in trouble, and the wolf hides;
The arrow hit the crow's head and landed on the wolf;
I advise you to be cautious in making friends, and never make friends unintentionally.
Qian Sun Zhao Li, Wu Zhou Zheng Wang, Chen Feng Chu Wei, cut sugar for cake.
Horse hair has long hoofs, and the old couple sleep on the kang. The old man wanted to sleep on the kang, but his wife wouldn't let him sleep. The old man picked up the doorknob and his wife picked up the rolling pin. The old couple banged at dawn, and the kang was cold. No one touched the hot kang.
It should snow in1February, and the old couple slept on the kang. The old man wanted to sleep on the kang, but his wife wouldn't let him sleep. The old man picked up the doorknob and his wife picked up the rolling pin. The old couple banged at dawn, and the kang was cold. Nobody touches the hot kang!
I worked hard and knew I was dead before I left the saddle. For three hundred years, it has harmed the country and hanged the people for eight thousand miles.
The autumn wind sword makes me cry alone, and the setting sun signs a flag to raise the general altar. The atmosphere of the world is not exhausted, so it is not appropriate to wait and see.
Li Hongzhang's Poems
Stand tall, and don't be bullied. Zhang Fei broke Dangyang Bridge. Although it is not a good deal, couples will be grateful one day!
"storytelling and singing opera persuade people to go to the central government on three continents. Good and evil will eventually be reported, and the right path in the world will be vicissitudes. "
It's cold in the sky and hydrangeas are rolling underground. Steamed buns, but not steamed buns.
As soon as the sun was as red as fire, Erbajiaren put on rouge. The redder, the redder.
Sake is a red face, and white money is touching.
Going to the opera is to listen to the charm, mountains and rivers, deep valleys and clouds.
Drama, life, good and evil, loyalty, betrayal, sadness and joy are always related.
There is a bright moon in the sky, so you must be puzzled (learn) what to do for others. First of all, we should be filial to our parents, but we should also love our compatriots. Brothers, brothers and sisters must never be abandoned.
When the Dojo is successful, liberation becomes. Vegetarians are devout and burn incense to worship. All the people on the altar are singing the holy name. The sea of misery is full of evil and charm.
If you don't wake up for half a minute, the world will go around the world without thinking about Tommy. Look at the colorful mountains, listen to the flowing water, the spring flowers are still there, and people are not surprised when they come. In the Mid-Autumn Festival in August, geese fly south and scream and cry, but they will come back one day, and their dead souls will not come back.
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