Super funny. Tell me about it.

1. Tell me if you want to smoke in the future, and I will kiss you!

2. Qingming I suddenly remembered that I haven't given you a grave yet.

If you don't do your homework until the last minute, come out and have a look. You have the quality of keeping calm in times of crisis.

Only by not pestering each other can we live a good life.

5. Do you find those people who don't like you particularly ugly?

6. Amitabha, if you dare to hit a poor monk, you just don't give Jesus face.

7. You are stupid enough! You can see a shit fool at a glance!

A long time ago, there was a man who didn't love me, and then he died.

9. If you can't red your eyes after goodbye, can you let me paint your face red?

10, the night before the start of school, the electricity consumption in China will rise linearly.

1 1, I see your face is blue, your pupils are dilated, you have epilepsy in the upper body and a stroke in the lower body. Otherwise, I'll save you a seat first.

12, you are obviously a snail, and you have to carry a turtle shell, so you are not too tired because of the overload of the old fire.

13, what's the ugly guy daydreaming about?

14, if one day ω ǒ smokes, is it because of missing? The smell of your body.

15 Some people even say that I wear eye shadow, which is an insult to my dark circles.

16, what do you have? It makes me happy to say it.

17, you don't even know Yao Ming, how can I play football with you? You are so funny.

18, long time no see, I don't know how ugly you are.

19, you have the right to remain silent, but I think everything you say is a compliment.

20. A boy who warms only one girl is called a warm man, and a boy who warms all girls is called a boiler.

2 1, July is coming, which means that many people have finally ended their single life in the first half of the year and started their single life in the second half.

22. It's nice to meet you at the best time.

23. God will make up for what you lost.

24. How many people died from drinking and how many people were born from drinking?

25. The most ridiculous reason for breaking up is that we are not suitable. Can you find the most suitable one except me?

26, always in a daze, afraid that one day I will really become a fool.

27. Maybe I am not a person who likes memories, but I want to remember that I am not alone at all.

28, playing well is a small age, playing badly is awkward? Yes.

29. Smile and hug every day and be a woman as warm as a sunflower.

30. Solemnly promise not to use urban management first.

3 1, friends are roads, and homes are trees. Don't get lost, lean against the tree.

32. How many couples have been created by reading and how many marriages have been destroyed by teachers.

33. Chatting in the same language without * * * is like a piece of sand. I don't need the wind to blow. I want to take a shower after a few words.

34. I was crazy, stupid, persistent, persistent, loved, and finally lived alone.

35. It is useless for a man to be handsome. Can I swipe my card with my face when I go to the bank?

36. There are only two kinds of mathematical proof questions, one is lying in the trough, which is also used to prove, and the other is lying in the trough, which can also prove.

37. I thought I was a flower on the cliff, but later I realized that I was just a scum in the sea of people.

38, if it is fun to hurt me, then you continue, I will say to you with a smile; The injury is deeper!

If one day I become a hooligan, please tell others that I am innocent.

40. The only difference between Superman and me is that I wear underwear.

4 1, in fact, I am a genius, but unfortunately I am jealous of talents!

42. I am convinced that a person will come to this world because of my torture.

43, sentimental and boring dog, the capital is not enough to stand aside.

44. It is easy to stand outside the pain and convince the suffering people.

45. I am not a strong person, but I know that sometimes I have no choice but to be strong.

46. Can't learn, can't play, can't sleep well and eat too much.

47. It suddenly occurred to me that if a girl runs away from home, her parents will never find her with her selfie.

48. Don't talk to your brother about happiness. Not as good as a plate of braised pork.

49. I am not an ordinary person, so I don't speak Mandarin.

50. Sleep is an art, and no one can stop me from pursuing art.

5 1, don't care about others' satire, it's others' jealousy.

52. Say sorry to yourself, pick up your self-esteem and move on proudly!

I gave you the plot and gave him the ending.

54. It's really hard for you to be ugly. You run out in the morning to scare people, and at night to scare ghosts.

55. The sky is wild, and the son who has no money is too long.

No matter how bad your hair is, it won't change your age and appearance.

57. Only you know whether it hurts or not, and only you know whether it has changed or not. Don't ask me how I'm doing, I wish I could die.

58. What I have done is so insignificant. However, all I do is how important it is.

59. I'm just used to having you, not wanting you.

The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I rolled my eyes with them.

6 1, today I finally know why I am * * big, because I have * * debts!

62. Hearing footsteps, it takes 0.468 seconds for the mobile phone to lock the screen, put it aside, retract the bed and close its eyes. Perfect!

63. If you can't be together, you can't be together. Actually, life is not that long.

64. I want to eat lollipops. How about we split it 50/50? Yeah, well, I eat sugar, and you eat it very well.

65. Examination is the same as * * in essence, and its purpose is to destroy family harmony.

66. I was heartbroken when I was young, but now I forget it. This is only a moment of youth and frivolity. Why is it forever?

67. Don't worry about my sense of security. You think I am a special antivirus software.

68. It's no use running on the wrong road.

69. I thought you would tell me yourself after you left that my love at least gave you some happiness.

If you don't like something, change it; If not, then change your attitude.

7 1, all shall be well, jack shall have Jill, and no lover has heatstroke in summer.

72. Don't make me do it. Get rid of the crazy princess, get rid of the queen, piss off the emperor, and be king yourself.

73. Don't take my sister as a spare tire. My sister is a wheel you can't afford to change.

74. After so long, have you forgotten to say that you love me?

75. Turn around and leave without any sadness.

76. Although I am not a diamond, I have brilliance that you can't afford.

77. If you want to compete with tigers who can starve to death, you win.

78. Nowadays, children wash their hair not for cleanliness, but for hairstyle.

79. You either have late puberty or early menopause.

80. Wear other people's shoes and take other people's roads, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way.

8 1, people always cherish what they don't get and forget what they have.

82. Life is: one eats, one sleeps, one laughs, one walks, one dies and one buries.

I wanted to be a problem of juvenile, but I have been following the rules for so many years.

84. I only trust two people in the world, one is me and the other is not you.

85. Teacher, can we change our teaching methods? Like a dream.

It's not the end of the road, but the turn.

87. The homework has been put in the window, which is open. Do it yourself!

88. I wanted to turn over the salted fish in this mid-term exam, but I didn't expect it to stick to the pot again.

89. The teacher is actually quite pitiful. After all, he has to talk to himself for 45 minutes.

90, dear, you hate lying to me, how dare I not cooperate.

9 1. As soon as my girlfriend said she missed me, I knew she was hungry again.

92, these bastards, even condoms are corrupt.

93. It doesn't matter if your head is empty. The key is not to get into the water.

94. If you are not brave, no one will be strong for you.

95. If you can't get married, don't take up other people's youth.

When you look up at me, do you think I will still look at you?

97. China's holiday principle: what is owed must be paid back eventually.

98. Don't think about this sacred world with your villain's mentality.

99. To the world, you may be only one person. But for one person, maybe the whole world.

100, more money is not necessarily fun, and more money is not necessarily troublesome. Being poor and happy is really comfortable.

10 1, I'm lonely, but I don't need your charity.

102, I used to think less, go to bed early, and like to laugh.

103, only a few people think twice before doing it, and most of them still think twice before doing it.

104, it is cold. If you can't give me a hug, please buy me a coat

105, counteroffer is like falling in love. The highest state is bold but cautious and thick-skinned, and the minimum requirement is to do it when it is time to do it.

106. I liked to play hide-and-seek when I was a child. When others hide, I will go home for dinner.

107, life is not long, just live, not much money, just spend enough.

108. As soon as I saw you two, I thought you were a perfect match for lightning.