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If you swear, on the day of Daquan, you rode the whole little mantis motorcycle on the road. Qi is out of gas, you carry it home. You Mei startled your old lady sweeping the street. You are a thief. Fred, who blew your sow to death? The little gorilla in the zoo is still crying at you. Ni stood up in fear and put her hands upside down. She also told Ta's mother how this boy looks like W. O's long-lost cousin and gave you a Tuo dance on the spot. As soon as you go to the zoo, animals are everywhere on the top of the cage. Oh, my God, you can dance. You look like an alien. You had to take two Jin of sour Cai-fermented sticky bean buns to the night, and a small bag of crispy noodles with a new taste. I heard it's nothing. Still have to play online. Lian, I heard that you cried for five dollars that day. You think, that's my wife. Easy-to-send video tells you that the firewall of Internet cafes is different. You are impatient, too Tell people which is the firewall. Yao stripped it. I want to meet someone. That day, I stopped the king and spent a little more time going to the toilet. I'll wait for me at the door. Deng said, how can people return it? Not coming out? I kicked the door of Gei and sang a song for me. I am a girl. Park is a clever girl. You look like a nonhuman. Come out to wash your hands and meet people. That play should not let you press this left, that press this little Buddha, and that induced play ying almost didn't let you tear it down. I don't even know how to get down. B lifted the ladder to help people up, and Xia Lisuo came over slowly. People gave baskets to cars. If you pull something, pouting is good for you. I have more money in my basket. Na security won't bother you. You look like Lei Feng's brother Sandy called your mother. Is your father Lei Shebao? You wear a dog skin hat, peel it off, no Ka, take a water gun. Who cares who wants two pieces of Ni? You are wearing a helmet, camouflage clothes and yellow rubber shoes. Li gives everyone the impression that you are the Flying Tigers. I looked at everyone carefully, tied the screwdriver wrench and pencil pipe wrench into a plastic bag and carried a lot of things at the end of summer. In front of it was a sword, a gun, a sharp knife, a left axe and a fork, followed by a baked wheat cake, a steamed bread and a twisted bun, and an old smelly electrician. You have nothing to do. Zhan changed his left hand for his right hand in the wind and rain, but his right hand could not pass Confucius. Hit with bricks, don't play around! Press the head! Si or not! Buddha said; Bullshit! I am kind! No, left is much! A brick is dead! ! What do you mean I'm bored? Just hit more than 30 people, hugged a handful of hemp, stole the bag of money, and my wife ran away with someone and left the porridge at home. Easy to smell the bad smell, I turned my eyes, got into the ambulance, and paid my respects! With you in life, life is full of Wu's limited vitality; With you along the way, I am afraid of lightning; Wisdom, because of you, happiness and satisfaction are always overflowing; If there is no Ni, who should I feed good pig food to? Guo, you are the best, ride a bench to the moon; The world belongs to you, and you can play the best. A wine can doesn't need a cup. From ancient times to the present, you can go out shopping and kill people; What you said is nothing, the Nobel Prize is waiting for you! Shu is pure, without fish, and people are invincible. If you don't skin it, you will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world. If Ni is a flower, cows dare not shit. 2 1Shi period is very dangerous. Go back to your Jurassic period. Shu is pure, without fish, and people are invincible. If you don't skin it, you will die. People are shameless and invincible in the world. If Ni is a flower, cows dare not shit. 2 1Shi period is very dangerous. Go back to your Jurassic period. Sheng beats you, and the days are full of infinite vitality; There are Ni all the way, afraid of lightning. Just because of you, happiness and men are always full; Without you, who will eat good pig food? You are the best in the country, sit on the bench and admire the moon; The world belongs to you, and you can play the best. You don't need a glass to drink. Cong, you are the best since ancient times, and going out shopping is scary; What do you mean by these buses? The Nobel Prize is waiting for you! You are, Ji, a mutant alien, a kindergarten-level German high school student, a frog head with congenital disease, an abandoned baby with a snowman in Mufeng, a murderer with a septic tank blocked, a descendant of a boatman, a chimpanzee with imbalance of yin and yang, a hippopotamus crushed by Benoit's Ark, a new volcanic eruption, super loudspeakers, and the shame of Eskimos ................................................... & gt

Swearing dictionary! 20 points: You lack calcium since childhood, but when you grow up, your grandmother doesn't feel pain, and your uncle doesn't pay for your left face and right face. Donkey sees donkey kick, pig sees pig Cai. Born to be a cucumber, I owe it a pat! The day after tomorrow belongs to walnuts, money to fight! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Find a daughter-in-law, it's a screw, but she needs to be screwed!

A complete collection of dirty words. If you swear, don't use dirty words 1. It looks very sci-fi, and Lund is abstract! 2. Brother, did you lower the resolution on your face? 3. Your appearance has broken through the human image of Xiang ... 4. Seeing your expression, I feel that your parents were not serious when they created you. Don't talk to me, I'm a neat freak. 6. If you are sick, you can cure the disease. Don't look for me. I'm not a vet. 7. Your inner face is longer than the pelvic scar. 8. With a cheerful face, he followed urine sugar. 9. You were so proud, but now you can't play with the stone. 10. I threw a bone at the dog and it wagged its tail at me. What are you? 1 1. Ba Wipe off your gum and see who is talking. 12. Ma, please look at the goods you are talking about clearly. 13. How dare I touch you? I'm afraid I will buy hand sanitizer to help myself. 14. Bird dog food only knows to come to me? 15. Don't think you are called a man or something. You think your father is Li Gang. 16. if BIE scolds you, look at p or hair, you can go back and talk. What about you? 17. When your mother gave birth to you, she was set to the state of lazy machine. 18. Your father is 73 1 Junde, right? I don't understand virus research, so I study you. 19. Ni looks and IQ are quite good. 20. Don't treat Wei as your rare appearance, but take rarity as your priority. 2 1. ni, do you think it's arrogant to save the country with a small chest? 22. You said you pretended to be a lady. Your father is a canopy. Don't keep your mouth shut. Take your father and mother. Why are you so filial? 24. You people have to point to his nose to know that it is him who scolds Germany. 25. I'm in front of you, and I won't judge a book by its cover. 26. What can you do? Chinese bullets and missiles can't help flying towards you. 27. You think Wei is your mother all over the world, and you have to make way everywhere. 28. Zhu, your girlfriend is always inflating. 29. I wish your friends in the south electricity forever. 30. If it weren't for that ten thousand, I forgot to buy condoms, and you would have been washed down the sewer. 3 1.Dui scolds you: (all kinds of swearing), you go back, you introduce yourself on the left. 32. Listening to your words, I feel a sense of superiority in Shang. 33. It's been a long time since Ting noticed that someone could blow the cow so fresh and refined. 34. If the other person scolds you, you can answer. Please don't talk to me. I have no money and can't afford wet wipes. What are you, Qi? You are just a barking dog. 36. How about Liao Niang's natural volume? Is it much better than your pot cover? 37. Like a toilet lid, you are not afraid of flies. Go back to your Japan, you watermelon taro, and don't stand up. 38. Look at the dummy dog Yang You wears every day. Why don't you do something?

Ask for a classic and touching sentence. Hehe, I have remembered this sentence for four years. "I subverted Zheng's world just to straighten your reflection." ——————————————————1.To the rest of the world, you are alone; But for one person, you are his whole world. Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. No man is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death, nor am I standing in front of you, but you don't know that I love you. 6. I love you ... Wei has made you happy, and I am willing to give up everything-including you. 7. Love makes people forget time, and time also makes people forget love. 8. Meeting with Zeng is better than never meeting. 9. When we begin, we know that there will always be an end. 10.Ai It's hard to be alone, and it's even harder to give up the person you love. 1 1. Ni was once unloved. You should cherish those who love you in the future. 12. Loneliness is not innate, but begins from the moment Ni falls in love with someone. 13. Think of me as a poem that occasionally floats in your ear and does not run through your life. Que gives you a lifetime blessing; Think of me as a drop of rain yesterday. Cloth gives you eternal beauty. 14. If people don't love you the way you want them to, it doesn't mean they don't love you with all their heart. 15. Yu, the dream of good love is that you see the world through one person, and the love you have is that you give up the whole world for one person. 16. If Liang's love lasts for a long time, it's still a matter of time! 17. Ren's life is like this. You will bump into someone in one second, pay attention to this person in one minute, hook up with this person in one hour, and fall in love with this person in one day. In the end, you will spend your whole life leaving the king behind. Love is a flower that grows on the edge of a cliff. You must have the courage to choose it. 19. Mei has only one wing. Only two people hug each other can fly ~ ~ ~ ~ 20. My wife and my old mother fell into the river, so I saved my mother first, because my mother gave Liao my life, and I couldn't find any reason to leave her alone. If the old woman is not rescued, I can bury her again and continue our love in the grave. 1 My happiness is a small matter. Anything can be simple if you want. People who are easy to hurt others and themselves and are always vague about the edge of distance. The more 4 Ke wants to possess, the more fragile it is. There is no desire, only can be said to be insensitive. 6 A short moment, a long virtue forever. The wings of birds vibrate in the air. The stone is a noisy and cold voice full of fear. The erratic flow in The Clock. The loneliness of eight people is hard to express in words when you are young. 9 always needs the warmth of a thank you. Even a little self-righteous commemoration. 10 Love is sometimes just a matter for one person. It has nothing to do with anyone. Ai, or not love, can only find its own way. 1 1 hurting kou is a shame given by others and an illusion of persistence. 12 Wo is probably a bird. Full of vigilance, it is not easy to stay. Sawyer has been flying. 13 heartbreaking love is true, only happiness is false. I used to think that love is just a game set by fate. 14 Wo's world is silent, and there is no room for others. 15 Xiang A woman like me always appears in Zhai's feelings in the form of a problem. 16 We can be disappointed, but we can't be blind. 17 In this world, all benevolent people always have different ideas. 18 I always think Wei will get used to the lost time and the past. Where I am, who I met. How to end it. 19 Happiness is always full of defects. But happiness is too pure Dan, so it is easy to break. 2 1 I never deceive myself. I only see the truth. A clever woman is wise and compassionate. The loneliness of women is Yang's weakness. If a man reaches out to me. Guo's fingers are all hot. Who she is doesn't matter to me. Will I be afraid of loneliness? I just feel lonely occasionally. Love is an illusion that is easily suspected. Once caught, it will disappear automatically. 26 Kuai Xi wept with joy. The Agger abyss lurks in her heart, and she can't make a sound when dropping a boulder. If you are happy, you must have it. Don't be afraid of the result. Once separated, many people may never see each other again. Some people are easily erased by time. Like dust. 3 1 Hen Many people don't need to meet again because they are just passing by. Forgetting nine is our best memorial to each other. They never said goodbye formally. And every time is farewell. Ni's hair is beautiful and sad. Like your soul. 34 Ai, not love. Always say goodbye. I love you for no purpose. Just love you. 36 na is a little sad and disappointed to leave, and 37 leaves have been unable to make a sound, only because she is lonely to make love. Need someone to love. Ji didn't make the ending. March 8 will pass, and just wisdom will pass. Our pain, our sorrow, our sin. When a woman is looking at the sky, Ta doesn't want to find anything. She is just lonely. There is no happiness when you smile, no tears when you cry, and no commitment when you cover a letter. 4 1 There are some things that slaughter cannot escape. 42 men don't * * *. They just need women. We are always parting. Never put off till tomorrow what you can, just like loving and hurting people, even time … 44 smiles. Whenever I am sad or happy, I just smile. I believe I love you. Still. Shi Zhong. Forever. Everything can be replaced. Ai feelings, past events, memories, disappointments, Time … can all be replaced by ti. But you can't help yourself. 47 Ru fruit has happiness. Happiness is only a momentary fragment, a short and easy fragment. As fate would have it, we don't know what will happen in the summer. 49 fingers will not knock, tears will not flow, and time will not go. Some beautiful little fish, they sleep with their eyes open. Cloth needs love and never cries. They are my role models. 1 hen, many things that we thought we would never forget in our lifetime were forgotten by us in the days when we never forget them. I know I am not a good recorder, but I like to look back on the road I have traveled more than anyone else. I not only looked back, but also rushed forward in high spirits. Give me a tear, and I will see the sea in your heart. If God wants to destroy a man, he must be crazy. But I have been crazy for so long, why hasn't God killed me? Then, will some love carved on the back of the chair, like flowers on cement, open a windless and lonely forest? On a sad and bright March in Zhejiang, I rode through my thin youth and crossed violets and kapok. If you smile once, I will be happy for several days. But seeing you cry once made me sad for a whole year. Those things that we once thought were unforgettable, nine, were forgotten by us in the process of our obsession. People in Tymoshenko always remember Mei who appeared in his life, so I always think of you counting my loneliness over and over again on the night when Mei Xingchen fell. When I look at the sky, I don't like to talk anymore. Whenever I speak, I dare not look at the sky again. I count your smiles every day, but when you are smiling. They say your smile is beautiful and undeveloped. 12 I gave you all the warmth in my life, but you left me. How to smile at others in the future? 13 Zhong Jing had a smile in her life, but it dissipated like fog in the last hour. That smile became a swift river hidden in her heart and she couldn't swim. 14 Fan's world is noisy and bright. The worldly happiness and happiness are like a bright stream. In the wind, in front of my eyes, it is like a spring water. I don't expect anything. I just want you to be happy, not sad ... 15 The wind blows like a flower. One is always on a strange road, watching strange scenery and listening to strange songs. Then one day, you will find that you have tried your best to forget virtue. 17 hide in an easy time and miss the palmprint for a while; Hiding somewhere, Xiang missed a man standing halfway, which worried me. 18 Hold my hand and close your eyes, you will get lost. 19 If one day we don't get up in Easy, we should be together. I haven't finished talking about some stone feelings, so forget it. Everyone is a country, Wang, who is full of domineering in his own world. You don't listen to me, Dan, and you don't want me to listen to you.

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The complete works of satirical words ~ ~ are some satirical words, the more the better, the more points you get! ! ! Beauty is a paradise for eyes, and Artie is a prison for wallets! 2 people are not ruthless and untenable! People don't hurt people, but standards! People are not bad, they die quickly. It is easy to stand outside the suffering of children and persuade the suffering people. 4 Bie follow me, I don't want to be your pioneer; And don't walk in front of me. I don't want to be a follower. Brain damage is not terrible, what is terrible is brain damage and perseverance! When Tian falls, you hold it first, and I'll find the stick. 7 Rensheng is a big market, where people buy this and sell that classic sentence: drink a pigeon soup every day, be a lover and ping. Rain or shine in September, people leave early. This is an ancient tragedy. My future nine is a dream. What's more, I still have insomnia at the moment. 1 1 Wo is your real frivolity, and you are my vigorous treasure. 12 is really popular at home, and it is an essential medicine for swearing and pinching Jia! The sunrise of 13 is good as long as it appears before the setting of Ri, and it is good as long as it arrives before class. 14 What if there is a man in Mei! There is also a hot water bottle that can warm my bed. 15 Ji said that life is a book, and a few typos are not worth making a fuss about. 16 funny quotations-go to the zoo and know there are tigers on the mountain. 17 is about to go to war, and bullets and missiles can't help flying at you. 18 Ni, an incomplete evolutionary life, an alien with gene mutation, 19 kindergarten-level high school students, frog head with tianmeng disease in Xi 'an, abandoned baby of 20 Notre Dame Feng Yeti, and murderer of septic tank blockage. 2 1 people who fly boats fuck the descendants of black pigs, chimpanzees with imbalance of yin and yang, hippopotamus with 22 shells crushed to death by Noah's Ark, new volcanic eruption, 23 megaphones, shame of Eskimos, 24 superorganisms of cockroaches, semi-plants with rotten vitality, and 25 stinking garbage people. The source of the word "spit on", the dinosaur that degenerated three times in 26 days, the strongest waste in human history, the old washing machine that Emperor Sheng accidentally fell, the brainless thing that can think, the harm of Huo that damaged the reputation of Asian compatriots, the descendants of ancestors' shame, the humus accumulated for thousands of years in 29 years, and the primitive Wu species that scientists dare not study. 30 The necessary raw materials for the destruction of the universe, even orcs look down on you, orcs, 3 1 10 shellfish oil concentrated and deposited raw materials, disfigured Uncle McDonald, 32 items, a hateful guy like you can only play a piece of fen in a TV series, 33 it is better to be peed by a dog on the side of the road. Even the flowers are beautiful. You are more than 65,438+00, and you have 35 long adventures ... you are very creative. You are not allowed to appear for a long time. I think you are the only two attractive people in the world. One is beautiful. How can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't be a parent, like nine calls others! How much do you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pig Dan 40 Chang. Very sci-fi and abstract! 4 1 Long De is innocent. Long is sorry for the people and the party. Brother 42 Da, can you lower the resolution on your face a little? 43. The hen looked at him regretfully and said, "Can the operation be cured?" Zhang Ni is a fauvism! ! You still have a complete evolution in May, and it is really difficult for you to look like a man. I don't want to hurt you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for Shi. Running all over the street like this is easy to be hit by Beijing inspector. 47. I've seen 48 of these with archaeological value from Mei. See you well proportioned, handsome, charming, everyone loves you, and a hundred flowers blossom. The item must be the best in * * *, the beast in the beast, and timid. According to my observation, you must be short of calcium since childhood, but you must be short of love when you grow up. The left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey kicks, and the pig sees the pig step on it. Born to be a cucumber, I owe it a pat! Houtian belongs to walnut, I owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Zhao's daughter-in-law is a screw, she needs to be screwed! Look at you, you are not even as thin as a pig! Now if I throw you into the toilet, Ce will vomit. If I throw you into a black hole, the black hole will explode by itself! You said that you, Gu, I taught you to practice the sword, you practiced the sword, you practiced the sword, and * * * ... the rest >>

If you swear in Cantonese, it is 1. It's your lungs: at the boundary of swearing, the meaning is not much different from that of a swearing word in Yi language, but the tone is lighter and gentler. 2, barbecued pork: originally refers to a kind of food, Cantonese cuisine, and the family used Lai to describe people as old barbecued pork, presumably for Guo Sheng's hello! 3, family shovel: family, that is, the whole family. Shovel means to kill the other family, that is, to hope that the Dui family will also suffer misfortune. It's a very vicious swear word. 4.Xi shirt bureau: I didn't know it described a woman with a bad figure. 5. Call Lao Ye: I don't even know how to type a few words, but everyone should listen to the word Gai, which is ridiculous. 6. Waste firewood: describe a person as a waste. 7. infatuation line: how much can I get? What is the most civilized and annoying story in the country? = ***,ShaB。 Another way of saying it: Crazy Root. 8. Selling leftover sugar cane and radish orange: The older girl is in her thirties and has no husband. She sells leftover sugar cane and radish orange. 9. Maury: It refers to a stupid person. Cantonese swearing encyclopedia: 10, hand criticism, Jetta: all have the meaning of telling people to shut up and go away. 165438+ 12, Ma Shuai Gay: Especially for men, many people like to call Peng Friend, as if they had used one of Fage's plays, which is quite popular. 12, Si Ben: I believe everyone knows how to tie that impatient and annoying stupid La. 13, the word servant street has four main meanings in practical application: 1, which means despair: this time/this time I am loyal to servant street! (Zhejiang era is in big trouble! 2, curse others: servant street! Go to hell, Ni! ) 3, used as a noun, refers to a specific person: you are a servant street. (You are *** )4. Vent: Pu, you are a street! (It's equivalent to mixing your accounts! ) Literally, servant means depravity, and street means street. Pujie also means swearing. 14, lonely cold: stingy left, shrinking bones. 15, riding: describe queer ren. 16, Meng Shengsheng, Anju: Monchacha 17, Shou Guxian: Describing people as skinny. 18, followed by Xia silly: silly. Encyclopedia of Cantonese Curse: 19, Zuo Ang: Cohabitation Ang, but the tone is slightly heavier. 20. Shuiyu: Give a person a stupid person. 2 1, Luge: describing Hao is as stupid as he is. 22. Mukou: The difference with Qi is not very interesting. Both refer to a person who is stupid. It is not Guo Mukou who focuses on describing a person's appearance, but on describing a person's inner essence.

Do any of you know anything offensive? Don't be too offensive, just be funny. I have to kill you! 2) I live like a fool, but I don't know that * * * is laughing at me. 3) Violet, what's wrong today? Did you take the wrong medicine when you went out? Or did Wang take medicine? 4) Love is all about men playing with women, Brother Ge, don't think too much! 5) Oh, tigers are not awesome. Do you treat me like a kitten? 6) What does Ni like about me? Can't I change it? 7) There is no fish in the clear water, people are invincible, you are invincible, and you are invincible than invincible Huan. 8) She has an imposing manner that a duel with money can make the opponent's blood drop by half. Your face stinks worse than my feet. 10) The iron cock will leave some repairs. You are simply a stainless steel cock. 1 1) People who are with Xie are like this. When they were maggots, they thought the whole world was Ada's cesspit. 12) I am the legendary rural gourd doll! Oh, yeah. The motherland drops small flowers and grows long flowers. I like you, and I treat you as a treasure. I don't like you. What are you? 14) Ni can't compare with chewing gum peed by dogs on the roadside. If you swear, Bu is dirty (15). You are not afraid of Niu B's opponent, but of Xiang Pig's teammates. How far is forever? Get as far away from your little purple as you can! 17) You are a senior three student in Chengdu, a frog head with congenital Mongolian disease. 18) ni has a chest all over the floor. 19) anthomaniac with a guilty conscience? Don't worry, even if I am guilty, I won't commit a crime against you, just slap my stomach. 20) The difference between people and pigs is that Zhu has always been a pig, but people are sometimes not people! 2 1) Is Ni human? 22) Huo harmed others and himself, damaged the reputation of Asian compatriots, and the ancestors of future generations were humiliated. 23) You are a life with incomplete evolution and an alien with genetic mutation. 24) Believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall and couldn't take it off! 25) When I opened my eyes, I knew you were a monster. 26) Ni grew up drinking carbon dioxide. 27) I set your photo as a computer desktop on a whim, and fucking killed a computer virus! 28) He looks really creative, and Huo looks really brave! 29) The dragon is innocent, and the dragon is sorry for the people and the party. 30) Your complex facial features can't hide your simple IQ. 3 1) I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people, one is Te and the other is you.

If you curse, your mother lacks calcium when she was a child, and she lacks love when she grows up. Grandma doesn't hurt, but Uncle Bu does. The left face owes pumping, and the right face owes kicking. The donkey saw the donkey kick, and the pig saw Zhu trample. Born to be a cucumber, I owe it a pat! The peach that belongs to him the day after tomorrow, I owe it! Life is like a broken motorcycle, it needs kicking! Finding an Xi woman is a screw, this is not a screw! You say you, grandpa, me, Jiao, you practice knives, you practice bitches, you don't practice swords, you practice * * *! Jin Jian doesn't practice, practice * * *! Give you a sword fairy, if you don't do it well, give it to Master Ni, if you don't do it, you will cry and do it! After decades of hard work, Xin finally reached the realm of unity between men and women. Bing won the title of the first base in the world in Huashan, and since then, the sky is invincible and the base skills are unparalleled!

How to refute what others say? I can't figure out how the ditch of that deep ditch bridge got into your head. You are not as good as a dog. When I throw the bone to the dog, it knows to wag its tail at me, doesn't it, Qi? You are a little big, blocking my cell phone signal. I suggest you go out and turn right. There is a gas station on 3 18 guolu. Buy two bottles of lubricating oil to moisten your brain bag. Although the price of oil has gone up now. You are too tired. I'm already upset. I'll teach you how to stab people with your mother's education. Please wipe your eyes and see if Shuiyue speaks clearly. Do you have a problem with me? All right. Ni can call 1 10 and 120 and 1 19. Actually, you can also ask how to dial these numbers by the way. Do you want to call Hao and ask the artificial customer service desk at No.10,000, asking that they are all stonecutters? I don't want to hit you. Because I have no money to get wet wipes today. Can you stand away and talk to me? I am a neat freak. Nin is going to spit on me. What's the use of barking dogs? Being bitten by Zhen is only your skill. Do you have any good skills? Shuo, come out and play for me. Don't take yourself seriously. Qing asked who you are. Want to know your weight, left! There is a drugstore around the corner, which has a scale! Remember, don't let Gei break you, pretend in front of me, so I have to smile and watch you continue to pretend.

Are there any elegant swearing words? Like mental illness or something. Even flowers are more beautiful than flowers 10 times. If you want to find your girlfriend Fred to go to the zoo or even leave the earth, if you want to commit suicide, Zhihui will be advised not to leave the body, so as not to pollute the environment. Even the amoeba can't survive on the keyboard touched by Ni, and the saliva from the pen is more deadly than SARS. Can solve the problem of population expansion in an instant. Handsome, then humans will have to reproduce asexually. * * * Yi can be your teacher and mentally retarded can teach you to speak. I want you to look up, the ozone layer is broken, and history immigrates to Mars. In order to leave you, nuclear power plants around the world, you can turn off and send electricity if you are ugly. If you go to war, bullets and missiles can't help flying at you, and Liu will explode when he sees you. Others have to fly a plane to hit a double satellite, and you can have the same power as long as you skydive. All the places of interest that Ni visited will become historical sites, and all the historical sites that you visited will become history. You won't know Ni until you haven't done anything good in your life and even thrown it into the sun.

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