Job training, talking about humor

(Five-person performance) Teachers and students A, B, C and D.

Teacher: Let me report to you that my students will graduate soon and will be issued with diplomas. Before giving them diplomas, please do a forensic examination to see if my students have said enough good things, and say them thoroughly, only good things, not bad things. If they speak well, please applaud. I'm not bragging. My students are all very talented and beautiful. When they shout out, they will be shocked and the students will play.

(Four students turn right on the stage)

Old: Hello, classmate!

Four: the teacher is good, the teacher is good, the teacher is particularly good, and our teacher is good.

Old: Well, it seems that my class was not in vain. Students, recite the motto of our "Good Good" training class. Four: Yes, "It's annoying to speak well according to the situation and be honest and frank."

Lao: Well, that's the purpose of our class. Students, let's review our lessons. (Yes)

Teacher, I have a question.

Lao: What's the problem?

D: We see that people just say good things and don't point out shortcomings. What should they do if they make mistakes? Four: Right?

Old: Right about what!

Four: Huh?

Lao: What do you care about him?

Why not?

Lao: It's his business to make mistakes, but it's your business not to say good things, understand?

Four: I see.

Lao: That's right. Let's review the lessons we have learned. I ask you a question, and you can answer it. I said east. (Finger side)

Four: I said East. (Finger side is the same as the old one)

Old: I said west.

Four: I said west.

Old: I said dog.

Four: I said dog.

Lao: I said chicken.

Four: I said chicken.

Lao: I eat watermelon instead of pulp.

Four: The teacher specializes in watermelon skin.

Lao: I said it's very hot in winter.

Four: it is best to go into the refrigerator.

Lao: I said it's particularly cold in summer.

Fourth: You should wear a fur coat.

Lao: I said that apples can be connected to telephone poles.

Four: pick it up ...

Miscellaneous: The apple is connected to the telephone pole. How do you say this?

Lao: You should say it's all right.

Four: Yes, absolutely. No problem.

Lao: I said eggs can grow on trees.

Miscellaneous: Ah! This, teacher, this won't.

Lao: You should say you have all your eggs.

Four: Yes, eggs are all with handles.

Old: I said that boiling water is particularly cold.

Miscellaneous: open ... teacher, it won't happen again.

Lao: You should say it can also feed fish.

Four: Ah! Fish can still be fed in boiling water. (Miscellaneous): No, it is impossible to feed the fish with boiling water! Old: don't make so much noise, old four. Why don't you understand?

D: I don't understand.

Lao: I've taught you for a long time, but you still don't understand. Come here. Come here. What's the matter with you?

D: How to feed fish with this boiled water, isn't it?

Old: Stop, you forgot what I taught you. Old three.

C: Yes.

Lao: You explain it to him.

C: Alas! Hey ... (giggles) Teacher, what can I explain?

Old: Feed the fish with boiling water!

C: Oh, little brother, you are so stupid. The teacher has taught us for so long. You said you were so fat and had so little knowledge. Ah, isn't it just keeping some fish in the river? this ...

Yes, in boiling water.

Yes, sea water. Shrimp can also be cultured in seawater.

D: Not seawater, but boiled water.

C: So is boiled water ... boiled water? Teacher, is it boiled water?

Old: boiling water, bubbling (action).

Listen, how can I feed the fish with boiling water?

C: That's ... that's easy.

How simple it is.

C: think about it. This boiling water must be boiling.

D: nonsense, even cold water is cold.

C: How about this fish? It is alive again.

D: that's right.

C: When the fish was put in, it died.

Ah, then you're dead. How do you feed the fish?

C: Yes! How to feed the fish?

What about you?

What do you say?

D: What do you mean? I said, I asked you.

C: Of course I know.

You know you told me.

C: You see, this reason is too simple. This boiled water feeds the fish. Isn't it ... a lie?

Lao: Stop, Lao San, what's wrong with you? How did I teach you?

C: No, disciple, I don't understand this explanation.

Old: Go, stand over there, second child, come, you explain to them.

B: (rushing to C, D) Stop laughing and stand still. Look at the image of you two. You (C) are overnourished, and you (D) are too stupid to say such a simple question. Hey, what's the problem (seeing the teacher)?

C and D: I dare say he doesn't know.

Old: Feed the fish with boiling water.

Oh, right, right, right. Fish are fed with this boiled water. Ah, how to feed the fish with this boiled water?

C and D: Yes, that's right.

B: Of course, the teacher said you can raise it, so you can certainly raise it! Listen to me, this boiled water is not ordinary boiled water. It is boiled water when the temperature is 100!

C and D: Nonsense.

B: Do you think this 100 degree boiling water can let the fish get in and still be alive?

C and D: That's right.

B: Of course, the teacher said you can't die if you can't. It cannot die. It must live. If it doesn't live, it will be cooked ... oh, by the way, don't wait for it to cook.

C and D: What?

Remember, brother, don't wait for it to mature.

C and D: Mm-hmm.

B: When it's 80% ripe, you can eat it with a little onion, ginger, garlic, salt and pepper noodles.

C and d: stewed fish!

B: Nonsense.

C and D: Ask you how to raise fish.

B: Nonsense, what is stewed fish and what is stewed fish.

D: what's that called? ...

B: It should be fish soup.

C: How do you feed the fish?

B: Ah, it, well, I'm telling you, don't worry about it.

C: Don't worry.

B: This, this, this, you can talk about this boiled water first. Before it is boiled, it must bubble and purr. This is boiled water, okay?

D: yes.

B: Let's talk about this live fish first. This is called live fish, okay?

C: I understand this, too!

Hey ... teacher, they get it.

Lao: I think you are confused. Go and stand there. Boss, come here. See if this means anything? I put all my hopes on you. There is a saying that training for 1000 days. ...

A: It's been a while.

Lao: Go and explain to them.

A: Well, I can save face for you.

Old: All right, go ahead.

A: (walking back) Teacher, why don't you go first?

Old: You go.

A: I'll go! Stand up, stand up, look at you guys, fat, thin, tall, short, short, ah, you are stumped by such a small matter, look at the teacher's anger. Ah, isn't this little thing difficult? Usually thank the teacher, you love me. {Interesting talk about the training class}.

Lao: Of course.

A: Plus my own efforts.

Lao: Hey. {Interesting talk about the training class}.

I have solved this problem.

Lao: That's right.

A: You said that you couldn't answer in this hall today, which is a shame for the teacher, huh?

Lao: So.

Answer: Therefore, you should learn from your eldest brother, and pay attention to the lectures in the future, but you should not be half-hearted. It is good to be born at ordinary times. Did you join me when you went shopping?

B, C and D:No..

You visited the park, so did I?

B, C and D: No!

You played poker. Did I?

B, C and D: No!

Did you find someone?

B, C and D: No!

A: Do you know why I'm not looking for someone at my age? I don't understand the teacher's problem of feeding fish with boiling water! Do you know how much youth I lost because of this?

Three people: I don't know!

Have you ever tasted being single?

Three people: I have never tasted it.

A: I don't want to say any of this (pretending to cry).

C: Brother, please wipe your tears. Let's talk about this business first.

A: (Picking up a handkerchief) Nothing. The teacher asked me to tell you something. You must transmit it to your brain through the eardrum and keep it in your heart. {Interesting talk about the training class}.

Three people: Good!

A: No matter where I go in the future, why can I feed fish in this boiling water? Three people: huh?

A: No one else can answer. You are babbling on about why fish can be fed in this boiling water. In memory of ... teacher, why don't you let me in the water? ...

Three people: Well, what?

I feel worse than that fish.

Miscellaneous: down, down, coax, coax!

Lao: Why are these four people so stupid? This simple truth is not street.

Four people: disciples only know knowledge.

Old: I have to teach you

Four people: You come!

Lao: This is a scientific truth. It raises live fish in boiling water.

Four people: Yes, why?

Lao: Just because it is scientific, it is plain water, so, but, this is probably, definitely, so, what's more, what's more, do you understand? (leave)

Miscellaneous: What ah, not a whole sentence, alas, come back, don't go.

Old: Oh, what a fool. I mean, that's salted fish.

Miscellaneous: Huh?

Lao: No, no, it's that ... tropical fish. Oh, yes, tropical fish, Gollum ... Is the water still on? The tropical fish put it in and said, "I want to swim here" (I passed out like a fish)

Miscellaneous: Alas, what happened to the teacher.

Old: It's floating.

Miscellaneous: Why does it float?

Old: It's so hot! (End) _