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1. When I still love you, can you miss me?

2. I hit my dog! After all, it's not yours. ...

Have you come back from Mars?

The past is more eternal than eternity, and the future is more desolate than desolation.

I think I would like it if the morning came later.

6. Whoever is wrong is always waiting for the flowers to fall at sunset.

7. I hope you are more handsome as you grow, because you are not handsome at all.

8. Time flies, memories are instantly forgotten, and my thoughts merge into a river, flowing at the end of the world. ...

9. The baby has been born, and her eyes are very similar to yours. I lied to you, son. I can't bear to have an abortion.

10, q: Tomorrow is Tanabata. Are you still alone? Will I become a dog again?

1 1. Know the truth? In youth, we all cherish our secrets and forgive each other's scheming.

12, have you ever thought about wanting to cry when you are alone? -Yes, creditors.

13. When another woman appeared, the oath became nonsense.

14, maybe one day we will: hold someone's hand and forget him.

15, wise after the event, like a pig before!

16, q: one sentence proves that you are lonely. God replied: There are sixty-nine words in this sentence.

17, this person has never * * * *.

18, your customized highly simulated inflatable doll has been sent to you.

19, have you ever thought about suicide? I want to kill you!

20. awesome mode is starting, please wait. 99% are loading awesome mode. An error occurred and the system crashed. Go back to teasing mode ...

2 1, mathematical love 9 says to 3, except you, it's still you. God replied: 4 said to 2, I am still divided by 2!

22. Netizen asked: Are there any fattening drugs on the market? What can I eat to get fat? Baidu knows the best answer: find a hornet's nest, reach in and poke it twice. Oh, just for a moment, make sure you are so fat that you don't even know your mother.

The most interesting thing in history is what I told you last year. You give me a reply this year, and it will take five months and three days to reply. Wow! Quick response!

24. After reading what you said, I can't be calm for a long time! This talk is novel in conception, unique in subject matter, clear in paragraphs, strange in plot and full of ups and downs.

In order to cooperate with the successful completion of family planning work in China this year, I decided not to contact friends of the opposite sex for the time being. Thank you for your cooperation.

26. When I go to the training class at night, I set the automatic reply to "Then". As a result, a classmate talked with it for two hours.

27. Your perfect curtain call made me feel like a clown on the stage.

28. My favorite food is red beans, and I hate acne.

29. I like the landlord, the article is so well written, and I know music. He is handsome, soft as water, personable and polite as catkins in the wind. To tell the truth, I can hit ten one!

30. My love for you is as vigorous as a tractor climbing a hill.

3 1, honey, I'm sorry to bother you. We are really helpless to reply to you here. Your order number: xxxx. The Aoi sora version of the self-inflating doll you snapped up in our store within a limited time gave us a bad review. Seriously affected the sales of small stores. I hope you can change it to praise in your busy schedule.

32. Women like to ask their husbands: If your mother and I fell into the water at the same time, which one would you save? What would you do if your wife asked you this question? Your father and I were drunk. Who are you helping? …

33. I am really comfortable that people who don't like me can add trouble to your heart.

34. There are some concerns in my heart, but some love has to be precipitated in the world …

35. As soon as the money is collected, the child is unwilling to fight;

Life is like a ball, but the person who teaches you the first dance step may not accompany you to the end. ...

37. Say what you are unhappy about to make everyone happy.

38. The three funniest words in the world are not that I love you, but that the person who replied to you said to shoot a ghost film?

39. Well, I'll give you a sow, and the price of meat will fall next year!

40. User question: What is the relationship between Pakistan and Kaspersky? Baidu knows the best answer: Kiba relationship.

4 1, be happy ~ Because it's not terrible to play the piano to cows, what's terrible is that a group of cows play the piano to you every day!

42. whose love is placed in the holiday market, bargaining and auctioning its weight.

43. It's not that I ignore you, but that time is irresistible.

44. There will be beer and a beer belly.

45. I have stood and talked for too long. I am tired myself. Why don't you understand? I've written too much for too long. I am tired myself. Why don't you understand?

46. When the human heart becomes a market, when the market becomes a battlefield, how many ideals are buried on the battlefield.

47. You can work with peace of mind. I have aborted the child.

48. Don't try to be brave after dark without medical insurance and life insurance. ...

49. There is always someone who just smiles at you and hits you. God replied: for example, the class teacher outside the window?

50. You are too creative. ...

5 1, Zan, Ang Zan, Crazy Zan, Li Zan, Super Zan, Jumping Zan, Invincible Zan, Hematemesis Zan, National Zan, Inexplicable Zan, Infinite Zan, Extremely Zan, Absolutely Zan, Great Zan, Extremely Zan, the strongest in history, praise and praise, praise to the end.

52, life is like a play, all by acting.

53. Zi said in Sichuan, "How nice it is to have a boat!"

54. Is anyone chasing you now? Yes, I owe her 30 yuan. ...

55. Even if you want to cry again, smile and say: You are a grandfather!

56. When your enemy goes to the toilet, he can't get out without paper. What should you do? -Give him a roll of scotch tape

57. This is my first comment. I'm so nervous. What should I say? How many words do I have to type to show my literary talent? How about this? Will it be popular? Is it too far-fetched for me to write so well Will it be so profound that others can't understand it? How can I write gracefully?

58. What about the level of Chic? Is it too fast to write so much in half an hour? I am so excited!

59. Netizen asked: If tomorrow morning, you suddenly find yourself changing your gender. What was your first reaction? Baidu knows the best answer: let the brothers be cool first! This is the real brother.

60. I have been asked if I have any more convenient dishes to recommend. How simple it is to make a sausage and eat it directly. Is there anything simpler? God replied: Divide the rice into two parts, point to the extra one and say, you are a vegetable.