It looks funny when you are in a bad mood: well done, that's called deep.

1, I asked my fans if I was ugly, and it shook its head all night.

2. One day, I dreamed that I was taking an exam, and I woke up to find that I was really taking an exam …

I will try to be the kind of girl you like, and then I will never be with you again.

4. What are the three most spoken sentences at school? I'm sleepy, hungry and exhausted.

5. Turn the way to the canteen, class and dormitory into a walk every day. I think this is life.

6. If it is done well, it is called deep.

7. The biggest failure of being a man is the Tang Priest. Enemy or friend, they always want to send him to the west.

8. Don't think that you can be invincible with a low lower limit. I've never lost before!

9, the old vine is faint, there are fish and shrimp for dinner, air-conditioned WiFi watermelon, and the sun sets. Are you ugly? Nothing! I am blind!

10, learning Japanese is all anime, learning Korean is all idolization, learning French is all literature and art, and learning English is pretending!

1 1. Seeing a pair of middle school students holding hands in the street, I can't help but recall myself in middle school. I was also watching a pair of middle school students holding hands in the street.

12, good-looking can be called foodie, and bad-looking can only be called gits.

13. If life deceives you today, don't be sad or cry, because life will continue to deceive you tomorrow.

14, God is fair, giving you an ugly appearance will definitely make your IQ low, so as not to make you appear uncoordinated.

15, after ten years of continuous struggle and tempering, I finally grew from an ignorant, sensitive and fragile teenager to an ignorant, sensitive and fragile youth.

It's funny to talk about it when you are in a bad mood

1. I see you are online, and I dare not look for you. I'm afraid my future mother-in-law is by my side.

No one will take away only the sky, as long as I raise my head, he will always accompany me.

Students, the teacher is your little apple. No wonder I always want to skin you.

A thin man like me, sleeping in a hard bed is like being beaten, and it hurts all over!

5. I like to watch the inspirational story of my social sister from being super awesome in junior high school and high school to being a waiter to wash dishes when she grows up.

6. One day, I will be replaced by an iceberg. After all, you will be tired after a long sun exposure.

7. My current seat status is: on the left is a good gay friend, on the right is a male god, in front is Xueba, surrounded by several wonderful flowers.

8. You sent me so many QQ messages that I didn't reply. Why don't you try to send a red envelope?

9. As the school approached, my sense of suffocation gradually got out of control.

10. My friend said that he would lend you twenty dollars in the future. After borrowing money, I realized that some people turn for a living.

1 1. Teacher, if you ignore the bell again, don't blame us for ignoring it.

12. Take a lighter, take a textbook, and you won't order anywhere. Mom doesn't have to worry about my study anymore.

13. When I was particularly sleepy, my moral standards didn't wake up. Teachers should be careful.

14. You can't rely on anything these days, only you can. Abbreviation: Holy shit!

15. People who have been dissatisfied with hairstyles have one thing in common: they refuse to admit that this is a face problem. . .

16. I always feel that a bed that is made too neatly will mean a little peace in my old age. Well, it's still messy, more energetic ~ ~

Is my face oily? Reflecting light, I can't see clearly.

18. Part I: Telephone charges, tolls and broadband charges must be paid; Downstream: meal card, water card, bus card, Kaka, etc. Horizontal approval: breaking the money at the beginning of school.

19. Never quarrel with your parents, because you will only be scolded if you win, and you will only be beaten if you win.

20. I suddenly feel that Pleasant Goat is very similar to Journey to the West. I get caught in every episode, and then I definitely don't eat it ~

2 1. The standard of otaku and otaku: take the computer as the center and the arm length as the radius, and take things in bed.

22. Years later, if you get married, if I don't get married. Tell your daughter to be careful on the way to school. . . .

23. Some girls are the same as the house price. Only when you look back, do you know that you were wrong not to start.

24. I was forced to go on a blind date. Another person is a burden to learn English. As soon as he arrived, he said that he was CET-8, Japanese-1 and German-2. Ask me what level? I told him QQ, yellow, red, colored diamonds and green diamonds. Blind date is also a pleasure in life. . .

I have a crush on a girl. B: it's nice to have a secret crush! What a good way. B: Secret love is the most economical of all relationships.

26. Do you know why January is Valentine's Day? I hope that lovers will get along sweetly, babies will be happy, and elders will live a long and healthy life. The first person is not allowed to intervene.

27. Today, classmate A borrowed money from classmate B. . Do you have money with you? B: Yes. Lend me some. What did you just say? Lend me some. B: no, the previous sentence. Do you have money with you? B: No! ! ! theatre missile defence (TMD)

28. This mother educates her daughter, and choosing a husband is a lifelong matter, as long as it takes. Look at your dad. He can handle anything. He repaired the faucet of the car electric appliance by himself. Even if the wardrobe is broken, he can repair his daughter by himself. I see. Understand your sister, if you also find a husband like your father, you will never want to use anything new in your life!

29. It is said that if you play Weibo for a long time, you will talk like this. Damn it, you have a sister! Honey, rotten women are not awesome! The cat took a piss and shit! Honey, you are really unbearable. You cheat paper! Honey, wet is lewd. Holy shit! Honey, what's that swelling? An otaku can't afford to hurt himself, honey, you know! Nima envied and hated her relatives and laughed at me!

30. What's your annual salary? B: Ten thousand. There were ten thousand dollars that month. Yes, this is the basic salary. A: Not bad. What do you do? B: Dreaming.

3 1. Valentine's Day is coming, remind everyone to pay attention: send some flowers and plants foolishly; Running around with frivolous leaders; Vulgar enough to eat and drink; Boring dance; Boldly cuddle; Crazy on the spot; Timid to send a message to say hello; No, stay at home and think! !

32. The world laughed at me for being crazy, and I laughed at the world for seeing it so quickly.

33. What is a famous brand? If you add one after the cost price, it is called a famous brand. If you add two more after the cost price, it is called luxury goods. Add as much as you want after the cost price. This is called cultural relics!

34. If I pass you on the road and don't say hello to you, it's not because I pretend to be arrogant and play big cards. . Because ... . . . . . I don't have my glasses.

35. Perfect boyfriend: handsome, rich, generous, temperament, self-restraint, no hooking up, no drinking, no smoking, no cheating, no existence.

It is said that the tears you shed are the water in your head. . .

37. The most shameless person I have ever met is homework. I said I didn't like him, and he still pestered me to fuck him. .

38. Feelings that are not aimed at marriage are all aimed at raising a wife for others. . .

39. There is a crash called password input error, a panic called account login in different places, a feeling called invisibility, a misunderstanding called offline, and a loss that you have no access rights.

40. I work very hard. I have thought about all these five words, but I have only done the first four. . .

Watch funny when you are in a bad mood. Tell me about it.

Uncle, you look great, like a stick.

When buying baked sweet potatoes, please ask the boss loudly, what is this stuffing?

What should I do? My first kiss is gone again.

Why didn't the big bottle of drinks come again?

Who told me that you are terrible when you are old, and dinosaurs are still extinct?

Elder sister was so low-key, but the robbers discovered the existence of my family's silver.

He knows that twisted melons are not sweet, but he doesn't like eating melons.

There is a heart with a tube, but there is a periodic body. Actually, I should be handsome.

I watched a very funny TV series today, and went to see a thunderstorm together.

Donor, put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha and shave your head.

There are two kinds of poisons in the world, one is Shakespeare and the other is Qiong Yao.

I am not a dissolute woman, and I am not a person when I am dissolute.

I want you to know that I am born beautiful without any preservatives.

Men who are bad to women will make sanitary napkins in their next life.

I can't think of my sister, my wife and sister, and I can't ride my sister.

Don't miss me when you are distressed, only when your eggs hurt.

Behind every woman you miss very much, there is always a man who wants to throw up every day.

It's not just romance, it's adultery, and you can expect pornography further.

You are shameless. You think the whole world is your mother and everyone wants to spoil you.

A fox is a woman who makes a man look like a dog.

Powerful women are not necessarily attractive, such as extinct teachers.

Appearance is not outstanding, performance is not outstanding, lumbar disc herniation.

Pretending to be cute can solve the problem of population expansion in an instant

Don't believe in love at first sight, because you can't see how much money the other person earns at a glance.

If I need pain in exchange for your touch, fuck you.

When you are young, you can be full of energy, affectation, creativity, luxury and vitality.

Just because you show half your ass doesn't mean you're sexy, it only means your underwear is small.

You say you treat women like dogs, so can you treat dogs like women?

I will be a man in the next life, without much blood, being fucked and having children.

You know, women are less likely to die of excessive blood loss than men.

Why do I smell leucorrhea when you open your mouth?

Don't dislike my small breasts, you are less than 8cm.

So you like her because she has a big mouth.

If you think it's blocked, watch it funny. Tell me about it.

1, I want a bunch of men around me, so I planted a lot of little boys.

2. The so-called hooligan means that others look up at beautiful women and you look down at beautiful women.

If you can catch a man's heart, you must feed him first.

You haven't received a love letter, so write one for yourself.

I want to say a lot to you, but I can't say it on my lips. I ate a lot of saliva.

6. Playing games in Internet cafes is like chewing dazzling gum, which can't stop.

7. I believe you won't leave when you come. If you leave, I will pretend that you have never lived in the future.

8. Talking is just knowing each other. You understand my feelings at this moment.

9. If you were not blind, you wouldn't recognize me with your ears.

10, we always enlighten others, but we can never get rid of our own troubles.

1 1, any unconvincing explanation is redundant, so why should I flatter myself?

12, the inspiration is what God whispered to you, but God is too busy to tell you again.

13, we scold people thousands of times, but we don't allow others to scold a word.

14. Why does grandma like her granddaughter and not her daughter-in-law? Because the enemy of my enemy is my friend.

15. Fat is attitude, meat is spirit, and fat is also figure.

16, I'm not a post office or a place to rest when I'm tired.

17, you can't reply to my message invisibly. Your spirit is really worth learning.

18, I'm not Song Wu, but I can't beat you tigress.

19, don't worry about those who hurt me in the past, I will pay you back slowly.

No matter how bad your grades are, you can still smile. This is the dignity of a school scum.

2 1, people's looks are divided into two categories: one is natural beauty and the other is natural inspiration.

22. Just because the crowd took one more look at you, I was blind.

23. Eat delicious celebrations when you are happy; Eat delicious food to comfort you when you are sad.

24. There are many fish in the sea. Is love rat still looking?

If you don't go out for a walk, you will think that this is the world.

26. If time could be repeated, I would still fall in love with you.

27. Take out the same fighting power as men and fight to the end with this bumpy world.

28. It's so difficult to look good and cheat that the invigilator can't help but look at me again.

29. I didn't know what it means to cry without tears until I entered the examination room.

30. One person wants freedom, and two people want warmth.

3 1, wandering in this age of amnesia, leaving doubts everywhere.

Even if I am stupid and ridiculous, it doesn't matter to you.

Looking forward to our future, but the reality has played a huge joke on me.

Seriously, I can live without you, just a little less happy.

I didn't know how ugly (smelly) it was to follow other people's ass.

Poppies are beautiful, but I have lost the courage to get close to them.

37. Sexy women are not coquettish, and playboy men are the meanest.

38. Wait for a discovery, wait for a touch, and let love boil again.

39. Cats and mice fall in love, which is just a kind of deception.

40. Why do men embarrass women? You will never understand her pain.

4 1, the matter between men and women is just for fun. Is it necessary to take it seriously?

42. I lost myself unconsciously. When will the people who love me come back?

43. Everything has a shelf life. Can there be love after the shelf life?

44. Lonely, I stand on the confused street, but my vague past is gradually becoming clear.

45. You don't know how to cherish when I love you. I'm leaving now.

46. When I grew up, I learned to be heartless.

Don't you understand that I want you to pay for what you have done?

Give me two years, and I will make you kneel before me.

49. I want to hold your hand and make a lifelong vow.

If you want to go, I won't stop you; If you die, I will help you.