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Talking about finding a spare tire for yourself (27 selected sentences)

1, put yourself in the wrong bed at the wrong time, this relationship can only last for one night at most, and one thousand people in one night are destined to be spare tires.

I think after all, I met that person, so everything will be settled, and I will wait with a willing spare tire.

3, the spare tire is similar to a charger, diverse styles, easy to carry, and can be replaced at any time. One charger is enough, not too much.

4. Boys should not think that they have many spare tires. You should know that only a broken tire needs a spare tire.

When I started listening to the noise, I didn't feel sorry for that person. I didn't know that woman was more pitiful until I heard a spare tire.

6. If I'm just a spare tire in your world, don't blame me for saying I don't love at any time and leaving.

7. The spare tire was really tired, just like we agreed to accompany me today, because her date came back and I played games for another day.

8. Am I your spare tire? Why do you treat me well and let me down again and again, but I never have the courage to leave you?

9. I secretly loved another three years and forgot to use it for one year. Now you want me to wait for you for four years just to be your spare tire. How can there be so many four years?

10, less ambiguous than Lan Yan, more honest than ambiguous, more intimate than spare tire, more grounded than partner, I love my boyfriend and girlfriend.

1 1. It turns out that I am not even a spare tire, but a mediator of your feelings. I want you to go, and let me go by myself.

12, you said that you are not good at words and will not comfort people. Why are you comforting her? I know she is better than me. She has a lot of spare tires at school, which is good.

13, some people can only be spare tires, and some people are not qualified even to inflate the spare tires.

14, the most embarrassing thing is that you know that you are a spare tire, but you are reluctant to leave. I still love you when I know you are scum!

15. If you don't agree with her, come to me. If you don't agree with me, go to her. You broke up with me. Go find her. You broke up with her. Come to me. Am I your spare tire?

16, don't tell me about male girlfriends. Don't accept ambiguity under the cover of friendship. The atmosphere can't accept it. Too stingy. Just say it's a slut looking for a spare tire Don't * * speak well.

17, in fact, some things are not as complicated as you think. Being cold and hot for you is to treat you as a spare tire and make you feel that you don't love enough.

18, I just found out that he is not passive or too busy. He only treats me as a spare tire, and he is hot and cold to me.

19, just like watching a comedy, you can only lie quietly in the trunk without crying. I can't be in your first moment.

20. He said he liked me, but after he drank it, I asked him. He said I like Shi Ye Ting. If you break up with her, you will come to me. Do you think I have a spare tire?

2 1, boring, no one will think of you. Now that he and she are very good, he won't talk to you again this summer. That's it. Do you want to keep doing this?

22. Men like to do two things: pull good women into the water and persuade bad women to be good people; Women also like to do two things: fall in love with bad men and pull good men as spare tires.

23. You are in love, and I will wait for you to break up. You get married, I'll wait for your divorce. If you don't divorce, I'll wait for you to be widowed. If you are in good health, I will spare a spare tire until I get old.

24. You have so many followers. Why should I be your spare tire? Do you like it or not? Maybe I'm just a joke when you are bored.

No wonder I have to wait for you for two years. It turns out that you will know her mind after two years. I'm just a spare tire! That's ridiculous. Ha ha ha ha.

26. He used to chat with me while playing games. I don't even know who I'm chatting with when I'm playing games now. Maybe I'm just a spare tire.

I remember telling you that even if you treat me as a spare tire, I won't be angry. The funny thing is that I don't have a spare tire.