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Not bad money line
2, Mao Mao: You read it backwards, Scottish sentiment, this old expensive.
Zhao Benshan: You have money, 30,000 yuan. Do you have a bag?
Mao Mao: I put it on the kang.
5. Zhao Benshan: I made you something and put it on the kang.
Mao Mao: I only have 70 yuan in my pocket.
7. Zhao Benshan: I still have 400.
8. Mao Mao: Not enough.
9. Zhao Benshan: Enough is enough.
10, Zhao Benshan: waiter.
1 1, Shenyang: I'm sorry, sir, but we are an upscale hotel and don't accept agricultural products.
12, Zhao Benshan: We are eating, girl. This meal is very important.
13, Little Shenyang: Who are you calling a girl? I am a pure man.
14, Zhao Benshan: How to wear a skirt?
15, Little Shenyang: It's not a skirt either. It's cropped trousers. It has legs. I'm in a hurry to wear it wrong. Why is it inconvenient to walk?
16, Zhao Benshan: That leg is for others to wear. Let me tell you, young man, I'll invite you to entertain important guests today.
17, Little Shenyang: No problem.
18, Zhao Benshan: How much is a meal in your hotel? What is the most expensive point to eat?
19, small Shenyang: 1 10,000 to 20,000 yuan.
20. Zhao Benshan: Is there such a situation? I will check out for dinner today and tomorrow?
2 1, Little Shenyang: IOU.
22. Zhao Benshan: Not a white note. I'll give you a hint.
23. Little Shenyang: Grandpa, you are so handsome.
24. Zhao Benshan: The guests have arrived. You should hold it for me when I order. I want to order something expensive.
25. Little Shenyang: I said no.
26. Zhao Benshan: You know too well.
Mao Mao: Grandpa, I'm hungry.
28. Small Shenyang: A bowl of 78 yuan.
Zhao Benshan: It's so expensive.
30. Small Shenyang: a big road in Scotland.
3 1, Zhao Benshan: A bowl of reed first. Teacher Bi from the Avenue of Stars will come later. You have to win my face. This is the best chance in life. Grandpa trained you for more than 40 years.
32. Mao Mao: Grandpa, how old am I?
33. Zhao Benshan: How many years have I trained your father? Your father is a semi-finished product and became a cultural stationmaster. You should have confidence.
34. Mao Mao: Hong Hushui, the waves are getting bigger and bigger. I want to beat my father on the beach.
35. Little Shenyang: The deer is coming.
36. Mao Mao: Grandpa is a little salty.
37. Little Shenyang: I'll boil a bowl of boiling water for you.
38. Little Shenyang: Who are you? You are the leading role, no, Bai is not. Old Bi, are you Teacher Bi?
39. Teacher Bi is here. Come on, it's time to run.
40. Zhao Benshan: What's the noise? Did the wolf bite you?
4 1, Little Shenyang: Will Teacher Bi take my picture?
42. Bi Fujian: I'm looking for the father of Zhao Tiezhu, the stationmaster of Lianhua County Cultural Station.
43. Zhao Benshan: I am Zhao Tiezhu's father. You have found the right one.
44. Bi Fujian: Yes, Dad.
45. Zhao Benshan: The layout of the county seat is grand, with a hall, a big room, a big photo in the middle and flowers all around.
46. Bi Fujian: Brother, what color are the flowers?
Zhao Benshan: There are both white and yellow. I'm so excited that someone is waiting for you with a pen.
Bi Fujian: Let's go to the village.
49. Zhao Benshan: I will be arranged in the village. I'll go to Tieling for dinner first. It depends on the guests. You can arrange it according to me.
50. Little Shenyang: Teacher Bi took it for me.
5 1, Bi Fujian: You are a waiter.
Zhao Benshan: We are fellow villagers. Aren't you from Dalian?
Bi Fujian: Yes.
Zhao Benshan: We are related. My grandfather lives in Dalian.
55. Bi Fujian: What is your name?
56. Mao Mao: A closed door.
57. Bi Fujian: Your grandfather plays mahjong very well.
58. Zhao Benshan: Smile, much like the photo of your grandfather when he left. The child will kiss him. Tell him to be good.
59. Mao Mao: Hello, sir.
60. Bi Fujian: I haven't given you lucky money for the New Year.
6 1, Little Shenyang: Teacher Bi, we haven't taken pictures yet.
Zhao Benshan: Order first.
63. Little Shenyang: What should I do if I run away after eating?
Zhao Benshan: Just click.
Bi Fujian: Help yourself.
66. Zhao Benshan: Now that I have money, I can eat hard. How much can you eat?
67. Bi Fujian: Help yourself.
68. Zhao Benshan: Four Australian abalone.
69. Little Shenyang: Sorry, no.
70. Zhao Benshan: Australian lobster
7 1, Little Shenyang: It's not that big.
Zhao Benshan: How big is it?
73. Small Shenyang: Only one catty.
Zhao Benshan: Yes or no?
75. Little Shenyang: No.
76. Bi Fujian: Don't order shark fin.
77. Zhao Benshan: Don't eat it if you have it. Once I got stuck eating shark fin, and finally I took it out with tweezers in the hospital. There is nothing in your hotel. It's hard to find your boss once.
78. Little Shenyang: No.
79. Zhao Benshan: Neither does the boss.
80. Little Shenyang: The boss is out.
8 1, Zhao Benshan: What to eat?
82. Bi Fujian: Have some home-cooked food.
83. Zhao Benshan: Son, come to the common people and eat stewed mushrooms with young pheasants.
84. Little Shenyang: No.
85. Zhao Benshan: We can have this one.
86. Little Shenyang: This is really not available.
87. Zhao Benshan: Bring it here.
88. Bi Fujian: No pheasants.
Zhao Benshan: Stew this and order a stupid egg.
90. Little Shenyang: No.
9 1, Zhao Benshan: I have.
92. Bi Fujian: Brother, in the next restaurant, all the materials are made by ourselves.
Zhao Benshan: There is nothing here. A few dishes are gone, and two are gone. Give me a chance and Mr. Bi will come to your hotel.
94. Small Shenyang: Send one. Grandpa, why are you so depressed? I didn't even order. We have to give up one.
95. Zhao Benshan: I ordered abalone and lobster, didn't you know?
96. Little Shenyang: Also, don't you know? I am young and my life is short. Sometimes it is the same as sleeping. Close your eyes and earn, and the day will pass. If you close your eyes, you won't make any money. This life is over.
97, Bi Fujian: incisive.
98. Zhao Benshan: Gao Ming, he is a fart.
99. Little Shenyang: Money is a thing apart from the body. What is the most painful thing for people? When people die, money is not spent.
100, Zhao Benshan: The most painful thing is that people are alive and money is gone. This child.
10 1, Little Shenyang: This is so embarrassing.
102, Zhao Benshan: The dishes need to be cooked for a while, and the duck eggs are coming. They have been artistic bacteria since childhood.
103, Bi Fujian: Art Cell
104, Zhao Benshan: See if you can get on your "Avenue of Stars".
105, Bi Fujian: Brother, I get it. You only picked me up here to put my granddaughter on the Avenue of Stars.
106, Zhao Benshan: Waiter, get the microphone for karaoke.
107, Bi Fujian: register according to our rules.
108, Zhao Benshan: Start from the front and don't be nervous.
109, Mao Mao: I'm from Chishuigouzi, a lotus in Tieling, a big city. My name is Duck Egg. I am very impulsive today. It's sunny tonight, and it's cloudy and sunny tonight.
1 10, Little Shenyang: Report the weather forecast.
1 1 1, Mao Mao: My mood changed from cloudy to sunny. Why? I found my grandfather. My grandfather is so good that he can take me to Youguang Avenue.
1 12, Bi Fujian: Avenue of Stars
1 13, Mao Mao: Thank you very much for giving me this opportunity. I really appreciate it. You can really take me to the avenue. I thank your eight ancestors. On behalf of them, I will never let you go in my life.
1 14, Zhao Benshan: The child just wants to get back at you and repay the kindness. He can't forget you when he goes out and sings about the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau in Li Guyi.
1 15, Mao Mao: That's Li Na's, singing "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" live.
1 16, Zhao Benshan: Don't sing in the middle, sing later.
Bi Fujian: He's young, and his voice is really high.
1 18, Zhao Benshan: Sing another song.
Mao Mao: Grandpa, today's food is a little salty.
120, Zhao Benshan: crying and singing behind.
12 1, Bi Fujian: Wait a minute, say it even if you are in tears. Let's talk about the acceptance speech. The Avenue of Stars is a true story. Before it went to Beijing, it was an acceptance speech.
122, Zhao Benshan: His master came, and I didn't know. If I say three, she will cry. You're really finished. You have feelings for him. This is his picture.
123, Mao Mao: crying?
124, Zhao Benshan: That's it. What are you laughing at?
125, Mao Mao: Very interesting.
126, Bi Fujian: Forget it, good talent, good singing.
127, Little Shenyang: That's not bad, so you can get on.
128, Zhao Benshan: Where are you going?
129, Little Shenyang: On the Avenue of Stars
130, Zhao Benshan: Just get on the kang. This is a matter for the art circle.
13 1, Little Shenyang: You let me sing a song,
132, Zhao Benshan: I won't let you sing.
133, Little Shenyang: If you don't let me sing, I'll tell you what's going on.
134, Zhao Benshan: What you say is definitely better than singing.
135, Bi Fujian: You start talking, or sign up.
136, Little Shenyang: My fate (sensitive word) is the same, and there is an old man named Bi.
137, Bi Fujian: What can you do?
138, Little Shenyang: I can imitate the show.
Bi Fujian: Imitate who?
140, Xiao Shenyang: Teacher Liu Huan.
14 1, Bi Fujian: imitate that paragraph.
142, Little Shenyang: Me and you
143, Zhao Benshan: Sing.
144, Bi Fujian: This is a song called Me and You. Sing!
145, Little Shenyang: Me and you, heart to heart?
146, Zhao Benshan: Forget it, it's over. Let's serve.
147, Little Shenyang: I'll sing one more song, one from Dao Lang.
Zhao Benshan: You sing dung beetles.
149, Little Shenyang: Dao Lang is the singer's name, and Dao Lang is the singer's name.
150, Bi Fujian: One more.
15 1, Little Shenyang: I can also sing A Lang's songs on the Avenue of Stars.
Bi Fujian: What's your name?
153, Little Shenyang: My Chinese name is Little Shenyang.
154, Bi Fujian: There are foreign names.
155, Little Shenyang: Little Shenyang
156, Zhao Benshan: English name is Xiao ~ ~ Loss ~ ~ Sample.
Bi Fujian: Where are you from?
158, Little Shenyang: I'm from Lianhua Village.
159, Bi Fujian: He is the little Shenyang your son asked me to find. He will go to Beijing with me tomorrow and go to the Avenue of Stars.
160, Zhao Benshan: The dishes are all cooked for you. If you don't give me face, you will give her grandfather face. Why not let his grandfather meet you? You can watch the news online, and the click rate is very high. The duck egg mentioned above is her.
16 1, Bi Fujian: Serve immediately. Today's dinner is on me. My treat. Duck egg, tomorrow you will go to the Avenue of Stars with your eldest brother. If you are a group, it is not bad money.
Mao Mao: Can I go, too?
Bi Fujian: Yes.
Mao Mao: Thank you, sir.
165, Little Shenyang: Thank you.
166, Zhao Benshan: The Avenue of Stars is a stage for the people. They all wanted it, so they took me with them.
167, Bi Fujian: Your name is also online.
168, Zhao Benshan: Actually, my grandfather's surname is Bi.
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