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The weasel pays a New Year call to the chicken.

Lead: Two-part allegorical saying? The weasel pays a New Year call to the chicken? We often hear this sentence, so do you know what his next sentence is? Let's have a look.

The weasel pays New Year greetings to chickens-unkind.

Weasel pays New Year greetings to chickens: it means pretending to be kind, but it is actually a derogatory term.

Example: abnormal. I'm usually so mean to you, and suddenly I start to pay attention. It's obvious that weasels pay New Year greetings to chickens? Not kind.

The story of the weasel paying New Year greetings to chickens (1);

The weasel pays a New Year call to the chicken. A weasel broke into a henhouse twice and stole the chicken. Who knows that the weasel screamed with pain when it was caught by its master's mousetrap for the third time in the early morning of New Year's Day. The master heard the sound and said angrily to the weasel. What's your name? Sneaking into my house in the middle of the night and stealing chickens alive, culpable of punishment. Do you have anything else to say? ? The weasel defended: I am really wronged. I didn't come to the henhouse to steal chickens. ? The master asked puzzled:? Then what are you doing in my henhouse? Are you dating a chicken? The weasel said solemnly, no, I'm here to pay a New Year call to the chicken. ?

The story of the weasel paying New Year greetings to chickens (2);

Once upon a time, there was a weasel. It was very bad and everyone hated it.

One day, the weasel was hungry again, thinking about how to get a chicken to fill his stomach. However, other people's henhouses are locked and cannot be stolen. Suddenly, it had a brainwave: aren't there some chickens at the hen's house? These chickens are tender, aren't they more delicious? Yes, that's it! ?

At first, the weasel wrapped her mouth in a piece of cloth, carrying a basket, wrapped in cloth all over, like a mummy.

After successful camouflage, it came to the door of mother hen's house, looked through the door and found mother hen playing with the chicks! So, it pinched its nose and said in a high voice: Hello! Are you at home? I'm dad duck, and I've come to pay a New Year call to you? . The hen doesn't sound like father duck, so he looks out through the door. See this? Dad duck? Long head, big mouth, long hair all over the body, and a long hairy tail dragging behind the ass? Ah! It's not dad duck, it's a weasel!

Mother hen thought:? How could the weasel be so kind as to give us a New Year greeting? It must want to steal our chicks, right? . The hen suddenly saw through the weasel's trick. It whispered to the baby chick:? Why don't you keep quiet and I'll handle it? .

The hen said to the weasel. Mr duck, Mr lion, Mr mouse, Mr tiger, Mr elephant? It's all here. Do you want to join us? . When the weasel heard this, the lion, the mouse, the tiger and the elephant were all there, and they all ran away in fear.

The hen family laughed their heads off when they saw the weasel's mess.

The real weasel pays New Year greetings to chickens;

The weasel pays a New Year call to the chicken? There is no kindness, which is a popular two-part allegorical saying. A realistic version of Guo Huanxiao's family happened recently? The weasel pays a New Year call to the chicken? .

Ms. Guo Huanxiao, who lives in Jingyang Community, went back to her family a few days ago. As soon as she entered the room, she found five domestic hens in the living room. Guo Huan squatted down with a smile and saw the hens lying on the ground. Each hen had bitten marks on its neck and bitten fur everywhere. At this time, Ms. Guo woke up and five hens at home were killed. No wonder her parents are in such a bad mood.

Guo Huanxiao told reporters that her family comes from Huangjia Village, Zhu Qiao, and her mother Huang Xiuqin keeps several hens at home. These hens usually lay eggs and will kill one or two at the end of the year depending on the situation. ? Five hens laid more eggs than the old couple could eat. I will bring some to me when I go home. ? When it comes to the killing of hens, Guo Huanxiao's mother Huang Xiuqin told reporters. That morning, I went to feed the chickens as usual. You can usually hear chickens crowing before you go to the henhouse, but you haven't heard chickens crowing since that day. Take a closer look, there are no chickens in the henhouse. ?

Worried that the chicken was stolen, he quickly asked his wife Guo to come and have a look. ? At that time, I came to see that there were no chickens in the henhouse, but I found a chicken feather on the ground, so I followed it and found the first chicken not far from the house. By that time, the chicken had been bitten beyond recognition. ? After finding a chicken, Guo continued to look around. Slowly, all five chickens were found, but all the chickens found were dead.

Huang Xiuqin was distressed to see so many chickens dead. The laying hens he usually took good care of died overnight. I'm really upset.

Guo took five chickens home and examined them again and again. Every chicken's neck has been bitten, as if it were killed by something. He immediately ruled out the possibility of stealing chickens and suddenly thought of it. Weasel? Take a bite. Guo quickly found a neighbor and told him the situation. When the neighbor came to check the wound, he said it was bitten by a weasel. The neighbor also told Guo that it was cold now and the weasel had nothing to eat in the wild, so he went to the village? Steal? Here comes the chicken. Be careful in the future.