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I come from Ningbo. Besides, Huainan dialect.
Leisure bear (not so good)
You can take pictures (ok)
Better (better) than it (all words can be added with it)
Good sheep and bear (good)
Old place (yes)
Did (badly) in the exam.
Very good (very good)
One mouth (in a word, easy to say)
Test tube: (OK, OK)
But it should be (isn't it)
Ma can: (very interesting)
Come on, come on.
Idle (verb phrase, run amok)
What should I do to coax Huang Zi?
Something went wrong (mistake, mistake, death, screw up)
Pickling people (disgusting people)
Hang a cigarette (nonsense)
Hang one's waist (absent-minded)
Look at you. (Pride, look at you. )
Why are you bluffing? What are you excited about? )
You are such an asshole (disgusting nature)
That big donkey bear! (swearing)
Bar road, bar leg (walking and returning)
Seven leaves (two light heads, cold heads)
Not according to the equipment (no, the effect is not good)
Can hang the stage (smart)
Regardless of the platform, regardless of the tendon (no)
People who hate swallowing, people who put their throats aside (disgusting people)
Pull the floor like a coat cover (nonsense)
Cover up (pretend, cover up)
Cat hanging, cat water you! (It's over, forget it. )
Too hard! (awesome)
Where do you drink? (incoherent and confused)
Every meal (eat)
Drink lang lang (relaxed, like a motorcycle)
Penalty deduction (stingy)
Dogs have better eyes than sheep.
Ghost six (dishonest person)
Fine bean fart (sly man)
Oh, big eggs (flattery, flattery)
Dig (curse)
Ma Xiong (meaning "Ma Can" and "Ma Bi")
Dig (curse)
Late fish (late: the ancient punishment "in the middle of the year", do you know what it means? )
Hui Chong (private small-scale financing)
Easy (parallel, show off, show off)
Zilaladi (about it)
Qiu Ba and Qiu Ji (describing the image as obscene)
Quietly (chattering)
Booger (a person of low status and weight)
It's really difficult to pull it out (it's really resourceful, capable and sure)
Pee and pee (pee, pronounced sei, unpleasant, meaning annoying)
Tick-tock, tick-tock (pestering people)
Forget it (forget it)
On-site examination (completed)
Yeah, bear (no)
Slang (nonsense)
Two clothes (regardless of gender)
Wife's three sounds (no three no four)
Why don't you do what you should do (how can you not do it)
I hit you (I hit you)
Just make do (make do)
Pull your wife's tongue (chew your tongue, gossip)
I miss you (quick link "Looking at you")
Waste money (money, do useless work, waste energy/financial resources)
Show off one's face (show off, ungrateful)
Ear handle (ear, pronounced "Russia". A slap in the face)
I'll smash your face! (Tear your face off)
Destruction (this is a big problem)
You are a complete person.
An amateur (250. This dialect is not unique to Huainan, but is spoken by Huainan people.
Danger (shouting, howling)
Lao Ju (an old thick-skinned, shameless person)
Sour (sweet, salty. Such as "killing people", which means "salty people")
How can you be so salty! ) You are such an asshole. You don't know what this means. )
Crappy strange (strange, funny, interesting. For example, "Oh, you really suck." )
The lame (strange, I don't understand. Such as "it's a bit lame to think about it." )
Just chatting! (Press this two-part allegorical saying: When the teapot drops, it drops its mouth. )
I dropped something (great, it was fierce)
Wild dogs (queuing)
Eat (eat)
Can be made (ok)
What happened? What happened?
Forget it.
Here comes my monkey (surprised)
Strangle the bear (forget it)
What a nuisance! (disgusting)
Deng Ke (Pit)
Klatu (clod)
Pancreas (soap)
Do it (do it)
You can take pictures (ok)
Moby looks good, the earth shakes, who are you arresting, then tell me, what are you doing? Which Kidnapper, Yang Xiong, Ye Xiong, Cat Force, Tribal Tiger, I Get the Man, Nine, What should I Do, What Yellow Man, Throw Away the Gorgeous Man, Sao is not vulgar, When our children come, the fog will be gone. ...
A classic explanation given by Guangxi MM: Split the face, that is to say, split the face in half and stick it with glue. . . .
Classic Huainan dialect: My child came, and the donkey and bear lied to you. I'm Mabie. I want to say something annoying to you, but I'm afraid you can't recruit me. I know you want to page me in person now, so I'll just say it, okay? What are you doing? Come on!
Ma can (very special)
Walk slowly (on foot)
Dura (String)
Where to put it (where)
Come straight to the point (for what).
Body parts: diarrhea? Umbilical neck pulls the neck, head, feet, ribs and bones of the neck.
Toilet (meaning toilet)
Just tight (what do you mean)
Sao pig (indicating sloppy people)
Whistle (for walking fast)
A bicycle pulled by feet (meaning a bicycle)
Go home (meaning go home)
You see, what you said is a pity. Don't worry. Sure, take care of it. I've been out for a long time, so I'll visit my family when I have time. My family misses you too.
Come on, my boy! How can you make our Huainan words so authentic? They are all foreign bears, and when we haven't hung up, we will invite a guy to sit together and I will invite you to dinner! There is a pig's hoof in the striker, and it is difficult to make mistakes. what do you think? If we want to go, let's call more people. If you don't go, then say it earlier. Don't arrest anyone!
Here is an example: a child's dialogue.
(a): Abba Mabi is too hard. He teaches foreign languages!
Really? Dad just had a hard time. He is repairing roads, and he is very tired every day! !
A: Then your father must be very old?
(b): Then just say something! Buron Rusi! !
(A): Come on, my baby! Don't fart, your father is old! ! Why are you as thin as a beetle?
(b): Hey hey, blow a cow and B won't open the door? Can your father speak a foreign language?
(A): Of course! Like what? I forget my old age, as if it were some kind of guest oil!
(b): Shit! It's hair oil Alas, you have a poor memory! !
(A): Hehe, on the spot!
Kick the child away with one foot.
You can take pictures (gently).
Find someone to fuck you for 20 cents.
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