What are the classic quotations of Lin Wanrong?

2. benefactor, you hit the old woman.

3 "Really?" Ning Yuxi smiled: "Do you know what is the most painful thing in life?"

"Men are impotent and women are infertile."

Sometimes, everything is false, except that lies are true. ...

5. personable, well-behaved, no enemies

6. I am not a casual person. I am not a casual person.

7. Clear water without fish makes people invincible.

8. Love to life, love to death, love to want to live and want to die.

Love you crisp, love you hemp, love you crisp, love you hemp!

9. Don't pretend to be B, pretend to be struck by lightning!

10 I am a very serious person.

I am not a casual person.

1 1 I'm honest, called Thriller Gun, 1 Yejiro, honest little husband.

12 Take a step back, broaden your horizons and be happier.

13 I am good at convincing people with virtue.

I am not a casual person.

1 1 I'm honest, called Thriller Gun, 1 Yejiro, honest little husband.

12 Take a step back, broaden your horizons and be happier.

13 I am good at convincing people with virtue.

14 I have tried very hard to control my charm, and now it seems that I have completely failed.

You scared me! I'll call you fertilization another day!

16 Do you prefer to rape before killing, kill before raping, or rape while killing?

17 She treats this beast better than me!

18 The road ahead is dark. I'm afraid of monsters. Teacher, let me guide you.

19 If you are a fox and I am a hunter, I will definitely chase you.

If you are tea, I am boiled water. I will definitely hit on you.

If I were a carriage and you were a driver, you would definitely drive (marry) me.

If I am a silver ticket and you are a silver ticket, then I will definitely marry you.

A dirty hand is so wet.

2 1 I touched her chest, but her chest didn't touch my hand either.

In the team battle, we hit you one by one, and in the one-on-one fight, you hit us one by one.

It's not easy for us to be men, not to mention handsome, but also to make money and deceive people, pretending to be gentle during the day and being animals at night.

Nothing can be done without it. How can it be so easy to keep the red flag at home and float the colorful flags outside?

Our friendship is very pure.

Big bed in the kitchen at 25 o'clock.

26 "holding a musket, Lin Wanrong is very happy. Now I have two guns with me, one for a man and one for a woman, hehe. "

27 "Big Brother, you are my man." Los setting almost suffocated by his kiss, the in the mind pleasantly surprised, very not easy to struggle, almond eyes slightly open, emotional blurred, lotus mouth gently vomit a say:

"hmm? What? " General Lin, immersed in sweetness, paused, but his mind didn't react. His intuition told him that something was wrong.

Ronin also remembered that he was wrong. I punched him in shame and muttered softly, "It's all your fault, always making me put my foot in my mouth. Big brother, I am your man. "

You are my teacup, so that I can hold you in my palm.

When no one cares about you, you should learn to care about yourself.

30 thoughtful clothes

3 1 You may not believe it, Lin Wanrong shook his head and sighed; I can't believe it myself. I negotiated with a female official in South Korea yesterday.

After drinking some water and wine, I vaguely felt that a woman had come to take off my clothes. I tried my best to defend my chastity. Just-there are tears in Lin's eyes;

As the saying goes, a hero is hard to grind when his fist is lost to his mistress. Under my efforts, I lost some extremely precious seeds! !

My upper body is used for thinking. . The lower body is used to support thinking. ! !

Beating is love, scolding is love. . Love to the extreme ~! ! !

34 people are awesome if they don't skin it, and invincible if they splash it.

Brother Lin San, do you have a lover? The third brother said shyly, not yet.

The wind blew ten feet in those days, and now the shoes are wet by the wind. That's what happened. Have my manners, hey hey! !

What aphrodisiac do you want?

My third brother standing there is the best aphrodisiac!

I also know that I am too honest to play politics. Xu Wei shook his head, sighed and looked straight.

He is a man close to the emperor, and his roar is terrible. The shopkeeper was startled, his legs trembled and he stammered, "Officer, please forgive me-"

"What did you say? ! "Mr. Gao was furious, slapped the table, blew his beard and stared," What's the excuse? Who do you take me for? ! Lao Tzu is serving people with virtue, and serving people with virtue-do you understand? ! "

Someone more shameless than me finally appeared! Lin's adult next to him was so grateful that he couldn't wait to hold Mr. Gao's hand and laugh three times.

Lin Wanrong was deeply moved by Xu Wei's sincere words: "Helping others is the foundation of happiness. Even if I sacrifice my own color, I have no regrets. Tell me, Mr Xu, when will you start? "

4 1 is about who designed the hair style of the White Lotus Sect. If you have nothing to do, pretend to be an Arab ...

You don't want to think, if I really did something with her, wouldn't I even bolt the door for you to catch? I'm always cautious. ......

Oh, no, I've always opposed this kind of thing, very much.

A real woman is a woman who walks out of the hall, walks into the kitchen and lies in bed!

This Lao Xu thought is really unhealthy. Before I finished, he wanted to change the subject. Disdaining Xu Wei, Lin Wanrong said awkwardly, "Mr. Xu, what do you think?

I just gave her a present, and nothing happened. Miss Xu and I are very pure. "

"Very pure?" Xu Wei's face suddenly became a little disappointed: "Why don't you get along-oh, no, I mean, why don't you spend your birthday with her?" Oh, what happened to your forehead? Are you hurt? "

It's good to be a man!

I also hate premarital sex. It is others, not myself, who are disgusted.

Lin Wanrong sighed and said with emotion, "Ning Er, I didn't realize it until now. My thoughts are too old-fashioned and conservative. I want to keep up with you in time. "

Wow, why are you looking at me like that …

There are many things you can't do in this world, such as ants can't marry elephants, turtles can't compete with rabbits, and brother-in-law can't sleep with his sister-in-law.

Lin San said: You should communicate more on weekdays, or you will be really confused if you take off your clothes and turn off the lights at night.

5 1 How long is the sky and how long is the earth? I never wanted to know. My request is simple. I just want to remember you in the 10 century. When you reach 1 1 century, I will be a stone that knows nothing.

When a man says that a man is cute, it is equivalent to a pervert.

Oh, no, no "XieCiLi suddenly rushed out of a figure, hugging her delicate body, two big hands intentionally or unintentionally on her chest:" miss xu, have something to say, how can you take things too hard? Hey, you have two big steamed buns on you! "

"Let me go!" Xu Changjin shivered in his heart and quickly twisted his body: "My Lord, let me go, please let me go quickly!"

"If you have something to say, why do you want to throw yourself into the river? Why do you throw yourself into the river and bring steamed bread? " Lin Wanrong put her arms around her and rubbed slightly. Xu Changjin snorted and blushed. "My Lord, I won't throw myself into the river. You misunderstood, misunderstood. "

"Misunderstanding?" Lin Wanrong gave her a puzzled look: "No! Obviously, two steamed buns are about to cause a bloody case. From the eyes I saved countless people, you must have the impulse to throw yourself into the river. Why else do you hug me so tightly? "

Xu Changjin's face was burning with shame. Obviously, you hold me tight. Why did you falsely accuse me? "My Lord, I just want to break a willow tree, not throw it into the river!" Xu Changjin bowed his head in shame and whispered, "Please let me go quickly.

In the 54th century, the Xiao family was unified.

There was a bump in the carriage, and a woman whispered from the carriage, "Hey, what are you doing?" You are squeezing me. "

Another man's voice said, "Oh, I'm sorry, the carriage is too bumpy. I didn't mean to. " Hey, what's this soft one? Wow. Here's another one? "

"You, get down!" The two women in the carriage shouted together.

56 good kung fu days came out

Feel good figure.

57 people, all from B ~ ~ ~ (pun intended)

I was born sitting with my arms crossed.

Lin San is a typical animal whose lower body dominates the upper body [the story of Liu Xiahui sitting still]

Lin Wanrong said with a smile, "Fu Bo, look at what you said. In fact, I have always taken it as my responsibility to benefit thousands of women and establish a new social atmosphere. It's just that every time I think that this goal is far from being achieved, I feel guilty. "

60% of people want to look beautiful when they look at clothes, horses and saddles. What should I say about you? Why are you so handsome?

6 1 You cover here, I have to leave in advance. Mr. Gao, give me the fastest BMW. I'm going out to pee-

62 "Oh? Baby, do you remember what I told you last time? If someone speaks ill of me, you should lower your hearing a hundred times, because nine times out of ten it is false. If you say I am good, you must listen to it a thousand times, because it is true. "

I just did an oral temperature test experiment with Teacher Luo at high temperature. Don't take it seriously. We are affectionate and stop at comity.

When can I grow as big as my sister here? "The little girl looked at him for a long time, and finally spoke, and asked shyly.

"Oh, this is the big lady's?" Lin Wanrong was in a cold sweat. Fortunately, Miss Er met a virtuous person like me. Otherwise, the big miss ate YaBaKui, must be invited to do long-term work in Fiona Fang.

"It's much bigger than mine." The second young lady said shyly, "but not as big as my mother."

65 is so cheap, really, and so cheap. .

How do you feel about me?

Very big, very big! !

You, what do you want to rob-"Wan Tao surplus exclaimed.

Lin Wanrong smiled lightly: "I want to grab a color!"

"You don't need to understand. Hey, I'm really tired today and feel a little hurt. " Teacher Luo, let's give a hug. Very pure. This is a comfort. "

Supplement: Children's education is really a big problem. Even if knowledge is the master of heaven and earth, it is difficult to understand the cause and effect. Lin Wanrong suddenly raised her vigilance. I'm going to be a father. Don't give birth to a son who is worse than me, that will be miserable!

70 "makes sense." The little girl nodded, looked at Lin Wanrong and said, "I didn't expect you to be a profiteer."

"You see my good points so quickly?" Lin Wanrong "surprised" way: "I thought I hid it well, alas, I am still too sharp. As the saying goes, there is wood in the forest, and the wind will destroy it. It seems that it is time to review yourself. "

7 1 Back to the old Dong Gu, it was as Dong Qiaoqiao said that Dong Rende and Dong Qingshan and his son were just looking at glistening silver, and their greedy eyes fully proved that people evolved from animals.

Look, these are all for you! This coat, this pair of trousers and this pair of socks-oh, Miss Xu, don't go, I'm not finished yet-"

In the spring morning, I woke up happily.

Little clothes in the dream!

But now I remember that night, that storm,

The children had a good time!

Lin Wanrong was overjoyed and grabbed his sleeve: "Great. Brother Gao, take me there quickly My ladies are waiting for my wedding. "

Mr. Gao frowned and looked embarrassed. "Brother, if it weren't for my brother, I wouldn't help you. It is really a state-owned law with rules to follow. Our Wulin places also have their own small rivers and lakes. We can't bully people by force, especially ordinary people who don't know martial arts. It is not difficult to climb a high wall.

But how can we honest people break into houses? Especially an expert like me. It is famous in the rivers and lakes and admired by thousands of people. Once the story of walking through the wall spreads, won't it be laughed at by the world? "

Lin Wanrong can pull out so many things when she jumps over the wall with a blink of an eye, and her self-esteem and pride are rampant. It seems that our skin is still too thin.

"-I can't be weak at fifty, so I can't do it myself. But-"Mr. Gao's tone suddenly changed:" I can't help it if others help you. Brother, wait a minute-"

Mr. Gao put his hands together and clapped hard. Two people suddenly rushed out of the dark corner in the distance, with a long ladder on their shoulders.

When they arrived near the crowd, they stood against the wall with a long ladder. Teacher Gao tried hard and nodded with satisfaction: "It is safe and convenient to use this, which is a hundred times stronger than showing off martial arts without violating the ban. Dude, you're robbing someone. It's none of my business. Please-"

Speaking of Xu Zhiqing, I think of the scene where she stood on the top of the orchid, expressing her affection and sending each other a song. That kind of affection is unbearable for a man. * * *, Lin Wanrong bullet, if you can go back alive this time, be sure to give it to Xu Wench.

Lao Xu can take advantage of this. She has picked up so many sons-in-law in vain, and it is estimated that she will laugh in her dreams in the middle of the night.

Lin Wanrong went to the door laughing and suddenly turned around and said, "Miss Qin, let me ask you something."

Qin Xianer nodded and said, "Go."

"Teacher Qin, can you sing eighteen tricks in the end?" Lin Wanrong said with a smile.

Qin Xianer: ". . . . . . "

Shit, must the man riding a white horse be a prince? Maybe it's Tang priest

If two kinds of feelings last a long time, are you touching or scratching?

When he was caught eating someone else's sister, he showed no remorse at all. He boasted, "I didn't do anything. Miss Er and I are doing a research work. Let's see if they both hold their breath. "

In this case, who can persist for a longer time. "

Holding his hand, he said softly, "Lin San, will you miss me outside?" "I will only think of you at one time." Lin Wanrong said with a smile. The second young lady's eyes were red and her nose was sour. She was going crazy, but she listened to him continue: "When breathing."

8 1 bah, when the fuck did I become a gentleman? This profession is too noble for me.

I'm passionate by nature. God, how did I get this terminal disease? !

83 "Wrong door?" Lin Wanrong hey hey smiled: "Impossible, I have always been pervasive! There is no problem of entering the wrong door! "

The lady couldn't understand his code word, and shook her head firmly and said, "We are in the back garden."

Soaking in the hot spring, I closed my eyes and slept for a while, feeling in high spirits, so I carefully scrubbed the clothes thrown by the fairy.

After thinking about it, although I have reached the state of returning to nature, Ning Xian has not realized that I am naked, but I have suffered a big loss. -clothes or put on first!

In 85, the grass was taken from Mamouni ...

Men should "make progress every day" and women should "laugh often" ~

You and I will be together for a hundred years. If anyone dies at the age of 97, Naiheqiao will wait three years.

A gentleman loves color, gets what he likes, loses what he likes, and his penis rots.

Dude, you know, I've always been an introvert. Every time I come back from the eight hutongs, I feel guilty for hours.

Brother 90, did you really get her back? ! How to do this? It is illegal to rob civilians by force. Didn't we agree to convince others with good deeds? Oh, no, I haven't made the bed yet!

9 1 You are my whole heart, my liver and three-quarters of my son. How can I abandon you? "

How disgusting is this? Where can a proud and shy lady stand it? Her rosy cheeks and watery eyes looked at him.

He bowed his head slightly and said with various amorous feelings, "It's disgusting, it's terrible. Say it a few times and don't say it. You can remember it. "

92 "Sister, please call it purity, OK? Didn't you seduce me on purpose? "

He sighed heavily, dropped his pen on the map, drew a circle hard, sucked the milk hard, drew a sharp fork in that circle and penetrated the back of the paper! Everyone saw the place clearly, held their breath, their pupils kept expanding, their faces were white and red, their bonuses were white and sweat was rolling down. "What a powerful ooxx! ! "Mr. Gao exclaimed," Brother Lin, where is this? "

Alas, without love, there is no hate. It is the depth of love that leads to hatred. I deeply understand.

95 "Uncle, have you ever seen a beautiful young lady who is so tall and wears a one-piece skirt pass by here? Oh, that young lady looks very suitable for me-"

"mental derangement! There's plenty for you in the kiln ahead! "

96 "No way! ! ! You can say that, mother-in-law, why do you want to get in the way when you know I'm having an affair with two ladies? If I really can only marry one young lady, should I steal my eldest sister-in-law or my younger sister? "

97 "When the clothes are exhausted in the daytime, Huanglong will return to the stream."

98 "One short step makes a lasting regret, and turning back is a hundred years old."

99 consummation? Lin Wanrong exclaimed: "Sister, I am still young, my body is not mature, and I am not prepared physically and psychologically. Can you leave me alone? "

AnBiRu looked him up and down, charming smile: "Small, where is small? I've never seen you so big.

100 "It's delicious, Xianer. You're great. Let's play a new trick tonight. Hey, sister shifu, let's have soup together. Xianer, give me a bite, and give the master another bite. -Sister, what do you think? How about this, Xianer? Give the master a bite and give me another bite. "

10 1 "The knowledge of picking flowers is great. It's just that there are many kinds of postures, back pick, down pick, up pick, and three people pick together. That's great. We can talk when we are free. "

"Three people together? Is this flower picking divided into two people and three people? I think one person is enough! "

"One-man show really don't have a flavor. Excuse me, do you usually eat bananas with your left hand or right hand? "

"What is a one-man show? Does it have anything to do with eating bananas? When I eat bananas. Like to hold hands together-"

"Hands together? Oh, what a big banana! I think you have to take a few bites, miss! Talent, come to my house to eat bananas when you are free. My family has a big one. "

102 "well, it's best not to. As you know, I am married. With my honest and strong nature, it is difficult to have an affair, and occasionally having an affair is also the limit. "

103 "Alas, life needs more courage than death. So, don't talk about life and death easily. At this parting moment, I have a lot to say to you. How's this? Let's find an inn, open a room, sit down together for tea, chat and talk from the heart. Don't worry, I'm an honest man. I will only do what I love and never do anything crazy. "

104 "It's a pity that you have been with me for so long that I don't even know who I am. I always like the new and hate the old. How can I give up a forest for a big tree? "

105, who is helping third brother, looked envious for a while. When will such a good thing happen to me?

106 "If something is destined for me, I will never refuse. Life is like being raped. If you can't resist, it's better to enjoy pleasure. "

107 "Sister Fairy, as I said, you saved my life, and I will never be your enemy again in my life. This is my kindness to you. If you want to kill me, do it. If I frown, your son will have the same surname as me! "

108 "Miss, I was seriously injured this time. It is really difficult to sleep alone at night. Can you comfort me tonight?-Hey, your eyes are so impure. Don't think about it, just take care of the wounded, it will be fine. "

109 "Helping others is the foundation of happiness. Even if I sacrifice my color, I have no regrets. When will you do it? "

1 10 My wife can help me every time. I am more capable and found such a capable wife.

1 1 1 this stick! Lin Wanrong gave him a dissatisfied look and warned him deeply: "Brother Gao, you must learn from me, be upright, have ideals, and don't indulge in vulgar tastes!" As the saying goes, there is a road to prostitution at the top of the mountain, and you have to sail in the sea indefinitely. You must understand this profound truth! "

1 12 "I've always been ambitious and I'm not that interested in beauty. There are only ten wives in my family. It's really bad manners to rob a woman. We still have to serve people with virtue, and serve people with virtue! "

1 13 I turned my thoughts on every life into a grain of light sand sprinkled by heaven, so there was a vast Taklimakan! [Classic, it's good to cheat little MM]

If I were a good Toy Boy, I would raise him. The idea suddenly rose in my heart, but Lin Wanrong got a fright. Which country is this transvestite from? Almost changed my sexual orientation.