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Describe yourself as handsome, briefly.

Based on the "self" form, people's feelings about objective things are called people's subjective feelings. The subjective feeling of being handsome. Today, Bian Xiao compiled a brief introduction about his handsomeness for your reference. Let's have a look!

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Describe yourself as handsome, briefly.

1. A handsome man like me was found by the teacher as soon as he was absent from class.

I want to be a woman in my next life and marry a handsome guy like me.

I really envy you for knowing me at such a young age.

4. I am so handsome that I don't want to update potatoes and want to have sex with me.

It is said that when I was born, there was an auspicious cloud in the northern sky, which gradually floated to my roof from far and near and became a word: handsome.

6. I am so handsome that my shit smells good! Flowers stink, too

7. There are no shortcomings except being handsome. Why? Tell me why! How can I be so good!

8. Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I replied: it's me.

9.? You can only spoil a handsome guy like me.

10.? Handsome, people who drive in the street will have traffic accidents and rear-end collisions; Passers-by are dizzy ~ ~

1 1. Mosquitoes in summer. I warn you, don't touch my handsome face.

12. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?

13.? Accumulated stones are like jade, and columns are loose like jade. Lang Yan is unique, unique.

14. Did you see the light of Ben Shuai? When the lights are turned off all over the world, the rest of the light comes from Ben Shuai.

15. Some people say I am handsome. I've been thinking about it all night. Who leaked the news?

16. I am handsome, beautiful, well-proportioned and have the demeanor of a star. The first batch passed the international ISO900 1 Handsome guy system certification, with tips; The beauty of the signature deserves attention.

17. On the bus, a little girl was playing with a magic wand behind me. She pointed a gun at my back. I want to turn you into the most handsome man in the world. I smiled, turned around and heard a scream, mom, mom, I know magic!

18. If handsome can be a meal, then my handsome can make the world no longer need to grow grain!

19. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime.

20. Everyone loves everyone, flowers see flowers, cars see flat tires, and ghosts are reborn.

2 1. One day, I was in the street and suddenly a group of people surrounded me. Pointing at me as handsome, I said I was not handsome, so they hit me and called me hypocritical.

22. Don't feel inferior just because you are ugly. For example, I'm not proud of being handsome.

23. My girlfriend asked me, do you think you are handsome? I said I was not handsome, and she punched me and told you to lie.

24. Today, the bus said not to carry inflammable and explosive articles. I decided to get off the bus because I was so handsome.

25. I tell you secretly that I am actually very handsome!

26. Although I am handsome, I am very low-key!

27. CoCo Lee chased me for three blocks. After seeing me yesterday, he immediately announced that he would quit the show business in September. ! If nothing else, it is because I am so handsome. ...

28. It is said that pear blossoms lead to begonia, and people send the nickname "Jade-faced Little Dragon with Almighty Heaven and Earth", which is the embodiment of handsome and wisdom, the combination of chivalry and benevolence, and the great man of the predecessors.

29. In my study, I am diligent and eager to learn, and I will always be the master of my own study.

30. Politicians are also right. The son is handsome and tall, who dares to be wrong? -Confucius

3 1. Postscript: Ten million years after my death, after the birth of mankind, they restored my bones and buried them in the North Pole. Above my tombstone, there is a cloud floating all year round, which has changed and changed, with only one word: handsome. ...

People say I look like Chow Yun Fat, but in fact I look like Andy Lau.

33. I am so handsome that I don't want to update potatoes and want to have sex with me.

34. Susu likes, likes and attracts Xu.

35. Not tall or handsome, the boss doesn't like it, the house hasn't been built yet, and I want to buy a car. I only love you, plus an empty wallet. If I promise to marry me on Tanabata, only love is like the sea!

36. One day I yelled at Tianda: I am not handsome! God listened, and a thunder struck. Who told you to lie?

Describe yourself as a handsome narcissist.

1, I am a big talker, handsome and free and easy.

2. The weather is fine today. Today is a good day to go out and release your handsomeness.

The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my handsome face.

You must study hard and don't eat and drink with a handsome face like me.

5, others praised me for being too handsome, and I praised others for their good eyesight.

6. Some people say I am handsome. I've been thinking all night, but I haven't figured out who leaked the news.

7. I am not a bone. I can't let every dog run after me.

Before you stay with me, you should know one thing. I have nothing but this handsome face.

9. If I sleep on my side, will the ceiling collapse because I can't see my handsome face?

10, I just found out that the way to attract a man is to make him not get it; The way to attract a woman is just the opposite, that is, to satisfy her.

1 1. Don't meet again after today. I'm afraid of hitting you several times every day when I wake up.

12, the tragedy of life lies in: I worked so hard to have a sweet dream all night, but I woke up the next morning and I couldn't remember it at all!

13, I really envy you for knowing me at such a young age.

14, don't say sorry to me, because we don't matter.

15, death is not terrible, what is terrible is that you dare not die.

16, can a handsome and talented rich man like me only die alone?

17, the exam results can open our distance, but it will never change the fact that I am more handsome than you.

18, why? Let's talk about it Don't always call me handsome behind my back and say I look good. Are you bored? Like no one knows.

19, why don't I have a handsome deskmate, but my deskmate does.

20. People who say I'm sick are jealous of my handsomeness and wit.

2 1, wake up by yourself every morning.

22, mosquitoes in summer I warn you, don't touch my handsome face.

23. If cutting my hair means cutting my memory, will I lose my memory if I cut my hair?

24. You can only get used to a handsome man like me.

25. I won't bend over if there is a pie in the sky, because I won't even lose money if there is a pie in the sky.

26. Some people say that I am shameless. This is sheer nonsense. I am reluctant to give up such a handsome face.

27. I'm on your list. I don't have to say anything about being handsome.

28. You said my appearance was fake, and so was the money I gave you. I'm telling you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I can't tolerate that there is something wrong with my appearance.

29. I ran to Mount Everest and said loudly to the sky, "I'm not handsome!" " Suddenly, there was thunder in the sky: a flash of lightning hit me! ! God said angrily, "if you lie again, I will chop you to death!" " ! ! "

30, Valentine's Day afraid that the object is too handsome to be taken away? Do not look at me. It's no use looking at me. I am more handsome than him.

Funny sentences that think you are handsome.

1, every time I walk alone at night, I'm so scared. It's so dark and I'm so handsome. I'm afraid others can't see me.

2. If being handsome is a mistake, I am willing to make mistakes again.

The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my handsome face.

I am handsome, cool, attractive, well-proportioned, good-looking, young, rich, smart, lively and lovely, generous and elegant. Extraordinary spirit, the top ten outstanding in the country.

5. I once participated in a world-wide lying competition and won the first prize because I said I was not handsome; .

6. Handsome is providence, and cool is affectation.

7. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a handsome, deep voice, sexy and charming laughter and love for her deskmate. Unlike my deskmate, she is stupid and looks like a Gua Tian.

8, ranking results, you are ugly, you rank first, I am handsome and free.

9. You can only get used to a handsome man like me.

10, I didn't have any talent at that time, just because I was handsome, so people who liked me at that time were quite superficial, so now, I like superficial people.

1 1, you can call me handsome, I don't mind, but don't involve my friends, it's none of their business, they are just a group of innocent fools.

12, no, I want to study hard and don't want to be said that I live by being handsome.

13, although I am handsome, I am very low-key!

14, I have the handsomeness and wit that I shouldn't have at this age.

15. Every time you are mean to me, I think you are sick. How can you lose your temper in the face of such a handsome me?

16, after seeing me, you will suddenly find-ah, it turns out that handsome can be so single-minded!

17, if Shuai Neng is a meal, Ben Shuai will feed 3 billion people.

18 I admire Madame Curie. She is not disturbed by her beauty, but immersed in the cause of science. As I am sure I can't do it, she is often carried away by her handsomeness.

19, I don't have a story, but I have surrendered many people just because I am handsome.

I know I am handsome, but I am really a little too handsome.

2 1, it's not my fault that you are handsome, it's your own problem that you like me.

22. It is said that a pear flower overwhelms Haitang, and people give it the nickname "Jade-faced Little Dragon with omnipotent heaven and earth", which is the embodiment of handsomeness and wisdom, the combination of chivalry and benevolence, and its predecessor is also a giant.

23, mosquitoes in summer I warn you, don't touch my handsome face.

24. Don't feel inferior just because you are ugly. For example, I'm not proud of being handsome.

25. Visiting the Zen master on the mountain one day: Master, people around you are always talking about how to be a handsome boy. Can you give me some advice? The master smiled and took out a mirror. I suddenly realized: Master, you mean you must pay more attention to your image? -The master said: Look in the mirror and you will know what a handsome boy is!

26. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you look at the photo of this handsome guy, you don't know where this handsome guy is.

27. I only hate myself for being too stubborn. Obviously, you can rely on your face to eat, and you have to rely on talent.

28. I am often so handsome that my eyes are blurred that I dare not kiss myself.

29. Is it true that a handsome and talented rich man like me can only die alone?

30. I am handsome, beautiful, cool, attractive, well-proportioned, good-looking, young, rich, smart, lively and lovely, and I am one of the top ten outstanding figures in China.