Friends circle makes people happy and humorous, saying sentences.

1 Someone actually dislikes the new ugly version of RMB. No matter what he becomes, I will always love him. What I care about is not his appearance. I think this is the so-called true love.

What should I do with you, steamed or braised? 3. Other classes have good discipline, good grades and good physical education, as long as our class is happy. The furthest distance in the world is not the distance between life and death. It's that I stand in front of my future mother-in-law, but I can only call her aunt! 5. Come here, there are three words hidden in my heart for a long time, can you get away! If you don't like me, you can choose to commit suicide or pretend to be blind. 7. I will have a son with a handsome name in the future, so others will say: what a handsome father! Although I can't be a descendant of the rich, I must be an ancestor of the rich. 9. I was also the seed of infatuation, and I drowned in the rain. 10, I am not a casual person, I am not a casual person. 1 1. The difference between leaders and us is that they walk the red carpet and we walk the zebra crossing. 12, the most painful thing in the world, sleeping well and being awakened by urine. 13, money is not everything, and sometimes you need a credit card. 14, the most labor-saving and useful way to fight is to ignore you and silence you. 15, it's not that the ending of the story is not good enough, but that we are too demanding of the story. 16, you will suddenly find out after seeing me? Ah, so handsome and so single-minded.

17, I hereby call on everyone to learn how to repair notebooks? Well, it's important to learn to repair your own notebook? Once upon a time, there was a man who couldn't repair his notebook? Everyone knows what happened afterwards. 18, ask a colleague: Did you buy PetroChina? Colleague said:? Bah! You just bought PetroChina. Your whole family bought PetroChina and Sinopec! ? 19, what I know about you is the weather forecast. 20. Don't complain about life all day. Life will never know who you are, let alone listen to your complaints. 1 1. Others stay in bed because they have money. They can sleep as long as they want. I stay in bed because I have no money, so I can save a meal, not a meal. 12, I really should go out for a walk. After all, such a good face is always hidden at home, which is simply a great loss to society. 13, I am in a regular state every day. I don't wake up in the morning, I don't wake up in the afternoon, I beat chicken blood in the evening, and I regret my intestines in the middle of the night. 14. Now that others praise me, I am worried that others will not praise me enough. 15, stop talking about the ideal of meeting the right person at the best age. I just want to get something for nothing at the best age, and I can surf and lie around at any time. 16, used to be husband and wife, but now it's a mobile phone. I have a mobile phone in my hand, which will never be used up. I don't have the mobile phone, and I have no soul. 17, do you know who is the best diving partner in China? Mother-in-law always falls into the water at the same time. 18. When people talk about going to bed nowadays, they actually want to lie in bed and play with their mobile phones. If they get up, they are also sitting on the toilet and playing with their mobile phones. 19, wechat is so awesome that it is difficult to make a mobile phone into a walkie-talkie. 20. Stop complaining that you can't find a suitable person among1400 million people. You can't find a right one of the four options in the exam, let alone1400 million options!