Narcissistic quips in friends circle (39 sentences)

I don't mind you calling me handsome, but don't involve my friends. It's none of their business. They are just a bunch of innocent fools.

Every time I see myself in the mirror, I swear, how can there be such a beautiful person in this world?

Do you know how to hurt a person? It is good for her if she works hard. If she pulls it out suddenly, she may not cry.

When you meet me, you will find others so handsome!

5. I am a god.

Seeing a handsome guy in the distance, I went over and took a closer look. It turned out to be a mirror.

7. A beautiful person like me was found by the teacher as soon as she was absent from class.

8. Am I so glamorous that you can talk nonsense?

I hope you can grab my collar and tell me that all those snacks are for me.

10. I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me in my next life!

1 1. How can I be too handsome to go out? I'm afraid that all men and boys will fall in love as soon as I go out.

12. When I was born, God asked me whether I should have a good memory or be handsome. I have forgotten what I answered at that time.

13. It is said that when I was born, my father cried at the top of his voice for a month and a half. He doesn't believe that I inherited my child from his chromosome.

14. Why do beautiful people have special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

15. admit that you still love me.

16. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

17. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, I am beautiful and I am casual.

18. If beauty is a mistake, then I am willing to repeat it.

19. Lao Tzu said, hit it with a brick and hit it on the head, whether you die or not. Forget it. ￣

20. The story told today is not far from now. If you have an old man in your family, you can go back and ask him-it's difficult during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period …

Narcissism sends a teasing remark in a circle of friends (Chapter 2) 2 1. I know something heartbreaking, but I don't want to say it because I'm afraid of losing it.

22. Being a beautiful person is very tiring, which I really know.

23. I am young, everyone loves me, flowers bloom and flowers fall, and the car has a flat tire! ! ! Every time I walk down the street, either a handsome guy turns around or a beautiful woman jumps off a building!

24. I am handsome, with good eyes, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. I passed the international ISO900 1 Handsome guy system certification for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

25. I was born to do great things.

26. Am I redundant? Actually, I'm not redundant. There is only one me in the world. How can I be redundant? That's the only one.

27. Handsome is not my fault, it's all caused by factors.

28. Thanks to my thin body, I can count my ribs when I am sad. 202 1 latest classic.

29. When a woman stops urging you home late at night, she is already disappointed in you.

30. I really don't know what else in the world can be trusted to distinguish between true and false.

3 1. Every day I set a new world record, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.

32. Life is a wandering journey, and meeting everyone is a beautiful accident.

33. Why? Why haven't I met anyone more handsome than me?

34. I am handsome, with regular facial features, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. It was recognized by the *-level iso900 1 Handsome Boy System for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

35. liking me is like buying a lottery ticket. There is only one winner. However, I am happier than Zhong Wan that my smile won the third prize.

36. I: Yushu is facing the wind, majestic, and the eyebrows are shining. I am kind, handsome and absolutely beautiful. I am also a bronze complexion, with strong body and strong arms, soft outside and rigid inside, docile in the wild and dissolute in the melancholy. I am just a role model for men and a gospel for women.

37. Idealism says, "You are handsome when I say you are handsome." Materialism says, "Because you are handsome, I say you are handsome." In a word-I am handsome.

38. Brain cells began to rebel and get out of control.

It doesn't matter who your yesterday belongs to, as long as today belongs to me.

Narcissistic sentences boast that they are handsome and send friends.

Narcissism boasted that he was handsome and sent it to a circle of friends. Being a beautiful person is very tiring, and I really understand.

2. Be a low-key person, just like I am too beautiful to say it.

The world is always the same, but our moods and experiences are different.

I am handsome, please don't look.

I have no shortcomings, but my biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart.

6. I don't want to be likable, I just want to be an attractive villain.

7. I really envy you for having a handsome and witty me on your friend list.

8. People are always hated inadvertently, unlike me, they are always liked inadvertently.

9. I am really bored. Why am I so beautiful? Really annoying

10. Some people said I was handsome, but I smiled because I was more handsome when I smiled.

1 1. Why haven't you seen anyone more handsome than me?

12. I want to give myself a kiss when I look in the mirror, and I want to kneel and kowtow. That's fucking handsome.

13. I heard that getting married is super cheap now. The civil affairs bureau will pay 9 yuan to solve it. Let me treat you.

14. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm handsome and low-key!

15. Being a handsome person is very tiring, I really know this.

16. It is said that when I was born, my father cried at the top of his voice for a month and a half. He doesn't believe that I inherited my child from his chromosome.

17. Why do handsome people get special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

18. If I die, how will you live?

19. When we are Laozi, will we become empty cicada shells, hanging on the branches of the years, facing the dusk with our mouths open, but forgetting to sing?

20. Those who are particularly handsome but don't know are really pitiful, so please remind me often.

Narcissistic and handsome sentences are sent to friends circle 2 2 1. I wake up by myself every morning.

22. Someone asked me what is the first beauty in my hometown? I said it was me.

23. Life is like making a phone call. Either you hang up first, or I hang up first. Say other people's narcissistic sentences.

24. Fate depends on my face value. Narcissistic talk about mood

25. What I thought would last forever was actually just an accidental meeting.

26. There are four plates on the table. Open the first one. Very good! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the second one, even better! Old vinegar peanuts! Open the third one, peanuts, no vinegar! The fourth one looks like a plate of vinegar!

27. Between relatives, talking about money hurts feelings; Between lovers, talking about feelings hurts money.

28. I: Yushu is facing the wind, majestic, and the eyebrows are shining. I am kind, handsome and absolutely beautiful. I am also a bronze complexion, with strong body and strong arms, soft outside and rigid inside, docile in the wild and dissolute in the melancholy. I am just a role model for men and a gospel for women.

29. I always thought that the word "beautiful as a fairy" was about me, but it wasn't. It's about real beauty.

30. The party needs me to be handsome, and I can't help being handsome. The task of overtaking the United States and Britain is very arduous. I want to contribute my face to the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas.

3 1. When a woman stops urging you to go home late at night, she is already disappointed in you.

32. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, and I am handsome and casual.

33. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, I am beautiful and I am casual.

I turned my head when I met him, and no one could see the expression on his face clearly.

35. Every time I see myself in the mirror, I swear, how can there be such a beautiful person in this world?

36. Only when the mountains have no edges and the heavens and the earth are in harmony can you not be handsome.

37. A little girl once said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.

38. I am handsome, with regular facial features, well-proportioned figure and star temperament. It was recognized by the *-level iso900 1 Handsome Boy System for the first time. Tips; Signboard beauty deserves attention.

39. Shakespeare once said: Mona Lisa, will you stop laughing? No, I feel sick when I see you.

40. Don't be infatuated with me, I'm just a legend.

Sentences suitable for narcissistic friends circle at night

A sentence suitable for narcissistic friends circle at night 1. Once a little girl said to me upstairs: Brother, you are so handsome! I immediately replied: not handsome, not handsome, just long.

There are people fishing in front of my house all the year round and never come back empty-handed. The most interesting thing is that our home is 0/00 km away from the sea/kloc-,but they often catch tuna in the small stinking ditch in front of the door and look for turtle eggs behind the haystack. Later, after investigation, it turned out that there were countless women crying in front of my house all the year round. The composition of tears was rich in amino acids and protein, which was very suitable for tuna survival and turtle spawning. Over the years, those women's tears have gathered into a small beach. By the time I was fifteen, the beach was full of prosperity; By the time I was eighteen, the beach had developed so fast that it was called Hawaii.

3. Continue to be the child who loves to laugh in the future, but laugh a little lonely.

I wish I could be quiet (why? ) Because talent scouts always come to me and ask me for an interview.

I'm not in the city, please don't walk around me!

6. If I really love you, will you forgive all my mistakes?

7. I slept at home for a day and a night, and my dreams were full of her shadow.

8. I always thought that the word "beautiful as a fairy" was about me, but it wasn't. It is about beauty.

9. When a woman no longer shares her happiness with you, she is indifferent to you.

10. Have you ever seen a handsome brother like me? ! !

1 1. I'm really bored. Why am I so beautiful? Really annoying

12. Just now, a handsome guy was in front of me. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the peace. I slowly put down the mirror until my hands were tired.

13. Each weighing. When you are light, say to yourself: thin. When you are heavy, say to yourself: your chest is big.

14. I have been worried about one thing: if there is no me in the world, how can others live? Oh, I'm really angry.

15. Go all the way to the red line and stop, so the leaves in the flowers won't touch you. If there is no accident, I believe that if you can't say three and a half sentences to me, you will be conquered by my personality charm and suddenly have the impulse to write me a love letter in your mind. I advise you to save it My mailbox is full of beautiful women's love letters, and there is no room for you.

16. Don't challenge my sister's skills with the speed at which you throw the video!

17. Everyone says that making more friends with beautiful people will make you look better. No wonder you find your friend getting better and better.

The second sentence 18 is suitable for narcissistic circle of friends at night. Now I like listening to music quietly, and then I miss you.

19. Others praised me for being too beautiful, and I praised others for their good eyes.

20. I'm still cute for my age. I am really a sinner!

2 1. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

22. Handsome is just a word, but it makes me stick to it all my life.

23. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm handsome and low-key!

24. I laugh when someone says I'm handsome. I am smart, brave, witty, kind, considerate, gentle, lovely and generous. You fucking call me handsome?

25. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?

26. My only shortcoming is that I have a lot of money. Now I don't even have my only shortcoming. It's almost perfect.

27. Handsome to disfigure, handsome to dare not go to the streets again.

28. After meeting me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

29. Those who are particularly handsome but don't know are really pitiful, so please remind me often.

30. Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world. I don't agree. They must have never seen me.

3 1. If you are jealous, don't give up. If you are envious, please continue.

32. I have no shortcomings, but my biggest shortcoming is that I am too smart.

33. What I thought would last forever was actually just an accidental meeting.

34. Countless people envy and hate my charm. I know that every time I go to the street, countless girls will be attracted by my enchanting and handsome face, shining angel aura and temperament from the inside out.

I don't want to say that I am handsome, because I don't want to say the same thing as people all over the world!

36. Being a man is really tiring. I have been handsome for more than ten years as soon as I am handsome, and I will continue to be handsome.

37. I want to keep a low profile, but they always applaud and yell at me.

I want to be an anodyne vegetable.

39. Law-abiding and depressed, singing at night, riding a mule to harm others, being honest and fair and starving. Building bridges and roads is blind, killing and setting fires. I went to the Western Heaven to ask my Buddha, and the Buddha said, No way!

40. Life is a book, fools read it in general, but wise men read it carefully, because wise men know that they only have one chance to read it. Last time, a girl asked me, how many beautiful girls have you chased since you grew up? Did I tell her? A friend of mine told the girl the truth. Usually beautiful women chase him, and that girl fainted at that time.

4 1. The sign of an ugly man is that he is willing to die bravely for his ugliness, and the sign of a handsome man is that he is willing to live humbly for his handsomeness. So, up to now, I still live for my handsome and strong.

42. It's a waste of your sneaky eyes not to be a bad guy.

43. Narcissistic words: If Shuai Neng supports a person! I think I can feed the whole world!

44. Anyone can eat it. Everyone looks like pancakes all day. Eating steamed bread with rice is no problem. It's made of porcelain. Sometimes I come backstage, slip two Jin of cakes and get ready to drink. ...

45. The story told today is not far from now. If there is an old man at home, you can go back and ask him-it was blocked during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period …

46. I want to be a man and marry a good woman like me in my next life!

47. It is the soul of shit, especially the ghost of shit.

48. How can I be too handsome to go out? I'm afraid all men and boys will be lovelorn as soon as I go out.

49. I just want to be a quiet and beautiful girl, but my amazing appearance really can't be quiet.

50. Lao Tzu said, hit with a brick, hit on the head, care about immortality. Forget it. ￣

Send a narcissistic and funny sentence copy to a circle of friends at night.

In the evening, I sent a narcissistic and funny sentence copy (the first one) 1 in my circle of friends. Finally, the court announced the verdict: "It's not your fault to be handsome, but your handsome appearance is fascinating." I was sentenced to 20 years for being handsome.

2. I am young, everyone loves me, flowers bloom and fall, and my car has a flat tire! ! ! Every time I walk down the street, either a handsome guy turns around or a beautiful woman jumps off a building!

Once I walked into the street, a group of beautiful women stopped me and asked me, "Are you handsome?" I said, "I'm not handsome!" The response was five burning finger prints, and then they came up to hit me together, calling me hypocritical while hitting me.

It is not that I stay up late, but that the night needs me as a bright star.

I want to quit being handsome, but I have been addicted for a long time.

6. Some people say that cats are the cutest creatures in the world. I don't agree. They must have never seen me.

7. If I die, how will you live?

8. I am really bored. Why am I so beautiful? Really annoying

9. Ask yourself, if you were someone else, would you like to have sex with yourself?

10. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

1 1. Be a low-key person, just like I am too beautiful to say it.

12. The handsome guy stuck to me all my life.

13. I dare not even think about it, how can I have such a blessing!

14. I'm not in the city, please don't walk around me!

15. Why do beautiful people have special treatment? No, it will spoil me.

16. The story told today is not far from now. If you have an old man at home, you can go back and ask him-during the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period …

17. I wake up by myself every day, which is annoying!

18. I found myself looking particularly beautiful after washing my hair, fresh and free and easy!

19. A narcissistic sentence: If Shuai Neng supports a person! I think I can feed the whole world!

20. I heard that ugly people should read more books. No wonder my mother said that I was not cut out for reading when I was young.

2 1. Being a human being is really tiring. It has been beautiful for more than ten years and will continue to be beautiful.

22. I want to keep a low profile, but they always applaud and yell at me.

23. Friendly reminder: The user's signature is too personalized, and the system has automatically blocked it.

24. A man was so handsome that he alarmed the local government. The local authorities reported to the Central Committee for emergency consultation and awarded the most handsome medal!

Send a narcissistic and funny sentence copy in the circle of friends at night (Chapter 2) 25. If you don't understand my silence, how can you understand my sadness? I won't cry or laugh, and I will disappear when I am tired.

26. The lovely me has long since disappeared, replaced by a more lovely me.

27. I am not cool at all, but I am handsome.

28. I am always alienated by ordinary people because I am too handsome. You see, nobody looked at it when I was talking.

29. People are not bad. Apart from being handsome, they have no shortcomings!

30. Go all the way to the red line and stop at one stop, so the leaves in the flowers won't touch you. If there is no accident, I believe that if you can't say three and a half sentences to me, you will be conquered by my personality charm and suddenly have the impulse to write me a love letter in your mind. I advise you to save it My mailbox is full of beautiful women's love letters, and there is no room for you.

3 1. When I was a child, my teacher asked me to explain those words: handsome boy? I'm confused. Suddenly, my deskmate held a mirror in front of me, and I suddenly realized!

32. I envy my deskmate more and more, because she has a charming deskmate who is very witty and selflessly spreading laughter and love.

33. I am just like this, and I am destined to be different from you. Thank you for your disagreement. My style is limited edition.

34. When a woman no longer shares her happiness with you, she is indifferent to you.

35. This kind of thing, you are ugly, you rank first, I am beautiful and I am casual.

All I can do is find someone who loves me and accept everything I have.

37. Actually, I am really a devoted person, but people always say that I am a playboy. ...............

I wish I could be quiet (why? ) Because talent scouts always come to me and ask me for an interview.

39. Being a handsome boy is tiring, I really know that.

40. I heard that getting married is super cheap now. The civil affairs bureau will pay 9 yuan to solve it. Let me treat you.

4 1. You should find someone who can make you laugh, not me who makes you cry.

42. The party needs me to be handsome, and I can't help being handsome. The task of overtaking the United States and Britain is very arduous. I want to contribute my face to the four modernizations of the motherland and the development and progress of the old areas.

43. I am me, different fireworks.

44. Am I handsome?

45. I must work hard, otherwise people will say that I am nothing but beautiful.

46. Those who are particularly handsome but don't know are really pitiful, so please remind me often.

47. The party needs me to be handsome. Can I not be handsome?

48. If I am a woman in my next life, I must marry a man like me.