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Talking about a drink date

1. Sorry, I can’t drink, I can only dream.

2. I don’t like drinking, I just get drunk

3. Up to now, I hate drinking and your false promises after drinking.

4. Don’t blame men for smoking, and don’t blame women for drinking. Smokers have stories. People who drink have something on their mind.

5. Drinking wine turns into tears of lovesickness.

6. I used to think that I couldn’t be a hero because I didn’t like drinking. Now I know that heroes don’t drink because they like drinking.

7. Half a pound of wine is not good wine. A pound of wine is not enough to support the wall. If I walk with half a pound of wine, I won’t walk.

8. I am drunk, but I am conscious. I think you are alienating me. I said it. I won't give up, let alone let go.

9. Flowers and wine are nothing more intoxicating than flowers. Flowers are beauties and wine is sorrow.

10. If you learn to smoke and drink, you will never last forever.

11. Drinking is drinking. I am very simple. Don’t let me think too much.

12. I only have loneliness and wine: I don’t blame him if he doesn’t come with me.

13. I plan to get drunk on the madness. Singing to wine, strong music is still tasteless. The belt becomes wider and wider, but I don't regret it anymore. I feel haggard because of the beauty.

14. Love is like two people drinking at the same table. I’ll drink and you can drink as you please, that’s all.

15. Someone asked why you don’t like smoking but like drinking. I said because drinking hurts yourself, but smoking can also hurt others.