I don't know the darkness of the night during the day, and Xueba doesn't know the tears of the slag.

1, if I can't die in her heart, then let her die in my hands.

There are 10,000 reasons to want to see you, but as soon as I see you, I find that I lack an identity to see you.

If I love you, I wish I could write it in reverse.

It doesn't matter whether you have more money or less. The important thing is to find a good man who knows how to be cold and warm.

By the end of the year, I found that I only earned my age!

6. Take a long-term view. When you are strong, everything will change.

7. The more complicated the question, the simpler the answer! Complex manufacturing problems, simply restore the truth!

8. Except sleep, a person's life is only over 10,000 days.

9. If you really love someone, you will fall into an uncontrollable whirlpool.

10, crying in front of you is to make you coax me, why are you still standing there!

1 1. When we were young, we were friends with toys. When we grew up, our friends treated us as toys.

13, Confucius said: knowledge is like underwear. It's invisible, but it's crucial

14, I don't understand the darkness at night during the day, and Xueba doesn't understand the tears of the scum.

15, love is not the first sweetness, but it still sticks to the prosperity.

16. Faith is the starting point of success, and persistence is the end point of success.

If we want more roses, we must plant more rose trees.

18, I am willing to regard you as my lifeline, as long as you are willing.

19, life is a year, and a year is a day. The morning sun and the sunset are your blank faces.

I can't let someone kill me.

2 1,: Some people use strength in exams, others use eyesight in exams, and I use imagination in exams.

22. A good woman should know how to appease a man's frustration. A good man should be able to prop up a woman's weakness.

23. Dude, what would you do if life cheated you? You have to cheat your life back.

24. At that glance, you smiled like a epiphyllum, and then it faded. -River map "The wind is blowing, the sky is blue"

25, watching the baby grow up every day, not only presents a new atmosphere, as if you have been standing in front of the rose tree, staring at the flowers.

Although we can't die of old age, we have had the sweetest time. He has me on him, I have him on me, and we will miss him forever.

27. Only when you are with your truest self can you meet the right person.

28. It is not our appearance that gets old first, but our desperate heart.

29. In your arms, you are at ease and happy! ?

We will never forget the truth, but we are more and more likely to lie.

3 1, blackbirds fly across the sky. I am standing in the city. Look at the time of burning to ashes. Make noise.

32. The latitude and longitude of life witness our colorful existence.

33. Really understand the meaning of impermanence. When you are in pain, you should think that this pain is not eternal. When you are happy, you should think that this happiness is not eternal.

The so-called idol drama means that there is a person behind a person and there is another person behind that person.

35. If we are all happy, will these stories never end?

Life is so tired and I am in a bad mood: I don't know the darkness of the night during the day, and I don't know the tears of the scum.

1, I don't understand the darkness at night during the day, and Xueba doesn't understand the tears of the scum.

2, you should not always be dissatisfied with others, you should always review yourself.

Forgive me for indulging in love and freedom all my life.

4. Don't judge a book by its cover, you can't judge a book by its cover, and the sea can't be measured.

The most interesting part of life is that there is no script, no rehearsal, and you can't start over.

6. I always fantasize about how happy you are when you are really nice to me.

7. Girl, let me count with my fingers. I'm missing from your life.

8. A good relationship is about two things: one is to find out the common interests of both sides, and the other is to respect each other's differences.

9. Chinese, there are two "secrets": first, don't read Chinese books; Second, don't treat it as a document.

10, after a farewell, my heart was in suspense, thinking that I would come back in March and April respectively, but the first class was five or six years. ...

1 1. How many people lost to loneliness in the face of love, and how many people lost to sex in the face of loneliness?

12. Happiness is a precious resource, and we can't just enjoy it without exploring it.

13, if you don't talk, you may not feel nothing. Don't ask, don't be heartless. No tears, not necessarily no tears. Not expressing, not necessarily loving.

14, always secretly hiding behind your back and silently paying attention to you, never attracting your attention.

15, when you really like something, but it hurts you, in fact, this is a test of whether you are persistent enough.

Learn to bully and learn to be scum. Talk about the sentences of Xueba and Xuescum.

1, your position in my heart seems to be the story I hate to finish.

2, finally understand the gap between me and Xueba: she was in a bad mood and suddenly began to do her homework after lying on the table for two minutes. I was in a bad mood and fell asleep after two minutes on my desk.

3. [deskmate is a problem that scum at school can't even learn]

4, my heart is in a mess, and I continue to write another emotion; My love is really sad and records the vicissitudes of life; My love is beautiful and romantic, expressing the forefront of fashion; My hands don't listen, telling helpless nightmares; Dreams cannot be realized and are on the verge of collapse; I have no regrets in my writing, but I have poured out my real regrets; My sky is gloomy in Leng Yan, showing cruelty and sadness; My fate is in the horizon, and the wonderful flowers will last for thousands of years.

5. It's hard to be a slag, and it's even harder to be a bully.

6. What's wrong with me? I didn't propose to you.

7. [I am scum, I am fearless, I cried and said that he would come out, and scum knelt to do the problem, and the answer was wrong. Lumbago, cervical vertebra fracture, schoolmasters all laughed]

Maybe it's too dark around you, so the light and heat you bring are so valuable.

9. Hold out your hand, and the color of water pours out from your fingers like quicksand, like an enchanting and decisive butterfly.

10, [I pretend that the past is not important, but I find that I can't do it]

1 1, hello, scum! -Hey, Xueba! -You scum have worked hard! -at the bottom of the school!

12, please draw a picture of the most impressive and proud moment in campus life, and share it with your friends:

13, there will always be something you want to show off to the world and don't want to share with anyone.

14, love is coming, he is like a beautiful butterfly, so beautiful and so happy. But it is also incomplete, because the butterfly's life is short and it comes and goes in a hurry. But who knows that for a butterfly, with a lover and someone who loves you all her life, she will die without regret. Friend, we are not butterflies, but we are luckier than butterflies, because there will be many people who love you in your life.

15, if one day my enthusiasm for learning is comparable to watching successors, it is only a matter of time before I become a schoolmaster.

16, the years are like a river, the left bank is an unforgettable memory, and the right bank is a youthful time worth grasping. What flows fast in the middle is the sadness of youth. There are many beautiful things in the world, but not many really belong to you. Watching the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, the honor and disgrace are not surprised. Looking up at the sky, I have no intention of staying, and I have no intention of staying. In this chaotic secular world, it is a state to treat everything around you with a normal heart.

17, a person's loneliness, a person's loneliness. Accustomed to a person lazy listening to sad melody, accustomed to a person silently watching sad words. I always feel that the sky is so blue, and blue makes people a little depressed; The night is so quiet that people want to cry a little; Life is so pale, so pale that people are a little weak.

18, で Sister is a master of learning, but she can't escape learning!

19, when you find someone you hate, you do so many things for your own good. That feeling. .

20. People who have deleted me, don't add me. I don't want to look at people who have left me. 1 1. Those who hate me, please continue and don't give up. I'm really comfortable filling your heart.

2 1, if I spend my time and enthusiasm chasing you in my study, you will only be a scum.

22. Although there is a word difference between Xuezha and Xueba, their positions in the class are far from each other.

23. Xueba, where are you? Xueba needs you.

24. I thought time was the best remedy, but I didn't expect to cure all skin injuries.

25. A heart belongs to a person. What is fairness in love? Love hurts deeply. Falling in love with the wrong person is a permanent sigh; Loving someone who doesn't love you is the beginning of tears, and the promise is a blank sheet of paper. 6. Love is a sad fairy tale, but it is far away and true. It is not painful to give up someone who loves you. Give up one.

26, I hope to get a master's degree.

27. I think my sister was a schoolmaster when she was in kindergarten, but now she has fallen.

28. I am a schoolmaster in primary school, a junior in junior high school and a scum in high school.

29. I have a specialty, that is, every time I do a math problem, I can count for half a day and then avoid the correct answer very accurately.

30. Some stories don't have to be told to everyone. Some sadness may not be understood by everyone. Some past events remain in my heart. Some people can promise not to miss the past. I just want to stay calm, that's all.

3 1, I wanted a junior, but I didn't expect to give it to a junior class.

32. Save your strength this semester, and I'll tell you what Xueba is next semester.

33. Xueba spent a whole evening doing his homework, while Xueba only spent one morning reading class.

34. If you want a bully to teach me English, you want a headmaster to teach me math and physics.

35. When seniors fall in love with poor academic performance, when school grass falls in love with school beauty, when class teachers fall in love with math teachers, when principals fall in love with clean aunts, and when I fall in love with you.

36, suddenly found that I have lost so many people around me; It turns out that some people, unconsciously, played down their relationship.

37. I am afraid that love will eventually separate in my bones.

38. I don't like people I like and people I don't like.

All we have now is happiness.

40. If you don't study hard, you will feel like scum; if you study hard, you will feel mentally retarded.

4 1, no matter how bad your grades are, live with a smile. This is the dignity of scum.

42. Actually, I don't know anything, because I will only watch over you silently.

43. Is it still interesting to have it after losing it? So I won't cry about having it after I lose it.

44. At school, I can only do three things: watch the results of Xueba Show, watch couples show their love, and watch local tyrants show off their wealth.

45, I am not a rich second generation, not a schoolmaster, not a handsome guy everyone loves, but! So what! ! ! ! !

46. The school is scum, but the society is not necessarily scum!

47. We live in a sea of homework, and we are even smaller than those who learn to dominate and reject weak schools. You are dragged into the abyss by mathematics, you are dragged into the grave by English, you are trampled to pieces by Chinese, you are ridiculed by physics, satirized by chemistry, hated by history, resented by geography and abandoned by politics.

48. Is scum studying hard to be worthy of the schoolmaster he loves?

49. Schoolmasters use homework written all night, and school dregs can be done in the morning.

Everything in life will change except that bitch.

5 1, there are always many encounters and acquaintances in life. However, in the network of hundreds of millions of people, there are not many people who can meet each other, and there are many thoughts that blend with each other. There are still many people who can write many intimate feelings for them. Is it because of the promise of past lives that we got the most beautiful meeting in this life?

52. If there are no scum, where can you learn to bully others?

53. scum will find many reasons for themselves.

54. Men don't cry easily, but they don't go deep into love.

55. Happiness should be accompanied by sadness, and after the rain, it will clear up. If rain remains after rain, if sorrow remains after sorrow. Please let us face our future parting calmly. Smile to find an impossible you!

56. No one is perfect, and happiness is not 100%. They know that they can't have so much at once, and they don't have the right to ask for so much. Otherwise, you will suffer and embarrass the other party.

57. Envy those schoolmasters for their excellent love performance! Envy those scum who don't care about falling in love and poor grades!

When I heard you cry, I was suddenly confused and didn't know what to do for you. Singing is like singing to a single person for the first time, and then I find that if the melody is removed, there is no background and no other impurities, I can gently hum it to you.

59. During the exam, scum copied Xueba's answer. After the exam, the scum asked why one question was missing, and the last question wouldn't? Xueba calmly answered the first question. number

At first, my dream was to be a headmaster. Now, I just want to stop studying.

6 1, don't let me see your update without returning my message.

62. Turn on Xueba mode Sorry, your brain is out of memory.

Have you finished reading the review materials? I think it's over.

64. Don't doubt yourself and don't change yourself. Don't care what others think, and boldly pursue what you want.

65. Key and difficult points: Talking about schools.

66. What should I do if Xueba loves learning scum?

67. I don't have the wisdom of learning hegemony, nor the beauty of learning scum. Please tell me what you like about me.

68. When the fate is exhausted, there is no need to stay. What is left is endless melancholy. Without fate, there is no need to be sad, but after being sad, it is just endless loneliness. Fate is the accident of life. Only when flowers bloom can we get together. Fate comes and goes, and no one knows. Let nature take its course.

Xueba, Xueba, where are you going? Copy your homework quickly.

70. Forgive me for getting angry easily when I am in a bad mood.

7 1, the classroom presses the 360 smart camera to talk and do actions ... everyone can hear and see ... which also helps us learn how to live.

72. In class, the teacher lectures at the speed of 4g, while Xueshen listens at the speed of wifi. Xueba remembers at 3g speed, while Xueba watches at 2g speed. Learning losers often drop off the line, and learning scum can't be found or contacted. Finally, it is automatically turned off!

73. Ali said: I stopped because the hour hand fell in love with the second hand and didn't want to part.

74. Smile back, smile.

75. I don't understand the darkness of the night during the day, and Xueba doesn't understand the tears of the scum.

Looking at your face, I finally know how to write hair.

77. Xueba is actually a group of people with low IQ! The master scored 90 points and the scum scored 60 points. It took Xue Ba 17 weeks, Xue Ke 1 19 days, and Xue Ke only used 1 7 days a week. Therefore, Xueba completed 66.7% of Xueba's workload in only 5.8% of Xueba's time. Therefore, the learning efficiency of the scum is 1 133% times that of the bully, which shows that the bully is actually a group of people with low IQ!

78. Knowledge is the light of desire, and wisdom is the light of spirituality.

79. I can't find a reason to leave or stay.

80. Life is only a few decades. Don't leave any regrets for yourself. Laugh happily, cry if you want, and love if you love. There is no point in suppressing yourself.

8 1, learning bullying means spending time learning, using learning? Attitude, in the name of learning hegemony.

82. I am a locked window in my heart, and the cold wind can't come and go. These years of irretrievable wind and frost are particularly bleak ~ the wind is coming, just like a cheap carnival in the whole season, stirring the sadness of the past. Let's start from scratch like a dream. I heard rejection and ridicule. Qq space talk about daquan. At night, I'm just a window to the north in the cold winter ~ {these speak the minds of several people.

83. I want a stable score that can resist the cruelty of exams and have a home in the pile. I want a stable score that I can touch with my hands.

84. The promise is so beautiful, the experience is so sad, the happiness is so little, only fantasy is the best, and finally sadness, how much love can wait, how much love can come back, and it still falls after sadness.

85. If no one is with you, I hope you can be your own sun.

86. It's not that you don't want to love, but that you can't love. Because I am afraid of hurting others, and I am also afraid of being hurt.

Marry me, I will flush your toilet with oil, bathe you with Pepsi, and take you to work with Boeing. Promise me?

88. It turns out that love is like a map opened by Zhang Gang, desperate to find a way to reach the true heart.

89. I hate watching schoolmasters and homework kiss me and show my family love in the examination room.

90. In fact, you have always liked learning tyrants, hated learning scum, and paid no attention to learning? .

9 1, I can only do three things in school life. 1. See the results of Xueba Show. 2. Watch couples show love. 3. Look at the local tyrants showing off their wealth.

92. Xueba is struggling, and Xuezha is watching Xueba struggling!

93. I clearly have the heart to learn bullying. Why am I just a scum?

94. In my opinion, the best campus love is that seniors and scum are together!

95, inner suspense, because I can't see it, I am worried about whether the other party misses us; We can't hear or see, and we are worried that the other party will be unfaithful to us; Just because we are not around, we think that love will disappear; But I don't know, not being with him doesn't mean I don't love you; A lot of things, can't see doesn't mean they don't exist.

96. Everyone has a tattooed lover in his life. Fire can't be put out, and water can't be flooded.

97. Xueba: Do you have a brief history? Scum: How do you have time to pick up that thing?

98, the sky, because there is sunshine, it is very blue; Because of the spring rain, the earth is green; Because of the wind and wide; Heart is beautiful because of you! This Valentine's Day is more warm and romantic because of your company! Let my Valentine's Day wishes be with you.

99. Love and love are not enough to enter a woman's heart. You must understand her: understand her weakness of trying to be brave and give her spiritual support; Understand the sadness in her happiness and give her spiritual care; Understand her rudeness and respond accurately to the expectations in her eyes; To know where her heart is going and accompany her through the storm, she actually doesn't ask much. She just wants to find a lover who fully understands him.

100, growth takes away not only time, but also the courage not afraid of losing!

Obviously, the learning surplus system has also opened the learning hegemony model.

Introduction: Speaking of a gentleman, he is a little too impatient, so he often looks like a yellow man. One day, another matchmaker provided a new clue, so the gentleman deliberately dressed up and asked a young buddy: Come on, teach me, I'll go on a blind date later. What can I wear to look younger? Without thinking about it, the buddy jingled: wear open-backed pants.

1. After lunch, we hurried back to the classroom to do our homework. I didn't expect to fart. The exaggerated expression of the girl sitting next to me makes me uncomfortable. To make matters worse, she even said "bah!" . I was angry, too, and asked unhurriedly, "Sister, how can you vomit when you eat fart?" Sister immediately opened her eyes.

2. Sister Paper: Dear, what should I do if I jump into the pit and find that there are no help methods and tools? Sao nian: I'll poke a hole in my head first to let the water flow out so that I can float. Sister paper: Why is there so much water in my head? Sao nian: hum ... what if there is not so much water?

The mobile phone is broken and needs to be repaired. After checking, the repairman said: Brush the machine fifty times … I: Then brush it … Then the repairman took out a small brush …

4. A: Dude, I found that sister papers can be divided into three categories. Did you do it? No, tell me about it A: A kind of mind-wandering, a kind of kidney-wandering, and a kind of flow.

The mobile phone is broken and needs to be repaired. After checking, the repairman said: Brush the machine fifty times … I: Then brush it … Then the repairman took out a small brush …

6. One day, Cao Cao's army was on the road, hungry and thirsty. Cao Cao said, "There is Merlin ahead. Plums can quench your thirst! " Troops went there one after another. When they arrived, everyone cursed: "Cao Cao thief, there is no Merlin here, only a small river!" " "

7. Sister Paper A: Why do you think men are so different before and after falling in love? Sister paper B: Have you ever seen a student holding a book all day after the exam? Sister paper a: ...

8. M: 10 years later, I know my child's last name, but you don't. Everything is unknown ... Woman: What's the big deal? I know the child must be mine, but your child doesn't know. ...

9. My wife has a bad stomach and is often constipated. Every time I go to the bathroom, she looks at me viciously. If it's big, I have to punch when I come out, and she also maliciously scolds me: Dare to show off my wealth!

10, A: Why have you lost so much weight recently? B: I'm sorry that my husband is looking for a mistress ... A: Then get a divorce. B: No, I still want to lose 10 Jin. ...

165438+ can't stand it! Don't do this. "The male doctor scolded:" You can't stand it, you have to endure it. You won't come to me if you feel better. "

12, A: Dude, it is said that books are the ladder of human progress. B: Do you know what the elevator of human progress is? A: No, please advise. This is an electronic book.

13, A: Hey! The exam is coming, so it seems that we have to work hard. B: Come on. Obviously, the school slag system is going to start the school bully mode, which not only consumes electricity, but also has a fucking special card.

14, one day Sima Guang was playing with his friends in the backyard. A little friend fell into the water tank, and everyone shouted. At this time, Sima Guang used his quick wits to smash the water tank, friends and pawns with a big stone. Everyone gathered around the body of their little friend and said, "Sima Guang, you are so smart."

15, see God's reply again. Reporter: "What do you think of setting off fireworks and firecrackers in the New Year?" Grandpa: "What do I think? Of course I saw it in the sky. " "Then I can't put it at home for the New Year?" Grandpa: "We don't put it at home, only fools put it at home." Reporter: "..."

16, Gong Yu thinks his two mountains are not pleasing to the eye, and he is determined to level them. Although it was difficult, he thought: he has children and grandchildren, and he can finally level the mountain. The story reached the ears of the Jade Emperor, who was very moved, so the Jade Emperor sent two Hercules to kill the stupid old man.

17, chatting with an old man ... old man: his health is getting worse every day. Me: Your body will live to be at least 90 years old. Old man: 1 month, I will be 90 ...

18, Wife: Honey, have you seen my clothes? Husband: Chao, who told you to go out without an umbrella?

19, female: "handsome coach, do you have a girlfriend?" Handsome coach: "No, concentrate, I'm teaching you to drive." Woman: "A virgin?" Handsome coach: "Yes ... Ah, no, no, it's strange that you ask this ..." Female: "You have a crush on me?" Handsome coach: "How can I put it?" Woman: "I see you are always peeking at me." Handsome coach: "No!" Woman: "Look, here we go again, hee hee ..." Handsome coach: "Hey, you're numb, I'm looking at the rearview mirror ..."

20. There are many women around my buddy. I recently heard that I'm getting married! A head of doubt, seeing his prospective wife, surprised us! Very general! Asked why, he said: I really don't think this has been touched!

2 1. After going to the temple on holiday, I took out my student ID card ... Conductor: All students are equal before the Buddha, so there is no student ticket. ...

22. Brother: Sister, I want to buy a laptop. Do you agree? Sister: I definitely agree. Brother: How much did you help?

23. Wife: I saw a very philosophical sentence today. The other half doesn't fit like wearing shoes. Only my own feet know ... Husband: No wonder my feet hurt. ...

24. Women nowadays are so sissy ... I went out to exercise with the old lady and walked less than 100 meter. She was tired ... I had to get rid of her. ...

25. Neighbor Li Er's wife came home after going to the hospital for examination, saying that she was pregnant with quadruplets, and began to show off to her neighbors everywhere. Because she didn't know medical professional knowledge, she casually said, "It's really not easy to give birth to quadruplets, with an average of 60 thousand births." Xia Er, a sister-in-law who is as ignorant as she is, said in surprise, "Do you still have time to do housework?" I really want to laugh.

26. The construction company wanted an experienced employee, and Lao Li applied for it ... Lao Li: I'm an old hand in the construction industry ... Interviewer: Can you be more specific? Lao Li: I have been sifting sand in the workplace for so many years. ...

27, shopping in the supermarket, checkout, the wife proudly said: pay attention to that female cashier? I asked curiously: What's the matter? The wife said: her beard print is so obvious, but mine is not very obvious. I gloat: yours is almost the same as mine! The wife said angrily, do you believe it? I killed you! !

28. After breakfast, my wife asked me to go out to buy clothes. After I packed up, my wife said to me, "How many years have we only been married? Why do you look so old-fashioned? " I smiled and took out a hundred-dollar bill and said, "Do you like it?" The wife immediately said, "I like it." I immediately said bluntly, "If you like RMB, do you still care what year it was issued?" My wife was speechless at once.

29. Go to the hospital today. I saw a little boy about 6 or 7 years old, wearing open-backed pants and walking with his legs crossed. Tintin buckled a plastic bowl and held it in his little hand. Approached, I saw a band-aid on Tintin, and I really wanted to know what the child had done. I don't have the courage to take pictures. You can fix it yourself.

30. Maybe I'm too handsome. Our female monitor just wants to get my attention and get close to me, so she often asks me to take out the garbage and clean the toilet. ...

Editor's note: I found 100 yuan at the gate of the factory in the early morning, and the whole factory knew that I would invite you to dinner. Anyway, please pick it up. Only 100 was invited, and few people went. Finally, after eating and checking out … more than 200! I deeply feel cheated! Might as well not pick it up.