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Poems satirizing women
1, bamboo snake mouth, wasp tail needle. Both are acceptable (neither is toxic) and are the most toxic to women.
It means: the most poisonous person in the world is a woman. Women are more aggressive than poisonous snakes and wasps.
Source: Romance of the Gods
Businessmen don't know how to hate their country, but they still sing backyard flowers across the river.
A berth on the Qinhuai River
Tang Dynasty: Du Mu
Smoke cage cold water moon cage sand, night parking near Qinhuai restaurant.
Strong women in business don't know how to hate their country, but they still sing backyard flowers across the river.
Vernacular translation
Blurred moonlight and light smoke enveloped the cold sea and white beach, and the boat was moored at Qinhuai restaurant on the shore at night.
The singer doesn't know what the revenge of national subjugation is, but she is still singing "Flowers Crossing the River in Yushu Back Garden".
3. When riding a princess in the world of mortals and laughing, no one knew it was litchi.
Crossing Huaqing Palace quatrains
Tang Dynasty: Du Mu
Looking back at Chang 'an, Mount Li is like a pile of splendid scenery, and the gates of Huaqing Palace on the top of the mountain are opened in turn.
As soon as I rode on the smile of smoke and smoke, no one knew that the fresh fruit litchi was sent from the south.
Looking back at Chang 'an, Mount Li is like piles of splendid scenery, and thousands of doors of Huaqing Palace on the top of the mountain are opened in turn.
As soon as I rode, the smoke billowed and the princess smiled. No one knows that the south has sent litchi fresh fruit.
4. The spring garden can't be closed, and an apricot is out of the wall.
This park is not worth visiting.
Song Dynasty: Ye Shaoweng
Perhaps my master was worried that my wooden shoes trampled his precious moss and tapped Chai Men lightly, but no one opened it for a long time.
But this spring spring, after all, can't be caged. Look, there is a pink apricot sticking out of the wall.
Vernacular translation
Perhaps the owner of the garden was worried that my clogs would trample on his precious moss and tapped Chai Men, but no one came to open it for a long time.
But the spring scenery in this garden can't be caged after all. Look, there is a pink apricot flower on the wall.
Having an affair can also mean that his wife is having an affair.
5, wailing that the six armies are all mourning, rushing to the crown and being angry is beautiful.
Yuanyuanqu
Late Ming and Early Qing Dynasty: Wu
Dinghu abandoned the world that day and defeated the enemy to take Yumenguan to Beijing.
Mourning the six armies, rushing to the crown and anger is beautiful.
Beauty is not my love, but the thief died of famine.
Electric anti-pornography towels will gather in Montenegro, and crying will meet relatives.
When the king left the world, the general defeated the enemy and took Beijing to make way for Shanhaiguan. The whole army cried and put on white mourning clothes, but I didn't know that the general was angry for beauty.
He also said that beauty wandering is not his love, and thieves are doomed to perish because they are obsessed with catering. Sweep the yellow scarf like lightning to pacify Montenegro, and the king and his old father will meet her after crying.
Refer to Baidu Encyclopedia-it's not worth visiting the park.
Refer to Baidu Encyclopedia-Bo Qinhuai
Reference: Baidu Encyclopedia-Three quatrains of China Qing Palace
Refer to Baidu Encyclopedia-the most poisonous woman's heart
Refer to Baidu Encyclopedia-Yuanyuanqu
2. Poems about bad women
The soup and rice have been cooked for a while, and I don't know who it will be. Going out and looking east, tears fell on my clothes.
A young woman in the boudoir will never be sad; Spring came dressed up and boarded Chui Building alone. Suddenly I saw the green willows, and I felt uncomfortable; Oh, I regret that I shouldn't have sent my husband to Hou Feng.
When the flowers bloom, they will never leave. Make the flowers full of clothes and the night sad.
Tears fell in your eyes. I hate not meeting you before I got married.
Wine becomes sorrow, acacia becomes tears.
You were born before I was born, and I was old when I was born. I was born to hate being with you every day.
The bright moon tower is lonely, and the wine turns into sorrow and tears.
After birth, there will be no acacia, only acacia, and then acacia.
Sorrow and parting should be the same, at most, there is no clear resentment between months.
A lonely grave thousands of miles away, desolate and nowhere to talk about.
Ah, there is love in life, and love is in the depths of madness. This is not irrelevant to hate-the wind overhead, the moon in the sky.
When you enter my lovesick door, you will know that I have been lovesick for a long time and lovesick for a short time.
3. Sentences describing bad women
Are you trying to drive me crazy?
* This word is one of the most commonly used words to scold women! Almost any "bad woman" can be called *. But now * is not a special word for women. Some "bad men" can also be called *, but rarely. For example, in the court scene in the movie "legally blonde", a man in the gallery scolded the man sitting on the witness stand: You *. Is a good example. Sometimes * doesn't just mean people. For example, if we want to complain that everything in life is not satisfactory, we can also say: life is a *. Generally, when swearing, we will say: you *. Or she is a *.
There is an interesting saying that the method is * mode (bad woman mode), which is like saying that a person can have normal mode and bad woman mode * mode. When she is angry, she will switch from normal mode to bad woman mode, so for example, do you want me to enter my * mode or what? That's the truth. For example, there is a girl who usually looks good and never loses her temper, but one day she took the wrong medicine and the volcano suddenly erupted. In this case, you can say: I have never seen her in * mode. Today is my first time. I have never seen her lose her temper. Today is the first time! )
4. What sentences describe bad women?
Her black hair, combed into two short braids, hung over her ears with two big red bows, as if two beautiful butterflies were flying among the flowers.
You are like a soft cloud floating around in front of my eyes, and your beautiful face is rippling with a beautiful smile like spring. In your big bright eyes, I can always capture your serenity, your enthusiasm, your intelligence and your sensitivity.
The woman in white looked down at the voice. A woman with long burgundy hair, pink satin skirt and burgundy eyes is more attractive. Dark hair is unusually thick, and thick curly hair of bronze color surrounds her cheeks and hangs down to her round shoulders.
That young lady is very beautiful, and her skin is white and greasy. Not to mention the north, even in Jiangnan, there are few such beauties. She wore colorful leather clothes, but even the splendid scenery became dim and colorless under her radiant light. A girl in a pink-blue skirt, with wheat-colored skin, looks so healthy, with black hair hanging over her shoulders and a slight redness on her face.
Her nose looks very special, reminiscent of carrots hanging on the wall in farmers' homes. Her thick black hair, on such a thin body, is like a miracle.
The way you smile is the most touching. Two thin lips are smiling, long eyes are smiling, and the two dimples on your cheek are also smiling. The long nose on her face is like a sharp edge.
That woman is about twenty-seven or eight years old, graceful and beautiful. Her beautiful eyebrows frowned slightly, sweeping out shallow worries on her delicate face, adding a little pity to her originally surprisingly beautiful face.
A girl with a green cedar paddle came slowly and sang a little song. Her shiny black hair hangs down naturally, as smooth and soft as black brocade.
Her nose is flat, her nose is small and her nostrils are small. I'm really worried that he will suffocate. You came in skipping. A red coat and a tight belt looked so light and vigorous, just like a red cloud floating in the sky.
5. What poems describe women being mean?
1. There will be no beauty in the future! Beauty is pleasing to the eye! The beauty of the country! Surprised for the world! 2. Hibiscus is not as beautiful as beauty makeup, and the water temple is full of fragrance. 3. Being receptive, indifferent, sweet and sincere, with soft and delicate skin and well-proportioned bones. As beautiful as Zhi Tao in March, as beautiful as chrysanthemums in September. 5. The eyes and eyebrows are delicate, and the voice and smile are gentle. 6. Beauty is drunk, and Zhu Yan is a little. 8. Ice muscles are naturally thin, and flying away is more important. 9. She will never powder her face with her own hands again. Lotus is ashamed of jade 1 1. There are beautiful women in the north, who are peerless and independent 12. People are like the moon on the side, and frost and snow on the wrist 13. Laugh at spring peaches first, clouds pile up. The lips are full of cherry blossoms and the teeth are fragrant. 14. Silence is like a flower shining on the water, and action is like the wind. 15. If you are not leaning against the fence alone, you will find it difficult to see the time at other times. 16. A graceful girl is ashamed, but the years are not sad. 17. Beauty is more enchanting, and autumn water is like snow.
The so-called Iraqis are on the water side. 20. Who will twist their hearts and feel dizzy? 2 1. As long as she turns her head and smiles, there will be a hundred spells and six palaces of powder and paint. The waves are pulsating in the eyes and full of flowers. 23. Smart smile and beautiful eyes. 24. The earth lasts forever, and the sky lasts forever; One day both will end, and this endless sadness will last forever. You also know the bitterness of lovesickness. How can you have the heart to throw a slave at 26? All the way through? Looking closely at all the good places, people are humane and willows are waisty. 28. All the gods praised and danced. 29. Clear water produces hibiscus, carving nature. 30. a red dew is fragrant, and the rain is heartbroken. 3 1. A cloud, a vortex, a jade shuttle, a light shirt, a thin snail, and a light pair of snails. 32. The phoenix eye is half bent, hiding amber and lips.
The pearls are shining, and corals and pearls are interspersed. How does Yi fly? How can he fly away with the wind?
Looking at the glory in the distance, the whistling is like a blue. 35. Smile like a flower, and the jade sound flows gently. 36. It's as light as Yun Zheyue, and as flying as snow. 37. Until a child of the Yang family was brought up in the inner room, almost before she grew up, no one knew her. The wind returns to the yard, and the willow eyes are green. 39. Why is the tenderness scattered, and love and hate are 40. Step by step, chinese odyssey 465438. If you don't spit, it's irritating.
Graceful, it almost made me forget to eat. 44. The language is gentle and charming. Stunning clothes are outstanding, and the bone image should be mapped.
The glory of wearing a sweater is the glory of Yao and Bi. Dai's jewelry is decorated with pearls to show her body. 45. Red lips are bright outside, bright teeth are fresh inside, bright eyes are good to look at, and bad auxiliary endurance. 46. Yesterday, the mountains were confused. When she came, her clothes were clouded. 47. Who is cuter than her? However, she lives alone in an empty valley. Baoji is loosely tied, and lead flowers are light makeup. 49. Glory Qiuju, Song Chun, Hua Mao 50. Candles are bright and fragrant, while dark and painted buildings are deep. Xiang Zhuo 53. Admire each other's good, clear and refreshing. 54. The other person's attitude is beautiful, and so is the other person's attitude. 55. Envy each other's gorgeous clothes and flash articles. 56. How quiet, empty, gorgeous, rosy and beautiful it is. The moon shines on the cold river. 59. How slender the waist is and how the air dances with the snow. Beaded with jewels, full of goose yellow, 60. My Fair Lady, My Gentleman, 6 1. Tung blossoms are brilliant, the rain is drained, and the Qingming is washed away. 62. Soft and graceful, charming and delicate. 63. Ban Ji's posture of continuing history, Xie Ting's posture of singing snow. 64. The brilliance of expectation is fascinating. The poor swallow relies on new cosmetics. 67. Handsome eyebrows and eyes, looking forward to flying, the essence of literary color, forget vulgarity when you see it. 68. There is a banshee who is beautiful. She has returned to Hunan.
Who will Shui Mei's party be sent to? 69. Glow with shame and smile on your lips. Wind roll grape belt, pomegranate skirt in sunshine 70. Cheeks congealed with new lychee, nose greasy with goose oil, gentle and silent, amiable to watch 7 1. Tears rolled down her sad and pale face, just like the spring rain on pear flowers. Look in the mirror, the shadow of the moon, curtain shape, wake up from sleep. If the cloud is light, the waist is as graceful as a weak willow. 74. Eye-catching is just speculation. 77. Because the water blooms, the water sinks the bone and the jade becomes the muscle. If the sun rises in the morning, it will burn like a rainbow. 79. Beauty is peerless, to whom does the incense pass? 80. Proud and clear, the fragrance contains autumn dew 8 1. * * * smells ten miles, but you don't know that incense is famous in thousands of townships. 82. There are more than 13 kinds of beautiful flowers, and cardamom is the first flower in February. 83. The eyebrows are as light as autumn water, and the jade muscles are accompanied by the breeze. 84. There is a beautiful man, Wan Ru Qingyang 85. Mu Ran. To leave feelings, never regret, haggard for Iraq. 90. Serve thick makeup, Shao Yanyarong, 9 1. Her cloud hair is fragrant with fog, and her shoulders are cold, 92. There is no wife in the world, which is a special life. 93. Xiu Yanyan is more beautiful than flowers, and Yu Yanyan is more "red" than spring. 94. The peach flew away and burned.
6. Sentences describing bad women
Are you trying to drive me crazy?
* This word is one of the most commonly used words to scold women! Almost any "bad woman" can be called *. But now * is not a special word for women. Some "bad men" can also be called *, but rarely. For example, in the court scene in the movie "legally blonde", a man in the gallery scolded the man sitting on the witness stand: You *. Is a good example. Sometimes * doesn't just mean people. For example, if we want to complain that everything in life is not satisfactory, we can also say: life is a *. Generally, when swearing, we will say: you *. Or she is a *.
There is an interesting saying that the method is * mode (bad woman mode), which is like saying that a person can have normal mode and bad woman mode * mode. When she is angry, she will switch from normal mode to bad woman mode, so for example, do you want me to enter my * mode or what? That's the truth. For example, there is a girl who usually looks good and never loses her temper, but one day she took the wrong medicine and the volcano suddenly erupted. In this case, you can say: I have never seen her in * mode. Today is my first time. I have never seen her lose her temper. Today is the first time! )
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