Joke Collection Website - Mood Talk - Drinking is sad. I said that drinking is not because I want to drink, but because life is such an asshole.

Drinking is sad. I said that drinking is not because I want to drink, but because life is such an asshole.

1, it is nonsense to say that drinking is to completely indulge once, but actually I just want to find an excuse for myself to cry.

I hate drinking, but I like people who can make me drink.

3. You drink to get drunk; I drink to wake up from other kinds of drunkenness.

I used to think I couldn't be a hero because I didn't like drinking. Now I know that Xia doesn't drink because he likes drinking.

She always cries when drinking, saying that she would lose without you.

6. I intend to get drunk. When drinking is a song, strong music is still tasteless. I don't regret that my belt is getting wider and wider, which makes people haggard for Iraq.

7. If a person drinks too much, is old, has leg problems and can't drink any more, he will get angry when he sees others drinking. It's never good to be angry alone.

8, standing on one foot, drinking is not counted, and drinking a butt is never counted.

9. I don't think you are valuable until you get a response that I also miss you.

10, I really long for a happy drunkenness. I hope to spit out my inner feelings and unhappiness, and spit out my heart.

1 1. I heard that drinking can lead to sudden death, so I fell in love with drinking.

12, the last time we met, we must not drink alcohol, and we can remember it clearly when we are sober.

13, a woman's love is like wine. The more it is brewed, the stronger it becomes. A man's love is like tea, the more it is brewed, the weaker it becomes.

14, smoking and drinking is not my will, just because some pain is unspeakable.

15, you said you were allergic to drinking, but he toasted you.