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Talk about a bowl of hot noodle soup

1. Before and after Grain Rain, clusters of buds emerge from the Chinese toon tree, which is the favorite "fresh product" of Beijingers. Fried toon fish, toon mixed with tofu, toon beans, scrambled eggs and toon noodles are all mouth-watering. 2. Even if you don’t love for the sake of love, learn to hold on and walk. The mountains are high and the rivers are long, but don’t meet someone who likes you as much as I do. 3. Wife: Husband, what are you having for dinner tonight? Husband: Let’s have some noodles. Wife: It’s noodles again. If I eat noodles again, I will become noodles. Husband: That’s great. You don’t have to spend money to lose weight, and you can also go dancing. 4. I imagined the steaming noodles that had been cooked at home. I felt cold and hungry, and I couldn’t wait any longer. 5. I eat rice every day, and all I think about is you. I don’t eat noodles again. I just want to see you. I don’t drink soup for a meal. I miss you so much that I feel anxious. I drink wine and don’t eat vegetables. , I will love you forever. 6. I feel a little lonely, I don’t know what to say, let it pass away silently, I left. In fact, it has never been here, but my heart is extremely soft at night. 7. I have been so poor recently that I have no money to buy big cakes, so I have to eat steamed buns. If I want to eat big cakes, I will flatten the steamed buns. If I want to eat noodles, I will comb the steamed buns with a comb. 8. New.Unique.Better Not every wish can be realized immediately, you must work hard. 9. Do you know? I haven't seen you these past few days, and I feel like committing suicide: I tried hanging myself with noodles, hitting my head with tofu, and cutting my veins with noodles, but I was afraid that no one would celebrate Chinese Valentine's Day with you, so I had to give up. Happy Chinese Valentine's Day.

Moments, a social function on Tencent WeChat, was launched in WeChat version 4.0, updated on April 19, 2012[1].

Moments, a social function on Tencent WeChat, was launched when WeChat version 4.0 was updated on April 19, 2012[1]. Users can post text and pictures through Moments, as well as through other software. Share articles or music to your circle of friends. Users can "comment" or "like" new photos posted by friends, while other users can only see comments or likes from the same friends.