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Have the heart to commit suicide or kill.

My neighbor downstairs sent me a message saying that I couldn't sleep all night and wanted to take sleeping pills. No more sleepiness, madness, suicide or murder last night.

I told my husband about the content of WeChat, and my husband immediately interrupted me and said, "This man is in space, his children are not at home, he doesn't have to go to work, he doesn't have work and rest, and he is obsessed with little things all day and tortures himself." I think it makes sense.

My house is for rent. The tenants are all young people, but they all have to work. It is impossible to live upstairs and downstairs without a sound. If it is too noisy, it is impossible to affect the neighbors.

I quickly contacted the tenant Xiao Pang. Xiao Pang is actually a big fat man and misses home very much. The whole person looks lazy, with small eyes and smiles in a line. Renting my house has to climb the fifth floor, which is forcing him to exercise.

I asked him, "Did you come back late last night? You are responsible for the insomnia caused by the neighbors downstairs. " He sincerely said that because I had a rest the next day, it was a little later than usual, but it was not too late. I'll pay attention next time. "I'm embarrassed to say more, which have the landlord to interfere with the tenant's freedom, as long as he is legal and does not violate public morality.

The point is, Xiao Pang is not her bedroom downstairs.

There is a beautiful girl living upstairs in her bedroom. The beauty of a girl lies in her eyes. Clear and bright eyes, smiling and fair skin, she is definitely a gentle and lovely child. Girls love cleanliness. She often helps me clean the toilet. Because the toilet is public. I think it is my blessing to have such a child as my tenant.

I just wanted to talk to her, but my husband stopped me. He said that he had rented a house before he went home. He met the girl and told her that the neighbors downstairs couldn't sleep well. Everyone has his own way of living, so you can't interfere too much. I think it's right. My husband suddenly smiled and said, "Do you want to hear the girl's reply?"

"What words?"

"Is there something wrong with the old lady downstairs?" He also pointed to his finger and said sideways.

"What's your answer?"

"I said, not the old lady, the somebody else is in-service middle school teachers. She was embarrassed at the time. "

"alas!" I sighed deeply. The neighbor downstairs is a teacher, but he has a bad temper. I think it may be because of menopause. Otherwise, after so many years, why is this summer vacation particularly annoying?

Maybe as my husband said, it's summer vacation, life has lost its focus, holding a mobile phone all day, black and white upside down, disordered work and rest, and poor natural sleep quality when I am old. Plus, doing nothing and thinking about things upstairs is even more difficult to sleep.

My husband said truthfully, "If my heel doesn't touch the ground, I will fall asleep as soon as I touch the pillow."

"alas!" I sighed heavily again. I have to rent out my house for the mortgage. I can only have the cheek to communicate with each other more.

There is a stronger voice. Let's sell the house.