Humor about the coming typhoon

1. Today, all you have to do is open the window, let the wind get the wind and let the rain get the rain.

With such a big typhoon, will our friendship boat capsize?

3. Official tip: You don't weigh enough, so don't stay in the typhoon.

When the typhoon comes, I am glad that I am a fat man, so I don't have to worry about being blown away easily.

5. Do you know? How I wish the typhoon could blow you to me.

The typhoon brought us a storm, a day's holiday and a lot of homework.

7. How I wish the typhoon were bigger and blow away all my sadness and troubles, OK?

8. ah Let the typhoon come more violently and take away my mountains of homework.

9, typhoon days, storms, but I still have to go to work.

10, no matter how strong the typhoon is, it can't open the gap between you and me; No matter how crazy the rainstorm is, your friendship with me can't be extinguished. No matter how deep the water is, it will not dispel the connection between you and me; In this manic and gloomy weather, remember that I will make your heart clear, Wan Li.

1 1. Is this typhoon not high enough? Why hasn't my wife been blown over yet?

12. I have spread my homework on the balcony. Do it yourself during a typhoon.

13, the typhoon transited, and the hormones of heavy rain filled the air.

14, there are only a handful of happy things, but troubles are like fallen leaves after a typhoon. Will tomorrow be better?

15, let the waves of the typhoon blow away the troubles without a trace; Let a heavy rain fall and be happy; Let a message send bits and pieces of thoughts; The typhoon is coming, pay attention to safety.