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Because of wrong love, I feel sick in my heart and want to take revenge.
31 reasons why I decided to forget you
1. Before I met you, I was a gangster. After I met you, I was still a gangster. I completely changed my mind in the 12th year after I met you. Get rid of all the bad behavior on your body. Before you met me, you were bullied all day long. After you met me, you can bully others all day long.
2. I endured the shame of letting others see the joke while washing your clothes.
3. One apple, I’ll give it to you to eat. Two apples, I’ll give you the bigger one.
4. Let’s eat the same fish. I’ll let you eat the body and I’ll eat the head.
5. I am not ugly at all, but you always say that I am ugly. You are only so pretty, but I always say that you are more beautiful than anyone else.
6. When you came to see me, I spent 2,800 yuan a day. At that time, I was still an unemployed vagrant. When I went to see you, I still spent more than 1,000 yuan, and you were an officer at that time.
7. I had never had a girlfriend before I met you. Before you met me, you had two boyfriends (one in high school and one in junior high school). But you lied to me that I was your first boyfriend.
8. When you are angry, I will let you be your punching bag. When I'm angry, I use myself as a punching bag.
9. You can kiss me when you want to. When I wanted to kiss you, I still had to ask for your consent.
10. You often hit me, but I have never hit you.
11. If you asked me what I would do if you fell in love with another man, I said I would kill that man. I asked you again what you would do if I fell in love with another woman, and you said you would castrate me.
12. I bought you 800 yuan worth of clothes, but I only paid 300 yuan for you. You bought me a watch worth 150 yuan, but you cheated me into asking for 900 yuan.
13. That time you said you wanted to have sex with me. I ran two miles excitedly to buy condoms, but you said you just wanted to test whether I was really bad or not. Call me cheap.
14. I wore out your mobile phone, so I bought a new one to compensate you, but you lost my motorcycle without even saying sorry.
15. If you get sick once, I will lose two kilograms. If I get sick once, you will gain two kilograms instead (you come to accompany me and eat up all the nutritional supplements my brother brought me).
16. I don’t think you are short, but you think I am tall.
17. If you come to my house, I will sleep on the sofa. If I go to your house, I will sleep on the sofa.
18. My mother is so good to you, but your mother is not good to me at all.
19. When I went to an open-air concert that time, you sat on my head and watched it with gusto, while I was pressed down by you and cried in the crowd.
Twenty. My dog ??has given birth, and I will give you the most beautiful one. But you gave me the goldfish you raised almost to death, causing me to have to give them up after only two days of raising them.
21. I have washed your socks N times and never lost one to you. You only gave me two pairs of quilts when I was sick and threw one away.
Twenty-two. I remember your birthday every year. You still don’t know the month and year of my birthday.
Twenty-three, you were bullied, I cut him down for you, but he only scolded you. I was beheaded, but not only did you not help me, you even said that I deserved it, and I was beheaded because of you.
Twenty-four. I have been working as a slave for you for half a year, and you went to play with friends every day while I was working as a slave.
Twenty-five. I left as a soldier. You said you would wait for me, but you did not wait for me. You are going to join the army and I call you to tell you that I will not wait for you, but I will wait until you get married.
26. Your father said I was a prodigal son, but my father said you were very virtuous.
Twenty-seven. When I go back to school, you say I have nothing to do. When you study in the military academy, I went to all my friends’ houses and prepared reference books for you.
28. I graduated based on my own ability, but you said I was deceived. You went to the military academy through the back door, and I used my only savings to prepare 10 banquets for you and your friends to celebrate you.
Twenty-nine. I went out to work. When you found out, you said I was being unreasonable. When I found out about your transition from the army, I just said, "I respect whatever you think.
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Thirty, your life is not very good now, but I still think highly of you. I am living well now, but you say I got up by shit luck.
Thirty-one. More than ten years ago, you told me personally that you wanted to marry me. Now that you are married, the groom is not me...
For reference, there may be similarities with you. I also just fell in love...
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