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It is said that the most fun in winter is not the north or the south, but the southerners! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Overnight # It snowed in the north # I brushed my circle of friends.
And the snow in the northeast is never late.
The howling north wind
Snowflakes roll like goose feathers.
Rolling between heaven and earth
Houses, Woods, and heaven and earth have all turned into a vast expanse of whiteness.
The whole northeast is as beautiful as the snow country in fairy tales.
But it snows heavily in the north.
Northerners are used to it.
The most exciting thing is probably the southerners.
In the eyes of northerners
Snowman is not the most fun day.
But southerners who see snow ...
The joy of watching snow
You don't understand.
When southerners first went to the north for the winter,
That's the way to walk.
Trembling, helping each other
You can't walk without a few somersaults.
Saw two people fall.
The handyman next to him must be very happy.
Students in the south can't see the snow.
Shivering in the weather of about ten degrees.
But if you go to the north, the children in the south will be terrible.
The excitement of seeing heavy snow for the first time.
Running barefoot in the snow.
Try your best to show your happiness.
Southerners see snow in the north for the first time.
It can be described as earth-shattering
I left my friends in the north in the heavy snow and looked silly.
Snow in the north
It turned into a carnival for a group of southerners.
Southerners see snow.
It became a carnival for northerners.
There are also southerners who see snow.
Can't restrain excitement
reckless
Jump straight into the snow
Close contact with heavy snow
Leave a mark on the snow.
what
Southerners can't recognize snowflakes?
Think of snowflakes as catkins.
I'm afraid this is the first person
The final reaction was too real.
As a northern friend of southerners,
You must learn to understand their behavior.
For example, the following one
Put the snowball on the heater.
Staring at the time when the snowball melts.
When this classmate did it,
Did you notice the look in your roommate's eyes?
I don't know this one either.
When I heard it was snowing
Southern friends immediately ran to the balcony.
Take a basin to pick up the snowflake.
Maybe you didn't come to put it down.
There are some southerners who always refuse to listen.
I told you to lick the railing in winter
Your tongue won't fall off.
Try not believing in evil.
Finally, I had to tear it down.
Never try this despair.
Friends from the south always try in the north.
Pour water into the ice
Such a scene is unimaginable in the south.
Isn't this beautiful?
Send it to friends who are still in the south
Let them envy you.
The use of heating
Do you know
The snow in the north bothers southerners.
And the heating in the north
This is what southerners want.
When southerners feel the warmth of heating.
I never want to leave the heating again.
I'm snowing heavily in the sunny south.
You are like spring on a cold night in the north.
Friends from the south came to the north for the first time.
Express shock.
There is such a warm place in the world.
Even video with friends.
Enjoy this surprise
That's no less than "seeing snow for the first time"
I am still surprised that it is water, not gas.
Some southerners say
I can't live without heating.
Want to take it home?
In addition to heating,
Heating has many uses.
Like baking socks
The socks were dry the next morning.
Don't wait another week.
In the eyes of southerners
Northerners are autumn trousers, cotton trousers and thick socks.
There is also a military coat outside.
After coming to the north
I didn't expect suspenders and shorts to be worn casually.
Where is this winter?
It's summer.
Come to the north
Southerners sigh
There is too much heating in the north.
When it's too hot
Open the window to get some air.
It's so happy to have heating.
Friends in the south say that the craziest thing in the north is
Eat ice cream in winter
Or eat in a vest.
It's hail outside.
Whoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo.
You are comfortably watching the drama and eating ice cream in the house.
There is only one thing.
Not only warm northerners.
It also increased the GDP in the north.
Ever since I felt the warmth in the north
Students in the south said
Never want to leave again
Southerners say
It's also winter.
But once the people on TV enter the room,
I took off my cotton-padded jacket and down jacket.
Just wear a sweater.
Southerners have big question marks on their heads.
Aren't you cold?
But since I came to the north,
I finally understand.
Why did they take off their clothes when they entered the room?
This is not because they are frozen.
Because they have heating.
In the north, as soon as I walked into the room,
I take off my coat, too.
Southern students think that heating pipes are electrified?
Northerners won't tell you.
In addition to hot water, heating pipes
Steam can also be introduced.
I just can't get electricity.
Southerners said angrily
I can't find the heater switch.
The northerners replied angrily.
You don't need a heating switch. hello
Bathhouses in the north
That's weird.
I finally worked out the heating.
Southern students studying in the North for the first time
Scared by that novelty called "bathhouse" again.
The most unacceptable thing for southerners is
You can't get dressed in the bathhouse.
This is not everyone's single room.
Face a group of people naked.
It's really embarrassing to dig out three rooms and one living room.
Overcome embarrassment
It turns out that there is another thing called rubbing.
But after wiping it once,
Many southerners
It is still very acceptable for bath towels.
I fell in love with it once.
Maybe this is the charm of rubbing bath?
Milk wipe, red wine wipe, salt wipe ......
What is this?
Do you want to be bacon?
Not only clean but also delicious.
Northern food
Everyone can eat.
In many places in the north.
Winter is usually tens of degrees below zero.
So everything can be frozen here.
Ice cream can be sold on the ground.
Don't worry about melting at all.
Do you want an old popsicle?
Southerners say it's too cold
But this is the daily life of northerners.
An old popsicle after dinner.
Full of energy all day.
Southerners look at frozen persimmons
This is all broken.
Why do you still sell it?
This boss is too cheat people.
Northerner: God, it's delicious.
Southern friends watch frozen pears.
This pear is black with cold.
It must be broken.
However, northerners put it indoors to thaw.
Bite down
Let's say "Ga Ga Tian" again.
The advice that southerners give their friends is
Come to the north
Never use the south part.
Think about how much you want.
Anything could happen.
How big is the northern plate?
Seeing so many cabbages
Don't be shocked.
This is only a small part of the population in the north.
Maybe that's it.
Southerners know nothing about northerners.
"Surprise" in the North
too much
As a southerner,
Never know.
This ice and snow can bring you
Is it surprised (surprised) or happy (summer)
Get up early in the morning
Your car may become like this.
Snow has completely wrapped it.
The cold weather froze it.
And this.
It's not open yet.
The handle of the car came off.
This kind of pain can be felt through the screen.
in the north
It doesn't matter if the car is angry.
This is the skill of driving out in the snow.
Look at this snowy posture.
I don't think I have much money saved.
Friends in the south should not think that there are only cars.
Trains in many places in the north are also amazing.
It is snowing heavily outside the car.
It is snowing lightly inside.
If it snows, it will snow everywhere.
The car froze.
Then you have to go.
The door is telling you
Stop struggling and give up.
I don't want you to join us.
As long as I descend quickly
No one can tell.
How can winter be called winter without falling a few times?
How can you expect to come to the north without a few falls?
Remember, people can't go downhill.
Because winter in the north cannot go downhill.
Can only "slide"
Because I can't walk.
Then lie down and slide.
I don't want to beat it.
I just want to enjoy it.
Don't think that northerners know martial arts.
It just slipped.
So come to the north.
Be sure to find a friend to learn to skate.
Northerners may not skate well.
But eight out of ten are excellent skaters.
Then form a group with friends to go skating.
So interesting
This is much more interesting than playing with snow.
Southerners come to the north for the winter.
There is a headache-online shopping.
What you bought.
It is likely to become the following
Direct freezing
Or it may be frozen.
For example, the lower lip glaze.
The brush was directly frozen off.
There are worse things.
"Mom asked me why I cried and opened the courier ..."
Because the bottle is frozen.
Bottles that were originally together.
Suddenly separated.
Southerners spend the winter in the north.
It must be interesting.
Although there may be an episode in the middle.
But it doesn't matter.
After all, it brings happiness to northerners.
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