Quotations to save the mood

1, all lost, will return in another way.

2. I just hope that you and I are both good, don't be suspicious of each other, and don't praise each other. An Ru is normal. You talk to me like a soliloquy, and I talk to you like a soliloquy.

3, women dare to go, just to see if men will turn back. Men don't look back, but they dare not leave because they are sure of women.

When we come to this world, everyone carries an empty basket, and people's life is the process of constantly putting things into their own baskets. If you have it, you will think more, be insatiable and insatiable. It is sad to live only by addition. Stay away from fame and fortune, look down on success or failure, it doesn't matter, just doing subtraction. Subtract excess material, extravagant desires and spiritual burdens. Add and subtract together, and the journey of life is infinite.

We should respect two kinds of people: one is a woman who is willing to live a hard life with one man, and the other is a man who is willing to live a good life with only one woman.

6. Don't ask me how my life is now. Can you change it? Don't ask me how I feel now. Can you control me? Don't ask me how I feel now. Can you come back? If not, please don't ask. I'll be fine.

7. Even if it is done well, there will be people pointing fingers; Even if you are in a mess, you can still hear hymns. You don't have to dwell on external judgment, fall into the eyes of others and distort yourself to please the world. Only you can save you.

8, the so-called worry, but not as good as their own wishes, that is, I adhere to their ideals, whenever there is a gap, I will worry.

9. A person's life is always sad, happy, together, young, beautiful, vicissitudes, deep, naive, mature, troubled, hard, painful and happy. No matter when, don't forget, no matter how ugly and poor you are, there will always be someone who doesn't dislike you, not for a while but for life.

10, if you have an ideal, defend it.

1 1, the older the time, the lighter the heart. People who have agreed to live and die with * * * will not contact in the end. Time is a thief, always stealing a lot inadvertently, beautiful face, true feelings, happy life. Maybe we can't turn a blind eye, but we don't have to fight each other. After all, everyone has a good time over the full moon. At that time, we must be prepared to be robbed one day.

Talking about saving the unfortunate people.

Talking about saving the unfortunate people.

1. Good friends get married for the second time. At the wedding, the host asked the groom: Are you willing to take care of her, respect her and accompany her for life, whether she is poor or rich, sick or healthy? Groom: I do! I suddenly heard a woman's voice from a corner not far away: you said that last time.

Second, the Japanese earthquake made China people look irrelevant. To be honest, it was really chilling! For humanitarian reasons, I am willing to take in a Japanese orphan. My requirements are: female, 16- 18 years old, height 159- 165, cup ABC, no scratches, delicate calves, sweet voice, fair and lovely face, and Loli is preferred. . . Great love is boundless, and there is true love in the world! No matter how hard it is, the victim! Pass positive energy! !

Third, waiting for the bus with my girlfriend, I suddenly found that neither of us had any change. So, I gave my girlfriend fifty dollars to exchange. After waiting, I finally got it back. I saw that she bought snacks from 48 yuan, and there were two left.

Fourth, A: Don't be so proud of my small breasts, I am proud of national fabrics!

I asked my boyfriend: If a woman took off her clothes and sat on your lap now, would you waver? He replied solemnly, of course I won't. I went up and smacked my lips, and you fucking agreed to let her sit on your lap naked. Do you think you have fantasized about that scene?

6. A sister who just got a driver's license was stopped by pol.ice for illegal driving and asked her for a driver's license. She: How can I drive out without a driver's license? She replied that it was very difficult to get into the Lun family. What if I take it out and lose it? The police. .

7. In the morning, my daughter was lying in bed, seeing that she would be late for school. Daughter-in-law lifted the quilt, raised her hand and slapped her, and got up.

Eight, pain comes from comparison. When a person lives in a wooden house, the wooden house is enough to shelter him from the wind and rain and provide him with the necessary rest environment. He is very happy. But one day, a big house suddenly appeared next to the hut, and his smile was no longer as calm and natural as before. Life is a state of mind. We should be positive and satisfied. The pursuit of life is to live better than before, not to live better than others!

9. I have been thinking about driving a car that has passed the government inspection, burning oil that the government says is up to standard, and sticking a green label issued by the government for environmental protection, but the government told me that the poor air quality is caused by automobile exhaust, and I was puzzled. Is it because we stepped on the accelerator in the wrong way?

Ten, go out to play with my boyfriend, and when the goods get on the subway, they bow their heads and play with their mobile phones. I told him in dismay: your girlfriend is around, but you only care about playing with your mobile phone. Do you think it's appropriate? Then the goods looked up and said lightly, Well, I just don't think it's appropriate to play with your girlfriend in public.

Eleven, shopping to see a couple, the woman is quite good-looking, I looked up and sighed: good cabbage has been arched by pigs. The man overheard it and tried to hit me. His girlfriend pulled him and said, don't care about people who are not even as good as pigs.

12. The boss of a company wanted a female secretary. The applicant stood at the door of the office and went to the boss's office. Xiaohong took 20 steps, Xiao Huang took 18 steps and Xiao Zhang took 15 steps. Who was admitted?

Thirteen, after eating the wedding banquet, complaining about not having enough to eat. My niece said: If you can't reach the food, you can stand up. The table doesn't turn, you can turn. Stand up, take a walk, turn around and you'll be full. You hungry idiot. .

Fourteen, these two days of heavy smog, and I have to go to work by bike, so I asked my mother: Mom, where did I put my mask?

Fifteen, my wife used domestic violence against me. I tactfully said not to use domestic violence in front of children. This is not good for the children. Just when my wife was hesitant, my child was very sensible and told his mother that it was okay. Mom, I won't watch it if you hit me!

Sixteen, in the bank, a bald and wretched man said to the window sister: Sister, lend me 10 thousand yuan to play ~

17. The announcement on the train sounded: 16 A passenger in the carriage was sick and was seeking help from medical staff. As soon as the voice fell, the elder sister sitting opposite me stood up resolutely: Little brother, help me look at something, and I'll go and have a look. She came back half an hour later. I asked, are you a doctor or a nurse? Big sister wiped her sweat: I'm watching the fun.

Eighteen, the moment the problem appears, we must control our emotions, don't be angry, don't be extreme, don't say anything radical, and be patient. Patience is not to keep you from dealing with this matter, but to avoid doing things that embarrass you when your emotions are out of control. You will know later that there are really few things in life that deserve our courtesy, education, character and pattern.

Nineteen, the math class is coming, and there are only two questions left. The teacher said, I'll make one and leave the other for you. You choose! A classmate said, teacher, you are really difficult. The teacher said: I am a man and you are a woman!

Twenty, the older ugly girl couldn't find a boyfriend, and finally one day she met a net friend. Soon the ugly girl came back crying, and her roommate asked her how she was. She said: He just said that I was not good enough for you and left. Roommate comforted that it was nothing. People are very smooth. Don't be too sad. The ugly girl cried: it is called fart, and there are punctuation marks in his sentence!

2 1. Desire is infinite, but our ability to realize it is limited. When our desires are not satisfied, we will suffer; When the desire is satisfied and the satisfaction disappears, we will suffer again. Only by learning to be grateful and content can we really get rid of desire and greed and live a relaxed and peaceful life.

Tease your daughter when washing your face: will dad give you a new mother? Daughter: No! How can I live with my stepmother?

Twenty-three, the little fat man has a good temper and is very popular every day. Aunt next door told the little fat man: it's time to lose weight, and her bulging belly has caught up with pregnant women. How uncomfortable it is. The little fat man touched his chubby belly and said, I'm used to it. It's not good to eat this round belly every day!

Twenty-four, my wife is going to give birth, and my husband is waiting anxiously outside the delivery room! Suddenly, the nurse carried the baby out! Husband hurried forward and nervously asked the nurse: Is it a boy or a girl? ! Say, the husband can't wait to put his hand into the baby's wrapped cloth and grope for it! Then he shouted happily: it's a boy! It's a boy! The nurse scolded angrily: What boy? Let go of my finger! !

I picked up an axe and cut down the only plum tree in the yard. Dad was very angry and asked me why. I said I heard the story of cutting down a fruit tree in Washington, and I could be president if I cut it down. Dad asked me after listening: Have you heard the story of the crucifixion of Jesus? Then he hung me up and played for three days. Tell me: you can be Jesus. . .

26. When I came home from work, my son told me that I only passed the art final exam. I asked why, and he said that the teacher asked me to draw a group of fish, and all the students drew fish swimming in the water ... I grabbed the paper and looked at it: Shit, Xiong Haizi, you drew squid with iron plates.

27. Male A: At that time, she never farted secretly. After marriage, I wish every fart would collapse in your face!

Twenty-eight, my sister found me and said to me: You are a man, you must learn to be responsible for your family, so that you can support our family and become a real man in the future! You got it? I said happily after listening: I understand! Then I heard my sister turn to the house and shout: Mom, my brother admitted stealing your money!

29. On the morning after Qixi, the crow met the magpie and said, Why are you so haggard?

30. Recently, a female colleague gave me trouble. My screen name was changed to Emperor, she changed to Empress Dowager, I changed to Ying Zheng, and she changed to Evonne. She is always a generation older than me. I had a wonderful idea today, the Monkey King. You can't change your mind! Just after dinner, I saw her screen name changed to cleft. Fuck you.

Thirty-one, go to the canteen to eat with colleagues. Seeing that my colleague's food is obviously more than mine, and the money is the same, I went to my aunt who cooked. Originally prepared to quarrel, menstruation was drowned out in a word: I think you are so thin, you certainly don't eat as much as her, so I will call you less. . .

Thirty-two, once I went to the public toilet to pee, and I went in without looking carefully. At that time, I was a mess. There are two women in it. I found a hole and squatted down quickly. I lifted my pants and came out. It's really embarrassing. Then a woman behind me said, Hey, Ma, I thought it was a man! It turned out to be a woman. ...

Thirty-three, go to dinner with your girlfriend. A handsome guy came up and said I wanted to sleep with my sister. I asked her to make an offer, and my sister got angry at once and scolded him severely: Grandma, what did you take my sister for? Does it cost money to sleep with my sister?

Thirty-four, the father and son were in prison. The jailer asked his father: How many years have you been sentenced? A: Five years. Q: Because of what? I picked up a rope and took it home. Q: This is a harsh sentence, isn't it? Five years for breaking a rope? A: There is a cow tied to the other end of the rope.

35. My son learned something new from kindergarten: take the safe passage in case of fire. So he told us solemnly: when there is a fire, you should send me to kindergarten quickly. Why? Because there is a safe passage in the kindergarten.

Thirty-six, a couple quarreled, and the man couldn't win the quarrel, so he lay still in bed. The woman asked, what are you doing in bed? The man replied, dead! The woman asked again, why are you still open when you are dead? Die unsatisfied! The man replied and the woman asked, then why are you still breathing? The man said, I can't swallow this tone!

Thirty-seven, one day I went to the grocery store to buy things. Call after shopping, big sister, check out. The elder sister smiled and pointed to a beautiful woman in her twenties and said, My daughter is so old. What do you call me? I said, mom!

Thirty-eight, a: Now the small breasts are desperately shy, one layer at a time, with more cloth; Big breasts show off wealth, and I can't wait to show them all. This is the real fabric saving!

Woman A: At that time, I was afraid that I would make you angry everywhere in my life. I can't wait to piss you off in minutes after I get married!

Forty, the male colleague went out at noon without his mobile phone. His wife keeps calling. The female colleague who took a nap was disturbed by the noise. She took her cell phone and shouted, Are you bored that we are sleeping? As a result, my male colleague didn't come to work today!

Forty-one, back if you can't open it. If you can't let go, just remember. I can't bear it, just keep it. One day ... I can't move my back, so I will take it easy! I can't remember clearly, so I put it down! If you can't stay, you will be willing! So don't take some things too seriously. Turn a blind eye and it will pass. Cherish the people in front of you and do the things in front of you. Everything is wonderful! Remember, cloudy days don't necessarily rain.

Forty-two, there is no one in the world who will never be slandered, and there is no one who will always be praised. If you give, someone will criticize you; When you harvest, someone will criticize you; Some people will criticize you when you watch. No one is not criticized. Do what you have to do and let others talk. Since there is nowhere to escape, it is better to be safe; Since the ears are not clean, it is better to be clean from the heart; Since you can't get what you want, let go with a smile.

Classic talk about saving depressed mood, happy mood phrases

1. After being separated from someone, I was easily moved, only to find that I couldn't believe it from the bottom of my heart. It seems that I can't understand those profound things, and I no longer expect to be saved.

2. be a layman, have time to make tea for health, and have money to drink and soak up male gods.

Step by step, stand on tiptoe and hum a tune. You are right in front of me.

Drunk people like to raise their glasses and say I'm innocent.

5. Don't be drunk, drink empty and melancholy, and clear your heart and hide old wounds.

6. Yes, man, it never rains but it pours.

7. Fairy Tales I once fantasized about you in time and space. The autumn wind crane on the broken wall is full of cheerful battle songs. The strong brother who complained about spring hurt himself. Who broke the pen beyond time and space, destroyed the usher's house, and hurt the naive fox and the barbed wheat-pointed handstand watcher? Where is Ai Jia? I only took away the suspicion of a cult, but I woke up in your morning light and lost my faith.

8. So I won't write and miss you.

9. After meeting in the old place for three or five years, I asked if this hatred was strong. I kept saying cherished words before the incident, but I failed to say that I had a good dream.

10. The world is warm, the sun in winter, you are by my side.

1 1. There is no need to talk about Jin Ge Ma Tie and swallow mountains and rivers to see the world. When a person is born, he will become Ling Yunzhi, and his blood will fight against heaven!

12. You are waiting for him to come back, and I am waiting for you to give up.

13. During military training, you can experience the pleasure of putting a pressure cooker on your head, wearing an electric blanket and stepping on a hot kettle. The boring rehearsal repeated over and over again is like watching the same domestic bad film over and over again. You can slowly feel the pressure of your own gravity, and you will find that only the sun can tan you. You seem to feel that there are two pieces of cheese melting at any time under your feet, which will be held up by the transpiration heat wave and mixed gas. You have the illusion of escaping from the boiler room when you go out. It is really ten days of life and death, and it is unforgettable without military training.

14. The clown was a beautiful boy before his mouth was scratched.

15. No style, no definition.

Can a sad word of love save my heart?

1: I don't expect, I don't demand, I just look down on everything/

2. Can a stranger pass by and save my heart?

3. The promises between lips and teeth are all nonsense. Youth, a grand displacement.

Time passes quickly when you are happy, but time passes slowly when you are sad.

5: hide in a certain time and miss the palmprint for a while; Hiding somewhere, missing someone standing on the road, on the road, makes me worry.

6. Past, past events, memories, memories that can't be returned. Time took everything away, leaving me sad alone.

My life is full of warmth. I gave you everything, and you left me. How to smile at others in the future?

8. I looked back at my growth path and watched the days go by. I stood on the side of the road, my hands in my trench coat pockets, watching countless people pass me with a straight face. Occasionally someone stops and smiles at me, just like a peach blossom. I know that these people who stay will eventually become the warmth of my life. When I see them, I will never give up.

9. With expectation and curiosity, I earnestly learned to look up at the sky at a pure 45-degree angle as taught by Primary Four, but when I really did it, I didn't cry.

10: The most wonderful thing in the world is that when you hug someone you love, he actually hugs you tighter.

1 1: Time flies, I am still the same, you are still the same, but we are not the same.

12: There are so many places around. Some people want to come in and have to leave.

13: If you love, please love deeply. If abandoned, please thoroughly. Don't be ignorant and hurt yourself. The most regrettable thing in life is to give up what you shouldn't give up easily and stick to what you shouldn't stick to. I thought the bird couldn't fly over the sea because it didn't have the courage to fly over the sea. Ten years later, I discovered that it was not birds that could not fly, but the other side of the sea, and there was no waiting.

14: Youth is a beautiful sadness ~ ~ ~ I didn't cry, but my tears came down ~ ~ ~

15: How do worn jeans go with an evening dress, and how do my guitar go with your piano?

16: Every time I see a good movie, my heart hurts once on the spot, and then, numbly, it sticks together, like putting people together.